The Neo-clowns are pranking us all - once again - with their antics that are crazier than Velveeta's Great Aunt Lolla that used to wander the halls of the old folks home selling slightly used crackers; a strange metaphor for her dementia.

Recently, we were graced with the news that Sarah Palin is writing a book! Well, she's too busy doing, um, something, to actually write it herself. But the book is on its way with the help of woman by the name of Lynn Vincent. Ms Vincent is a delightful woman whose previous work includes a tome called Donkey Cons an investigative book about the democratic mafia party.

She also ghost wrote the memoir of Lt. Gen. William G. "Jerry" Boykin, the former head of the Army's Special Forces Command, who literally believes that his job in the U.S. military was to defeat Satan for the Christian nation of America. A man who once stood at the pulpit of a church in 2002 (First Baptist Church of Broken Arrow, Okla.) and, after showing slides of battles from Somalia told the congregation "Ladies and gentleman, this is your enemy. It is the principalities of darkness. It is a demonic presence in that city that God revealed to me as the enemy."

So, you can already get a sense of where Sarah may be taking this book. Will it be as seedy as "The Enquirer" or as snarky as Perez Hilton? We can only hope so! The book is already #1 on Amazon and Barnes & Noble due to pre-orders. Lets make sure it stays in the top 10 shall we? Order your copy today from your local indie bookstore.

GLEN BECK!! Hahaha. Sorry, I just wanted to scare you, it is the Halloween month after all. But we must add Glenn to the mix of Insanity coming from the party of "compassion" and "family values". Recently it was revealed that Beck may be using a substance applied to his face to make him cry on que. Now, this has been a standard technique used in stage and film (mostly soap opera's) for a long time. But Beck claims he does he because he "loves his country" so much that he's in pain. This video may say otherwise. I should stress that this is a still photo shoot and perhaps he needed some applied motivation.



In other news of the weird, John Boehner recently said this amazing statement:



Now I'm crying and no Vicks Vapor Rub™ needed. I mean, really, I may not like the guy - but who on Earth is holding this guy hostage in a cage? And, do they at least feed him? Obviously the cage is outside because his skin is so oddly tanned, but this just means he has no protection from the elements. We need an investigation immediately! Please, I implore you to write your Rep and ask for the Justice Department for an independent investigator to find out who is imprisoning Minority Leady Boehner and why. Demand it!.