Monday: 5:00PM. It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rums and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful. So relaxing and peaceful.
Tuesday: We woke up to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight. Every tree and shrub covered with a beautiful white mantle. I shoveled snow for the first time in years and loved it! I did both our driveway and our sidewalk. Later a city snowplow came along and accidentally covered up our driveway with snow from the street. The driver smiled and waved. I waved back and shoveled it again.
Wednesday: It snowed an additional 5 inches last night and the temperature dropped to around 11 degrees. Several limbs on the trees snapped due to weight of the snow. I shoveled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplow came by and did his trick again. I wonder about that guy. Why's he always smiling?
Thursday: Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush which turned to ice when the temperature dropped again. Bought snow tires for both cars. Fell on my ass in the driveway. $145 for the emergency room visit but nothing was broken. More snow and ice expected.
Friday: Still cold. Sold the wife's car and bought a 4X4 in order to get her to work. Slid into a guardrail and did a considerable amount of damage to the right rear quarter panel. Had another 8 inches of white shit last night. Both vehicles covered in salt and crud. More shoveling in store for me today. That goddamn snowplow came by twice today, smiling bastard.
Saturday: 2 degrees outside. More fucking snow. Not a tree or shrub on the property that hasn't been damaged. Power was off most of the night and some pipes burst in the basement. Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and a kerosene heater which tipped over and nearly burned the house down. I managed to put out the flames but suffered 2nd degree burns on my hands and lost my eyebrows. Brand new 4X4 slid on the ice on way to the emergency room and was totaled.
Sunday: Goddamn mother-fuckin' shit keeps coming down. Have to put on all clothes we own just to get to the fuckin' mailbox. I think the son-of-a-bitch that drives the snowplow hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then comes down the street about 100MPH, grinning from ear to ear, and buries our driveway again. Fuckin' asshole! If I ever catch him I'll shove a cane pole up his ass and mount him in the front yard as a warning to the next snowplow driver! Power still off. Toilet froze and part of the roof has started to cave in.
Monday: Six goddamn more fuckin' inches of fuckin' snow and fuckin' ice and god knows what other kink of white fuckin' shit fell last night. Wife left me. Car won't start. I think I'm going snowblind. I can't move my toes. Haven't seen the sun in weeks. I wounded the fuckin' snowplow asshole with an ice ax but he got away. More fuckin' snow predicted. Wind chill minus 35 fuckin' degrees. I'm going back to North Carolina New York!
We've got a good 9 inches with another 4 to come. It's wet, it's heavy, and it sucks. We already helped a neighbor get out (his wife works at a nursing home) and it's a nasty wet slippery mess.
Watching the USA-Slovakia hockey game right now. 7-1 and it's still 2nd period. Ouch.
Mornin' everybody! Who's got cocoa?
Comment byRaine on 02/13/2014 13:57:29
Quote by clintster: Watching the USA-Slovakia hockey game right now. 7-1 and it's still 2nd period. Ouch.
Mornin' everybody! Who's got cocoa?
heya Clint! Are you in NC or Atl?
Comment byclintster on 02/13/2014 14:08:25
Quote by Raine:
Quote by clintster: Watching the USA-Slovakia hockey game right now. 7-1 and it's still 2nd period. Ouch.
Mornin' everybody! Who's got cocoa?
heya Clint! Are you in NC or Atl?
Hey Raine! In ATL, wishing I was in NC, for the 4x4 access if nothing else. But things may be changing. Kathy may be getting a job in St Louis, and is also up for a position in New Paltz NY. I might be going with, as I Have been helping Ian in getting more in line with his grade level in his writing, and he's been showing great improvement.
Comment byMondobubba on 02/13/2014 14:25:21
Ick. Ick. Ick!
Comment byRaine on 02/13/2014 14:36:56
Quote by clintster:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by clintster: Watching the USA-Slovakia hockey game right now. 7-1 and it's still 2nd period. Ouch.
Mornin' everybody! Who's got cocoa?
heya Clint! Are you in NC or Atl?
Hey Raine! In ATL, wishing I was in NC, for the 4x4 access if nothing else. But things may be changing. Kathy may be getting a job in St Louis, and is also up for a position in New Paltz NY. I might be going with, as I Have been helping Ian in getting more in line with his grade level in his writing, and he's been showing great improvement.
Oh WOW!!
Sounds like Big changes are happening. (you know, I am hoping for New Paltz -- I think the entire family would LOVE it! )
So I'm at the office, for now.. The snow was falling lightly until about a half hour ago now it's really starting to pick up. I get the feeling I'll be leaving early.
Comment byMondobubba on 02/13/2014 15:11:15
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba: Ick. Ick. Ick!
You having storms there?
Not really, it rained like crap over night, more of a sympathy set of emoticons for you guys.
Comment byRaine on 02/13/2014 15:12:40
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba: Ick. Ick. Ick!
You having storms there?
Not really, it rained like crap over night, more of a sympathy set of emoticons for you guys.
Good morning, bloggers! To my friends out East and South, be careful. Here, we are looking at breaking the freezing mark for the first time in a few weeks. We may hit 50 degrees by next Wednesday.
Clintster, I am glad to hear that things are looking up.
As for myself, I ended up selling my car as the transmission was completely shot. I got a few hundred dollars for it and have to check on a replacement vehicle.
I wonder if the plagiarism will get the suit thrown out and Bruce Fein and Mark Udall can file a new one, and Paul and Cuccinelli can publicly beg to be on the suit. Perhaps they can crawl through broken glass for a few miles first.
Comment byTriSec on 02/13/2014 16:04:08
Morning, comrades.
YA know, something is seriously messed up when Washington, DC is expecting more snow that Worcester, MA.
Thanks, Obama! (Or maybe this is Al Gore's fault - I can't be sure.)
Comment byScoopster on 02/13/2014 16:04:55
Quote by TriSec: Morning, comrades.
YA know, something is seriously messed up when Washington, DC is expecting more snow that Worcester, MA.
Thanks, Obama! (Or maybe this is Al Gore's fault - I can't be sure.)
What does inventing the internet have to do with the weather?!
Comment byRaine on 02/13/2014 16:11:22
I'm going to cry again. I love this woman.
Comment byRaine on 02/13/2014 16:16:21
Quote by Raine: I'm going to cry again. I love this woman.
Kelly Osbourne, Andy Dick, Mark McGrath, Vivica A. Fox, Judah Friedlander and Judd Hirsch!!!
Tara Reid and Ian Ziering are returning...
I am so excited by this casting I might have a seizure from the sheer joy of reading this! :eyes roll up in head: :froths at mouth:
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Comment byBobR on 02/13/2014 17:10:37
Quote by TriSec: FCHP has just called it - we're heading out at noon.
Say, did you all see my late message last night? I incorporated my committee recently, and have now obtained a Federal EIN for banking purposes.
Please contribute early and often, because...I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
(I really need a new campaign slogan...)
Why Tri? Why Not?
Comment byScoopster on 02/13/2014 17:12:05
it's now raining here pretty hard.
Comment bylivingonli on 02/13/2014 17:27:55
Good day, folks. Smithtown already got a foot of snow (much more than forecast). Looking at my driveway covered with snow on top of ice is pushing me towards staying home today.
:syrupy southern accent: I do declare! The temerity of that woman! Wearin' a ball gown to state dinner! How dare she! :fristy heels, mock outrage, vapors, fainting couch:
Comment byMondobubba on 02/13/2014 20:19:23
Quote by TriSec: Hey Kids!!!
It's time for Twisec's Winter Dwiving Twicks!!!
Don't drive a Nissan. They suck!
(I'm in a Subaru, but every car I saw having trouble today was a Nissan.)
Join us again for our next installment right about when hell freezes over. (Which is probably this weekend, anyway.)
This is a classic example of how you causation doesn't equal correlation. Just because every jackenape you saw having a problem was in Nissan doesn't mean that Nissans suck for driving in crap weather. It mean they drivers of said Nissans are crap drivers. :gibbers on about having a deep enough data pool, foams at mouth, dies:
:syrupy southern accent: I do declare! The temerity of that woman! Wearin' a ball gown to state dinner! How dare she! :fristy heels, mock outrage, vapors, fainting couch:
This is getting really pathetic.
I suppose Mrs. Obama should just wear the same outfits from The Help
:syrupy southern accent: I do declare! The temerity of that woman! Wearin' a ball gown to state dinner! How dare she! :fristy heels, mock outrage, vapors, fainting couch:
This is getting really pathetic.
I suppose Mrs. Obama should just wear the same outfits from The Help
Then the fake outrage would about that woman not respecting her position of FLOTUS and demeaning the country etc.
:syrupy southern accent: I do declare! The temerity of that woman! Wearin' a ball gown to state dinner! How dare she! :fristy heels, mock outrage, vapors, fainting couch:
Comment byTriSec on 02/13/2014 20:34:43
ANOTHER walkway shoveled by your Gardencrest Tenant's Association!
<-- Heart attack, dies.
Comment byTriSec on 02/13/2014 20:35:17
Quote by Mondobubba:
This is a classic example of how you causation doesn't equal correlation. Just because every jackenape you saw having a problem was in Nissan doesn't mean that Nissans suck for driving in crap weather. It mean they drivers of said Nissans are crap drivers. :gibbers on about having a deep enough data pool, foams at mouth, dies:
:syrupy southern accent: I do declare! The temerity of that woman! Wearin' a ball gown to state dinner! How dare she! :fristy heels, mock outrage, vapors, fainting couch:
And if you think that's bad, apparently (brace yourselves, gentle readers) at this state dinner... the Obamas... served... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Comment bytrojanrabbit on 02/13/2014 21:07:27
Fuck you WCVB. Seriously, FUCK YOU!
Mrs Rabbit has been waiting ALL DAY to watch Dragnet on MeTV. NOW you decide to switch to snow coverage (since it's been snowing ALL FUCKING DAY) and you put on Ellen. FUCK YOU!
And there's no way in hell I can convince Mrs. Rabbit that the show isn't on. She won't listen.
:syrupy southern accent: I do declare! The temerity of that woman! Wearin' a ball gown to state dinner! How dare she! :fristy heels, mock outrage, vapors, fainting couch:
And if you think that's bad, apparently (brace yourselves, gentle readers) at this state dinner... the Obamas... served... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
What do they expect them to serve at a state dinner? 40s of malt liquor for the Cut Rate and lake trout sandwiches?
Comment byMondobubba on 02/13/2014 21:16:07
BTW Clintster, food linky no work.
Comment byclintster on 02/13/2014 21:17:52
Quote by Mondobubba: BTW Clintster, food linky no work.
I'm a Christian man. I'm married to a woman, I'm a military veteran, etc -- I'm the stereotypical conservative Republican and I applaud this ruling. Why, you ask? Because the conservative position is one of opposition to government interference. We conservatives point to the US Constitution when we demand our 2A rights, our right to worship, our right utilize rules in the Senate to our advantage, etc. But we are guilty as charged by our Democrat-Liberal countrymen when it comes to picking and choosing when our laws should apply. If you're a true conservative, I implore you to support this decision because if the government can tell you who you can marry, then as we always say, there's no telling what else they will say we can't do. Limited government interference with an emphasis on personal responsibilities and choices -- that's conservatism.