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What's the state of YOUR union?
Author: TriSec    Date: 01/29/2008 00:42:31

Sweeter words have never been spoken. "Tonight is President Bush's last State of the Union Address"

Come and join us this evening...compare and contrast the state of your union to the ‘vision’ the "President" has.

There will be drinking games, fellowship, and a shared feeling of anguish.


YES, this is it!!! The Final GWB SOTU address blog... we have created this place for all those who need to talk and vent and get it all out. It is after all, Civics Christmas for Political Geeks.

Welcome, friends patriots and lovers of democracy... ;). This is the first Annual Four Freedoms SOTU blog. It is happily the last ever from the pResident in chief. So without further ado, we present to you, The official Rachel Maddow Show State of The Union Drinking Game 2008:

Here’s how to play: Call some friends and ask if they'll watch the speech with you. Whether you watch at home, or at a bar somewhere, print-out this list of the drinking cue words, so you know when to drink.

What to drink? Beer is the traditional choice for this game. If you’re sober, it can of course be done with near-beer, but you run the risk, of carb overload. If you hate beer but desire booze, try a half-strength highball - put one ounce of your favorite spirit (bourbon, gin, vodka, scotch, cognac, even tequila) in a glass full of ice, and top it all the way up with seltzer, tonic or some kind of soda. (From Raine... we need designated Bloggers... )

When to drink: Here’s this years rules.

Drink once if bush says OSAMA BIN LADEN. Drink once if bush says SADDAM HUSSEIN.

Drink once if bush says HILLARY CLINTON. Drink TWICE, if bush says HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.

Drink twice more, if bush says any variant of HILLARY CLINTON'S name, AND either Osama or saddam’s name, in the same sentence.

Drink once if he misstates the name of the opposition, and calls them the DEMOCRAT party. Drink once if he says OBAMA, twice if he mispronounces BARACK.

Drink once for the word TORTURE.

Drink twice and YELL AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH at the TV, if he says “we do not torture”
(edit to add from Raine, toss head back and gargle your drink before swallowing )

Drink once if the recently deceased prophet of the mormon church gets a shout out – Gordon Hinckley.

Drink twice, if the state of the union is anything other than just strong. It used to be "strong and confident". But recently he’s just been down to "strong".

Drink once every time world war 2 gets a shout out Drink twice if we hear the word Hitler, or any weird madeup variant of the word Hitler. Remember when he made up "hitlerism"?

Drink once if bush says the word FASCISM. Drink twice if he says the phrase ISLAMIC fascism. Drink 3 times if he says islam O' fascism.

And finally – what I’m hoping for? is for bush to find a nice way to use AFRICA again. Whether it's uranium, or Dikembe Mutombo. Any excited utterance of the word AFRICA. Bottoms up. I know there’s more drinking in this one than in years past, but I’ve been criticized in the past for leaving you guys sober.
=========================================

I want to add a few more...

Drink when he says 911™.

Drink once when he mentions FISA.

Drink once when he mentions LEGACY.

Drink once when he mentions Lincoln

If he says Stimulus Package, drink while touching a private part. We won't ask, so you won't have to tell.

Four Freedoms highly recommends the coverage at MSNBC, but of course you are free to choose any network you wish!

Will anyone be brave and foolhardy enough to watch Fox?

OK! here we go! I will see you inside! and :martini:


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Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 00:44:41
And a bonus click to start us off...if you have no idea what to imbibe this evening...check this out!



And by all means, contribute your own favorites!

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 00:52:44
I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!





Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 01:02:16
Here is this year's.



Drink once if bush says OSAMA BIN LADEN. Drink once if bush says SADDAM HUSSEIN.



Drink once if bush says HILLARY CLINTON. Drink TWICE, if bush says HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.



Drink twice more, if bush says any variant of HILLARY CLINTON'S name, AND either osama or saddam’s name, in the same sentence.



Drink once if he misstates the name of the opposition, and calls them the DEMOCRAT party. Drink once if he says OBAMA, twice if he mispronounces BARACK.



Drink once for the word TORTURE.



Drink twice and YELL AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH at the TV, if he says “we do not torture”



Drink once if the recently deceased prophet of the mormon church gets a shout out – Gordon Hinckley.



Drink twice, if the state of the union is anything other than just strong. It used to be "strong and confident". But recently he’s just been down to "strong".



Drink once every time world war 2 gets a shout out Drink twice if we hear the word hitler, or any weird madeup variant of the word hitler. Remember when he made up "hitlerism"?



Drink once if bush says the word FASCISM. Drink twice if he says the phrase ISLAMIC fascism. Drink 3 times if he says islam O' fascism.



And finally – what i’m hoping for? is for bush to find a nice way to use AFRICA again. Whether it's uranium, or Dikembe Mutombo. Any excited utterance of the word AFRICA. Bottoms up. I know there’s more drinking in this one than in years past, but i’ve been criticized in the past for leaving you guys sober. So This time, i think it’ll do the trick. Feel free to blog


Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:16:53
Quote by velveeta jones: I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!



mental note made... so you got your marbles, eh? ;)



Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 01:17:14
Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:18:17
Please, everyone who has a Digg account, digg this sucka!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:19:42
Quote by livingonli: Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.


That was not Tri, I did an edit.. The good doctor did indeed have a 2008 version of the game.



(I added a few that I thought should be there. )







Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 01:24:09
Quote by Raine:
Quote by livingonli: Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.


That was not Tri, I did an edit.. The good doctor did indeed have a 2008 version of the game.



(I added a few that I thought should be there. )







Ah. Because I saw the revision after I also posted the link.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:29:39
Quote by livingonli:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by livingonli: Tri, you should have kept last year's up for comparison.


That was not Tri, I did an edit.. The good doctor did indeed have a 2008 version of the game.



(I added a few that I thought should be there. )







Ah. Because I saw the revision after I also posted the link.
Pff....



(I Hope that Tri s not angry at me... I just had a few things that I felt needed to be added, and we didn't know until a little while ago that the good Dr. woudl have the new game up.)





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:43:33
GUh... John voight onCNN campaigning for Rudy... It looks really rahter sad, actually...



Are we there yet?

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 01:43:53
Quote by Raine:
Quote by velveeta jones: I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!



mental note made... so you got your marbles, eh? ;)



Marbles present and accounted for Rai..........huh. Where am I?





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:46:10
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by Raine: So wait, the immunity Failed?



Velveeta, I just turned on the span, can you fill me in on what happened?




Here's the word I just got from CREDO (formerly Working Assets):



Update on Illegal Wiretapping and Retroactive Immunity



Thanks to your actions, we've been successful in preventing the Senate from passing a wiretapping bill that grants retroactive immunity to AT&T and Verizon.



Just a little while ago, the Senate rejected attempts to rush this bill to passage, keeping alive our campaign to remove the immunity provisions. But while we've won the battle today, what happens later this week will determine whether the Senate will do the bidding of the White House or stand up for the Constitution. Tonight, if you watch Mr. Bush in his last State of the Union speech, be prepared to hear the fruits of your labors described as helping the terrorists -- but you know better.



Action Still Needed to Block Retroactive Immunity



The privacy-invading "Protect America Act" expires on February 1st. In coming days, the Senate will debate a series of amendments to the wiretapping legislation -- some good, some bad, but all of them vitally important when it comes to preserving our Constitution and upholding the rule of law. Here's what you can do.



The Senators listed below have been identified as swing votes on upcoming wiretapping amendments. If you have friends or family in the states below, please forward this email and ask that they contact their senators to oppose retroactive immunity, sweeping new powers for the Bush administration, and any new legislation that violates the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.



Arizona -- John McCain, (202) 224-2235

Arkansas -- Blanche Lincoln, (202) 224-4843; Mark Pryor, (202) 224-2353

California -- Dianne Feinstein, (202) 224-3841

Colorado -- Ken Salazar, (202) 224-5852

Connecticut -- Joe Lieberman, (202) 224-4041

Delaware -- Thomas Carper, (202) 224-2441

Florida -- Bill Nelson, (202) 224-5274

Georgia -- Saxby Chambliss, (202) 224-3521

Hawaii -- Daniel Inouye, (202) 224-3934

Illinois -- Barack Obama, (202) 224-2854

Indiana -- Evan Bayh, (202) 224-5623

Louisiana -- Mary Landrieu, (202)224-5824

Maine -- Olympia Snowe, (202) 224-5344 and Susan Collins, (202) 224-2523

Maryland -- Barbara Mikulski, (202) 224-4654

Michigan -- Debbie Stabenow, (202) 224-4822

Minnesota -- Norm Coleman, (202) 224-5641

Missouri -- Claire McCaskill, (202) 224-6154

Nebraska -- Ben Nelson, (202) 224-6551

New Hampshire -- John Sununu, (202) 224-2841

New York -- Hillary Clinton, (202) 224-4451

North Carolina -- Elizabeth Dole, (202) 224-6342

Oregon -- Gordon Smith, (202) 224-3753

Pennsylvania -- Arlen Specter, (202) 224-4254

South Carolina -- Lindsey Graham, (202) 224-5972

South Dakota -- Tim Johnson, (202) 224-5842

Virginia -- John Warner, (202) 224-2023

West Virginia -- Robert Byrd, (202) 224-3954

Wisconsin -- Herb Kohl, (202) 224-5653



Thank you for working to build a better world.



Michael Kieschnick, President and Co-Founder

CREDO Mobile







passing it on!!!





Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 01:48:00
Quote by Raine: GUh... John voight onCNN campaigning for Rudy... It looks really rahter sad, actually...



Are we there yet?


It's so sad and pathetic.

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 01:51:33
I was busy over at my blog, just had to get the Clintons latest scam (trying to count the delegates in Michigan and Florida) out of my system, before I could settle in to watch the LAST SOTU given by George W. Bush - yeeee haaah!!! Heya, velveeta jones, my ex is clean and sober for almost 8 years - and I totally applaud her for her efforts, I know that it isn't easy, but I gotta give you a shout out for sticking to it - way to go!!!



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:52:53
Texas Gov. Rick Perry endorses Rudy... Oh the things you learn on the Span that you really don't wanna know.



That pig just called NYC city a cesspool before Rudy took office. F*cking Fred.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 01:56:12
: jams wire in ear : I'm in!!





Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 01:57:15
Quote by Raine: Texas Gov. Rick Perry endorses Rudy... Oh the things you learn on the Span that you really don't wanna know.



That pig just called NYC city a cesspool before Rudy took office. F*cking Fred.


Would he like to discuss Houston's crime rate and pollution?

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 01:57:49
Since I'm at work just keep me up to date on the crap being spewed.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 01:57:55
Quote by m-hadley: I was busy over at my blog, just had to get the Clintons latest scam (trying to count the delegates in Michigan and Florida) out of my system, before I could settle in to watch the LAST SOTU given by George W. Bush - yeeee haaah!!! Heya, velveeta jones, my ex is clean and sober for almost 8 years - and I totally applaud her for her efforts, I know that it isn't easy, but I gotta give you a shout out for sticking to it - way to go!!!

FAye, I set you up to create Blog posts here on 4F. so if you ever want to cross post your blogs, Please feel free to do so. and NEVER be afraid to give your blog the props!



(translation, you can blog as you would like here! :peace:)



Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:00:27
bush will indeedy tell us we support the tourists............





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:01:11
Chris MAtthes justnsuggested Condi as a VP possibility.. :puke:

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:03:13
I'm on CNN with Wolfie.



Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:03:44
Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:03:54
over here on the laptop. Please forgive any typos in advance... at leat those before I start following the rules.



I am very bummed that BobR is not here with me tonite... he is working.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:04:09
Tweety just said they should consider Condaleeza for VEEP? :wacko:

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:05:03
Quote by m-hadley: Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.




Yep, same here. Need Listerine!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:05:04
Quote by m-hadley: Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.
Me too...



I hear the gavel!



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:05:33
Booo! Hissss!





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:06:28
Gah he already kissed a chick. and a guy or two.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:06:44
Quote by velveeta jones: I'll be drinking sweet tea. Sober for 12 years, 10months, 321 days!!!!!







:clap: Good on ya!

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:07:16
Did I just see Ted Turner on the floor there?



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:07:26
damn, I guess we have no LIEberman lip kiss... :rofl:

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:08:19
God NAncy and dick... I wonder if they will play footsie tonite... :grumble:

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:08:29
Nice shot of Obama and TK. He is looking particularly unbloated these days.

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:09:14
Little babs bush looks like she's been hitting the crack pipe! She needs a salon. STAT.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:09:19
Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:09:31
Ithink I saw turner too... Is that possible?

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:09:54
The last time ever... woohoo!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:10:14
at this ''what???

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:10:25
Quote by Raine: God NAncy and dick... I wonder if they will play footsie tonite... :grumble:




If there is footsie, she will be driving her stilletto heel into Dick's instep.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:10:37
What, was that just the short list of things he hasn't done one fucking thing to fix?



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:10:43
did he just lean on the lecturn?? Is he slurring his speech?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:11:13
Does GWB sound a little slur-y tonight??

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:11:38
he is slurring.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:11:49
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by m-hadley: Tweety gushing over Condi - I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit - I wish he would shut his pie hole.




Yep, same here. Need Listerine!


The neo-cons were pushing that for awhile but they have seemed to have backed away from that. I still laughed when Rachel reported on how the diplomatic corps largely ranked Condi's performance as either poor or very poor.

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:11:58
Dick Bubble: "I'm gonna shot this boob if he says something stupid.......again. Uh".

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:12:01
dessinnny! DRINK!

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:12:05
Quote by Mondobubba: Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.




I think that she was in the pole vaulting (no, make that the pole dancing) competition ;)



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:12:14
Oh the first Mussolini head move.



Yeah he is sounding slur-y

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:12:36
wages are NOT up.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:13:14
here it comes.. DRINK!!! RUPLIC, er public..

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:13:30
Perhaps bush was doing the drinking game just before, as he was practicing.



"Saddam......(gulp)"

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:13:38
THese are just incoherent sentences strung together without any thought or meaning...





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:13:44
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by Mondobubba: Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.




I think that she was in the pole vaulting (no, make that the pole dancing) competition ;)





Into the penalty box with you! :tosses Raintini squeeze bottle to M-:

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:13:58
:rofl: he said rublic...

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:14:17
ASS.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:15:00
Quote by TriSec: THese are just incoherent sentences strung together without any thought or meaning...







Like that episode of Star Trek when they go to the Nazi planet?



Oh a joke. I real belly laugher! Where is my vodka??? Help...

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:15:02
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by Mondobubba: Jena claps like she should be in the Special Olympics.




I think that she was in the pole vaulting (no, make that the pole dancing) competition ;)





Into the penalty box with you! :tosses Raintini squeeze bottle to M-:
WOW what an Honour!!! (seriously!!)



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:15:07
What tax relief is he talking about? I'm not in the top 1% of income earners...I didn't get any 'relief"...



Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:15:13
Hey, make all of us billionaires, then give a permanent tax relief. Thank you.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:15:40
Quote by Raine: wages are NOT up.


I can vouch for that.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:15:41
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by TriSec: THese are just incoherent sentences strung together without any thought or meaning...







Like that episode of Star Trek when they go to the Nazi planet?



Oh a joke. I real belly laugher! Where is my vodka??? Help...




*ding* that was the exact reference, sir!



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:15:48
Come on, say earmark.. say it, say it...

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:16:10
Ummm..the government did have a balanced budget. Until YOU came, that is.





Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:16:10
Dick Bubble: "Am I smiling? Damn, he said permanent tax cuts and I got a small woody".

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:16:21
EARMARKS! DRINK!

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:16:36
Quote by TriSec: What tax relief is he talking about? I'm not in the top 1% of income earners...I didn't get any 'relief"...







Christ...can't...take...much...more....relief my ass. Surplus in 2012? :rofl: :rofl:

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:16:44
Jeff Flake???!!!



Sure looks like one...





Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:17:06
Oh sure, why not make taxes voluntary for those snobs who make over 200 grand a year - what an idiot. I've got coffee in one hand and a v & cranberry in the other. The v beverage is going down a lot quicker. Did the drunken sailor just say something about balancing the budget? What a joke

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:17:45
WTF?!?!?! An executive order?!?!? did you all hear that?!?!?!



OH hell no!

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:17:59
Quote by TriSec: What tax relief is he talking about? I'm not in the top 1% of income earners...I didn't get any 'relief"...



What you mean you're not going to buy a yacht with it? I know me and Muffy were looking for a nice Caribbean voyage so that we can stay away from the common folk,

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:18:23
What about all those signing statements,bucko? Did congress have any say in any of those? What a load of crap!!!

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:18:27
He said "Fanny"...should I touch myself now?



Or was that not one of the points?



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:19:06
Well, Hillary looks like she's having an anal exam, doesn't she?





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:19:09
Quote by m-hadley: Oh sure, why not make taxes voluntary for those snobs who make over 200 grand a year - what an idiot. I've got coffee in one hand and a v & cranberry in the other. The v beverage is going down a lot quicker. Did the drunken sailor just say something about balancing the budget? What a joke


Like tri said, we had one before this knucklehead came along... (put some seltzer in your V&C Faye!!)

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:19:35
:huh: What the hell is he talking about?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:19:37
What an enormous pantload of human waste. I am very close to putting on "The Wire"



Oh Hillary with the sour look and the tepid clap for the "healthcare reform"

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:19:56
Quote by m-hadley: Oh sure, why not make taxes voluntary for those snobs who make over 200 grand a year - what an idiot. I've got coffee in one hand and a v & cranberry in the other. The v beverage is going down a lot quicker. Did the drunken sailor just say something about balancing the budget? What a joke


I guess he's like Leona Helmsley: "Only the little people pay taxes." :evil:

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:20:20
Well gee, would that include abortion, too?





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:20:23
Oh he cares about health care? and did he just mention junk lawsuits?



Holy crap. this is the biggest load of shit I have ever heard from him.

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:20:45
Too bad gwb didn't get a good edumucachun.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:20:57
Christ he is talking about the same horseshit healthcare crap he was on about 2-3 years ago.

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:21:01
HIS-SPANISH????

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:21:02
Yeah, no one can deny the results of NCLB. He actually said something truthful!





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:21:15
NCLB? you are right, dumbya, no one can deny it's results.



(and is it me, or are the Repugs extra clappy???)

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:21:39
TRI! BEER!

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:21:53
Was that just my Senator checking out the Chinese Takeout menu???





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:22:03
Quote by velveeta jones: HIS-SPANISH????


DRINK!!!!

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:22:31
Pell grants for kids? Is this the same man who CUT pell grants?

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:22:38
The camera man is obviously playing the Rachel Drinking game too. He just about lopped off dumbya's head. Don't you just want to reach into your TeeVee and swat that smirk off his mug?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:22:50
Quote by Raine: NCLB? you are right, dumbya, no one can deny it's results.



(and is it me, or are the Repugs extra clappy???)






They always are.



Lifelines for learning. :eyeroll: Poh-tent-shul. I want a president who is articulate.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:23:03
Quote by TriSec: Well, Hillary looks like she's having an anal exam, doesn't she?





IT's part of the campaign strategy... look tough...

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:23:05
Is it just me, or does every closeup seem to feature someone wincing in pain?





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:23:06
Quote by TriSec: Well, Hillary looks like she's having an anal exam, doesn't she?





IT's part of the campaign strategy... look tough...

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:23:37
Quote by TriSec: Was that just my Senator checking out the Chinese Takeout menu???









Which one the senior or junior??

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:23:51
Quote by velveeta jones: Too bad gwb didn't get a good edumucachun.


Are Childrens is learning.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:23:55
Is he going to talk about us going to Mars yet?

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:24:07
:ears prick up:



Was that "good jobs at good wages???"





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:24:23
Quote by TriSec: Is it just me, or does every closeup seem to feature someone wincing in pain?







They are concentrating on the important stuff!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:25:02
ANOTHER TRUTH! Democracy leads to a better life!!!



If only Bush Believed in democracy... :cry:

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:25:10
Purvayors of false populism in this hemisphere. Pot call for you! Mr Kettle!

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:25:45
Quote by Raine:
Quote by velveeta jones: Too bad gwb didn't get a good edumucachun.


Are Childrens is learning.


You gotta put food on your family.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:25:51
WOw so far, this entire speech is on domstic issues.







Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:25:59
Quote by Raine: NCLB? you are right, dumbya, no one can deny it's results.



(and is it me, or are the Repugs extra clappy???)




Yeah, Raine, They apparently haven't heard a phrase that they don't like - sheeesh.



"Embolden the purveyors of false populism" - who wrote that bullshit?



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:26:04
Oh, the people-watching is far outstripping anything he can say here...some of the shots are rich!!!

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:26:27
The Sec of Energy looks like he is massively constipated.



Dingel is ASLEEP! :rofl:

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:26:30
Digell was NOT sleeping, he was reading the speach... ;)

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:26:52
Say switchgrass! SAY IT!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:26:59
Is Dick manning the soundboard?

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:27:17
"Nukular" - I refreshing my beverage for that one...OMG - this is dumbya on overdrive...

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:27:55
wha? Global climate change? What are you saying george?

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:28:04
Ooh, raising the CAFE standards would help, but would you do that???



Nooooo.





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:28:16
Quote by Raine: Digell was NOT sleeping, he was reading the speach... ;)






Yeah right.



Ohhh now he talks about the global warming and the flaven! Only SEVEN years too late.



Did he say something about clean coal? Again a greatest hit.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:28:41
Quote by Mondobubba: Say switchgrass! SAY IT!


And Human-Animal hybrids!

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:29:01
No, you retard, teaching SCIENCE in school would maintaing our competitive edge, but you saw too it that NCLB emasculated that, didn't you?



And now we have bbilcal museum teaching us about the dinosaurs frolicking mith man 6000 years ago.



Tool.





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:29:38
Quote by m-hadley: "Nukular" - I refreshing my beverage for that one...OMG - this is dumbya on overdrive...
:rofl:



Another drink...



OMG... he is talking about SKIN CELLS acting like embryonic stem cells?



What the fuck... drink I say... it is as good as switchgrass.



Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:30:03
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine: Digell was NOT sleeping, he was reading the speach... ;)






Yeah right.



Ohhh now he talks about the global warming and the flaven! Only SEVEN years too late.



Did he say something about clean coal? Again a greatest hit.




Hey. Clean coal is a sponsor of the presidential debates on CNN, they wouldn't lie to us. ;)



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:30:03
All life is treated with the dignity it deserves...except for our soldiers, apparently.





Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:30:05
DIV-ISTIC? What is that? I think you meant divisive. Boob.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:30:06
Hey you hypocritical disembling turd, I got your stem cells right here. :grabs crotch:



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:30:15
But, we can eat cloned cow meat... that is ok, right Dubya?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:31:10
Quote by Raine:
Quote by m-hadley: "Nukular" - I refreshing my beverage for that one...OMG - this is dumbya on overdrive...
:rofl:



Another drink...



OMG... he is talking about SKIN CELLS acting like embryonic stem cells?



What the fuck... drink I say... it is as good as switchgrass.







Yeah some bucha scientist figure a way for them to act like stem cells. It was in the papers.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:31:35
Quote by velveeta jones: DIV-ISTIC? What is that? I think you meant divisive. Boob.


*cough*



That is a bushism, and therefore, we must sip liquidity.

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:32:17
Nancy BUBBLE: "EW, He's got hair growing in his ear.......nasty."

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:32:18
Oh, don't get me started on this, you've done NOTHING for new orleans or any other state wiped out by Katrina YOU FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!



Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:32:43
Did he just say "an up or down vote?" That's rich - has he talked to any of the Repubs who have rediscovered the filibuster? Guess not.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:33:01
Kennedy:mmmm moo shu pork, egg rolls:

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:33:25
Gee, could it be that Medicare and Medicaid are growing faster than ever because no one can afford any other insuranec and are being forced to turn to the insurer of last resort?



Did you think about taht, you priveledged bastard??





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:33:31
Canada mexico the united states and New Orleans?:huh:



Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:33:45
How drunk are ya'll?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:34:00
Quote by TriSec: Oh, don't get me started on this, you've done NOTHING for new orleans or any other state wiped out by Katrina YOU FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT!!!





Tri think of the soothing tone of Miles' horn. Works for me. Ahhhhhhh

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:34:28
Quote by m-hadley: Did he just say "an up or down vote?" That's rich - has he talked to any of the Repubs who have rediscovered the filibuster? Guess not.




Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:34:35
Quote by velveeta jones: How drunk are ya'll?






Sober as a Morman judge, VJ

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:34:40
I'll cross you illegally alright.



It's skimobile season, I can ride from New Brunswick to Maine to Quebec to Vermont and nobody even knows where the boredr is at this time of year or even cares.



But Brown peaple don't come from Canada, do they? They're as white as you are, so I guess that's OK.





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:34:59
The dems need to sit down... more and oft.

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:35:01
Why not start by taking the billions that we waste each week in Iraq and putting that back into the Social Security system? Gosh, the repubs are gonna kill him for all that AMNESTY talk...

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:35:48
Condi's xanax has definitely kicked in

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:35:57
Who had the freer elections, Georgia, former USSR, or Georgia USA?



dhiscuss.





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:36:21
Ink stained fingers :yada: :yada: Another greatest hit.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:36:45
Quote by Raine: Canada mexico the united states and New Orleans?:huh:



To Chimpy they are spread out all across the globe. New Orleans is a different part of the planet.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:36:47
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by velveeta jones: How drunk are ya'll?






Sober as a Morman judge, VJ


I am Lutheran... that should sayit all :rofl:



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:36:53
Drain glass!



9-11!



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!



:boom:



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:37:07
And you crapped your pants in a elemetry school in Florida.

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:37:25
911 911 911 911.............said but unspoken. DRINK.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:37:33
911™





DRINK!

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:37:54
[email protected]!!!



The terrorists oppose the imperialistir policies of THIS COUNTRY!



God damn it, they want to put food on their families, too!





Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:38:16
NANCY BUBBLE: .......and bread crumbs, milk, butter, and chocolate cookies......"

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:38:34
Quote by m-hadley: Condi's xanax has definitely kicked in




She is just thinking of new ways to degrade and humiliate her, sub the pResident of the the US.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:38:45
No, wer'e not! We're ignoring tham and wasting our resources in Iraq!!



Oh, what an idiot!!!



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:39:41
3,200 marines... DRINK! (just because)

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:40:50
Oh, don't all those military guys look like they want to jump up and start shouting "LIAR!!!"



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:41:13
HE is in full blown propaganda mode now. he totally has blown off America.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:41:16
TriSec needs a refill

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:41:43
Quote by TriSec: Who had the freer elections, Georgia, former USSR, or Georgia USA?



dhiscuss.







I'd say it was a toss up - at least over the water they had election monitors, something we need to employ here... Here comes the "surge is beautiful" part of the speech - I'm gagging on my coffee, gotta drink my adult beverage - vitamin v...

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:43:03
who was that? "Please God, let this speech be over...."





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:43:35
A reminder... this is the LAST TIME WE EVER HAVE TO GO THRU THIS!!!!!!

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:44:12
The word is hundreds, not hunnerts Georgie.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:44:16
OH.





MY... GAWD.









Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:44:59
HUH?



Who was that? Dude needs a cough drop.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:45:01
And what kills me is that somewhere within a mile of everyone here, there is a kool-aid drinking autobot going "Yeah!!" and pumping his fist. Later, they'll listen to Journey.



Think about it. Line up 100 people, and 20 of them think he's the greatest 'president' ever.





Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:45:06
The surge forces are FINALLY coming home...............

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:46:03
Quote by TriSec: Oh, don't all those military guys look like they want to jump up and start shouting "LIAR!!!"







Yep. Dotcha wish they would. Especially the Marine on the left of the screen.



All you need like body armor?

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:46:18
Quote by TriSec: Oh, don't all those military guys look like they want to jump up and start shouting "LIAR!!!"





Remind me, When did Al Qaeda set up shop in Iraq? Wasn't that sometime in 2003 after Bush/Cheney invaded? Tell us all about that political progress that Maliki and his cronies are making in their country..



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:46:40
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by TriSec: Who had the freer elections, Georgia, former USSR, or Georgia USA?



dhiscuss.







I'd say it was a toss up - at least over the water they had election monitors, something we need to employ here... Here comes the "surge is beautiful" part of the speech - I'm gagging on my coffee, gotta drink my adult beverage - vitamin v...
The former USSR. They didn't have Diebold OR dixicrats.



Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:47:33
Here it comes - Hard work, makin' progress... I don't know how much more of this crap I can listen to...

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:47:35
Oh fuck you, you ferret-faced, lip less fraud! Here let me tea bag ya that shut you up!



:rofl:

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:48:52
So,we have now entered the IRAQI SOTU address?

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:49:38
Oh, the mission in Iraq has been difficult, eh?



maybe becaues you keep changing it every ten days or so?





Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:49:52
Will a free Iraq have a permanent US base?

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:49:52
Quote by m-hadley: Here it comes - Hard work, makin' progress... I don't know how much more of this crap I can listen to...


about 10-15vmore minutes..

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:50:21
This is why I solemnly remove my headset and find something else to do whenever Momma and the Mooks go to a live feed...





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:50:27
Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:50:42
Embolden blah blahblah. Which one of the 8000 leaders is that you prevaricating douchebag

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:50:58
Quote by Mondobubba: Oh fuck you, you ferret-faced, lip less fraud! Here let me tea bag ya that shut you up!



:rofl:


:rofl:

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:51:12
Years from now, people will look back and ask "How did you ever let this happen?"



I just hope my grandkids still have a United States to call home...





Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:51:44
I swear I just saw evil hate beams shoot out of Condi's forehead there...





Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:51:45
If he says Hamas, I request a car bomb.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 02:51:49
Quote by TriSec: This is why I solemnly remove my headset and find something else to do whenever Momma and the Mooks go to a live feed...



But are you drunk yet?



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:51:56
Ladies, is it just me or is that a friggin ugly suit that Condi is wearing???

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:52:03
sit down NANCY!!!!

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:52:27
Ohhh, here we go! Sound famaliar?

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:52:41
Go on, say it , say Ahmmadinnjacket.... Say it youfool!

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:53:01
NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Someone GIVE ME A DRINK.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:53:27
jeez, hillary is in a red suit.





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:53:30
Iran bad, blah blah blah. Ohhh "could be used to create a nookulr weopon" :Jim Earl: Whatever.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:54:17
911!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:54:41
FUCKING HELL!! THAT LOS ANGELAS STORY IS A TOTAL LIE!!!

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:55:43
YOU PEOPLE ARE SUPPORTING THE TOURISTS!!

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:56:38
Here is comes FISA stuff. LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. NO THEY SHOULD NOT PASS LIABILTY COVERAGE FOR COMPANIES THAT SUPPORTED YOUR ILLEGAL SPYING ON AMERICANS! Fuckin FRED!

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:57:07
Dick Bubble: "Do I have to stand up for those poor people?"

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:57:47
Quote by Mondobubba: Ladies, is it just me or is that a friggin ugly suit that Condi is wearing???




Can I come out of the penalty box now Mondo (or is it Mr. Blackwell?)?



Now comes the pitch for FISA, He would rather let the wire-tapping law expire than give up his precious retroactive immunity for the law-breaking telecoms... Give me a freakin' break. What's he gonna do about Kenya, now that he's noticed that there may be a problem in Sudan (after many years ongoing...).

Can you say Commodity Cheese?



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:57:51
Why is Condi wearing white before Memorial Day?

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:57:51
WE have entered full drinking mode. I think we lost Faye... :::hug:: for our fallen bretheren.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 02:58:53
What was that for? WHere's that $30bn coming from, anyway?



Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 02:59:00
DICK BUBBLE: "I ain't standing for AIDS shit.........oh hell, is she standing........errrr"

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 02:59:18
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by Mondobubba: Ladies, is it just me or is that a friggin ugly suit that Condi is wearing???




Can I come out of the penalty box now Mondo (or is it Mr. Blackwell?)?



Now comes the pitch for FISA, He would rather let the wire-tapping law expire than give up his precious retroactive immunity for the law-breaking telecoms... Give me a freakin' break. What's he gonna do about Kenya, now that he's noticed that there may be a problem in Sudan (after many years ongoing...).

Can you say Commodity Cheese?





It wasn't locked or anything. The bar in the penalty box is well stocked. :D

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 02:59:28
Quote by Raine: WE have entered full drinking mode. I think we lost Faye... :::hug:: for our fallen bretheren.




I'm still with you all, just taking a break in the box (if you get my drift?)...



Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 02:59:43
FUCKING HELL!! THAT LOS ANGELAS STORY IS A TOTAL LIE!!!

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 03:00:04
Quote by Mondobubba: Why is Condi wearing white before Memorial Day?


in advance... Condi wore white the day she joined this adminisitration.







Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 03:00:26
Reaching the one-hour mark.



What was this speech about again?





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:00:30
Bob Dole! BobDole doesn't look to happy. Bob Dole is thinking "Viva Viagra!"

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:02:07
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba: Why is Condi wearing white before Memorial Day?


in advance... Condi wore white the day she joined this adminisitration.











Speaking of audiocons, we need the Valarie from the Princess Bride screaming LIAR

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 03:02:09
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by Raine: WE have entered full drinking mode. I think we lost Faye... :::hug:: for our fallen bretheren.




I'm still with you all, just taking a break in the box (if you get my drift?)...

:rofl:



Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 03:02:31
We must be getting close to the end.............



Asteroid time? Rapture?



Please................ end this...........

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 03:02:38
Oh, just drag your nails across a chalkboard, why don't ya?





Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:03:01
Unflatter shot of the Joke err Laura

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 03:03:07
GAH! we did it! did we leave anyone behind?

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 03:03:58
:LOL: OMG... KO, calling this a *best of* SOTU address!!

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:04:11
Yep Keith right on the greatest hits aspect of the speech

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:05:43
Quote by Raine: OMG... KO, calling this a *best of* SOTU address!!






see my many posts below about greatest hits. KO is reading the blog! :wub:

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 03:05:59
LAST SPEECH OF BUSH!!!!!







AND





Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 03:06:00
Screw it - I'm putting Kahlua in my coffee...

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 03:06:16
So, who's drunk?

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:06:25
O K time for "The Wire"

Comment by velveeta jones on 01/29/2008 03:08:11
Night all.

I have to be on the road tomorrow to head back to Carolina (nothin' finer). See ya much later in the day.



After ya'll sober up.

Comment by Raine on 01/29/2008 03:08:45
The liberty Tower story is indeed a lie... this speech was a best of the the most lies of his adminstrtion. nothing was done, and so many have died....



It was a validation of all the failures of bush.



Buh, bye.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 03:09:11
Quote by Mondobubba: O K time for "The Wire"


You're not going to watch the Democratic Response?

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 03:10:13
Quote by livingonli: So, who's drunk?


I'm still standing - whooopsie, sort of...

It's the old "My way or the highway" talk by dumbya, Thank god, I'm just glad that this is the last time we have to endure that blather...



Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 03:11:45
I feel unclean.



Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 03:12:50
Quote by velveeta jones: LAST SPEECH OF BUSH!!!!!





AND









Which is what Condi will be doing to Bush in about an hour.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 03:12:52
Quote by TriSec: I feel unclean.



Out, out, damn spot.

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 03:16:02
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by velveeta jones: LAST SPEECH OF BUSH!!!!!





AND









Which is what Condi will be doing to Bush in about an hour.






We need that Fargo line for an audiocon.

Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 03:18:09
Ah, governor Sibelius. She who bore the strange son...





Comment by TriSec on 01/29/2008 03:22:07
I'm out.



http://www.airforce-technology.com/projects/hawk/images/hawk5.jpg






Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 03:25:15
Quote by TriSec: Ah, governor Sibelius. She who bore the strange son...









I like what this woman is saying, though. Have I mentioned that I have a prison drama fixation - that game sounds kinda fun to me. Has anybody else watched every episode of "Oz"?

Comment by m-hadley on 01/29/2008 03:28:17
Quote by m-hadley:
Quote by TriSec: Ah, governor Sibelius. She who bore the strange son...









I like what this woman is saying, though. Have I mentioned that I have a prison drama fixation - that game sounds kinda fun to me. Has anybody else watched every episode of "Oz"?




Ooops - did I share too much? Must be the kahlua talking (out my behind!)

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 03:57:47
I got yer State of tha Union right here.

Comment by Mondobubba on 01/29/2008 04:08:36
Omar has more moves than bowl of Jello!

Comment by livingonli on 01/29/2008 06:05:31
Caught Momma's tiny segment at the end of the midnight hour. She didn't even get Dan Abrams she caught the B-Team with Norah O'Toole. Well, at least Rachel was there.



She should have just went to bed.