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Sarah: Plain and simple.
Author: velveeta jones
Date: 08/31/2008 12:25:52
Finally! A candidate that Velveeta Jones can wrap her hands around! Sarah Palin! A true fighter. A woman, a wife and a mother! A mother, who apparently, never gives up. Its obvious that her natural reserves have been drilled often - she has a barn load of kids. And not with silly popular names like "Lindsay" or "Michael", rather, strong names that will really make these kids stand-outs on the national stage. Names like: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig. I'm sure that "Dirk", "Butte" and "Seedling" will be appearing in the future, since she still has plenty of birthing years left. She can even have them while in the job of VP. And, since she recently told us that she's not sure what the Vice President does, why not just make more babies for the "democracy spreading" that McCain has promised us for the next 100 years?
Poor, sheltered Sarah, she's not sure what the VP does? Well, here’s some things her predecessor excelled on, maybe she can find a few tips:
Do shoot your fellow lobbyist/friends/donors in the face while “hunting” at farms where they drug and cage the animals then release them for an easy kill.
Do set up a task force and have secret meetings with corporations (i.e. Oil executives) that have a vested interest to make and set policy and agendas.
Do try to convince us that you would not be a member of the Executive Branch.
Continue trampling on the Constitution.
But I digress. What is it about this woman that arouses so many of us? Is it because she's such a great role model for our Grand Old Party? What say's "Republican Values" better than holding the second highest office in the world, while toting around a 4 month old. Sarah Palin is a feminist in every sense of the word! (Excluding Roe v Wade).
She is also the best of both worlds: beauty queen and animal killer. This is a woman I can really get behind! Ready for the job? Oh hell yeah!! Here are just a few of her qualifications:
She can hunt better than Dick Cheney. And I love a woman who knows how to handle a big gun!
She's younger than John McCain. (She’s even younger than McCain’s two oldest children).
She looks really hot in black, which is good for all the funerals and somber ceremonies she'll have to attend as part of her duties. Remember when Dick Cheney embarrassed us all when he attended the 60th Anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz while wearing clothing suited for shoveling snow - green parka, lace up hiking boots, and ski cap with logo on it, - while the other attendee’s dressed appropriately solemn? We won't have this problem with Mrs. Palin. No Sir! She will be stylishly dressed in form fitting black, showing just enough hint of cleavage to leave us titillated. Accented by a flag pin that will be larger and outshine all others. This is a woman that does not need to wear........pantsuits.
In fact, I believe I've seen Mrs. Palin nee Miss Heath more than once in badly-made movies. You can picture her, can't you? She's the demure one with hair tied and glasses in place, tight silk top unbuttoned - but still conservative; that comes completely unglued at the sight of the copulating couple on the settee, turning into a complete trollop. A tried and true character device that has been used in countless porn movies without a hint of irony.
Anyway, I'm not sure she needs any other qualifications that she hasn't already culled from her years months of Governorship of the largest (land-wise) state in the Nation!
In fact, I have heard that many men and some women are very excited by Sarah. One friend told me that he has already pulled the lever just thinking about her! Oh goody!
She has told us everything that we need to know about her. Her husband is a commercial fisherman who is a four-time champion of the Iron Dog, the world's longest snow machine race. (Oh, he also works for BP Oil). She’s a “hockey mom” and a member of the PTA. Her son joined the Army on Sept. 11 (get it? get it?) 2007. She was a beauty pageant contestant, runs marathons, hunts and fishes.
Her neo-con credentials include:
Indeed, Sarah Palin will certainly bring out those “18 Million” cracks we keep hearing about. Won’t she? No, really, she will, right? She’s almost exactly like Hillary, except, well porn-star movie sexier and just a bit less of a supporter of those “rights” that some people want. Anyway, John McCain and the republican party are counting on the fact you won’t notice that. Just focus on the fact that she’s a woman!
Poor, sheltered Sarah, she's not sure what the VP does? Well, here’s some things her predecessor excelled on, maybe she can find a few tips:
Do shoot your fellow lobbyist/friends/donors in the face while “hunting” at farms where they drug and cage the animals then release them for an easy kill.
Do set up a task force and have secret meetings with corporations (i.e. Oil executives) that have a vested interest to make and set policy and agendas.
Do try to convince us that you would not be a member of the Executive Branch.
Continue trampling on the Constitution.
But I digress. What is it about this woman that arouses so many of us? Is it because she's such a great role model for our Grand Old Party? What say's "Republican Values" better than holding the second highest office in the world, while toting around a 4 month old. Sarah Palin is a feminist in every sense of the word! (Excluding Roe v Wade).
She is also the best of both worlds: beauty queen and animal killer. This is a woman I can really get behind! Ready for the job? Oh hell yeah!! Here are just a few of her qualifications:
She can hunt better than Dick Cheney. And I love a woman who knows how to handle a big gun!
She's younger than John McCain. (She’s even younger than McCain’s two oldest children).
She looks really hot in black, which is good for all the funerals and somber ceremonies she'll have to attend as part of her duties. Remember when Dick Cheney embarrassed us all when he attended the 60th Anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz while wearing clothing suited for shoveling snow - green parka, lace up hiking boots, and ski cap with logo on it, - while the other attendee’s dressed appropriately solemn? We won't have this problem with Mrs. Palin. No Sir! She will be stylishly dressed in form fitting black, showing just enough hint of cleavage to leave us titillated. Accented by a flag pin that will be larger and outshine all others. This is a woman that does not need to wear........pantsuits.
In fact, I believe I've seen Mrs. Palin nee Miss Heath more than once in badly-made movies. You can picture her, can't you? She's the demure one with hair tied and glasses in place, tight silk top unbuttoned - but still conservative; that comes completely unglued at the sight of the copulating couple on the settee, turning into a complete trollop. A tried and true character device that has been used in countless porn movies without a hint of irony.
Anyway, I'm not sure she needs any other qualifications that she hasn't already culled from her
In fact, I have heard that many men and some women are very excited by Sarah. One friend told me that he has already pulled the lever just thinking about her! Oh goody!
She has told us everything that we need to know about her. Her husband is a commercial fisherman who is a four-time champion of the Iron Dog, the world's longest snow machine race. (Oh, he also works for BP Oil). She’s a “hockey mom” and a member of the PTA. Her son joined the Army on Sept. 11 (get it? get it?) 2007. She was a beauty pageant contestant, runs marathons, hunts and fishes.
Her neo-con credentials include:
Pro-life (criminals excluded) to the extreme. In cases of rape or incest, well, that’s just too bad. In cases where the mother and/or child might die. Very sad, but life must go on. (Taking that to its logical conclusion, if you are a rapist who impregnates your victim, you get to die. If the woman you impregnated has complications, well, she and the baby can just join you in death. Lovely.)
She is a Creationist.
She is a lifelong NRA member.
She is currently under investigation.
She is steadfastly pro marriage. As long as its very hetero(you-know-what).
Indeed, Sarah Palin will certainly bring out those “18 Million” cracks we keep hearing about. Won’t she? No, really, she will, right? She’s almost exactly like Hillary, except, well porn-star movie sexier and just a bit less of a supporter of those “rights” that some people want. Anyway, John McCain and the republican party are counting on the fact you won’t notice that. Just focus on the fact that she’s a woman!
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Comment by 
Random on 08/31/2008 12:40:35
Random on 08/31/2008 12:40:35
I know this will get me kicked off the blog, but i have to say this. I'm going to vote for McCain, because i want to see more of Palin. 
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 12:45:12
Random on 08/31/2008 12:45:12
Oh, and Before Random is kicked off, her idiotic statement about breaking the glass ceiling is well...idiotic. If she gets into Vice President, it's a huge crack, not breaking it. Until a woman is ELECTED (note that term. not when McCain croaks and you get to be president) president that glass ceiling will shatter.
And to point out that isn't Obama himself heading straight towards a glass ceiling? I mean, first major party to elect a black person for presidential nominee? How many people here who can name a Black Vice-president of a presidential nominee? So isn't Obama heading towards a ceiling that is much more intact than the one Hillary or even now, Palin, are heading towards?
And to point out that isn't Obama himself heading straight towards a glass ceiling? I mean, first major party to elect a black person for presidential nominee? How many people here who can name a Black Vice-president of a presidential nominee? So isn't Obama heading towards a ceiling that is much more intact than the one Hillary or even now, Palin, are heading towards?
Comment by 
velveeta jones on 08/31/2008 12:47:51
velveeta jones on 08/31/2008 12:47:51
Shane-O ALERT! Want some great audio for the show? Go HERE to pull audio from Miss Heath as sportscaster. Mix clips of "Micheal So and So can really muscle this up...." and "..... he then slams it in....." with some really klassy porn music.
:lol:
I'd do it myself, but I must aloft to work................ :(
:lol:
I'd do it myself, but I must aloft to work................ :(
Comment by 
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 13:00:18
Random,
I am assuming that this is joke, but in case it is not, just get a large poster of Palin and nail it to the ceiling above your bed and then cast your vote for Obama, you junior ranger you :P
Cheers,
mfaye :hug:
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 13:00:18
Quote by Random:
I know this will get me kicked off the blog, but i have to say this. I'm going to vote for McCain, because i want to see more of Palin.
Random,
I am assuming that this is joke, but in case it is not, just get a large poster of Palin and nail it to the ceiling above your bed and then cast your vote for Obama, you junior ranger you :P
Cheers,
mfaye :hug:
Comment by 
Raine on 08/31/2008 13:06:19
Raine on 08/31/2008 13:06:19
Good morning from the outer bands of Gustav! The sun is peeping out, the winds are loverly, and the air is perfect!
and boy that sarah is a hottie, I may just have to vote for her... :puke:
In other sunday news
Van Halen (not to be confused with the younger Tag Palin )
Says to John McCain... *Stop using our Song Right Now!*
and boy that sarah is a hottie, I may just have to vote for her... :puke:
In other sunday news
Van Halen (not to be confused with the younger Tag Palin )
Says to John McCain... *Stop using our Song Right Now!*
Comment by velveeta jones on 08/31/2008 13:11:58
velveeta jones on 08/31/2008 13:11:58
How hot? Well, not this hot, but.............
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 13:13:25
Well, I don't know...depends on when the nude photos leak out. Cause money says as a former (losing) beauty queen she's posed nude somewhere.
Random on 08/31/2008 13:13:25
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
I know this will get me kicked off the blog, but i have to say this. I'm going to vote for McCain, because i want to see more of Palin.
Random,
I am assuming that this is joke, but in case it is not, just get a large poster of Palin and nail it to the ceiling above your bed and then cast your vote for Obama, you junior ranger you :P
Cheers,
mfaye :hug:
Well, I don't know...depends on when the nude photos leak out. Cause money says as a former (losing) beauty queen she's posed nude somewhere.
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 13:13:26
Raine on 08/31/2008 13:13:26
?Velveeta is that a real photo
Comment by AuntAzalea on 08/31/2008 13:15:28
You funny Velveeta, you made me snort my coffee :rofl:
- I suggest perhaps a new version of the Hottie and the Nottie with McCain as the Nottie and Palin, naturally as the Hottie. I think they are going to do about as well as the movie.
- I suggest perhaps a new version of the Hottie and the Nottie with McCain as the Nottie and Palin, naturally as the Hottie. I think they are going to do about as well as the movie.
Comment by AuntAzalea on 08/31/2008 13:20:44
Velveeta is now walking the Rosie dog but she said alas that great photo is the result of a photoshop contest.
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 13:33:59
Hah!
she is a hottie, and I am wondering if this pick was because she will be ready for that 3 am phone call when grampy is still asleep.
Raine on 08/31/2008 13:33:59
Quote by AuntAzalea:
You funny Velveeta, you made me snort my coffee :rofl:
- I suggest perhaps a new version of the Hottie and the Nottie with McCain as the Nottie and Palin, naturally as the Hottie. I think they are going to do about as well as the movie.
Hah!
she is a hottie, and I am wondering if this pick was because she will be ready for that 3 am phone call when grampy is still asleep.
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:18:55
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:18:55
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:28:00
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:28:00
Sorry Kids,
It took me a few attempts to get this up (so to speak :P)
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
It took me a few attempts to get this up (so to speak :P)
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by 
jd_in_ny on 08/31/2008 14:30:21
jd_in_ny on 08/31/2008 14:30:21
Well done, Velveeta - you made my family and I laugh out loud!
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:32:50
Random,
I hope that this pic does it for you.
It's a little something I worked up using my chain saw. :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:32:50
Quote by Random:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
I know this will get me kicked off the blog, but i have to say this. I'm going to vote for McCain, because i want to see more of Palin.
Random,
I am assuming that this is joke, but in case it is not, just get a large poster of Palin and nail it to the ceiling above your bed and then cast your vote for Obama, you junior ranger you :P
Cheers,
mfaye :hug:
Well, I don't know...depends on when the nude photos leak out. Cause money says as a former (losing) beauty queen she's posed nude somewhere.
Random,
I hope that this pic does it for you.
It's a little something I worked up using my chain saw. :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 14:41:12
...>< Not my idea of something i'd EVER want to see O.o *is scarred for life*
Random on 08/31/2008 14:41:12
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
I know this will get me kicked off the blog, but i have to say this. I'm going to vote for McCain, because i want to see more of Palin.
Random,
I am assuming that this is joke, but in case it is not, just get a large poster of Palin and nail it to the ceiling above your bed and then cast your vote for Obama, you junior ranger you :P
Cheers,
mfaye :hug:
Well, I don't know...depends on when the nude photos leak out. Cause money says as a former (losing) beauty queen she's posed nude somewhere.
Random,
I hope that this pic does it for you.
It's a little something I worked up using my chain saw. :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
...>< Not my idea of something i'd EVER want to see O.o *is scarred for life*
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:47:57
Glad I could help you with you maturation process, Random :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 14:47:57
Quote by Random:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
I know this will get me kicked off the blog, but i have to say this. I'm going to vote for McCain, because i want to see more of Palin.
Random,
I am assuming that this is joke, but in case it is not, just get a large poster of Palin and nail it to the ceiling above your bed and then cast your vote for Obama, you junior ranger you :P
Cheers,
mfaye :hug:
Well, I don't know...depends on when the nude photos leak out. Cause money says as a former (losing) beauty queen she's posed nude somewhere.
Random,
I hope that this pic does it for you.
It's a little something I worked up using my chain saw. :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
...>< Not my idea of something i'd EVER want to see O.o *is scarred for life*
Glad I could help you with you maturation process, Random :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 14:49:51
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!
Random on 08/31/2008 14:49:51
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
...>< Not my idea of something i'd EVER want to see O.o *is scarred for life*
Glad I could help you with you maturation process, Random :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!
Comment by 
MNRN on 08/31/2008 16:11:47
MNRN on 08/31/2008 16:11:47
yes, she is all that and so much more.
in superscary news. ....they raided several peaceful homes and gathering places for the RNC "welcoming" committee in st paul and mpls last nite, in order to freak out people like, say, my 11 year old kid, who was all for going to the peace march till she saw that, and now won't go.
such a great way to teach our kids about freedom of speech and assembly, huh?
in superscary news. ....they raided several peaceful homes and gathering places for the RNC "welcoming" committee in st paul and mpls last nite, in order to freak out people like, say, my 11 year old kid, who was all for going to the peace march till she saw that, and now won't go.
such a great way to teach our kids about freedom of speech and assembly, huh?
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:12:50
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:12:50
Did my Photoshop machete pic break the blog? Please let me know if you think I should take it down - I also used in over at my blog. Check it out (I've included a few words to go with the illustration :P)
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:16:37
MNRN,
That is shameful and scary news - I am sorry that in this country you and your family had to endure such scare tactics. Tell your 11 year old to be brave and that if we don't fight back against this kind of attack, then they will only continue and get worse :rage:
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:16:37
Quote by MNRN:
yes, she is all that and so much more.
in superscary news. ....they raided several peaceful homes and gathering places for the RNC "welcoming" committee in st paul and mpls last nite, in order to freak out people like, say, my 11 year old kid, who was all for going to the peace march till she saw that, and now won't go.
such a great way to teach our kids about freedom of speech and assembly, huh?
MNRN,
That is shameful and scary news - I am sorry that in this country you and your family had to endure such scare tactics. Tell your 11 year old to be brave and that if we don't fight back against this kind of attack, then they will only continue and get worse :rage:
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 16:17:24
Random on 08/31/2008 16:17:24
Random is bored.
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:19:13
Random could photoshop a more acceptable visage of Mrs. Palin for the bloggie - I'm just sayin' :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:19:13
Quote by Random:
Random is bored.
Random could photoshop a more acceptable visage of Mrs. Palin for the bloggie - I'm just sayin' :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 16:23:16
Random will work on making MST3K DVDs.
Random on 08/31/2008 16:23:16
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
Random is bored.
Random could photoshop a more acceptable visage of Mrs. Palin for the bloggie - I'm just sayin' :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Random will work on making MST3K DVDs.
Comment by 
livingonli on 08/31/2008 16:33:57
livingonli on 08/31/2008 16:33:57
Greetings from the salt mine. Yes, I am working another 12-hour day to get some OT to pay the bills.
MNRN, that sucks about the demo. The Fascists seem to want to clamp down with an even greater eagerness than they did in New York in '04. Are you going to go see any of the Shoot the Messenger shows next week? One night, Billy Bragg is supposed to be a guest. The full line-up hasn't yet been posted but having a few of the shows in New York. Guaranteed, it will be a hoot.
MNRN, that sucks about the demo. The Fascists seem to want to clamp down with an even greater eagerness than they did in New York in '04. Are you going to go see any of the Shoot the Messenger shows next week? One night, Billy Bragg is supposed to be a guest. The full line-up hasn't yet been posted but having a few of the shows in New York. Guaranteed, it will be a hoot.
Comment by livingonli on 08/31/2008 16:34:54
livingonli on 08/31/2008 16:34:54
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 16:49:26
Try this...
Random on 08/31/2008 16:49:26
Quote by livingonli:Quote by Random:
The Truth about Palin, is she really that Baby's Momma?
THe URL is missing.
Try this...
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:53:56
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 16:53:56
I would like to invite you all to visit and read a very thoughtful post by a former student of mine at TU. She is an Alaskan Native and wrote a great piece entitled, Why I Do Not Support Sarah Palin. As she says in this post, she has been following Palin's political career for two years and is a registered republican (Ms. Jacuk as well as Palin).
Just FYI - I found it quite enlightening :D
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Just FYI - I found it quite enlightening :D
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by livingonli on 08/31/2008 17:09:12
Someone's gotta run with this. Look at the picutes, she does not look like pregnant but her daughter does. Right-wing hypocrisy leers its head again.
I'm not above using a sex scandal to drag down the GOP.
livingonli on 08/31/2008 17:09:12
Quote by Random:Quote by livingonli:Quote by Random:
The Truth about Palin, is she really that Baby's Momma?
THe URL is missing.
Try this...
Someone's gotta run with this. Look at the picutes, she does not look like pregnant but her daughter does. Right-wing hypocrisy leers its head again.
I'm not above using a sex scandal to drag down the GOP.
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 17:16:03
Well, not so much a sex scandal as someone who's extensive *cough hack* resume includes "I could have aborted a downs baby but i didn't" turns out, "I'm a domineering bitch who made a decision for my daughter to save my own career."
Random on 08/31/2008 17:16:03
Quote by livingonli:Quote by Random:Quote by livingonli:Quote by Random:
The Truth about Palin, is she really that Baby's Momma?
THe URL is missing.
Try this...
Someone's gotta run with this. Look at the picutes, she does not look like pregnant but her daughter does. Right-wing hypocrisy leers its head again.
I'm not above using a sex scandal to drag down the GOP.
Well, not so much a sex scandal as someone who's extensive *cough hack* resume includes "I could have aborted a downs baby but i didn't" turns out, "I'm a domineering bitch who made a decision for my daughter to save my own career."
Comment by 
IzzyBitz on 08/31/2008 17:17:11
IzzyBitz on 08/31/2008 17:17:11
Why, I declare, Ms. Velveeta. Hiking boots and a ski cap by day, a sexy black frock by night. I'd swear you were describing a lipstick lesbian. :lol:
Liv, I watched the Shoot the Messenger show with Rachel. I loved the visual of Rachel sitting on the couch, one arm around Paul and the other clutching a can of beer. What a gal!
Listening to right wing pundits defend Bush for eight years has been a hoot, but the current push for McCain and now Ms. Sarah, well, it's hysterical. Do they really believe the crap coming out of their mouths? Comedy at its finest.
I am frantically planning a last minute trip to the US Open. A friend was given some tickets for the final week and I am so hoping to be there! NY or bust!
Liv, I watched the Shoot the Messenger show with Rachel. I loved the visual of Rachel sitting on the couch, one arm around Paul and the other clutching a can of beer. What a gal!
Listening to right wing pundits defend Bush for eight years has been a hoot, but the current push for McCain and now Ms. Sarah, well, it's hysterical. Do they really believe the crap coming out of their mouths? Comedy at its finest.
I am frantically planning a last minute trip to the US Open. A friend was given some tickets for the final week and I am so hoping to be there! NY or bust!
Comment by 
Mondobubba on 08/31/2008 18:17:40
:rofl: Well done!
Mondobubba on 08/31/2008 18:17:40
Quote by velveeta jones:
How hot? Well, not this hot, but.............
:rofl: Well done!
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 19:36:19
Raine on 08/31/2008 19:36:19
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 20:02:16
We have a winner!
I swear... I was waiting for one of 2 things... She turns out to be a LL, converted thru the glory of the lawrd, or she has nude pictures... The story Random alerted us too, that was a slidong curveball I didn't expect.
We just had a wicket round of rain, but mostly the day has been awesome, sunny, breezy and chillin'... I am having raintini's, Bob -- a pale ale... and everything is just perfect....
Raine on 08/31/2008 20:02:16
Quote by IzzyBitz:
Why, I declare, Ms. Velveeta. Hiking boots and a ski cap by day, a sexy black frock by night. I'd swear you were describing a lipstick lesbian. :lol:
We have a winner!
I swear... I was waiting for one of 2 things... She turns out to be a LL, converted thru the glory of the lawrd, or she has nude pictures... The story Random alerted us too, that was a slidong curveball I didn't expect.
We just had a wicket round of rain, but mostly the day has been awesome, sunny, breezy and chillin'... I am having raintini's, Bob -- a pale ale... and everything is just perfect....
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 20:04:51
Freudian slip... I meant SliDING curveball! :rofl:
Raine on 08/31/2008 20:04:51
Quote by Raine:Quote by IzzyBitz:
Why, I declare, Ms. Velveeta. Hiking boots and a ski cap by day, a sexy black frock by night. I'd swear you were describing a lipstick lesbian. :lol:
We have a winner!
I swear... I was waiting for one of 2 things... She turns out to be a LL, converted thru the glory of the lawrd, or she has nude pictures... The story Random alerted us too, that was a slidong curveball I didn't expect.
We just had a wicket round of rain, but mostly the day has been awesome, sunny, breezy and chillin'... I am having raintini's, Bob -- a pale ale... and everything is just perfect....
Freudian slip... I meant SliDING curveball! :rofl:
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 20:07:48
She said MATURATION... not Masturbation, Random...
Raine on 08/31/2008 20:07:48
Quote by Random:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
...>< Not my idea of something i'd EVER want to see O.o *is scarred for life*
Glad I could help you with you maturation process, Random :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!
Comment by m-hadley on 08/31/2008 20:21:11
Raine,
I'm glad to hear that you and BobR are enjoying your much deserved honeymoon
Honestly, do you think my chainsaw shop of Palin poling is over the top? If you do, I'll take it down from my website and this one too Mostly I was inspired by Random who I couldn't help but picture in my mind's eye on his bed doing the deed (so to speak) to an image of Alaska's Gov. tacked to the ceiling. :airhump:
Party on, kids!
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
m-hadley on 08/31/2008 20:21:11
Quote by Raine:Quote by Raine:Quote by IzzyBitz:
Why, I declare, Ms. Velveeta. Hiking boots and a ski cap by day, a sexy black frock by night. I'd swear you were describing a lipstick lesbian. :lol:
We have a winner!
I swear... I was waiting for one of 2 things... She turns out to be a LL, converted thru the glory of the lawrd, or she has nude pictures... The story Random alerted us too, that was a slidong curveball I didn't expect.
We just had a wicket round of rain, but mostly the day has been awesome, sunny, breezy and chillin'... I am having raintini's, Bob -- a pale ale... and everything is just perfect....
Freudian slip... I meant SliDING curveball! :rofl:
Raine,
I'm glad to hear that you and BobR are enjoying your much deserved honeymoon
Honestly, do you think my chainsaw shop of Palin poling is over the top? If you do, I'll take it down from my website and this one too Mostly I was inspired by Random who I couldn't help but picture in my mind's eye on his bed doing the deed (so to speak) to an image of Alaska's Gov. tacked to the ceiling. :airhump:Party on, kids!
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Comment by 
trojanrabbit on 08/31/2008 20:23:00
trojanrabbit on 08/31/2008 20:23:00
Home again..
Guess the extra "sleep" helped. Arrived at the Mt Washington about half hour early (4AM) and it was a perfect starry night with no moon or other lights to interfere. Only one problem, the summit was not visible. The drive up was no problem until we got to about 5000 feet up and bingo - no visibility we were in the clouds. At the summit the cars couldn't see where to go to park so we were all sitting there, it's very hard to get a stick shift car going again on a 10% grade. After parking wife & I walked to the summit house and just before we got there got blasted with 60+mph winds. I tried a couple of walks up to the observation deck after the "sun" came up, by then the winds were over 70 and the windchill was in the 20's. I'm told this is relatively calm. The sun was just appearing by the time we decided we'd had enough around 9AM. Now I'm totally ready to zonk out for the rest of the weekend. Though we didn't get to see the sunrise, it was still an interesting experience.
I'm still smelling burnt clutch.
Guess the extra "sleep" helped. Arrived at the Mt Washington about half hour early (4AM) and it was a perfect starry night with no moon or other lights to interfere. Only one problem, the summit was not visible. The drive up was no problem until we got to about 5000 feet up and bingo - no visibility we were in the clouds. At the summit the cars couldn't see where to go to park so we were all sitting there, it's very hard to get a stick shift car going again on a 10% grade. After parking wife & I walked to the summit house and just before we got there got blasted with 60+mph winds. I tried a couple of walks up to the observation deck after the "sun" came up, by then the winds were over 70 and the windchill was in the 20's. I'm told this is relatively calm. The sun was just appearing by the time we decided we'd had enough around 9AM. Now I'm totally ready to zonk out for the rest of the weekend. Though we didn't get to see the sunrise, it was still an interesting experience.
I'm still smelling burnt clutch.
Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/31/2008 20:46:42
trojanrabbit on 08/31/2008 20:46:42
Fark headline -- Bush may not attend Republican National Convention because of possible disaster. Also, there might be a hurricane.
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 20:49:00
This is a short video from this afternoon. I don't know why the colour is purple, as we were experiencing Sunshine from the beach. it is a 180 degree shot from bob (the South) to the north, on Estero Island. Click on the pic for the video.
Raine on 08/31/2008 20:49:00
This is a short video from this afternoon. I don't know why the colour is purple, as we were experiencing Sunshine from the beach. it is a 180 degree shot from bob (the South) to the north, on Estero Island. Click on the pic for the video.
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 20:53:40
Don't take it down, at least not till the Unadulterated ones FINALLy show up!!! 
Bobber is playting guitar right now... I am having another Raintini... I think he needs another beer.
And I am going to upload a particularly intense (not really, but according to the weather channel... ) squall that came thru. This is fun!
Raine on 08/31/2008 20:53:40
Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Raine:Quote by Raine:Quote by IzzyBitz:
Why, I declare, Ms. Velveeta. Hiking boots and a ski cap by day, a sexy black frock by night. I'd swear you were describing a lipstick lesbian. :lol:
We have a winner!
I swear... I was waiting for one of 2 things... She turns out to be a LL, converted thru the glory of the lawrd, or she has nude pictures... The story Random alerted us too, that was a slidong curveball I didn't expect.
We just had a wicket round of rain, but mostly the day has been awesome, sunny, breezy and chillin'... I am having raintini's, Bob -- a pale ale... and everything is just perfect....
Freudian slip... I meant SliDING curveball! :rofl:
Raine,
I'm glad to hear that you and BobR are enjoying your much deserved honeymoon
Party on, kids!
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
Bobber is playting guitar right now... I am having another Raintini... I think he needs another beer.
And I am going to upload a particularly intense (not really, but according to the weather channel... ) squall that came thru. This is fun!
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 21:16:58
Raine on 08/31/2008 21:16:58
This was this afternoon for about 10 minutes...
Then another ten minutes later, it was calm and breezy...
Then another ten minutes later, it was calm and breezy...
Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/31/2008 21:28:33
trojanrabbit on 08/31/2008 21:28:33
Is that a phone cam Raine? It might not be set for the right type of light (daylight, indoor etc). I wouldn't expect them to work anywhere near as well as a camcorder.
My XBox360 camera never gets the colors right when it's used with a PC.
My XBox360 camera never gets the colors right when it's used with a PC.
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 21:28:55
Random on 08/31/2008 21:28:55
And now Raine, you know what it's like to live in florida.
It rains, then it stops, it rains, then it stops.
It rains, then it stops, it rains, then it stops.
Comment by Raine on 08/31/2008 21:30:25
It's a Canon PowerShot A80. It's a digital camera, but it can take video too.
You might be right about the settings, though...
Raine on 08/31/2008 21:30:25
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Is that a phone cam Raine? It might not be set for the right type of light (daylight, indoor etc). I wouldn't expect them to work anywhere near as well as a camcorder.
My XBox360 camera never gets the colors right when it's used with a PC.
It's a Canon PowerShot A80. It's a digital camera, but it can take video too.
You might be right about the settings, though...
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 21:45:43
Random on 08/31/2008 21:45:43
I take it Raine's enjoying herself.
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 22:05:25
One, that's a mean joke, and Random sad.
Two, Random has no idea what Maturation means.
Random on 08/31/2008 22:05:25
Quote by Raine:She said MATURATION... not Masturbation, Random...Quote by Random:Quote by m-hadley:Quote by Random:
...>< Not my idea of something i'd EVER want to see O.o *is scarred for life*
Glad I could help you with you maturation process, Random :P
Cheers,
mfaye :fbump:
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!
One, that's a mean joke, and Random sad.
Two, Random has no idea what Maturation means.
Comment by livingonli on 08/31/2008 22:35:17
livingonli on 08/31/2008 22:35:17
From dictionary.com;
mat·u·ra·tion Audio Help /ˌmætʃəˈreɪʃən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[mach-uh-rey-shuhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
the act or process of maturating.
[Origin: 1350–1400; ME: suppuration < ML mātūrātiōn- (s. of mātūrātiō). See maturate, -ion]
—Related forms
mat·u·ra·tion·al, adjective
Comment by Random on 08/31/2008 23:04:16
Don't over react Random.
Liv meant good.
Random just making a joke.
Random on 08/31/2008 23:04:16
Quote by livingonli:
From dictionary.com;mat·u·ra·tion Audio Help /ˌmætʃəˈreɪʃən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[mach-uh-rey-shuhn] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
the act or process of maturating.
[Origin: 1350–1400; ME: suppuration < ML mātūrātiōn- (s. of mātūrātiō). See maturate, -ion]
—Related forms
mat·u·ra·tion·al, adjective
Don't over react Random.
Liv meant good.
Random just making a joke.