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F*ck the Donald
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 05/01/2011 13:13:15

Seriously, I'm sick to death of this guy. Admittedly, he was amusing for awhile, a very, very short while but now I just want him gone. I am against seeing anyone suffer, but for Donald Trump I might make an exception. And it would be karmic anyway, as I'm pretty sure he has made many people suffer and die.

This [insert adjective choice here: Adulterer - - bully - - draft dodger - - media whore - - Liar - - racist - - greedy] man has even started to loose his shine with the press. The PRESS! The same press that have in the past had to sit through obvious lies from our previous administration and then robotically report them as fact with a perfectly straight face. This press, did indeed 'boo' the Donald and his lovely enslaved human mannequin last night, see/hear it here.

This hairpiece has no substance whatsoever. He also has NO SENSE OF HUMOR (unless its' made at a poor or black persons expense I believe).
The Donalds favorite joke:
"Did you hear Hallmark was making an Obama Christmas ornament?
They want to give Americans the gift they all want, that n***** hanging in a tree"

But he can't seem to laugh at himself. As I gleefully watched him at the Correspondents Dinner last night, I so wanted to be sitting next to him and his mannequin so I could laugh as loud as possible! (I wonder just how "cringy" his purchased play-thing got? I can only imagine her fear). Obama laid into him. Best line in my opinion was the one about Celebrity Apprentice seen here:


Seth laid into him!


And the bully, Trump, sat through it all, completely stone-faced. I'm sure when he got home he took his anger out on his many servants and his poor hand-maiden.

Wait, I've changed my mind, I DO want to see the Donald in the news more. Here are some crawls I'd like to see at the bottom of my news channel:

Melania Trump questioned in assault of Donald Trump. Found wandering streets dazed and holding what appeared to be a child's thumb. Later found to be Trumps penis.

Fordham University revokes Donald Trumps diploma, investigation reveals he paid his gardner to take his exams.

Ivana Trumps tell-all book "Life with a Privileged White Thug" is a page-turner! Details how he robbed his mob partners.

Donald Trumps head found in New Jersey sewer.

Donald Trump found dazed and pant-less wandering around ghetto in Atlantic City. Local Street gang begs police to take him off their turf.

TMZ set to release pix of Trump with his 13-year old prostitute.


Trump announces his divorce from Melania, set to marry un-named girl fetus. Pro Life and Pro-choice groups band together to have Trump removed from society at all costs.

 

16 comments (Latest Comment: 05/02/2011 05:47:14 by livingonli)
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Comment by trojanrabbit on 05/01/2011 14:03:53
Morning all.

Looks like my wife's laptop finally kicked the bucket. Even the last-ditch efforts like putting it in the freezer for a bit aren't helping to get it to boot any more. And there are just too many things wrong with it to even consider fixing it.

I'm giving her one of my desktops that I used to use for video editing but don't really use it much now. But because it's so old and there's not much disk space on it, I need to decide what gets transferred to her netbook and what goes on the desktop. I have a feeling that it's better that her email is handled by the netbook because I'm sure what's on the desktop isn't compatible with Vista-style email. The other thing I need to worry about is iTunes. Her library is way too massive to fit on the desktop (for that matter it will blow the netbook away as well). I just use a network drive for iTunes for myself.

NEVER again will I buy an HP computer. Let's see what discounts I can get from Dell and OfficeMax. (yeah I can get HP discounts too, but screw them). This Gateway she's getting is 11 years old and still purrs along. It should be fine for surfing.

Comment by livingonli on 05/01/2011 15:29:42
What version of Windows does it use if it's that old?

Comment by AuntAzalea on 05/01/2011 15:38:06


Comment by trojanrabbit on 05/01/2011 15:52:55
Quote by livingonli:
What version of Windows does it use if it's that old?


XP. It came with Miserable Edition.

Then maybe my mind is playing tricks with me. I thought I had this beast when I was previously in an apartment. Suffice to say, it's old, back when 80G hard drives were really big and there was no such thing as USB2

Comment by livingonli on 05/01/2011 16:22:02
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Quote by livingonli:
What version of Windows does it use if it's that old?


XP. It came with Miserable Edition.

Then maybe my mind is playing tricks with me. I thought I had this beast when I was previously in an apartment. Suffice to say, it's old, back when 80G hard drives were really big and there was no such thing as USB2

80G doesn't go very far at all. I think even smartphones have more memory than that.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 05/01/2011 16:25:44
Quote by livingonli:
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Quote by livingonli:
What version of Windows does it use if it's that old?


XP. It came with Miserable Edition.

Then maybe my mind is playing tricks with me. I thought I had this beast when I was previously in an apartment. Suffice to say, it's old, back when 80G hard drives were really big and there was no such thing as USB2

80G doesn't go very far at all. I think even smartphones have more memory than that.


I've seen very recent corporate PCs with 40G hard drives.

In any event it also has a 120G drive and access to 1T on my network.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 05/01/2011 16:39:51
Good, we're getting back to normal. She's complaining that Farmville is too slow, just like it always is.

Seriously, f*** farmville and anything Zynga.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 05/01/2011 18:43:05
Baby steps

After a live chat online with Verizon, the email issue is solved. Now to get iTunes happy

Comment by trojanrabbit on 05/01/2011 22:10:31
Ugh, nothing really says how to move iTunes to another PC that I feel comfortable with (and it's 100G in size).

After an hour in the freezer, the laptop actually booted. Hardly any programs work, no internet browser, but I was able to update iTunes and am telling it to put the library on a network drive. I'm hoping I can convince the netbook to use that library somehow.

Comment by Raine on 05/02/2011 03:00:57
Osama is Dead.

A dead man trumped Trump.

Comment by clintster on 05/02/2011 03:04:53
Well, there goes my lesson plan for tomorrow. On the other hand, best weekend for a President ever!

Comment by Raine on 05/02/2011 03:24:40
Quote by clintster:
Well, there goes my lesson plan for tomorrow. On the other hand, best weekend for a President ever!

Shite. I gotta cobble together a blog. Poop.

Can I just say YES, he's gone? Enough with the BS?

Maybe Obama finally got McCains advice.

Comment by Scoopster on 05/02/2011 03:59:33
Holy shit they picked the worst time ever to drop this news.. bedtime on a Sunday night?!

And look at the flash mob forming in front of the White House.. don't these people have lives?!

Comment by clintster on 05/02/2011 04:04:27
I have to say that it feels a bit strange celebrating the death of a person. I am not one who wishes ill upon those whom I disagree with; this man was responsible for the deaths of thousands. As an American I am relieved and proud; as a human... well, I don't know. I gotta think about this.

Comment by Scoopster on 05/02/2011 04:06:43
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkjtt5hHTW1qzsxb0o1_400.gif


Comment by livingonli on 05/02/2011 05:47:14
And in light of today's events, here's DC's Fox 5 showing Fox's journalism standards.