FourFreedomsBlog - Due to increased Security

It's that time of year again - our ISP is asking for money. If you have some spare change, please click the Donate link... Thanks!

Name:
Pswd:
Remember Me

Register

Latest Entries

Actions Menu

Blog Roll

Due to increased Security
Author: Raine Date: 07/03/2008 12:27:05

For the upcoming holiday weekend, We at four Freedoms will need to tighten security regulations for Visitors at Four Freedoms. Being that we are a co-operative Blog, and ask members to participate in decision making for the good of the Whole, I asked for a little help from our bloggers here. The following are the new Four Freedoms Blogger Security memorandums to ensure the safety of all users this holiday weekend. All Memo's are heretofor considered official memorandums and shall be called 4F BS memos.

Memo From Random:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this No.:oolong: and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :banana:.

Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our No safe and .

Memo From WickedPam:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this *. and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.

Please do not make comments about :star:, , or :deadhorse:. Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .

Memo From Clintster:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :donut:'s

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .

Please do not make comments about :martini:, , or :Dj:. Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and :sprint:.

Memo From M-Faye:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :star:'s :

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this :spliff:. and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the :peace2:.

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.

Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and :nervous:.

Memo From Mondo:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased Television and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring Computer's with you on this Vespa scooter. Cat's and Fern's must be registered in advance with the Loud guard wearing the Carpet.

At any time we may Romp you and require that you expose your Toe to us. At any time, our Telephone may be used to inspect your Watch.

Please do not make comments about Rain, Rio, or Countdown. Doing so could subject you to immediate Spank.

Thank you for helping us keep our Vespa scooter safe and Red.

Memo from Izzy:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :butt:'s

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this (it could happen!). and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the :penis:.

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :martini:.

Please do not make comments about (air pollution)!, :gobama:, or :yadda:. Doing so could subject you to immediate :modbat:.

Thank you for helping us keep our (Really, it could happen) safe and .

Memo From BobR:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :pig:'s

Due to increased 's and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .

Please do not make comments about , , or :monkey:. Doing so could subject you to immediate :assspank:.

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .

Memo From Shane-O:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .

Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .

And last, but NOT least, memo from Livin:

ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :violin:'s

Due to increased :monkey:'s and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring * with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.

Please do not make comments about ( For a hot summer day), , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate :spank:.

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .