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China Syndrome
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 08/03/2008 12:34:32

Well I must say it was awfully nice of Bobber, Raine and the 4F staff, to send this blogger to China to report on the Olympics. Its dreadfully exciting, though I'm unsure as to why I was the chosen one, since Velveeta's "sports" interests tend to include only flower arranging and needlepoint. And despite my ex-husband, Root, desperate attempts to attract me to NASCAR and some vulgar conflagration called Ultimate Fighting Championship - all were a dismal failure.

But China! Beijing! City of ............ um............ er.............. ah.......... Lights? No, no, that's Paris. Well, anyway. Its a large city, filled with many busy people and tons of smog! Though I've heard that the smog situation is well under control, at least its not as bad since the strict government has cracked down on people driving.

Millions of residents have been driven off the roads because of a partial ban on cars, while tens of thousands of workers have been forced to move away because their factories were relocated.


I landed at Beijing Capital International Airport just after midnight and was taken to my hotel accommodations by a taxi driver who, curiously, did not say much. (Sadly, it seems that the owners of said blog must be strapped for money, because I am staying way outside the city limits in what can only be described as a rather run-down Youth Hostel. When I informed my driver that I was reporting on the Olympic Games he asked why I was staying so far away! Well, I am quickly trying to befriend the Germans and Danes that I'm sharing a room with. Though its odd, they seem unaware that the Olympics are even taking place this year).

I don’t suppose I’ll be able to see our pResident, George W Bush, or, as I like to call him, Wush - it seems simple, like the man - when he arrives in a few days to attend the opening ceremonies. In fact, I don't seem to have a ticket to the festivities. I'm sure a minor oversight by the 4F staff, and I’m confident a ticket will be at the "will call" window.

Anyway, Wush will be arriving next week, and as this AP article states:

The heart of the trip is in Beijing, where Bush is to spend four nights and days.
His challenge, like the way he describes the U.S.-China relationship, is complex.


Complex? Well that's an understatement!! I'd say its more like the relationship a whore has with her pimp - and if you consider that a "complex" relationship, then so be it.

But to continue:


He must remind the world of his oft-stated commitment to freedoms in China, a country his own State Department brands as an authoritarian abuser of the most basic human rights. Yet he wants to avoid showing up the host country, a partner of enormous value to the U.S.

"I'm confident that by showing respect to the people, to the Olympics, it will put me in a position to continue to have frank and candid discussions," Bush told reporters this past week.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha..............oh, I'm sorry. Was I laughing out loud? The mind reels! How long must we wait to learn that Wush has had these frank and candid discussions! Anyway, the "people" of China are more than likely internally pleading with him to have this frank and candid (does that seem redundant to anyone else) talk with their repressive government, asap.

Oh wait, the AP clears this up, a little bit:

He means his talks with China's president, Hu Jintao. Bush says they have become comfortable, candid and meaningful. In turn, he says he can push Hu privately about the need to expand individual freedoms, something he will do so again on this trip. Bush will also attend a church service in Beijing and speak about the importance of religious freedom.

Bush says boycotting the opening ceremony of the games this Friday — an idea floated after China's violent crackdown in Tibet — would be an affront to the Chinese people. He says more good comes from going and building respect and trust from the Chinese.


Well, that’s weird. I wonder why he didn’t try this tact with Saddam? Another guy who had human rights problems and (supposedly) owned WMD’s.

Last week our very smart pResident was gearing up for this great event by inviting some of the 2008 United States Summer Olympic Team to the Rose Garden of the White House in Washington. And as you can see from this picture, he did not at all look like a lecherous old man:

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q151/velveeta_jones/people/leechybush.jpg


When Wush is visiting his pals in China, he may as well leave his laptop back home with Pickles, as I had to do. Since, he won’t have access to many sites while there. Here’s a relatively short list of them: Amnesty International; China Digital Times; Chinese Human Rights Defenders; Committee to Protect Journalists; Dui Hua Foundation, (works for release of Chinese political prisoners); Freedom House (issues ratings of countries' freedoms); International Campaign for Tibet; and any sites or searches that include the words “human” and “rights” in them. Our own “Google” as well as other American owned search engines, is just fine with accommodating the Chinese Government in keeping this information out of the hands of the people.

I am very excited that next week I will be reporting on the Olympics, or, barring that, if the 4F staff did not see fit to find tickets to the games, I’ll report on the Chinese economy, as well as the many ways this Country continues to try to kill us with their toxins.

By the way, I can’t seem to find my return ticket home. Would I get that online?

Uh Oh.



 

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Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/03/2008 13:36:09
Good morning Velveeta



I'd say that Chimpy's biggest challenge, like many of the athletes in Beijing, will be simply breathing. Yeah, velveeta, "Frank and candid" my ASS. They're probably laughing their heads off :lol: just hoping for one of ApeBoy's super gaffes.



I am spending the morning trying (and probably succeeding) to bring my computers and network to their knees. When Anne (the wife) and I headed to breakfast this morning people have been stopping her saying they saw her on the TeeVee Friday. For some reason my nephew convinced us to join Facebook, so of course the first classmate my wife found said "she saw Anne on the TeeVee". So I'm trying to rearrange the network so she can connect to my fileserver computer (to get pics to put on Facebook), both of us are trying to download stuff from the TiVos (she wants me to make a DVD of the TV thingee for our neighbors), and I think the router is starting to blow smokerings. .

Comment by m-hadley on 08/03/2008 13:43:32
Nice and clever post Velveeta,

I think that Wush's (I love that nickname) decision to attend the opening ceremonies of the Olympics in Beijing is disgusting but not surprising given that China owns our collective ass :P. Perhaps EXXon or Chevron could chip in some of that $1500/second scratch that they are making to help us retire some of that debt - Haaaaaaaa Haaaaaa I'm holding my breath - I'll let you know when I turn blue :D

Oh and BTB, Mornin' everybody!!! :coffee:

Cheers,

mfaye

Comment by liam1965 on 08/03/2008 14:13:49
Supposedly, the Chinese are having a pretty good effect on the pollution in Beijing. Of course, that's not surprising, if you cut out 90% of what causes the polution, you ought to be able to cut out 90% OF the polution, and clearly it's not something they're going to manage to continue.



I find it interesting that this is going to end up having a bad effect on the prices of some products. For example, Vitamin C. Apparently, 90% of the ascorbic acid production in the world is done in and around Beijing, and with those factories currently shut down, there's likely to be a run up in price in the next few months.



Wonder what other nasty little surprises we have in store for us, because China wanted to host the Olympics?



And I wonder if, having learned that they CAN clean up their act, they will now try to figure out how to KEEP it clean?

Comment by liam1965 on 08/03/2008 14:15:45
And mfaye, of COURSE he's going. He's mortgaged out a significant fraction of our infrastructure to China, if they pull his leash he's got to come running.

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 14:17:20
VJ!



I laughed, I cried, I was spellbound.



Excellent post!







(will there be a movie version or a documentary?)





Comment by liam1965 on 08/03/2008 14:26:14
In other news, Christina Applegate apparently has breast cancer.

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 15:06:39




It's the stupidity stupid!





Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 15:11:33
Here is the GOP's dream for the next president. He can't even speak with the clarity and coherence of Bunnypants . . .





Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/03/2008 15:12:38
Y'know, I think I hate Vista with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns. What an absolutely anal authoritarian stick-up-the-butt piece of garbage.

Comment by BobR on 08/03/2008 15:18:23
Wonderful post VJ!



It seems the staff here only had enough money for a one-way ticket. We feel confident we'll be able to raise the funds for your return fare, having placed some wagers on the outcomes of the Olympic contests.



My lovely wife said yesterday that Bush is the first U.S. president to attend the Olympic games in another country. THAT'S mighty interesting...



Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 15:21:37
Bush is the first U.S. president ...




To have higher polling numbers in China than America



Next!



(there has to be more . . .)

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 15:53:41
Brilliant VJ :rofl:

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 15:55:27
Comment by m-hadley on 08/03/2008 16:12:36
Quote by capt:

Here is the GOP's dream for the next president. He can't even speak with the clarity and coherence of Bunnypants . . .







Uh, em, uh, urg, em - what a maroon :P

Cheers,

mfaye



Comment by livingonli on 08/03/2008 16:27:57
Greetings from Das Salt Mine. Great post, VJ. Always love your take on Sundays. Let us know when you find the Wal-Mart slave labor factory.



And now that I am back, I have to work overtime to pay off the bills. Oh, the things I do to get a chance to go away on vacation.

Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 16:30:03
Good morn---err afternoon everyone... Glad you made it there safe and sound VJ.

Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 16:33:25
Quote by m-hadley:

Quote by capt:

Here is the GOP's dream for the next president. He can't even speak with the clarity and coherence of Bunnypants . . .







Uh, em, uh, urg, em - what a maroon :P

Cheers,

mfaye

Those were fairly simpe questions... Why did you say he played the race card and what did you ever do for African Americans???



And his answer? he had the ONE black reporter in that presser removed by his security, and when that reporter, the woman asking that question asked about that... he had her removed...

his explanation?



None of those reporters were supposed to be there, only the NAtional Press pool was supposed to be there. Interesting SEEING the video... the national press pool is no where to be found. So what he HAS done for african americans is make sure they get singled out and removed.



Comment by BobR on 08/03/2008 16:35:46
Quote by livingonli:

Greetings from Das Salt Mine. Great post, VJ. Always love your take on Sundays. Let us know when you find the Wal-Mart slave labor factory.



And now that I am back, I have to work overtime to pay off the bills. Oh, the things I do to get a chance to go away on vacation.


You and everyone else.

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 16:37:22
Wal-Mart slave labor factory




The Factories can be found next to Chinese prisons. (no kiddin)



(in the church lady's voice)



"How convenient"

Comment by m-hadley on 08/03/2008 16:45:10
Heya Kids,

Here's an interesting article that chronicles the depths that McSame will sink to in order to steal the presidency - honestly, given what we've seen so far, I'm not sure that I have the stomach for the next three months :P

The Low-Road Warrior

Mudslinging will damage McCain’s brand—but it may be the only way he can win.


I'm already feeling nauseous

Cheers,

mfaye



Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 16:47:36


Me too.



Rumour has it... he'll not just be going, but giving the Keynote speech.



It makes sense, after all, half of the GOP won't be attending... they are REALLY going to need help filling up the place.

Comment by livingonli on 08/03/2008 16:49:21
Quote by BobR:

Quote by livingonli:

Greetings from Das Salt Mine. Great post, VJ. Always love your take on Sundays. Let us know when you find the Wal-Mart slave labor factory.



And now that I am back, I have to work overtime to pay off the bills. Oh, the things I do to get a chance to go away on vacation.


You and everyone else.


After all, the Bush economy is going so well so that everyone can live on a 40-hour work week.

Comment by livingonli on 08/03/2008 16:50:30
Who will the GOP get to use as seat-fillers at the convention?

Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/03/2008 17:21:29
Quote by capt:

Here is the GOP's dream for the next president. He can't even speak with the clarity and coherence of Bunnypants . . .







Well, if we had to we could keep the President Dial-tone nickname.



Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/03/2008 17:24:31
Quote by Raine:



Me too.



Rumour has it... he'll not just be going, but giving the Keynote speech.



It makes sense, after all, half of the GOP won't be attending... they are REALLY going to need help filling up the place.




Frelling traitor.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/03/2008 17:26:16
Quote by livingonli:

Who will the GOP get to use as seat-fillers at the convention?




They'll go to the same place Stephanie got seat-fillers for her I've Got a Secret shows

Comment by BobR on 08/03/2008 18:21:44
A friend of mine sent me this:



Have you heard about the Pennsylvania based company that is set to release a full color, illustrated version of the Qur’an in an effort to influence the American youth? Thus, commencing Islam’s destruction of America from within.

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The company is Crayola.



The Crayola Qur’an, Hah!



Bet you didn’t see that coming.



Comment by m-hadley on 08/03/2008 18:33:17
Quote by trojanrabbit:

Quote by livingonli:

Who will the GOP get to use as seat-fillers at the convention?




They'll go to the same place Stephanie got seat-fillers for her I've Got a Secret shows




I don't know about Stephanie's I've Got a Secret show, but her audience for her disastrous late night show was culled from an area Methadone Clinic The GOPers better give them some crack or meth or some other kind of upper or else the crowd scans will show a bunch of people asleep :sleeping:

Cheers,

mfaye

:D

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 18:33:59
Quote by BobR:

A friend of mine sent me this:



Have you heard about the Pennsylvania based company that is set to release a full color, illustrated version of the Qur’an in an effort to influence the American youth? Thus, commencing Islam’s destruction of America from within.

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The company is Crayola.



The Crayola Qur’an, Hah!



Bet you didn’t see that coming.







You know you are wacky cat, Bobber?

Comment by trojanrabbit on 08/03/2008 18:40:09
Quote by m-hadley:

Quote by trojanrabbit:

Quote by livingonli:

Who will the GOP get to use as seat-fillers at the convention?




They'll go to the same place Stephanie got seat-fillers for her I've Got a Secret shows




I don't know about Stephanie's I've Got a Secret show, but her audience for her disastrous late night show was culled from an area Methadone Clinic The GOPers better give them some crack or meth or some other kind of upper or else the crowd scans will show a bunch of people asleep :sleeping:

Cheers,

mfaye

:D






Oh yeah, you're right. Oops. I R dumbass

Comment by velveeta jones on 08/03/2008 18:45:14
Quote by trojanrabbit:

Y'know, I think I hate Vista with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns. What an absolutely anal authoritarian stick-up-the-butt piece of garbage.


All the cool kids (ahem) have Mac's!



:lol:

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 18:48:51
Ya know I was just looking at Google Maps and all of a sudden I was thinking Tifton! :rofl:

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 18:50:41
Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by trojanrabbit:

Y'know, I think I hate Vista with the heat of a thousand white-hot suns. What an absolutely anal authoritarian stick-up-the-butt piece of garbage.


All the cool kids (ahem) have Mac's!



:lol:






#40 on the list of stuff white people like. Apple products

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 19:00:34
Joe Lieberman (Dynamic speaker)



http://blog.kevinmeltzer.com/archives/droopy.jpg


Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 19:04:11
Kathy Hilton lashes out at McCain ad calling it a 'waste'









Kathy Hilton (Paris' MOM) is the latest member of the Hilton clan to come out swinging against presidential hopeful John McCain.



"I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses," Hilton, 49, told the Huffington Post.



"It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign," she said. "It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States."





Trust me THIS lady knows a little about carrying something around for about 9 months - hoping for the best and eventually seeing it was a total watse!







(seriously - Go Kathy Hilton!)

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 19:12:49
Here's good stuff from Jonathan Alter:



In the middle of John McCain's dopey Britney & Paris attack ad, the announcer gravely asks of Barack Obama: "Is He Ready to Lead?" An equally good question is whether McCain is ready to lead. For a man who will turn 72 this month, he's a surprisingly immature politician--erratic, impulsive and subject to peer pressure from the last knucklehead who offers him advice. The youthful insouciance that for many years has helped McCain charm reporters like me is now channeled into an ad that one GOP strategist labeled "juvenile," another termed "childish" and McCain's own mother called "stupid." The Obama campaign's new mantra is that McCain is "an honorable man running a dishonorable campaign." Lame is more like it. And out of sync with the real guy.





Plucked from the Sunday Sound off which is pretty funny today.

Comment by BobR on 08/03/2008 19:26:59
Quote by velveeta jones:



All the cool kids (ahem) have Mac's!



:lol:


All the cats that think they're cool because they have a Mac, are sadly not very cool. Computer choice is the last thing that makes one cool...



:NaNa:

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 19:32:14
Mac's are gay . . . Always have been. (Not that there's anything wrong with that ~Seinfeld)



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2273/2512449262_e96f4afdd2.jpg?v=0






Comment by velveeta jones on 08/03/2008 19:35:13
Quote by capt:

Kathy Hilton lashes out at McCain ad calling it a 'waste'









Kathy Hilton (Paris' MOM) is the latest member of the Hilton clan to come out swinging against presidential hopeful John McCain.



"I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses," Hilton, 49, told the Huffington Post.



"It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign," she said. "It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States."





Trust me THIS lady knows a little about carrying something around for about 9 months - hoping for the best and eventually seeing it was a total watse!







(seriously - Go Kathy Hilton!)


Yikes! Sez the family that has already contributed the max to the..........MCCAIN campaign!



:wacko:



Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 19:40:50
:rolleyes2: here we go again... who got BobR started with the macs???



You know we already have a tenuous situation in our mixed computer marriage. :rofl:

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 19:45:14
Quote by Raine:

:rolleyes2: here we go again... who got BobR started with the macs???



You know we already have a tenuous situation in our mixed computer marriage. :rofl:






Is it safe to assume by that we know which one is gay?



"Not that there's anything wrong with that" ~ Seinfeld





Comment by velveeta jones on 08/03/2008 19:48:04
Quote by Raine:

:rolleyes2: here we go again... who got BobR started with the macs???



You know we already have a tenuous situation in our mixed computer marriage. :rofl:




Sorry Bunny.



(changing subject) How's NY? See any shows yet?

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 19:50:56
Mike Malloy coffee ad? I hate it it sounds completely over the top "this is what angels taste like"



The ad does have an effect - everytime I hear it I make a cup of coffee.



Hmmmmm



(capt is Pavalov's dogs name)





Comment by clintster on 08/03/2008 19:55:32
All this talk about the Olympics made me wonder about the openings other nations' broadcasters give their coverage. I YouTubed and found this, something that could only be done by the BBC:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQUfSpC--8

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 20:32:11
I get the signals - Gergen gets the signals, everybody with a two brain cells gets the signals. . . .





Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 20:39:35
GOP Convention Protests Expected To Attract Tens Of Thousands



Maybe they will have more protestors than convention participants?





Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 20:42:35
Quote by capt:

Quote by Raine:

:rolleyes2: here we go again... who got BobR started with the macs???



You know we already have a tenuous situation in our mixed computer marriage. :rofl:






Is it safe to assume by that we know which one is gay?



"Not that there's anything wrong with that" ~ Seinfeld



We are still trying to figure that one out! :D



But according to your crack reseach, studies would indicate, it would be me. Raine---> <---- Raine's Mac, her name is *Box of Raine* with variious Hard rives named, *Not Fade Away, Ripple, and Sugar Magnolia* Those are Boxes Babies... I have no Idea how it happened...





(back to painting!)





Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 20:47:04
Quote by clintster:

All this talk about the Olympics made me wonder about the openings other nations' broadcasters give their coverage. I YouTubed and found this, something that could only be done by the BBC:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQUfSpC--8




Cause nothing says Olympics, and the spirit of sport like playing Dixie with a montage of Rhett Butler and MLK.







Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 20:54:17
August 3, 2008



Hon. Alexis Herman, Co-Chair

James Roosevelt, Jr., Co-Chair

Eliseo Roques-Arroyo, Co-Chair



Dear Credentials Committee Chairs:



In just a few weeks, our Party will convene in Denver for our National Convention. This will be an historic event that will showcase our vision for changing the direction of our country.



The delegates and alternates who gather on Monday, August 25 will reflect the talent, energy and rich diversity of our Democratic Party. The delegates will come from all 56 states and territories. As these delegates go about the important business of the Convention, I believe Party unity calls for the delegates from Florida and Michigan to be able to participate fully alongside the delegates from the other states and territories. Accordingly, I ask that the Credentials Committee, when it meets on August 24 to approve the delegates for the National Convention, pass a resolution that would entitle each delegate from Florida and Michigan to cast a full vote.



As a candidate for the nomination, I supported the DNC's efforts to establish and enforce a schedule for primaries and caucuses that would broaden the opportunity for Democrats from all regions of the country and all backgrounds and walks of life to have a meaningful voice. An unprecedented number of voters participated in our Democratic nominating process. We all owe a debt of gratitude to Governor Dean for his principled leadership during this long and challenging process.



As we prepare to come together in Denver, however, we must be - and will be - united in our determination to change the course of our nation. To that end, Democrats in Florida and Michigan must know that they are full partners and colleagues in our historic mission to reshape Washington and lead our country in a new direction.



With warmest personal regards,



Barack Obama







I had posted elsewhere that the eventual Democratic party nominee would seat in full both FL and MI.



It was the agreed to plan. If HRC had won the nod she would have written the same letter.



So many PUMA's and HRC supporters joined her in the "seat FL and MI" or we won't win when she and they knew damn well it was just a rhetorical device.



(I no likey HRC - not one bit)





Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 20:56:15
Quote by Raine:

We are still trying to figure that one out! :D



But according to your crack reseach, studies would indicate, it would be me. Raine---> <---- Raine's Mac, her name is *Box of Raine* with variious Hard rives named, *Not Fade Away, Ripple, and Sugar Magnolia* Those are Boxes Babies... I have no Idea how it happened...





(back to painting!)







Well a pretty woman can get away with that, I could look like Brad effin Pitt and never pull it off!



Lucky YOU! (and BobR)





Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 21:03:09
Speaking of Atlanta Olympics... Just go to the say 1:30 minute spot....



The BBC REALLY didn't have to try so hard...





Then go to the 5:40 mark... and As you watch... listen to Bob Costas...



I love this country... I do... but oofda!

How Y'all Doing?







Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 21:04:56
Quote by capt:

Mac's are gay . . . Always have been. (Not that there's anything wrong with that ~Seinfeld)



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2273/2512449262_e96f4afdd2.jpg?v=0










:sirens wailing, light bar flashing:



Grammar Police! Set out of the car sir. May I see you license & registration please. :looks at Capt's license: Mr Capt, do you know why I stopped you today? Well sir you used a possessive when you should the plural. :checks computer: Sir I see you have clean record, so I am going to give you a warning. Remember when it is possessive there is an apostrophe, when it is plural there is no apostrophe. Let me give you an example: Macs are gay! Mack's Mac is in the shop.

Comment by clintster on 08/03/2008 21:05:23
Quote by Raine:

Quote by clintster:

All this talk about the Olympics made me wonder about the openings other nations' broadcasters give their coverage. I YouTubed and found this, something that could only be done by the BBC:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQUfSpC--8




Cause nothing says Olympics, and the spirit of sport like playing Dixie with a montage of Rhett Butler and MLK.









Mrs. C and I watched that and wondered when they'd slip in "Dueling Banjoes" and/or the General Lee jumping over Boss Hog's Cadillac?

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 21:07:58
Quote by Raine:

Speaking of Atlanta Olympics... Just go to the say 1:30 minute spot....



The BBC REALLY didn't have to try so hard...





Then go to the 5:40 mark... and As you watch... listen to Bob Costas...



I love this country... I do... but oofda!

How Y'all Doing?









Raine, the video is no longer there! Please tell me it was the appalling chrome plated pick-up truck part of the opening ceremonies? Truly one of the most awful things I've ever seen. :puke:

Comment by clintster on 08/03/2008 21:14:59
I'm on an Olympics tear right now... sorry.



Just finished watching the YouTube someone had posted of the 1984 women's marathon, the first ever run in the Olympics. Joan Benoit won it handily, but the story I remember is of Gabriela Andersen-Schiess, the Swiss runner who staggered across the finish line in 37th place, looking like she would drop dead before she "broke the tape".







Two amazing facts on her performance, according to the Great Wiki:



1) She was not the last finisher in the race

2) Her finishing time (2:48:45)was better than those of the first five gold-medal winning MEN in the Olympics.

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 21:22:21
Quote by Mondobubba:





:sirens wailing, light bar flashing:



Grammar Police! Set out of the car sir. May I see you license & registration please. :looks at Capt's license: Mr Capt, do you know why I stopped you today? Well sir you used a possessive when you should the plural. :checks computer: Sir I see you have clean record, so I am going to give you a warning. Remember when it is possessive there is an apostrophe, when it is plural there is no apostrophe. Let me give you an example: Macs are gay! Mack's Mac is in the shop.




Its one of mys favorite's typos !



Feels free's to corrects me's but it is a wastes of times - I never's learns nuttin's new's because's I'm's and old dogs with few's new's trick's!





Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 21:43:03
White House Briefed On Potential For Mars Life



I bet they find more life on Mars than between McCain's ears!





Comment by BobR on 08/03/2008 21:45:44
Quote by Mondobubba:





Raine, the video is no longer there! Please tell me it was the appalling chrome plated pick-up truck part of the opening ceremonies? Truly one of the most awful things I've ever seen. :puke:


Embedding was disabled - you need to watch it on the YouTube site:



Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 21:48:46


Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 21:50:32
When I get a message that a video is no longer available - I will copy the URL and paste it into a new window - it works almost everytime.



FWIW

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 21:59:26
Quote by capt:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by capt:

Mac's are gay . . . Always have been. (Not that there's anything wrong with that ~Seinfeld)



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2273/2512449262_e96f4afdd2.jpg?v=0










:sirens wailing, light bar flashing:



Grammar Police! Set out of the car sir. May I see you license & registration please. :looks at Capt's license: Mr Capt, do you know why I stopped you today? Well sir you used a possessive when you should the plural. :checks computer: Sir I see you have clean record, so I am going to give you a warning. Remember when it is possessive there is an apostrophe, when it is plural there is no apostrophe. Let me give you an example: Macs are gay! Mack's Mac is in the shop.




Its one of mys favorite's typos !



Feels free's to corrects me's but it is a wastes of times - I never's learns nuttin's new's because's I'm's and old dogs with few's new's trick's!







Don't make me destroy you! :rofl:

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 22:16:10
Straight Men Who Have Sex With Men



when it comes to sex, identity and orientation, preferences, fantasies, and behavior do not always neatly line up in one category. More often, they are complex and even contradictory.







Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 22:18:06
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.



~ Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Mister Sandman, 1994


Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 22:24:54
Topless WOmen, Kid Rok, Bikers and John McCain....



Oh... his evengelical Base should LOVE 'dis...

Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 22:28:17
Quote by Raine:

Topless WOmen, Kid Rok, Bikers and John McCain....



Oh... his evengelical Base should LOVE 'dis...


http://www.buffalochip.com/EVENTS/Schedule/tabid/228/Default.aspx?date=8/4/2008



Check out who is coming on before McCain...

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 22:59:43
Quote by Raine:

Topless WOmen, Kid Rok, Bikers and John McCain....



Oh... his evengelical Base should LOVE 'dis...






McCain is going to Sturgis? WTF! :thud:

Comment by clintster on 08/03/2008 23:01:07
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Raine:

Topless WOmen, Kid Rok, Bikers and John McCain....



Oh... his evengelical Base should LOVE 'dis...


http://www.buffalochip.com/EVENTS/Schedule/tabid/228/Default.aspx?date=8/4/2008



Check out who is coming on before McCain...




I was there when they invented motorcycles, my friendssssssss...

Comment by clintster on 08/03/2008 23:03:08
McCain at Sturgis? Can't be any worse than this, can it?

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2006/08/George_Bush_Motorcycle.jpg


Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 23:04:26
Don't make me destroy you!




*runs screaming*



Where's Random and his smote button™ when I need him?





Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 23:05:43
McCain doesn't know there are bikers of color.



He thinks it is a klan rally - just wait until he finds out what is really goin on!





Comment by Mondobubba on 08/03/2008 23:17:55
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Mondobubba:





Raine, the video is no longer there! Please tell me it was the appalling chrome plated pick-up truck part of the opening ceremonies? Truly one of the most awful things I've ever seen. :puke:


Embedding was disabled - you need to watch it on the YouTube site:







Now that I am done watching "The Prestige" I've been appalled all over again by the pickups and the flaven. Still, it could be worse; it could be the opening of 1984 games in LA. Eighty-eight pianists playing "Rhapsody in Blue" washed in red, white and blue spot lights. Take your pick.

Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 23:26:19
Quote by clintster:

McCain at Sturgis? Can't be any worse than this, can it?

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2006/08/George_Bush_Motorcycle.jpg
Imagine that with topless chix all around him... and mud wrestlers... and Kid Rock...



OMG... this is gonna be the MOST awesome thing EVER!







Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 23:30:18
Quote by capt:

Don't make me destroy you!




*runs screaming*



Where's Random and his smote button™ when I need him?



he's crunching number's...







Comment by Raine on 08/03/2008 23:31:48
capt: can you gimma a link to that mcCain image where he looks like he is getting goosed?

Comment by livingonli on 08/03/2008 23:33:53
Quote by Raine:

Quote by clintster:

McCain at Sturgis? Can't be any worse than this, can it?

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2006/08/George_Bush_Motorcycle.jpg
Imagine that with topless chix all around him... and mud wrestlers... and Kid Rock...



OMG... this is gonna be the MOST awesome thing EVER!







Now that's a movie you wanna play for the Fundies that are left at the Republican Convention.

Comment by capt on 08/03/2008 23:34:03
Anybody here ever been to the Sturgis rally?



I was in the middle of it once (many years ago) traveling with a pal. We had no idea about anything - truly passing through. Had a little fun too.



Lots of nice folks - lots of partying and beer.



Oh yeah, we were driving a Vega - not bikes so we were not cool - just tourists.

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/04/2008 00:07:30
Marge Simpson worst person in the world! :rofl:

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/04/2008 00:11:42
Sometimes life is really good. I take the day off and the Simpsons episode that is on has special guest Keith Olberman and more importantly, Sideshow Bob Tewiliger, he brother Cecil and their dad!

Comment by livingonli on 08/04/2008 00:15:13
Quote by Mondobubba:

Sometimes life is really good. I take the day off and the Simpsons episode that is on has special guest Keith Olberman and more importantly, Sideshow Bob Tewiliger, he brother Cecil and their dad!


Exx-cel-lent.

Comment by liam1965 on 08/04/2008 00:26:57
Quote by Raine:

Quote by clintster:

McCain at Sturgis? Can't be any worse than this, can it?

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/assets/resources/2006/08/George_Bush_Motorcycle.jpg
Imagine that with topless chix all around him... and mud wrestlers... and Kid Rock...



OMG... this is gonna be the MOST awesome thing EVER!









Y'know, topless chicks all around him is about the only thing that could make a Bush or McCain speech worth watching.



And I've been to a McCain speech up close and personal here in NH, when he was just one of the pack.



I'd shudder, but I have to consider that we could have ended up with Mitt >urp< Romney. (Just threw up in my mouth a little bit).

Comment by Raine on 08/04/2008 00:27:50




This is just BEGGING for a video Mashup with John McCain...

Comment by Raine on 08/04/2008 00:32:17
Guess who is celebrating a birthday tomorrow?



























































:gobama:

Comment by liam1965 on 08/04/2008 00:39:27
Quote by Raine:

Guess who is celebrating a birthday tomorrow?





Uh... a topless chick?



Sorry, I can't seem to get my mind off of them...

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 00:55:37
Is this where Random comes to get back that hour and half hour after watching the X-Files movie?

Comment by Raine on 08/04/2008 01:01:44
Quote by liam1965:

Quote by Raine:

Guess who is celebrating a birthday tomorrow?





Uh... a topless chick?



Sorry, I can't seem to get my mind off of them...
:rofl:



Comment by BobR on 08/04/2008 01:12:09
Quote by Raine:



http://www.buffalochip.com/EVENTS/Schedule/tabid/228/Default.aspx?date=8/4/2008



Check out who is coming on before McCain...


I am SO looking forward to the footage of Cindy, who is going to be walking around the whole time with a look on her face like she just stepped in dogshit and doesn't want anyone to know.



Comment by liam1965 on 08/04/2008 01:19:07
Quote by BobR:

I am SO looking forward to the footage of Cindy, who is going to be walking around the whole time with a look on her face like she just stepped in dogshit and doesn't want anyone to know.





Is SHE going to be topless?



Whoops, that just shook me free. Doesn't sound so cool after all.



I think I'd rather attend a topless rally by the remaining Golden Girls....

Comment by livingonli on 08/04/2008 01:30:03
Quote by liam1965:

Quote by BobR:

I am SO looking forward to the footage of Cindy, who is going to be walking around the whole time with a look on her face like she just stepped in dogshit and doesn't want anyone to know.





Is SHE going to be topless?



Whoops, that just shook me free. Doesn't sound so cool after all.



I think I'd rather attend a topless rally by the remaining Golden Girls....


Time for that hot Bear Arthur action.



And then there's Maude!

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 01:35:40
Speak softly love and hold me warm against your heart.

I feel your words the tender trembling moments start

We're in a world, our very own.

Sharing a love that only few have ever known

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 01:50:06
I tried so hard and got so far

but in the end, it doesn't even matter

i had to fall to lose it all

but in the end, it doesn't even matter

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 01:52:51
Woke up election day

Sky gunpowder shades of grey

beneath the dirty sun wasting all my time away

then just about sun down

you come walkin' down

your blue heels clickin like the barrel of a pistol spinnin' 'round.

Comment by Mondobubba on 08/04/2008 01:53:32
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Raine:



http://www.buffalochip.com/EVENTS/Schedule/tabid/228/Default.aspx?date=8/4/2008



Check out who is coming on before McCain...


I am SO looking forward to the footage of Cindy, who is going to be walking around the whole time with a look on her face like she just stepped in dogshit and doesn't want anyone to know.





She is gonna be so outta place in her $2500 designer suit and prime heels. Of course she is a sorority girl from USC, so you might see footage of her doing jello shots of some biker chick's belly. Or she might end up with a belly button ring...



Yeah right who am I kidding.

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 02:08:03
Do you have the time

to listen to me whine

about nothing and everything at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

nerotic to the bone, no doubt about it.

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 02:13:24
Holy Sh--!

I just reliezed, McCain is only leading Obama by 3 points in Arizona...Dear lord, that's REALLY bad for McCain if he can't keep a decent lead in his State.

Comment by capt on 08/04/2008 03:05:31
Nobody ever answers me?



I am so easy to ignore.



Maybe if I yell?



Is this thing on?



TAP TAP TAP - I've got two turntables and a microphone - where it's at. . .





Comment by capt on 08/04/2008 03:06:28


Comment by velveeta jones on 08/04/2008 03:16:56
Just back from work........... what's this?



McCain? At................ Sturgis.



:blink:





:spit:



:rofl: :rofl:

Comment by liam1965 on 08/04/2008 03:21:31
Did anyone hear something?

Comment by capt on 08/04/2008 03:28:46
On 60 minutes (which I never watch) is a piece about Dubai and Sheikh Mohamed Bin Rashid of Dubai



I watched it at the Ford lot when I was having some work done - and Joy says we watched together - anyhow - at one point in the interview they ask Sheikh Mohamed Bin Rashid:



"Why are you doing all this, the building and modernization, roads and infrastructer, investments in Dubai - providing healthcare and education, etc."



The Sultan replies:



"I want my people to be healthy and happy and educated and for them to drive on good roads and to be successful"



Now - I can take exception to some of the interview but in that answer and the fact that he was so sincere he was taken aback at the question, it came through that he loves his people -he might have a few beheaded and whatnot but he shows genuine affection for the people in general. THAT floored me because it is so foreign. Folks, when was the last time a president, any president here made you feel like there was a genuine affection for US - THAT is what Barack has and need to bring out and express over and over.



You can't fake some things, I think Sheikh Mohamed Bin Rashid could have lied and said he didn't like his people and it would have shown all over his face - he was lying - I don't know his background or where he got it but if you see it - you might agree.



Barack doesn't need to attack his attackers he needs to kill them with kindness and love. Sadly Barack is not anti-war - but hey I think he did make people feel like he has genuine affection (even though he too can send some to their death). If he can show genuine affection - nobody - no politician has a chance against him.



Blah blah blah. . . .







He doesn't gush but his ambition is not for him it is for his people and his country. I could go with some of that.





Comment by Mondobubba on 08/04/2008 03:49:06
Quote by velveeta jones:

Just back from work........... what's this?



McCain? At................ Sturgis.



:blink:





:spit:



:rofl: :rofl:






See my comment about Cindy Lou. Yep she is gonna get drunk, inked and make out with a girl...Horrifying I know



Now playing: Positively Fourth Street. You Know Who and if you don't shame on you. (This means you Random! I keed! :D)

Comment by Random on 08/04/2008 04:10:40
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Just back from work........... what's this?



McCain? At................ Sturgis.



:blink:





:spit:



:rofl: :rofl:






See my comment about Cindy Lou. Yep she is gonna get drunk, inked and make out with a girl...Horrifying I know



Now playing: Positively Fourth Street. You Know Who and if you don't shame on you. (This means you Random! I keed! :D)


*smotes*

Don't defy the Random!

*smotes again.*

Comment by BobR on 08/04/2008 04:11:38
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/01/37/54/slideshow_654371_mike07312008.jpg


Comment by Raine on 08/04/2008 04:27:52
Quote by capt:

Nobody ever answers me?



I am so easy to ignore.



Maybe if I yell?



Is this thing on?



TAP TAP TAP - I've got two turntables and a microphone - where it's at. . .



I love that song... Oh Beck... my heart be still...



I am getting ready for bed... BUT.. I was practicing my Cindy McCain imitation at Sturgis all night...



Problem was... I just could not get the topless jiggle working with the wannabe Jackie_O outfit... And then there was that *woman of a certain age panties thing* happening...



So I went with a little something more Stepford wife meets Quaalude. And then I fell asleep.



Comment by capt on 08/04/2008 04:30:54
Cool. (looks a little like Jackie-O)



Good night! Sleep well and dream many wonderful things.





Comment by capt on 08/04/2008 04:33:38
On feeling small.



In the most recent decade many scientific discoveries have been made.



Our understanding of electronics, lasers, computers, aircraft, autos has been matched or exceeded by some of the discoveries about space and time.



The vastness of our universe expands exponentially to the depth with which we now gaze into the past.



Our little blue marble is so tiny in the grander scheme of things. Human life so short and tenuous. Even as a species our “kind” are relative new comers and our very existence could be wiped out with one giant asteroid or comet.



The reality is - we are more like the ants in a little glass case than the galactic giants we once fancied that stood at the center of the universe on mount Olympus.



Our scientific understanding and the realization that we are such miniscule entities is nothing short of MORE amazing, more magical, more unbelievable than great gods or a god that tends to us as his only duty.



The fact that we are made of stardust is a hint. We are part of something bigger something WAY bigger. We occupy a space in time unique to us and not for all time. There is no eternity in this new understanding of our universe. There is a beginning and an end. The scale of space and time that reaches beyond the imagination but it is a fixed thing, a finite thing and we are part of it.



We cannot divorce ourselves from the larger component, just as we cannot pretend we are not made of stardust and will , in time, return to stardust. “Ashes to ashes stardust to stardust”



The fact that we can live our whole lives, from beginning to end in a fraction of time on the scale of space it is more amazing - not less so.



The fact that we do exist from beginning to end - that each or our molecules and atoms and matter are part of this huge process is more amazing not less.



The fact that in this miniscule slice of space time we are born, we live, we love, we share, we create, we destroy, we do all these things with great sincerity when the meaning is self-servicing. We care about ourselves and so our interaction and so others and we pass on pieces of ourselves in our kids, in the never ending chain of learned and taught experiences.



The fact that we can dream, invent, create, emote, communicate really does mean something. No it is not all good. There is some pretty sucky stuff. There are some very bad things. Where there is life there is death, we mirror the universe in that we have a beginning and an end.



But what we are, our essence, our life force is unique. It will only happen once. That makes life and all that we are bigger not smaller, more meaningful not less so.

Comment by m-hadley on 08/04/2008 10:56:58
Quote by capt:

Anybody here ever been to the Sturgis rally?



I was in the middle of it once (many years ago) traveling with a pal. We had no idea about anything - truly passing through. Had a little fun too.



Lots of nice folks - lots of partying and beer.



Oh yeah, we were driving a Vega - not bikes so we were not cool - just tourists.




Capt,

I. like you, found myself in Sturgis one time when it was overrun with bikers (me, driving a Toyota Tercel - if I recall correctly), was amazed by what I saw, but didn't really hang out for long - never having developed a taste for pissy beer. I'm up early on this Monday morning - determined to make today better than Friday :P

Cheers,

mfaye



P.S. I like you comments about feeling small - it's sometimes hard to explain why being in the presence of awesome natural habitats makes me feel good, but it is something about understanding my place in this world, blah, yadda, blah...

Comment by liam1965 on 08/04/2008 11:24:47
Capt, you're missing the point. I'm way too egotistical to be happy knowing how insignificant I am.

Comment by liam1965 on 08/04/2008 11:25:06
Oh, whoops, new day, new blog...