Good Morning!
With just 16 days to go, I'm feeling less and less like a Libertarian these days. Most of you probably know that I changed my registration back to the Big D over April vacation this year...specifically to cast a proper vote for the Senator from Illinois. I have also just joined the Waltham Democratic City Committee...I attended my first meeting this past week and have signed up for some phone-banking down the strectch.
In any case...I'm wondering just how much longer the ol' motivation is going to be with me for this little column. I have been writing it for at least 2 years now, but seeing that Your Loyal TriSec has recently "flipped"....doesn't seem right, somehow.
Nevertheless, I can't let comedy gold go by unreported.
We hope that Joe the Plumber's 15 minutes are almost up. Both sides have had a field day with this poor
republican plant working stiff from Ohio. Bob Barr, Libertarian for president, has also noticed him, but he thinks
his alter-ego should be getting some headlines.
"'Joe the Plumber' doesn't need Senators Barack Obama or John McCain'" says Bob Barr, the Libertarian Party's nominee for president. "He needs 'Bob the Builder.'"
"While Senators Obama and McCain seek only to put government patches on today's problems, 'Joe the Plumber' needs a leader who will rebuild our government into one that serves the interests of the people; not the interests of Washington," says Barr. "Senator McCain wants to make 'Joe the Plumber' responsible for his neighbor's mortgage, and Senator Obama wants to tax 'Joe the Plumber' for being successful. Both Senators Obama and McCain want to spend 'Joe the Plumber's' tax dollars on wasteful projects, such as the $850 billion dollar bailout of Wall Street."
"Senators Obama and McCain are no friend to 'Joe the Plumber,'" says Barr. "But 'Bob the Builder is.' 'Bob the Builder' says that Joe should be able to keep the fruits of his labor, and shouldn't be responsible for the mistakes of other people. 'Bob the Builder' says Joe shouldn't be asked to shoulder Wall Street, and shouldn't have his son sent off to die in a war that should have never been started. 'Bob the Builder' wants to build a government that is limited to its Constitutional authority, spends less of Joe's money and stays out of Joe's life."
"America needs a builder, not a patch-job," says Barr. "Senators Obama and McCain are a part of our problems—they are not the solution. America needs a leader with the vision and the courage to stand up against government, and truly reform it, where it once again begins serving the interest of every Joe and Jane across America. America needs Bob Barr."
Libertarian Party presidential candidate Bob Barr represented the 7th District of Georgia in the U. S. House of Representatives from 1995 to 2003.
All fine and good, "Bob the Builder", rebuilding America, right?
Well.....for most Americans with children, Bob the Builder means this guy:

But....much like his Republican counterpart, Mr. Barr
neglected to do some vetting. Mr. Builder is a Democrat! (Thanks to Raine for the link...)
Bob the Builder is a construction contractor, specializing in masonry repair. He is an early supporter of Barack Obama, mainly due to his use of Bob’s catchphrase (Can we fix it? Yes we can!). The more Bob learns about Obama and his policies, the more enthusiastic he is about his candidacy.
Bob’s main concerns are the effect the coming recession will have on his business and the cost of providing health insurance to his employees. He believes that Obama’s plans for health insurance and the economy offer the best hope for the future.
So....we're apparently left with a choice in candidate, Bob the Builder, the Incredible Hulk (You wouldn't like McCain when he's angry) or "Normal Man". Who are you voting for, hmm?
So...let's veer off the Libertarian vein now and take a look at one of the truly delightful seasons on the Northern Tier...fall!
All through the month of October is harvest fair season throughout New England. The Big E, Topsfield, Fryeburg, and a host of smaller and lesser known town fairs have been going on for several weeks now. If you live in a growing area of the country, you've probably got one, too. Make sure you get out and see one; it's our last link in an urban society to our farming and agricultural past. Besides, where else are you going to see something like this?

[Disclaimer - that's last year's winning pumpkin, weighing in at over 1600 lbs.]
This year's winner was a mere 1400 pounds, but it's
going out in a blaze of glory.
TOPSFIELD — One comedian made his way smashing watermelons, but David Letterman's next big antic could be to explode the 1,464-pound pumpkin that won at the Topsfield Fair.
The details were still sketchy yesterday, but Letterman wants to wreck, in grand style, the winning pumpkin raised by Oakham's Wes Dwelly. The giant pumpkins are grown out of pride rather than for food, but the idea still left a bad taste in the mouth of Rick Skrzypczak of Barre, whose pumpkin took second place at the fair this year.
"David Letterman contacted me first, and I told him I was not interested in doing that, so he contacted Wes. It's just something I don't think should be done to a pumpkin," Skrzypczak said. "I've worked hard on it all season long."
Dwelly said he's still trying to finalize the details — the pumpkin may be exploded around Oct. 27 and aired on television on Halloween night, he said. That's assuming the pumpkin lasts through the month and survives transport to Coney Island. Someone would scoop out the seeds and insert dynamite, he said.
"I have mixed emotions about it," he said. "What we do with pumpkins, when you get in close to fall of the year, we put blankets on 'em every night, you treat 'em like kids. It becomes almost like part of the family. Having them blown up in some ways doesn't seem right, but we know they're not going to last forever anyways, and it is something that people like to watch."
Chip Howe of Paxton said people have started pouring into Howe's Farm & Garden to see Dwelly's winner and two giants from Skrzypczak, at 1,399 and 1,284 pounds.
"It's unbelievable how good they look together. It's just awesome," he said.
The other great thing this time of year is....apples! I'm of the opinion that a Macintosh is no good unless you pick it yourself. It's late in the season for Macs, but there should still be plenty of fruit hanging around this weekend, and several orchards in Massachusetts start picking Fujis this weekend. We're also getting a pumpkin for halloween from
Shelburne Farm today.
Speaking of pumpkins, do you have your Barack'O lantern yet? Check out the
pumpkin stencils and think about putting one on your doorstep this season! (psst...these are legit, straight from the campaign and their "Yes, we carve!" website...)
So. We'll re-visit our libertarian haunts again, but for now everyone enjoy their weekend!