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Goodbye and don't let the door hit you in the ass!
Author: Mondobubba    Date: 01/16/2009 00:37:16

This a blog for our beloved Dear Leader's fu um fairwell address to us the grateful nation. We have benefited so much from his sage wisdom in affairs both foreign and domestic. I'm not coming up with a fancy drinking game, but if you are in the privacy of your own home might I suggest dropping your pants and pressing your butt cheeks against the TV during the speech while screaming kiss my backside you lying sack of crap! Ahhh I feel better already.
 

61 comments (Latest Comment: 01/16/2009 05:37:34 by livingonli)
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Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 00:41:04
Frist! Ahhh its been awhile. New blog smell.

Comment by TriSec on 01/16/2009 00:46:08
Oh, this is personal. Bush is on TV tonight specifically to mess with Massachusetts.





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 00:52:05
Quote by TriSec:

Oh, this is personal. Bush is on TV tonight specifically to mess with Massachusetts.









Yeah, it is all about Massachusetts



I kid because I love.

Comment by TriSec on 01/16/2009 00:53:05
Well, I'm not watching either one, so there.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 00:56:53
Quote by TriSec:

Well, I'm not watching either one, so there.






Dickweed doesn't come on for 4 minutes.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 00:58:28
Jesus I put on Hardball and the second time this week there's Scary Uncle Pat Buchanan. Hold me. Make the scary man go away!



Comment by livingonli on 01/16/2009 00:59:35
I wonder if Keith will do two shows tonight because of Chimpy's speech?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:01:43
:strapping in: : donning the William Holden drinking helmet:

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:03:43
Gratitude to Vader? WTF???



I don't trust you, SHIT STAIN!

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:04:37
Less than 30 seconds in and he mentions 9-11 is that some kind of new record.





Comment by TriSec on 01/16/2009 01:07:06
I wish our system was based on conviction.



YOURS.





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:07:36
Jesus what a frickin' pant load. I might puke. He has gone into default mode.



Oh are you talking about your base with that talk about total obedience.



You are a violent extremist, dickhead.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:09:49
Quote by TriSec:

I wish our system was based on conviction.



YOURS.









Please!



Why is the smug little turd grinning? God I hate this clown.



Yeah we will restore the path to growth through a wise and well thought out economic policy.

Comment by TriSec on 01/16/2009 01:10:31
We must resist complacency?



So what's your excuse for the past 8 years?





Comment by TriSec on 01/16/2009 01:13:07
WHa? Actual black people in Bush's White House?





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:13:15
What is up with the lazy right eye? Is he winking or are the Dr Feelgood drugs messing with him.



Oh Jesus he are the props.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:14:32
Quote by TriSec:

WHa? Actual black people in Bush's White House?









FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on. Oh I forgot you hare askeerd of horsies.





Comment by TriSec on 01/16/2009 01:14:41
Shut Up Youse!



: turns off TV :



Ok, storytime for Javi!





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:16:28
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by TriSec:

WHa? Actual black people in Bush's White House?









FUCK YOU and the horse you rode in on. Oh I forgot you hare askeerd of horsies.







Not you Tri, Bush.



WTF? That was it. He didn't say a godamn thing. It was fluff. Pointless, worthless fluff. What a waste of space.



LOL Tweety with the participation ribbon comment.



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:17:48
Tweety is just ripping into Bush like there is no tomorrow.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:19:21
Decent People LIKE pResident Bullshit

Comment by Random on 01/16/2009 01:19:31
Tweety? balls? NO WAY!



Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:20:10
WOw... that was the biggest horse of peice shite I have seen...

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:20:44
O'Rly wonders how the Bush haters are going to spin this.



No spin needed O'Rly.

Comment by Random on 01/16/2009 01:20:49
Random's kind of disappointed he didn't watch. He thought it would have been longer...apparently not.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:21:58
Uh, of COURSE Obama is going to interact more with the press Bill-O



Just by letting Helen Thomas ask a question.

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:22:37
Now correct me if I am wrong... we were told tha tfreedom was a gift from god?



Really? REALLY???

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:26:02
Now I'll switch to Countdown.



The only thing that would have made that disaster useful is if he turned himself in or fell on his sword.

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:27:24
A tool. The man is a total liar and revisonist.



Given the chance, I would take his father over him.

Comment by Random on 01/16/2009 01:28:08
Quote by Raine:

Now correct me if I am wrong... we were told tha tfreedom was a gift from god?



Really? REALLY???


Wasn't it a god given right.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:28:28
Keith's ripping the speech apart.



9/11, terr, terr



McClellan should STILL be in prison, damn enabling traitor.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:29:13
That's who was missing, that pigf**ker Rove.

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:30:42
you are correct... KKKarl was no where t be found in that audience.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:30:46
Quote by Raine:

A tool. The man is a total liar and revisonist.



Given the chance, I would take his father over him.




Yeah, at least HW was a war hero.



Gotta make up for Grandaddy Nazi Prescott somehow.



Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:32:00
Ha, this idiot on Countdown is just about saying waterboarding is only torture when someone else does it.

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:32:33
Quote by Random:

Quote by Raine:

Now correct me if I am wrong... we were told tha tfreedom was a gift from god?



Really? REALLY???


Wasn't it a god given right.
The man thinks that he was on a mission from god...



Problem is... he was supposed to be representing America. Nothing more. That should have been enough



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:33:35
Quote by trojanrabbit:

Keith's ripping the speech apart.



9/11, terr, terr



McClellan should STILL be in prison, damn enabling traitor.






This has something to do with his 12-step group MAA (Malomar Addicts Anonymous) recovery. The making amends thing.

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:34:42
I hate that he insinuated that no one sufferd and struggled more than him after 911.





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:36:04
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Raine:

Now correct me if I am wrong... we were told tha tfreedom was a gift from god?



Really? REALLY???


Wasn't it a god given right.
The man thinks that he was on a mission from god...



Problem is... he was supposed to be representing America. Nothing more. That should have been enough





Jake and Elwood Blues were on a mission from God. GWB, not so much. The voices in his head are definitely not God.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:37:04
At least my cats were smart. They vacated the room just before ApeBoy came on. Cleo just ventured back into the room.

Comment by BobR on 01/16/2009 01:37:05
The most striking thing to me is him smiling at the most inappropriate times. Gawd I will not miss that retard plodding through a speech he didn't write and barely comprehends.

Comment by BobR on 01/16/2009 01:39:25
Quote by Raine:

The man thinks that he was on a mission from god...



Problem is... he was supposed to be representing America. Nothing more. That should have been enough



Just as out of touch with reality as Jake & Elwood...

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:41:14
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Raine:

The man thinks that he was on a mission from god...



Problem is... he was supposed to be representing America. Nothing more. That should have been enough



Just as out of touch with reality as Jake & Elwood...




I dunno, I think that Jake and Elwood were much more in touch with reality than Chimpy.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:42:55
Quote by BobR:

The most striking thing to me is him smiling at the most inappropriate times. Gawd I will not miss that retard plodding through a speech he didn't write and barely comprehends.






That smirk, what was up with that. Did he hear a good joke before he went on the air? Does he know something we don't know. It was wildly inappropriate, more so than normal.

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:47:00
Will he shut his trap for the next 4 days? PLEASE??????????????

Comment by trojanrabbit on 01/16/2009 01:47:06
The smirk is ApeBoy's legacy

Comment by Raine on 01/16/2009 01:48:48
The story of the Textbook Crash...



Nicely put, KO. I am more and more amazed at the captain and the Crew. 90 seconds to get those people off the plane.



Stunning, hopeful and amazing. The ferries showed up right away. I am proud of my City today.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:48:59
4 days 15 hours and 11 minutes but hey, who's counting?

Comment by livingonli on 01/16/2009 01:52:42
Maybe Chimpy will get kicked by a mule before he leaves office.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/16/2009 01:55:20
Quote by livingonli:

Maybe Chimpy will get kicked by a mule before he leaves office.




He's already had a traumatic brain injury.