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More on "The Stupid"
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 07/14/2013 14:41:31

........... Where to begin?

I suppose a disclaimer. No, you have NOT stumbled on an offshoot of "The Onion". This is actual news.

Since Velveeta doesn't even know where to start, let us spin the STUPID-STATE WHEEL OF SUPER-STUPIDITY™

spin...spin..spin.....spin........spin...........spin...........sp....ILLINOIS

The land of Lincoln recently became yet another state where you can pack heat and have it concealed. The senate and House voted a large majority so that it was not able to be veto'd by Gov. Quinn. So, when you go drink beer in Illinois, don't forget that the drunk guy sitting next to you could be carrying a Glock. Plus a shotgun, plus a small .22, and more.

Just during the July 4 weekend Chicago had over 70 shootings, 12 of which ended in death.

Stupid.


Spin...... spin........spin.....spin.....spin....spin... TEXAS.

Oh dear God. There is not enough bytes in the interwebs to list the stupidity in Texas. Can we demand that they secede?

Texas already has a conceal carry law that allows you to bring your gun to a bar, airport, hospital, church and into the state house chambers. In fact, if you have a concealed handgun and want to watch proceedings in the chambers there is even a special line to bypass those without weapons who must stand and wait. But what happens if you have something really, really dangerous? Like a tampon?

The Texas Senate barred women from bringing feminine hygiene products into the Senate Chambers Friday — provoking a social media uproar and an exceptionally swift retraction of the policy.

Why ban the humble tampon or pad from entry? Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst claims the decision was made because feminine hygiene products could presumably be thrown at lawmakers, who debated Friday about sweeping new restictions on abortion in Texas.


Yes, because if I'm a legislator I'd much rather be hit by a speeding bullet than a tampon. Even given the choice of a jar of urine (their argument for banning them) or a speeding bullet, I guess they'd rather have the latter.

Why were people packing the chambers in Texas? Oh, just removing more rights for women. Well, it's harder to protect our reproductive systems from lawmakers in Texas but easier for us to get and carry guns.

Spin.............spin............spin....spin..spin..spi.....thunk WISCONSIN.

Oh Wisconsin, how confusing you are as a state. Blue? Red? Red? Blue? We adore Madison and all your lush green pastures. We even like your colorful football team. And cheese? WOW!!

But, what the fuck? Seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Another Governor that demands women get a wand shoved up their vagina in order to acquire a medical procedure that is perfectly legal.

Oddly enough the FBI defines rape as:
The penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.


Oh Wisconsin, you have sullied your cheese for me.


Spin......Spin........spin...............spin......spi......sp....thunk FLORIDA.

Dear Florida, if we raise a shit-ton of money and give it to you, would you call up Texas and both of you run off and secede? Please?

What can you say about a state that lets a woman murder her child and walk free, then lets a man murder a teenager and walk free while putting a woman behind bars for 20 years for NOT murdering her attacker? I mean......... we are dumbfounded! Are you saying you hate kids? Actually this is a possibility when you also compare their education system (or lack thereof).

So, while George Zimmerman got to walk home last night after gunning down a teenager who was armed with skittles and a drink, Trayvon Martin is cold in his grave. Trayvon Martin was only 6 doors away from his fathers fiancé home, yet he was bagged up and listed as a John Doe and carted off to the morgue while George went briefly to the police station to take a few photos, make a statement and go HOME.

FUCK YOU FLORIDA.

And while this trial is happening, this is also happening:

TAMPA, Fla. -- Marissa Alexander had never been arrested before she fired a bullet at a wall one day in 2010 to scare off her husband when she felt he was threatening her. Nobody got hurt, but this month a northeast Florida judge was bound by state law to sentence her to 20 years in prison.

Alexander, a 31-year-old mother of a toddler and 11-year-old twins, knew it was coming. She had claimed self-defense, tried to invoke Florida's "stand your ground" law and rejected plea deals that could have gotten her a much shorter sentence. A jury found her guilty as charged: aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Because she fired a gun while committing a felony, Florida's mandatory-minimum gun law dictated the 20-year sentence.


FUCK YOU FLORIDA.

And by the way, we're still pissed at the 2000 elections.

Spin....... spin.....spin....spin...spin....thunk VIRGINIA.

Oh. My. God. Virginia. What's going on? Sigh....

I'm too sick and tired to go on. E.W. Jackson is the stew in stupid and Ken Cuccinelli would put us back into the Plantation slave days. No even further back. Williamsburg, keep up the candle-making and the costumes, we'll need them soon.

We need a call to action of non-stupid people. We must band together and fight all these injustices. Or, we must take over the North tier and saw off the entire South tier.

There is SO MUCH stupid going around, the wheel didn't even get to North Carolina which recently passed an anti-Sharia law that included restrictions to women. Oh the irony! When this stupidity was pointed out to the NC General Assembly, they inserted the restrictions into a bill for motorcycle safety.

No, I am not kidding.
 

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