Where in the World is Newt? Author: velveeta jonesDate:04/08/2012 14:57:02
Say, with all the big state winnings recently by Willard, I wonder where the other noms are? We know that Sandy is probably at the hospital since his daughter, Bella, is once again sick, and despite our many, many, many, many, many, many differences of opinion about.... everything, we do hope his daughter fairs well.
But where in the world has Newty gone? Let's check his twitter and see.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Taking time off the trail to remember the death & resurrection of Christ w/loved ones. Hope you have time to do the same this Easter wkend
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Hey, did you get my Easter twit? See, I'm Christian despite all my affairs and such.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Supporting our troops. God love'em. I'm sending them some Easter lilies and Cally is sending some used panties for them to clean their guns with. So sweet.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Congrats to Mitt for winning WI, Marryland, and whatever. I'm still here.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Did anyone see the video of the talking dog! Cally just loves this! I'd attach a link, but I don't know how.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Still supporting our troops. God Bless them. Cally makes calls to random soldiers occasionally. All very secret though. Such a saint she is!
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Speaking today at the National Organization of Concerned Black Men. Hope to regain the blah vote.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Watching golf, drinking beer. Just like a regular American which I am. God Bless our Troops.
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Visiting an elementary school here in WI. Do they vote this young?
Newt Gingrich @newtygingrich Callista is visiting some construction workers in Maryland. Trying to shore up that vote! Go Cally!
Velveeta, this blog is perilously close to the truth!! Newt Gingrich has very little support and would not be running without the backing of one single person -- who happens to be a billionaire. I don't think that most of the Founding Fathers intended to replace an aristocracy of landed nobility with an aristocracy of CEOs.
Happy Easter!
Comment bytrojanrabbit on 04/08/2012 18:59:59
Happy Easter everyone
Well, I did not go to Easter dinner, the fever is down but not completely. My sister was nice enough to drive the 45 minutes to pick up my wife and bring her to dinner. She's been cooped up here way too long.
Comment byRaine on 04/08/2012 21:47:15
Quote by trojanrabbit: Happy Easter everyone
Well, I did not go to Easter dinner, the fever is down but not completely. My sister was nice enough to drive the 45 minutes to pick up my wife and bring her to dinner. She's been cooped up here way too long.
You sister is wonderful for doing that.
I am sorry that you are still not feeling well, Rabbit.
Happy Easter.
Comment byBobR on 04/09/2012 03:21:47
I'm sorry but I absolutely cannot believe that Newt knows how to use Twitter.
Comment bylivingonli on 04/09/2012 03:32:57
He allegedly had 1,000,000 followers at one time but that was probably about as authentic as his marriage vows.