A Poem Author: velveeta jonesDate:12/07/2008 14:40:23
By Dick Cheney
Twas the night before inauguration, when all though the white-house Not a creature was stirring, not even a neo-con louse The prisoners were hanging in Gitmo, by their hair, In the hopes that some Court, soon would be there.
My minions were nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of beating libs, danced in their heads. And Mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a loud bell, I got up from my bed and screamed “What the Hell!” Away to the window I limped with a sneer I promised the culprit would not persevere!
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow Gave the luster of a bomb blast to objects below. When, what to my beady eyes should appear, But a miniature hybrid, and eight left leaning queers.
With a tall lanky driver, so dark and so firm in belief, I knew from his color he must he must be a thief. More rapid than poor people his coursers they came, And he laughed and he shouted and called them by name!
Now Dashcle! now, Holder, now Shinseki and Clinton! On Janet, on Rice, on Rahm and Joe Biden! To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall, Now to save the country from this neo-con pall.
And then like a nightmare, I heard on the roof The dancing and singing and yelling “woof, woof” I drew in my head and looked for my gun, But into the room he’d already come.
He was dressed rather smartly no doubt from his crimes (they like to blame me for the current bad times). A bundle of court documents he had on his back, And he looked like a Constitutionalist when he opened his pack.
He was lean and athletic, not at all like an elf, And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had something to dread!
He spoke not a word, but went right to work, And pulled out a court order and called me a “jerk”. And glaring his eyes, as best as that he could, He said that soon I’d be locked up for good.
Then he sprang to his hybrid, to his team gave a whistle, and off they all drove, with a wave of dismissal. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight, “We’ll take back this country, with all of our might”.
So both the Giants and the Falcons lost. And the Jets are Patriots are losing right now. And Buffalo is losing their first regular season game they are playing in Toronto.
Comment byRaine on 12/07/2008 23:41:07
Heya everyone!
F*cking Giants, I blame Plaxico.
I have spent the day configuring my mew *gently used* MAC-Sheen. Will doing more this evening. My god... what a true pleasure this is to have a machine that runs with some speed!!!!
Does happy joy joy dance
Comment byMondobubba on 12/08/2008 00:23:29
Seattle Men's Chorus, God Hates Shrimp Sermon
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Comment byTriSec on 12/08/2008 00:32:39
Evening, folks!
Another day in the mines with Livin. Store budget is way off, didn't even come *close* to the projected sales yesterday. Don't know how we did today.
Yeah, great economy ol' Mr. Bush is leaving us, hmm?
I'm going to drink the last of my brandy tonight, and watch some mind-numbingly inane television programming. TTFN!
(Oh, and I've managed to violate one of my principles; when I drain my glass tonight, I will have run out of Brandy, Vodka, and Whiskey in the same week.)
Comment byMondobubba on 12/08/2008 00:41:52
Quote by TriSec:
Evening, folks!
Another day in the mines with Livin. Store budget is way off, didn't even come *close* to the projected sales yesterday. Don't know how we did today.
Yeah, great economy ol' Mr. Bush is leaving us, hmm?
I'm going to drink the last of my brandy tonight, and watch some mind-numbingly inane television programming. TTFN!
(Oh, and I've managed to violate one of my principles; when I drain my glass tonight, I will have run out of Brandy, Vodka, and Whiskey in the same week.)
Sacrilege!
Comment bylivingonli on 12/08/2008 01:31:10
I went out to get my dinner and it was so cold I thought my hands would fall off. If I ever have the money, I would be a snowbird and spend the winters in Florida.
Comment byMondobubba on 12/08/2008 03:19:39
House of Saddam on HBO a dramatic non-verbal interpretation:
:flops on fainting couch: ZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
Comment byBobR on 12/08/2008 03:29:43
Quote by TriSec:
Evening, folks!
Another day in the mines with Livin. Store budget is way off, didn't even come *close* to the projected sales yesterday. Don't know how we did today.
Yeah, great economy ol' Mr. Bush is leaving us, hmm?
I'm going to drink the last of my brandy tonight, and watch some mind-numbingly inane television programming. TTFN!
(Oh, and I've managed to violate one of my principles; when I drain my glass tonight, I will have run out of Brandy, Vodka, and Whiskey in the same week.)
Sacrilege in the BRaine household is running out of beer. So far, so good...
Comment byRaine on 12/08/2008 03:43:44
pssst... Becuase the steeler's pulled a win out of their arses in the final minutes of the game... (thus defeating the UBER hated cowboys... *cough*)
GIANTS WIN THE DIVISION!!!!
Comment byRaine on 12/08/2008 03:48:09
Quote by BobR:
Sacrilege in the BRaine household is running out of beer. So far, so good...