This morning Velveeta would like to talk about the horror of gun violence. As many of you know, there have been many bad shootings recently where children were brutally murdered. It's a tragic epidemic that this country needs to address. So let's talk about Chicago.

BLACK CHILDREN ARE BEING MURDERED IN CHICAGO! It may seem as if no one cares, but I found an entire group that cares; the NRA, they care deeply about this and they want to remind you about Chicago. Please stop focusing on Florida. Chicago violence.

Chi-ca-go.

Black on Black crime has been a problem for many years and the NRA is going to talk about it. They recently put out a diverse group of people to address this issue: a white woman and a black man.

The white woman is one Dana Loesch who once posed for playboy wearing a bikini and hi-top sneakers on her hands. Dana is deeply concerned about all the black moms out there in Chicago who must bury one of their way too many kids each and every day! She recently berated the MSM because they love the ratings they get from all the gun violence; but only the violence against whites:



Exactly. Can we please stop talking about these annoying Florida kids and talk about all the gang violence in Chicago?

She then did an ad for the NRA to talk about the racist, sexist, homophobic groups like Black Lives Matter and Womens March, etc and how we need to take up arms against them.
This is how the ad ends:


The NRA is great about taking a one-sided subject like protecting our kids and expanding, one might even say deflecting, to a broader message.

Next up in the NRA's artillery is a black guy.

That is correct. They have an ad that has an actual black dude in it. "Colion Noir" is the guy. His real name is Collins Idehen and he looks like a typical thug, but he's on the right side of the gun battle! For a small amount of money, he is perfectly willing to sell out speak the truth about gun violence and black on black crime. He is happily going along with the NRA and I believe he hopes that we can go back in time to when all black people were happy and had jobs. You know, that time before that nasty northern aggression.

I might be wrong about that, but he does compare himself with leaders of Black Panthers. I recently saw Black Panther and he may have a point. What this country needs is more black men with guns, like that guy Philandro Castile who had a gun and........ oh wait, maybe not him. But you know what I mean, right?

Anyway, if you go to Chicago, you need to take full body armor because there is so much gun fire that it's just not safe. Between all the black people and MS-13, don't even get me started! You're much safer at a country music festival. Go there.