Hahaha, yaâ€™ll thought Velveeta was going to write about football, didnâ€™t you? Why would I do that when there is a HORRENDOUS INJUSTICE IN THE WORKS? I speak of the illegal, immoral, and incomprehensible impeachment of the greatest president ever.
The Democrats want to punish him for something that Antifa did. I know! Itâ€™s crazy! And just plain wrong! Antifa dressed up as his MAGA supporters. They went out and spent money on wardrobe and swag devoted to Trump, the Confederacy, Qanon, and other patriotic groups, and then they stormed the Capital terrorizing our elected officials and those that protect them. People were scared, many were injured and sadly, some where killed. May they all rest in Peace.
But this was not
the Greatest President Everâ€™s fault. Little did he know of the massive Antifa/Hillary Clinton/George Soros plot to overthrow the government. He would never have allowed this. And now they want to impeach him over something he did not do; in fact he has an alibi. He and his family and close supporters where at a party in a tent on White House grounds dancing and celebrating his rousing speech that he'd finished just minutes before this riot broke out.
His attorney had this to say in his most recent missive:
The Honorable President Donald J. Trump
Palm Beach, FL 33480
Bowers, Barbier and Assoc.
134 Highway 79-A
Lee's Mall, next to the Wash-o-Matic
Gerton, SC 29017
Dear President Trump;
We regret that we can no longer represent you in your case against Congress. Your insistence that this is a plot by the many famous models that youâ€™ve slept with is just not a viable and realistic approach and we do insist that you pay us the retainer as requested
Whoops, wrong letter. Here it is, he released it on the Gab â„¢ â€œWhen you canâ€™t have Twitterâ€ Platform.
We are in receipt of your latest public relations stunt, your letter only confirms what is known to everyone: you cannot prove your allegations against the 45th President of the United States, who is now a private citizen. The use of our Constitution to bring a purported impeachment proceeding is much too serious to try to play these games.
This entire "impeachment" is an unconstitutional circus to try to hurt Trumpâ€™s image in history. Wonâ€™t work. His law team will eat the Dems alive! Get your popcorn ready!
Enjoy the Bowl de Soup today and get ready for a real battleground fight. The Dems will lose, they got NOTHING.