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This place is going to the dogs.
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 05/22/2008 12:01:40

Velveeta is up early today. Not an easy task after working late last night and drinking coffee until 9:00pm.

There are several things that most American households have as "ritual" in the morning and Velveeta is no exception:

    Making and pouring a cup of coffee,
    Getting the paper from the stoop (or up the road, in my case).
    Morning prayers and/or meditation.
    And taking the dog for a walk.


If you're not being forced to get up early, regardless of your physical state, to walk your dog(s) in the rain, snow,sleet, hail, fog, hurricane or during the rapture/Armageddon, then you are missing a one of the greatest experiences a human can have!


Last year we got Rosie, our current mutt dog from the pound because our older dog was sad and lonely. We were all still sad over the lose of Max, our 10 year old collie mix that suffered a horrible fate with the tainted food. Here's Rosie:

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q151/velveeta_jones/Pets/aa8dd293.jpg


Rosie came into our home after having been a stray for her entire life, we believe, of approximately 4 years. Her thick husky fur had never seen a brush, she looked at tennis balls and chew toys in disdain and she looked at us, her human owners, with a combination of fear and curious amusement. Thankfully, she loved our older dog and he loved her.

Today, she's the only dog, as Red Bird, passed in November due to Cancer. He was able to live out his final days with all his favorite things and treats, including a nice locally grown, grass fed, cow part in the form of a fillet. Hmmmm. Even I was drooling. The cat was not amused, even though she also got a taste.

Today, she's grown accustom to us and our strange ways. Well, she still barks when we show any affection. I think she might be homophobic! Otherwise, she's a loving and playful dog.

As usual, I've digressed.

Dogs. Great companions and everyone should have one. Sure, they require lots of care and time, and yes, they can be expensive, but what they give back in return is 1000 times worth the other aggravations. Like getting up before the sun and strategically maneuvering icy roads just so your dog can poo. (Don't get me wrong, I love cats as well).

If you decide to get a dog, the place to find the best ones is your local dog shelter (aka Pound). It need not be the one offered by your local government township. Often there are plenty of independent and reputable outfits that offer adoptions. Make sure they have a "no kill" policy.

If you must have a pure bred, find a reputable breeder. This is much harder than looking in your "Yellow Pages" because many breeders out there (but not all, I must stress) are Puppy Mill breeders. But a little patience and research will pay off. Its estimated that 1 in 6 dogs at your local pound are pure breeds. As well, there is a rescue organization(s) for every breed out there.

What are puppy mills and why should I care?

For one, that cute little puppy most likely came from a large-scale, substandard commercial breeding operation, commonly known as a puppy mill. Puppy mills usually house dogs in overcrowded and often unsanitary conditions, without adequate veterinary care, food, water and socialization. The breeding stocks at puppy mills (possibly your new puppy’s mom and dad) are bred as often as possible in order to increase profits. Unlike your lucky puppy, the mom and dad will probably never make it out of the mill.

Harsh Realities
The result? By buying a pet shop puppy, not only are you likely perpetuating and supporting a cruel industry, you—the consumer—run the risk of taking home a sick puppy! Dogs from puppy mills have been reportedly diagnosed with ailments such as respiratory infections and pneumonia, as well as hereditary defects like hip dysplasia. They may also be poorly socialized to people and other animals. Also, your new “purebred” puppy might not really be a purebred. Dogs at puppy mills are often bred indiscriminately, and lineage records are sometimes falsified to misrepresent that the dog is a purebred, when in fact, the animal is a mixed breed. Responsible breeders do not sell their dogs through pet stores.


Even the rich and famous pay for and support the mills. Here is a link to the HSUS video (can't do an embed). Warning! This video has some disturbing images............ of Paris Hilton. Oh, and dogs in mills.

How can you fight the puppy mills? The biggest thing is to is speak out! And don't delay, like I did. I kept meaning to write a letter or do something, anything about the disgusting puppy store that was in our local mall. Deceivingly called: Puppy Luvs. But, with all the political stuff and work, and my laziness, I never got around to it. Oh, I wanted to do some theatrical protest/display outside the store, with lots of stage blood and drama......... but I was always too busy.

Thankfully, I noticed yesterday when I had to go to the horrible Mall (shudder), that the store had closed down!! Yippee! I yelled out loud. Much to the dismay of a woman and her teen daughter who had wanted to go view the puppies, I stood in front and loudly did a "happy dance".

Don't be lazy like me, here's some action you can take:

Inform your state and federal legislators that you are disturbed by the inhumane treatment of dogs in puppy mills, and would like to see legislation passed that ensures that all animals bred to be pets are raised in healthy conditions. You can keep up-to-date about current legislation to ban puppy mills by joining the ASPCA Advocacy Brigade.

One last thing: as long as we turn our eye and ignore these puppy mills the more those beautiful, sweet mixed breeds will die by the needle. And our moral compass points towards "evil" or "apathetic" once again. Once we humans lose our capacity for compassion of those who cannot protect themselves, we become less human. Its a short step to accepting torture of other humans.

For example there is a man who is now cloning dogs for the uber rich. Yes, I'm not kidding. Miss your old dog? Have him/her cloned. I suppose this mad scientist guy doesn't believe in ............. souls! As far as I'm concerned he is just as bad as the guy holding the cattle prod to the political prisoners genitals.

 

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Comment by wickedpam on 05/22/2008 12:26:59
First! Very nice opening Vel - love the puppy pix! Too cute :D



Just a drive by, I'm at home waiting for a shed to be delievered so I can hopefully get it all set up and organized this weekend. I'll drive by when I can!



:hug:'s to all!

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 12:42:23
O.o Hola Room, dunno how much i will be in today.

I figured out my problem yesterday...I was suffering from heat stroke apparently.

Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 12:46:25
Morning, folks... :coffee2:



Trying to reactivate my brain this morning after all the abuse I gave it last night :drinking:

Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 12:47:36
Quote by Random:

O.o Hola Room, dunno how much i will be in today.

I figured out my problem yesterday...I was suffering from heat stroke apparently.


:shocked:



Heat Stroke or Heat Exhaustion?... The former is much more serious than the latter and requires medical attention.

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 12:52:17
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Random:

O.o Hola Room, dunno how much i will be in today.

I figured out my problem yesterday...I was suffering from heat stroke apparently.


:shocked:



Heat Stroke or Heat Exhaustion?... The former is much more serious than the latter and requires medical attention.
Hm...unsure...I'll have to look into that.



Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 12:54:28
Quote by Random:

Quote by BobR:

Quote by Random:

O.o Hola Room, dunno how much i will be in today.

I figured out my problem yesterday...I was suffering from heat stroke apparently.


:shocked:



Heat Stroke or Heat Exhaustion?... The former is much more serious than the latter and requires medical attention.
Hm...unsure...I'll have to look into that.



Reasons not to believe everything my father says. Heat Exhaustion matches the symptoms, so i'll go with that.



Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 13:02:59
Oh Random! I am so sorry. Heat Exhaustion is terrible and can last for days. I had it last year, because I refused to stop working on putting cotoneasters along my bank and refused to drink water - under the hot sun. We don't get as hot up here in the Mtns, but still, it can happen.



You should be suffering from flu like condition. Tired, nausea, headaches, and general body aches. Get in bed and watch AbFab or something equally mindless. And sleep!



:hug:

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 13:05:31
Quote by velveeta jones:

Oh Random! I am so sorry. Heat Exhaustion is terrible and can last for days. I had it last year, because I refused to stop working on putting cotoneasters along my bank and refused to drink water - under the hot sun. We don't get as hot up here in the Mtns, but still, it can happen.



You should be suffering from flu like condition. Tired, nausea, headaches, and general body aches. Get in bed and watch AbFab or something equally mindless. And sleep!



:hug:


Tell that to my parents, who tell me to get to school...

Eh..to be honest i plan on basically heading to a quiet place and napping all day...that is after i go see Indian Jones.



Comment by Shane-O on 05/22/2008 13:06:42
Morning all!

Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 13:19:11
Morning all! Nice post Velveeta. Bit of a side note - my landlord is a former breeder of tibetan terriers and has one left.. here's a pic to give you an idea what the ol' girl looks like:

http://www.canadasguidetodogs.com/customergraphics/tibetanterrier1.jpg


(this looks like a puppy.. also looks recently bathed since these dogs are practically dreadlocked when they're not all dolled up)

Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 13:23:24
Ah, and the Boy Scout will have to chime in.



Heat Stroke is a hurry case; get out of the sun or you're going to die.



* high body temperature

* the absence of sweating, with hot red or flushed dry skin

* rapid pulse

* difficulty breathing

* strange behavior

* hallucinations

* confusion

* agitation

* disorientation

* seizure

* coma





Heat Exhaustion is serious, but quickly treatable.



* Often pale with cool, moist skin

* Sweating profusely

* Muscle cramps or pains

* Feels faint or dizzy

* May complain of headache, weakness, thirst, and nausea

* Core (rectal) temperature elevated—usually more than 100°F—and the pulse rate increased







Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 13:24:40
:prince: New computer parts arrive today!! :banana:

(that is.. if the UPS guy isn't a flake who thinks leaving packages without a signature is a problem)

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 13:33:26
Quote by TriSec:

Ah, and the Boy Scout will have to chime in.



Heat Stroke is a hurry case; get out of the sun or you're going to die.



* high body temperature

* the absence of sweating, with hot red or flushed dry skin

* rapid pulse

* difficulty breathing

* strange behavior

* hallucinations

* confusion

* agitation

* disorientation

* seizure

* coma





Heat Exhaustion is serious, but quickly treatable.



* Often pale with cool, moist skin

* Sweating profusely

* Muscle cramps or pains

* Feels faint or dizzy

* May complain of headache, weakness, thirst, and nausea

* Core (rectal) temperature elevated—usually more than 100°F—and the pulse rate increased







:clap:



Between the Boy Scout troop leader and expert and the ARC disaster specialist we've got all of ya'll covered!



:lol:



Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 13:37:52
Quote by velveeta jones:



:clap:



Between the Boy Scout troop leader and expert and the ARC disaster specialist we've got all of ya'll covered!



:lol:



I think I have the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu...



Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 13:39:30
Oh God! These Florida "my vote must count" people are driving me to drink!!! FUCKERS.



(apologies to Random).



My vote did not count when I lived in FL in 2000. Yes, I'm still pissed about it. But we must move on. The people that did not go to the polls - because they knew their vote would NOT count, would then be disenfranchised if we turned around and changed the rules........... AGAIN.



:rage:

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 13:39:56
:yawn: good morning!



WE are now lounging about the place.



Velveeta... wonderful bloggie this morning Thanks so much. Now I wanna go out and find that elusive canine that is meant to be a part of our family.







Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 13:42:14
whoopsie - you know those LifeLock commericals you hear? Apparently, it doesn't work

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 13:42:42
Quote by BobR:

Quote by velveeta jones:



:clap:



Between the Boy Scout troop leader and expert and the ARC disaster specialist we've got all of ya'll covered!



:lol:



I think I have the rockin' pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu...





Checking my bio-hazard manual.......... nope, you've got what we commonly call:



a HANGOVER.





Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 13:44:09
Random! Please take care of yourself!



And listen to Tri and Velveeta..



WE have a Scout and ARC person AND a MNRN, who is a Nurse! you do not screw around here with your health in this place! :D





Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 13:47:38
Quote by velveeta jones:

Oh God! These Florida "my vote must count" people are driving me to drink!!! FUCKERS.



(apologies to Random).



My vote did not count when I lived in FL in 2000. Yes, I'm still pissed about it. But we must move on. The people that did not go to the polls - because they knew their vote would NOT count, would then be disenfranchised if we turned around and changed the rules........... AGAIN.



:rage:




Florida SUCKS! I'e been born and raised here. Florida sucks. I didn't even vote in the primary...i'm a No Party affiliate, and it was aclosed primary.



Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 13:48:43
Just to kill more bandwidth; another cute picture of Rosie.







http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q151/velveeta_jones/Pets/937e8a7b.jpg


Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 13:52:13
Quote by BobR:

whoopsie - you know those LifeLock commericals you hear? Apparently, it doesn't work


:rofl: Oh that's just too damn funny.. Had a feeling that it was just a matter of time until someone beat this thing.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 13:52:21
I Rosie.







Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 13:52:28
Quote by BobR:

whoopsie - you know those LifeLock commericals you hear? Apparently, it doesn't work


:lol:

I heard about this. Ass. I considered this product, now that I'm a homeowner, but when I investigated, the guy spends way too much ad money on the likes of Hate speech radio (Limbaugh, Hannity, Savage, O'Reilly, etc).



Velveeta does not support business' that advertise only on (or lean more towards) hate.





Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 13:53:30
Quote by Random:



Florida SUCKS! I'e been born and raised here. Florida sucks. I didn't even vote in the primary...i'm a No Party affiliate, and it was aclosed primary.







Oooh, we've debated this at length in the forums...



I too was "unenrolled" until recently, but Massachusetts has an open primary...so I got to vote in ours.





Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 13:55:35
Quote by Scoopster:

Quote by BobR:

whoopsie - you know those LifeLock commericals you hear? Apparently, it doesn't work


:rofl: Oh that's just too damn funny.. Had a feeling that it was just a matter of time until someone beat this thing.




Altho I feel kinda bad for people who bought this system.



Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 13:56:23
Quote by TriSec:

Quote by Random:



Florida SUCKS! I'e been born and raised here. Florida sucks. I didn't even vote in the primary...i'm a No Party affiliate, and it was aclosed primary.







Oooh, we've debated this at length in the forums...



I too was "unenrolled" until recently, but Massachusetts has an open primary...so I got to vote in ours.



well, i registered two years ago, shortly before the Mid-term elections. And at that time i couldn't see a Dem taking stage that i'd get behind, and I didn't like the Republicans. And by the time Elections started happening, i liked Barack, but the election here was made null and void, so i keep my No party affiliate status untill next time.



Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 13:57:21
caller makes a good, and oft forgotten point about the paper trail issue in Florida.

Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 13:57:41
Paul Harvey's another one that constantly advertises that Lifelock thing.



I think he shoulda stuck to BONGS!

Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 14:07:31
I LOATHE Paul Harvey.



I got the 'rest of your story' right here, pal! :modbat:





Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 14:10:42
Good morning everybody.



It's my day off but I got so much to do. I have to head out and drop off my car to find out why the "check engine soon" light keeps coming on. And I also have to go get an EKG at noon and get a haircut. So, I will be in and out (more out) a lot today.



Talk to you all later.

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 14:10:46
ROSIE!!!

She's cuuuuute!!!



"Technically" my vote didn't "count" either, because NONE of the candidates I wanted to vote for were on the ballot. Just sayin. . .

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 14:11:26
Quote by TriSec:

I LOATHE Paul Harvey.



I got the 'rest of your story' right here, pal! :modbat:





:wank:

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 14:13:30
Paul Harvey is still alive?



:thud:



Wow!! I remember my Grandfather listening to him 30 years ago! And he sounded like an old man back then!!! Is he a zombie? (Velveeta is strongly anti-Zombie).





Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:15:23
McCain HEalth Record Dump to happen on Friday.



A few reporters will get to see it, and only take notes.



<_<

Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 14:15:39
Quote by TriSec:

I LOATHE Paul Harvey.



I got the 'rest of your story' right here, pal! :modbat:





I used to LOVE the Paul Harvey stories... :shrug:

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 14:17:21
Paul Begala? Eh.



Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 14:20:34
Quote by velveeta jones:

Paul Harvey is still alive?



:thud:



Wow!! I remember my Grandfather listening to him 30 years ago! And he sounded like an old man back then!!! Is he a zombie? (Velveeta is strongly anti-Zombie).







Here's an interesting fun fact: Despite appearnce Paul Harvey has been dead for nearly a decade, but because of his powers to see into the future he has pre-recorded several segments before his death so they can be played for decades after his passing...And that, is the rest of the story.

Comment by jd_in_ny on 05/22/2008 14:21:49
"get to know the candidates"? bullshit.

my state was taken for granted, so we didn't get wooed out the yin yang like all these other states, and I voted anyway.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:21:57
Oil crossed over 135 a barrel. Is it me or is the price going up MUST faster then ever before?



I mean we knew it would happen, but this fast?

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:23:17
Quote by Random:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Paul Harvey is still alive?



:thud:



Wow!! I remember my Grandfather listening to him 30 years ago! And he sounded like an old man back then!!! Is he a zombie? (Velveeta is strongly anti-Zombie).







Here's an interesting fun fact: Despite appearnce Paul Harvey has been dead for nearly a decade, but because of his powers to see into the future he has pre-recorded several segments before his death so they can be played for decades after his passing...And that, is the rest of the story.




Comment by jd_in_ny on 05/22/2008 14:23:38
I saw $4.07 for regular unleaded this morning. And it does seem to be shooting up fast.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:25:37
Guh... this my vote didn't count meme. I am with Starling and JD. 2 fine examples of the situation...



PEOPLE... ARE YOU GOING T OSCREAM AND YELL THIS MUCH WHEN THEY TRY TO STEAL YOU VOTE IN THE FALL?



Where the HELL were all these people in 2004, 2000? Huh?!?!? :modbat:

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 14:31:06
Quote by Raine:

Oil crossed over 135 a barrel. Is it me or is the price going up MUST faster then ever before?



I mean we knew it would happen, but this fast?




$4.05 at my station this morning. Last night it was $3.99.

:doh:

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:32:37
At this point, I swear it is out and out price gouging -- From the oil companies.







Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 14:33:36
I believe it was AAA that reported a 2 cent increase overnight, but they mentioned that this was the 18th consecutive day of increases.





Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 14:33:49
Mornin' Gang,

Love the post Velveeta, as the proud mother of two doggies (Tulsey and Dylan), I know how much pets mean to their moms (and dads). Today I am sore as heck. I had a minor mishap last night. It was a complete idiotic move on my part - I pulled into my garage and failed to engage the parking brake and must have left the gear in neutral (a result of extreme sleep deprivation, I'm sure), so as I was down closing the gate my car came rolling down my driveway, knocked me over, crossed the street rolled up the driveway across the street, and rolled back into the street. It has been a helluva week My car is pretty banged up (and so am I) - the side mirror on the passenger side was knocked off and there is a new ding in the rear bumper Anyway, I am home taking Aleve and trying to move Sorry I am usually not such a piece of human wreckage and/or a klutz, but there you have it - for my own protection I don't plan to leave the house today :(

Carry on mis amigos! :D

mfaye

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 14:39:14
OMG FAYE!!!



Glad you're alright. Damn runaway cars!





Do you know? That happened to a friend of mine in college. A bunch of us were hanging a "Bottle Drive" sign at the entrance of our campus and she was driving out and stopped to help us...left the car in gear and it immediately went out into the main road.

Starling, who tends to be impulsive, ran after it into the street, jumped in and slammed on the brakes. Phew...that was scary!





Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 14:39:40
Quote by m-hadley:

Mornin' Gang,

Love the post Velveeta, as the proud mother of two doggies (Tulsey and Dylan), I know how much pets mean to their moms (and dads). Today I am sore as heck. I had a minor mishap last night. It was a complete idiotic move on my part - I pulled into my garage and failed to engage the parking brake and must have left the gear in neutral (a result of extreme sleep deprivation, I'm sure), so as I was down closing the gate my car came rolling down my driveway, knocked me over, crossed the street rolled up the driveway across the street, and rolled back into the street. It has been a helluva week My car is pretty banged up (and so am I) - the side mirror on the passenger side was knocked off and there is a new ding in the rear bumper Anyway, I am home taking Aleve and trying to move Sorry I am usually not such a piece of human wreckage and/or a klutz, but there you have it - for my own protection I don't plan to leave the house today :(

Carry on mis amigos! :D

mfaye


oy... :hug:

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:42:45
OMG, FAye! Thank the goddess' that you are alright!







Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 14:49:44
But....is there video of the incident?







Jeebus, heat stroke, sickness, runaway cars, sleep apnea, too much drink....



This blog is in terrific shape, innit? Who's doing the intervention?





Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 14:51:06
No no no....cuz then she'll be that girl that you let win a pool game.

You're not LETTING me win ARE YOU!?!?!

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 14:52:14
Faye! Glad you're okay! Glad its only minor aches. Damn.

Comment by jd_in_ny on 05/22/2008 14:53:10
you know, listening to these clips are just making me feel the hate. that's just not healthy.

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 14:55:25
ROMAN! NO!

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 14:58:05
Me and Mz. Maragaret are getting ready to go on a walkabout.



And :star:ling, if I were the girl in the pool hall who they let win, I would not be pleased.









Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 15:04:20
Quote by Raine:

Me and Mz. Maragaret are getting ready to go on a walkabout.



And :star:ling, if I were the girl in the pool hall who they let win, I would not be pleased.











I wouldn't either. And, neither will Hils if the collective We say "Okay, here ya go...you can have half the votes." :: pat pat pat ::



Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 15:08:39
Quote by TriSec:

But....is there video of the incident?





How about a line drawing? :rofl:

Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 15:17:07
Nope no video, but with Shane-O's help there could be audio ...

Sh*****t, oh Craaaaap, stop (my car listens almost as well as my doggies :). It might go something like this "Stop the car, please stop the car, baby!" ;)

Cheers,

mfaye

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 15:20:05
VJ excellent opening article. We of the Clan Mondo have long advocated the procuring of companion animals from reputable breeders. My parents when they got their new dog, Madison, an adorable mini dachsie, they contacted the local vet for the name of breeders. Madie is happy healthy dog.



On of the merchants we supply credit cards for is a nation chain of pet stores. I have in no uncertain terms that I object to this company. They have to get their dogs from puppy mills. Secondly they charge way too much for their animals. Thirdly I hate having to sell credit protection; yeah thats right property damage protection on a living thing.

Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 15:23:36
Quote by starling310:

OMG FAYE!!!



Glad you're alright. Damn runaway cars!





Do you know? That happened to a friend of mine in college. A bunch of us were hanging a "Bottle Drive" sign at the entrance of our campus and she was driving out and stopped to help us...left the car in gear and it immediately went out into the main road.

Starling, who tends to be impulsive, ran after it into the street, jumped in and slammed on the brakes. Phew...that was scary!





Damn Starling,

I could have used your quick reaction time, me, I was lying on the pavement, somewhat startled to discover that I could still do a backward somersault! :)

Cheers,

mfaye



Comment by Shane-O on 05/22/2008 15:25:21
Quote by m-hadley:

Nope no video, but with Shane-O's help there could be audio ...

Sh*****t, oh Craaaaap, stop (my car listens almost as well as my doggies :). It might go something like this "Stop the car, please stop the car, baby!" ;)

Cheers,

mfaye




Oh Dear!



There is audio that could be recreated - but there is nothing funny about that incident. Well, ok, one - but NOT funny:



I hope your bumps and bruises heal quickly, Faye!

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 15:26:12
Quote by velveeta jones:

Paul Harvey is still alive?



:thud:



Wow!! I remember my Grandfather listening to him 30 years ago! And he sounded like an old man back then!!! Is he a zombie? (Velveeta is strongly anti-Zombie).









VJ do you have your copy Zombie Survival Guide

with you at all times?



Brother Mondo is zombie evasions, survival & destruction expert. Gotta question VJ?

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 15:26:55
JAKE!

:sprint:

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 15:29:09
Did BO say "Golly?"



: steph's mom : Oh dear.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 15:38:14
Star, the Orioles have flown north. :gives elaborate hand signs:

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 15:48:46
Mondo, your Orioles are flying as well!! Finally : hand signs :

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 15:50:39
i'm depressed...



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 16:03:16
Quote by Random:

i'm depressed...







So am I. Deal with it!

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 16:07:56
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

i'm depressed...







So am I. Deal with it!


No, I mean clinically.

Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 16:08:06
Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 16:10:12
Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

i'm depressed...







So am I. Deal with it!


No, I mean clinically.






Yeah, so am I. Time to compare meds. Lexapro. :metal:

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 16:11:42




Scoop, some folks have got way too much time on their hands.

Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 16:17:34
Hillary says she'd understand if people vote for McCain.



No, I don't think you fucking understand at all Hillary. It's because of YOU that they will vote for McCain. YOU are not the one to UNDERSTAND, you are the one to BLAME.

Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 16:38:29


It's a good thing they didn't make it ugly or anything...

Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 16:39:16
Quote by Scoopster:

Hillary says she'd understand if people vote for McCain.



No, I don't think you fucking understand at all Hillary. It's because of YOU that they will vote for McCain. YOU are not the one to UNDERSTAND, you are the one to BLAME.




Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 16:55:47
Quote by Scoopster:

Hillary says she'd understand if people vote for McCain.



No, I don't think you fucking understand at all Hillary. It's because of YOU that they will vote for McCain. YOU are not the one to UNDERSTAND, you are the one to BLAME.




OMG!!! WTF??? She has NO shame, not a iota of concern for her party, her country or her planet if she thinks that McCain is an "okay" choice... what a tool!!! I am spitting nails - this makes me so freakin' angry! :rage: :rage:

Cheers,

mfaye

Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 17:05:44
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

i'm depressed...







So am I. Deal with it!


No, I mean clinically.




Yeah, so am I. Time to compare meds. Lexapro. :metal:




Welcome to the club Me, I'm all goofed up on Effexor XR (ya know, the med the GOP tried to steal the tag line from "Change you deserve!"). Random, I don't mean to make light of your situation. I have suffered from clinical depression most of my adult life and I do believe that ultimately it will be for me a fatal disease, so I know that it is no laughing matter (although laughing does indeed help :D). If you ever need a shoulder to cry on (cyber-speaking) don't hesitate to e-mail me directly ([email protected]). Same goes for you Mondo, you goof-ball, you - I truly appreciate how we all take care of each other in this community - it is a very good place (thanks to Raine & BobR and all those who are responsible for establishing this little place in cyberspace) :hug:

Cheers,

mfaye



Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 17:50:19
I said, "Oh, Wizard, old wise one, I have been on a quest

To dream the impossible dream

Walking down the road one day, doo-dah, doo-dah

And I met these little people

We are the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids, the lollipop kids,

Follow the yellow brick road

Follow, follow, follow

I got tired

POPPIES! POPPIES!

Little old man, I've been through hell!"

He said, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."

I said, "But, wizard, old wise one, I have come so far to find

the truth of life!"

He says, "Hey, son, slow down, relax."

He said, "To tell you the truth, son..."

I said, "Wizard, that's what I've come to find is the truth."

He said, "No, no, no, son, you've got me all wrong. Heh heh.

To tell you the truth, son...uh...how can I tell you this? Uh...

I've been in this field of poppies a long time myself, and I've come

to find, son, that the only truth in life is right here in this

bottle."

I said, "Wizard!"

He said, "No, truly, son. In fact, I'd rather have this bottle in

front of me than A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!"

How profound, Wizard!

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 18:05:24
Okay, methinks TriSec needs a little break! :lol:

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 18:21:36
FAYE!!! Roomie!! :hug: :hug::hug:

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 18:28:40
I'm back from running my multitude of errands.



And now it's time to catch up on the Stephcast.



mfaye, glad you're OK. I would think from something like that you could have ended up in worse shapes. :sending healing vibes: ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~



I'm on Zoloft myself (at least I have a generic), My moods definitely come and go especially since I was out of work. And with what I make, I can't even afford to go back to therapy because the talk time was always helpful.

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/22/2008 18:35:41
Wow. Depression. I used to be on all kinds of anti-depressants starting around age 13 or so! Doctors diagnosed me with all sorts of "disorders".







Then, ya know a funny thing happened. When I stopped drinking - I wasn't having those problems anymore. Turns out........... alcohol and narcotic drugs are depressants! Silly me!!



:lol:



(Not that I'm saying anyone here has that same problem with drugs and alcohol or should not be following the advice of their doctor. Just relating a story that seems quite common in this over-prescribed country).

Comment by MMB on 05/22/2008 18:47:03
Good old antidepressants 300 mgs Zoloft 300 mgs Wellbutrin Depression my best friend since i was 6 im 47 making that my most long lasting relationship. There is always ECT for that grand feeling that just will not leave. Have a nice day.

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 18:48:09
Good afternoon everybody!



John McCain will be on Ellen's show today. Does he know she's :gasps: that way?! Considering Ellen has become so milk toast, I expect she will go all network PC and be kindly to the old coot. Feh.



Did ya'll hear Rachel yesterday? Finally someone says what I've been thinking. And to take it even further, I think Hillary wants McCain to win if Barack is the nominee so she can run again in 2012, when she will really be able to take advantage of the disastrous state of affairs in this country. :Don't fuck with me boys, ack ack.: : Dr. Evil laugh: I'm askeerd.

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 18:54:39
Oh and thanks for the cute doggie pictures Velveeta. Raine hasn't given us any cute pussies lately!

Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 19:07:49
Aaaaaaaaand we have delivery achieved!



Amagad I'm all anxious to get the hell home and break out the tool kit!

Comment by Scoopster on 05/22/2008 19:11:01
Here's your kitty fixx Izzy!



http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-botox-cat.jpg


Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:14:33
I am not clinically depressed.



Yet.



The Primary is still going. :thud:



Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 19:15:25
Quote by velveeta jones:

Okay, methinks TriSec needs a little break! :lol:




It's all good; Sox are up 5-2, top of the fifth. [Apologies to Kent Jones]





http://blog.masslive.com/redsoxmonster/2007/08/medium_wallywerner.JPG




Yes, H.R. Pufnstuf is a Sox Fan! {actually, that's Wally the Green Monster...}

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 19:17:09
And the dealer called. Looks like there are some issues with the engine and transmission. Sounds to me like the old Saturn is on its last legs. I better start skrimping some money away so I can buy even a recent second-hand car to get me around. It would cost me about 2-3 grand to do the work needed to get rid of the problem so it looks like as long as I can still drive the car I can deal with it as is.



Now if only I could have prayers for money.



Now if only we had that Republican emoticon that used to be on the AAP blog.

Comment by BobR on 05/22/2008 19:21:09
wow - now I almost feel guilty that I don't suffer from depression...





must be that ol' liberal guilt.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:24:15
and now we enter siesta tiem at la casa.



Izzy! HERE, a pussy fix!







http://www.jimminyclippers.com/Images/PICT0333.jpg


Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:25:38
Quote by BobR:

wow - now I almost feel guilty that I don't suffer from depression...





must be that ol' liberal guilt.






Yeah, me too.



I have some boughts of nostalgia, some insomnia and the occassional case of drunken crying. :shrug:



Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 19:30:59
Mrs TriSec is reporting cruisers "swarming" all over our apartment building...



We do have known dealers two doors down from us. Maybe it's bust time?



Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:33:36
Quote by TriSec:

Mrs TriSec is reporting cruisers "swarming" all over our apartment building...



We do have known dealers two doors down from us. Maybe it's bust time?





Maybe they've reviewed your Library Withdrawals List. :sprint:

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:35:08
Karl Rove has been subpoenaed!!!





Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:38:54
WOOHOO!!!



Did I just hear that correctly? the House judiciary committee subpeoned Karl?



IS it the frog march one?

Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 19:40:37
WASHINGTON (AP) — The House Judiciary Committee has subpoenaed former White House adviser Karl Rove as part of its inquiry into whether the Bush administration politically meddled at the Justice Department.



Accusations of politics governing decisions at the agency led to the resignation of former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.



The subpoena issued Thursday orders Rove to testify before the House panel on July 10. He is expected to face questions about the White House's role in firing nine U.S. attorneys in 2006 and the prosecution of former Gov. Don Siegelman of Alabama, a Democrat.



House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers had negotiated with Rove's attorneys for more than a year over whether the former top political adviser to President Bush would testify voluntarily.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:41:02
OK, I am hearing some very yoogly things here on the short time I have randi tuned in today.



Is it 5 o'clock somewhere?



Fucking Frank!

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:43:43
Does anyone know what kind of subpeona this was?



One is a slap on the wrist, the other orders the Seargent at arms to cuff a person if they are held in contempt.

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 19:46:30
Yay! Shaved pussy!



Botox kitty scares me. Is his name Jazz?



I think we need to find some anti-depressants, BobR and Star. All the cool kids are doing it. Meet you at the bridge.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:48:48
I am disgusted this afternoon.



I would like for the rest of the superdelegates to CUT THE F*CKING crap, get behind Obama and stop this woman from further tearing part OUR party.



Go away Hillary Clinton. Go away.



Go make your own DLC it's own legitamate political party, please. Please Go away.

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:52:31
Quote by Raine:

Does anyone know what kind of subpeona this was?



One is a slap on the wrist, the other orders the Seargent at arms to cuff a person if they are held in contempt.




This was the initial Subpoena. If he doesn't show, they will have to go to the Justice Dept to intervene. If that doesn't work, he will be held in Inherent Contempt; the Sargent of Arms would go get him at that point.



Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:53:50
So, John McCain; "THE WAR HERO" decided not to show up for the GI Bill vote.



:headshake:

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 19:55:05
I love the smell of a fresh subpeona on a spring day!



Here Raine



West coast lunchtime drinks for all my friends! Be sure to do a rewrite of the Scooter Libby song on your cocktail napkin. Hopefully we'll need it some day!

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:55:58
Quote by IzzyBitz:

Yay! Shaved pussy!



Botox kitty scares me. Is his name Jazz?



I think we need to find some anti-depressants, BobR and Star. All the cool kids are doing it. Meet you at the bridge.
I knew you would appreciate that Izzy.



I am no longer on the anti depressants I am happy to say.



I had a very bad rough patch a few years back, and they helped me get back to balance. That and good diet lifestyle changes adn choices.. I am very fortunate. truly I am.



Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 19:57:10
Aaron Browne was let go for the "young, fresh, hip Anderson Cooper."





Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 19:57:38
Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Leo Durocher

US baseball manager (1906 - 1991)





Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.

Will Rogers

US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)





We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.

Ed Vargo, major league baseball umpire





Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist.

Alvin Dark, former baseball coach







7-3 Boston, bottom of the 6th!







Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 19:58:38
Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

Does anyone know what kind of subpeona this was?



One is a slap on the wrist, the other orders the Seargent at arms to cuff a person if they are held in contempt.




This was the initial Subpoena. If he doesn't show, they will have to go to the Justice Dept to intervene. If that doesn't work, he will be held in Inherent Contempt; the Sargent of Arms would go get him at that point.

That was what I was hoping to hear, INHERENT CONTEMPT...



I guess I understood that some subpeona's when not followed thru on have different results. I could be wrong. BUT I want that man held in Inherent contempt.



Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:01:28
Quote by starling310:

So, John McCain; "THE WAR HERO" decided not to show up for the GI Bill vote.



:headshake:
He has missed more votes in the senate than TIm Johnson... who was in a hospital for how long? Who nearly died?



Unexcusable.



I don't EVER want to hear ANY bitching about ANY of our Presumptive Nominee's votes in the senate. EVER.



Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 20:01:47
Quote by Raine:

I am disgusted this afternoon.



I would like for the rest of the superdelegates to CUT THE F*CKING crap, get behind Obama and stop this woman from further tearing part OUR party.



Go away Hillary Clinton. Go away.



Go make your own DLC it's own legitamate political party, please. Please Go away.




You said it sister.

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 20:05:25
Quote by TriSec:

Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.

Leo Durocher

US baseball manager (1906 - 1991)





Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.

Will Rogers

US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)





We're supposed to be perfect our first day on the job and then show constant improvement.

Ed Vargo, major league baseball umpire





Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist.

Alvin Dark, former baseball coach







7-3 Boston, bottom of the 6th!











The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. . .

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 20:08:05
Random Happy.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:08:53
Tri made me think of one of my all time favourite movies....

And this quote...

Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.




Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 20:11:01
Bull Durham?



Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:11:01
Quote by Random:

Random Happy.
:hug:



Random, I am glad you came over to this little bloggie. make no mistake, we really do care about each other here.



Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 20:11:15
Quote by starling310:

So, John McCain; "THE WAR HERO" decided not to show up for the GI Bill vote.



:headshake:




But Staaaaaar, he's very busy with Ellen and choosing a VP. Why do you hate America?



All kidding aside, this really PISSES ME OFF! I guess he thinks not showing up is better than voting NAY. Asshat.

Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 20:11:38
Have I reminded everyone recently that I'm actually in Field of Dreams?



Crowd scenes at Fenway Park...





Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:12:32
Quote by starling310:

Bull Durham?








Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 20:13:47
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Random:

Random Happy.
:hug:



Random, I am glad you came over to this little bloggie. make no mistake, we really do care about each other here.



O.O EVIL!!!!



*hides behind chair* I know what you're up to!

Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 20:14:07
Quote by IzzyBitz:

Quote by starling310:

So, John McCain; "THE WAR HERO" decided not to show up for the GI Bill vote.



:headshake:




But Staaaaaar, he's very busy with Ellen and choosing a VP. Why do you hate America?



All kidding aside, this really PISSES ME OFF! I guess he thinks not showing up is better than voting NAY. Asshat.






Why do I hate america? That's easy. . . . . . .. the Latte drinkers.



Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:14:24
Quote by TriSec:

Have I reminded everyone recently that I'm actually in Field of Dreams?



Crowd scenes at Fenway Park...



I never knew that!







Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:16:46
Quote by Random:

Quote by Raine:

Quote by Random:

Random Happy.
:hug:



Random, I am glad you came over to this little bloggie. make no mistake, we really do care about each other here.



O.O EVIL!!!!



*hides behind chair* I know what you're up to!
Yeah, you figured me out. I actually like meeting new people and talking and laughing with them... I am evil... Wicked I tell you.



:rofl:



Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 20:16:57
The difference between Haggee and Wright....well, the difference as the Corporate Media sees it and the reason it won't be an issue....is because

A ) Haggee is white. He's not an angry black man wearing a dashiki (sp?) and

B ) He's talking about/blaming minorities like Jews and Gays. He's not "blaming" the innocent, mostly white, middle to upper class people that were in the towers on 9/11.



:rolleyes:





Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 20:18:37
Quote by Raine:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Yay! Shaved pussy!



Botox kitty scares me. Is his name Jazz?



I think we need to find some anti-depressants, BobR and Star. All the cool kids are doing it. Meet you at the bridge.
I knew you would appreciate that Izzy.



I am no longer on the anti depressants I am happy to say.



I had a very bad rough patch a few years back, and they helped me get back to balance. That and good diet lifestyle changes adn choices.. I am very fortunate. truly I am.









Don't forget BobR

Comment by Random on 05/22/2008 20:21:03
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Raine:

Quote by Random:

Random Happy.
:hug:



Random, I am glad you came over to this little bloggie. make no mistake, we really do care about each other here.



O.O EVIL!!!!



*hides behind chair* I know what you're up to!
Yeah, you figured me out. I actually like meeting new people and talking and laughing with them... I am evil... Wicked I tell you.



:rofl:

*narrowed eyes, pointing a bat at you* I know what your doing...I can see the EEEEEEEEVIL!!!



Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/22/2008 20:29:09
Quote by starling310:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Quote by starling310:

So, John McCain; "THE WAR HERO" decided not to show up for the GI Bill vote.



:headshake:




But Staaaaaar, he's very busy with Ellen and choosing a VP. Why do you hate America?



All kidding aside, this really PISSES ME OFF! I guess he thinks not showing up is better than voting NAY. Asshat.






Why do I hate america? That's easy. . . . . . .. the Latte drinkers.









:wipes brow: Thank goodness she didn't say Slurpee drinkers!

Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 20:31:43
Some for Raine (and any other homesick Noo Yawkers):



I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. ~Author Unknown





A mystique of history and heritage surrounds the New York Yankees. It's like the old days revived. We're loved and hated, but always in larger doses than any other team. We're the only team in any sport whose name and uniform and insignia are synonymous with their entire sport all over the world.... the Yankees mean baseball to more people than all the other teams combined. ~Paul Blair, quoted in Washington Post, 22 June 1978





Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. ~Mike Royko, 1981





Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack. ~Adam Morrow, quoted in Bill Simmons, "Letters from the Nation," 20 October 2003

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:32:28
Seems like Ellen did alright today with McCain.



There is video at the link. Below is part of the conversation regarding marriage:





MCCAIN: I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman. And I know that we have a respectful disagreement on that issue.



ELLEN: Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same. (applause) To me what it feels like just, you know, I will speak for myself...it feels when someone says you can have a contract and you'll still have insurance and you'll get all that. It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording.



MCCAIN: Well, I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness.



ELLEN: Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?



(laughter)



MCCAIN: Touché


Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:36:18
Quote by TriSec:

Some for Raine (and any other homesick Noo Yawkers):



I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium. ~Author Unknown





A mystique of history and heritage surrounds the New York Yankees. It's like the old days revived. We're loved and hated, but always in larger doses than any other team. We're the only team in any sport whose name and uniform and insignia are synonymous with their entire sport all over the world.... the Yankees mean baseball to more people than all the other teams combined. ~Paul Blair, quoted in Washington Post, 22 June 1978





Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax. ~Mike Royko, 1981





Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack. ~Adam Morrow, quoted in Bill Simmons, "Letters from the Nation," 20 October 2003


Awesome Tri. Danke.



I know how AMerican it is to hate the Yanks. But I just love them.



I am sad that I won't ever see another game in the old stadium.



BTW, did anyone else hear that someone dies at the Braves/Mets game down here last night? Seems as tho the were sliding down the railings and fell.







Comment by starling310 on 05/22/2008 20:36:44
Quote by Raine:

Seems like Ellen did alright today with McCain.



There is video at the link. Below is part of the conversation regarding marriage:





MCCAIN: I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman. And I know that we have a respectful disagreement on that issue.



ELLEN: Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same. (applause) To me what it feels like just, you know, I will speak for myself...it feels when someone says you can have a contract and you'll still have insurance and you'll get all that. It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording.



MCCAIN: Well, I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness.



ELLEN: Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?



(laughter)



MCCAIN: Touché




:puke:



Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:37:47
Bobber and Maragaret have both given in to big power of the sleep. They are napping.



Our night was so much fun. You can never go wrong listening to an Irish Folk singer.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 20:40:58
Quote by TriSec:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Okay, methinks TriSec needs a little break! :lol:




It's all good; Sox are up 5-2, top of the fifth. [Apologies to Kent Jones]





http://blog.masslive.com/redsoxmonster/2007/08/medium_wallywerner.JPG




Yes, H.R. Pufnstuf is a Sox Fan! {actually, that's Wally the Green Monster...}






I was going to say what is up with HR. Then I scrolled down and saw it was Wally. I guess Southie Sean, the Fatalistic Fan didn't do so well in those focus groups, eh?

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:42:45
Quote by IzzyBitz:

Quote by Raine:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Yay! Shaved pussy!



Botox kitty scares me. Is his name Jazz?



I think we need to find some anti-depressants, BobR and Star. All the cool kids are doing it. Meet you at the bridge.
I knew you would appreciate that Izzy.



I am no longer on the anti depressants I am happy to say.



I had a very bad rough patch a few years back, and they helped me get back to balance. That and good diet lifestyle changes adn choices.. I am very fortunate. truly I am.









Don't forget BobR
You know, I am someone who does believe in a lot of personal responsibilty, but yes.. ( I can say this 'cause he is napping)



HE played a huge part in all of this. When I am with him, I am happy. HE makes me laugh and think and smile.



OK. Enough of the mushy crap.



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 20:43:16
Quote by Raine:

Bobber and Maragaret have both given in to big power of the sleep. They are napping.



Our night was so much fun. You can never go wrong listening to an Irish Folk singer.




Question: Did said singer do the Unicorn song? Did s/he make sure that there was audience participation? If the answer is yes, then you can go wrong with an Irish folk singer.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:47:36
Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

Seems like Ellen did alright today with McCain.



There is video at the link. Below is part of the conversation regarding marriage:





MCCAIN: I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman. And I know that we have a respectful disagreement on that issue.



ELLEN: Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same. (applause) To me what it feels like just, you know, I will speak for myself...it feels when someone says you can have a contract and you'll still have insurance and you'll get all that. It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording.



MCCAIN: Well, I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness.



ELLEN: Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?



(laughter)



MCCAIN: Touché




:puke:

I think McCAin was in Florida again talking to Charlie *the bachelor* Crist... Does anyone see the irony if he picked Charlie?



Please, Don't Don't tell. and DON'T ever get Married.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 20:48:08
Swerving the bus back into the depression ditch for a moment. Exersize helps too. I got back from the gym about half an hour or so ago and I feel fabulous!

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 20:50:57
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Raine:

Bobber and Maragaret have both given in to big power of the sleep. They are napping.



Our night was so much fun. You can never go wrong listening to an Irish Folk singer.




Question: Did said singer do the Unicorn song? Did s/he make sure that there was audience participation? If the answer is yes, then you can go wrong with an Irish folk singer.
OF course he did! he is an IRish Folk singer!



Oh, and I did a variation of the Unicorn part. In my version the horn comes out of the mouth. 2 hands.



This guy is wonderful. You cannot make him bad for me, mondo me darlin'.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 20:51:22
Quote by Raine:

Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

Seems like Ellen did alright today with McCain.



There is video at the link. Below is part of the conversation regarding marriage:





MCCAIN: I just believe in the unique status of marriage between man and woman. And I know that we have a respectful disagreement on that issue.



ELLEN: Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same. (applause) To me what it feels like just, you know, I will speak for myself...it feels when someone says you can have a contract and you'll still have insurance and you'll get all that. It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording.



MCCAIN: Well, I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness.



ELLEN: Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?



(laughter)



MCCAIN: Touché




:puke:

I think McCAin was in Florida again talking to Charlie *the bachelor* Crist... Does anyone see the irony if he picked Charlie?



Please, Don't Don't tell. and DON'T ever get Married.




Hey know don't spreading rumors about my governor! He is : straight faced: happily married to a woman. Damn that hurts. Saying what I just said with a straight face. :wince:

Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 20:53:36
Sorry for the long comment, folks, but this was sent to me by a long-time friend who is one of the strongest feminists I have ever known (and who BTB is an Obama supporter), It is from today's Slate, written by Dahlia Lithwick and I think it is right on. I have felt for some time now that we are heading toward a potentially tragic ending in this primary race and the one who could prevent this tragedy is the one who is bringing it about (I am, of course, referring to Hillary) . Your thoughts and comments on the following are, as always, appreciated.



I don’t think anyone disputes that hideous instances of sexism have been stirred up in this campaign. Nor does anyone dispute that Ms. Clinton is entitled to address it, which she has done very deftly at times. The question is whether she’s entitled to reduce her entire failed campaign to sexism—which has the practical effect of splitting women into those-who-are-angry-about-sexism, and those who what? Think it’s acceptable? There’s one other practical effect that warrants mentioning, and that is that it reduces a complex, brilliant, and talented candidate to a big whomping cliché. My friend Susannah writes: “I find it increasingly unbearable to watch Hillary. It feels like she has become the archetype I find most painful to see in women—a high-maintenance, delusional, and "difficult" woman who feels entitled to do whatever she likes. ... Meanwhile, Obama is forced to tiptoe around essentially just humoring her. There is a pathetic "Yes, dear" quality to the way he is forced to react to her these days.”



This mirrors a sense I’ve had that we might have finally crossed the Hirshman line. Linda Hirshman argued persuasively that all powerful, ambitious women are at some point dismissed as “hysterical” or “insane.” Too true. The problem now is that when Clinton behaves irrationally, we can’t call her out for it because it would be sexist. If we can't call irrational behavior irrational because the character in question is a woman, then it’s a short hop from here to a Tennessee Williams play ...



Cheers,

mfaye



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 20:53:46
oh only four post this time from Freecycle for coupons. One for a cat. The other 40 crap, crap and more crap!

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 20:58:48
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Raine:

Bobber and Maragaret have both given in to big power of the sleep. They are napping.



Our night was so much fun. You can never go wrong listening to an Irish Folk singer.




Question: Did said singer do the Unicorn song? Did s/he make sure that there was audience participation? If the answer is yes, then you can go wrong with an Irish folk singer.
OF course he did! he is an IRish Folk singer!



Oh, and I did a variation of the Unicorn part. In my version the horn comes out of the mouth. 2 hands.



This guy is wonderful. You cannot make him bad for me, mondo me darlin'.






If there is on thing I dislike more than Guiness, it is the Unicorn song. Sorry :shrug:

BTW Mondo has seen many a wonderful Irish folk singer who didn't stoop to crowd pandering that is the Unicorn song. Oh crap! All this discussion of it has created an ear worm! Oh the humanity! The horror! THE HORROR!

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:01:21
WHAT?! you Mean Charlie Christodoulas?



Why sir, I would Nevah slandah sucha fine and good gentleman.



<_<

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 21:08:00
Quote by Raine:

WHAT?! you Mean Charlie Christodoulas?



Why sir, I would Nevah slandah sucha fine and good gentleman.



<_<






speaking of governors, is Sonny Perdue stupid and evil or just stupid?

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:08:31
This mirrors a sense I’ve had that we might have finally crossed the Hirshman line. Linda Hirshman argued persuasively that all powerful, ambitious women are at some point dismissed as “hysterical” or “insane.” Too true. The problem now is that when Clinton behaves irrationally, we can’t call her out for it because it would be sexist. If we can't call irrational behavior irrational because the character in question is a woman, then it’s a short hop from here to a Tennessee Williams play ..




Jes*s Faye, I have not even clicked on the link, but this paragraph... IT nailed down EVERY F*cking thing that I have been feeling for the past few weeks. I just could not put it into words.



Wow. I am going over to read the link.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:13:20
Quote by m-hadley:

Sorry for the long comment, folks, but this was sent to me by a long-time friend who is one of the strongest feminists I have ever known (and who BTB is an Obama supporter), It is from today's Slate, written by Dahlia Lithwick and I think it is right on. I have felt for some time now that we are heading toward a potentially tragic ending in this primary race and the one who could prevent this tragedy is the one who is bringing it about (I am, of course, referring to Hillary) . Your thoughts and comments on the following are, as always, appreciated.



I don’t think anyone disputes that hideous instances of sexism have been stirred up in this campaign. Nor does anyone dispute that Ms. Clinton is entitled to address it, which she has done very deftly at times. The question is whether she’s entitled to reduce her entire failed campaign to sexism—which has the practical effect of splitting women into those-who-are-angry-about-sexism, and those who what? Think it’s acceptable? There’s one other practical effect that warrants mentioning, and that is that it reduces a complex, brilliant, and talented candidate to a big whomping cliché. My friend Susannah writes: “I find it increasingly unbearable to watch Hillary. It feels like she has become the archetype I find most painful to see in women—a high-maintenance, delusional, and "difficult" woman who feels entitled to do whatever she likes. ... Meanwhile, Obama is forced to tiptoe around essentially just humoring her. There is a pathetic "Yes, dear" quality to the way he is forced to react to her these days.”



This mirrors a sense I’ve had that we might have finally crossed the Hirshman line. Linda Hirshman argued persuasively that all powerful, ambitious women are at some point dismissed as “hysterical” or “insane.” Too true. The problem now is that when Clinton behaves irrationally, we can’t call her out for it because it would be sexist. If we can't call irrational behavior irrational because the character in question is a woman, then it’s a short hop from here to a Tennessee Williams play ...



Cheers,

mfaye



Fixed/edited for a direct link to her post.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:14:47
Oh, did I screw that up Faye?



I hope I did not.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:16:02
Your friends link was about LAw and order?



I really think I screwed something up.







Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:27:44
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Raine:

WHAT?! you Mean Charlie Christodoulas?



Why sir, I would Nevah slandah sucha fine and good gentleman.



<_<






speaking of governors, is Sonny Perdue stupid and evil or just stupid?
I am going with Stupid , ignorant and ... intolerant.



And "intolerant" kinda cancels out stupid, SO I am going with Ignorant and intolerant.







Comment by m-hadley on 05/22/2008 21:29:22
Quote by Raine:

Your friends link was about LAw and order?



I really think I screwed something up.









No worries Raine,

The piece was called - Edging Right Up on the Literary Cliche. I hope that this link sends you all there - it is admist a string of posts on a blog.... Thanks for checking it out. I think it is time to queue Steph's line "Blanche, it is time to go." I swear if the Dems lose this one in November it will be on Hillary, and if she thinks she'll ever get elected as president after pulling this stunt, she better think again. I am so pissed off

And I am NOT a violent grrrl - grrrr.

Cheers,

mfaye

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:37:43
Clicking now!



I am sorry Faye.





Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:45:26
Quote by m-hadley:

Quote by Raine:

Your friends link was about LAw and order?



I really think I screwed something up.









No worries Raine,

The piece was called - Edging Right Up on the Literary Cliche. I hope that this link sends you all there - it is admist a string of posts on a blog.... Thanks for checking it out. I think it is time to queue Steph's line "Blanche, it is time to go." I swear if the Dems lose this one in November it will be on Hillary, and if she thinks she'll ever get elected as president after pulling this stunt, she better think again. I am so pissed off

And I am NOT a violent grrrl - grrrr.

Cheers,

mfaye
IT pisses me off that we have a Ralph Nader... if you will pardon the phrase, in our own damn party.



I am pissed too, and it isn't becuase I have decided to support Barack Obama.



What she is doing is totally separate from who I support at this point in time. I remember felling this way about Ralph Nader in '04. I am so damned pissed.







Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 21:46:45
I am back. Did anyone miss me?



I've got the old car back and I know one thing. No more long car trips in that vehicle. DC was pretty much it.



mfaye, you think maybe you can club the troll trio on the SMS blog with that bit of logic. They are still peddling she's leading in the popular vote (and only because Obama had no votes in MI). And besides voting for and supporting the war, that whole Kyl-Lieberman deal has put her on my shitlist.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 21:52:24
I have been called hysterical and insane... But I have never decided to use my defense against a person by saying that they are sexist.



It is like using the 'Godwin' argument.



Hillary and all her wonderful feminist supporters should know that. You don't EVER win a debate by going Godwin, EVER.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 22:35:31
See? Godwin shuts down EVERYTHING!!! :rofl:

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 22:53:28
Quote by Raine:

See? Godwin shuts down EVERYTHING!!! :rofl:


Godwin kills blogs dead.



I was flipping through my TV and I passed one of the religious channels running John Hagee's program. I had to quickly hit the channel up button.

Comment by TriSec on 05/22/2008 22:59:10
Why, Rick and Dick Hoyt just ran down my street!



Apparently, it's "their" race...there's a note on their website about the Team Hoyt 5k starting at the VFW down the street from me.





Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 23:24:49
Quote by TriSec:

Why, Rick and Dick Hoyt just ran down my street!



Apparently, it's "their" race...there's a note on their website about the Team Hoyt 5k starting at the VFW down the street from me.









COOL! Team Hoyt rocks! :metal:

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 23:25:21
Rachel is again calling for the superdelegates to endorse Obama en masse to stop Hillary since the Hillary camp will accept nothing less than 100% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida and she will drag it to a convention floor fight.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 23:26:52
Obama, NOT MOMMA, to replace Ted Kennedy at Wesleyan Commencement Ceremony.



Pretty sweet Shadow to be in tho, Momma...



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 23:28:44
Quote by TriSec:

Why, Rick and Dick Hoyt just ran down my street!



Apparently, it's "their" race...there's a note on their website about the Team Hoyt 5k starting at the VFW down the street from me.









COOL! Team Hoyt rocks! :metal:

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 23:29:52
Quote by livingonli:

Rachel is again calling for the superdelegates to endorse Obama en masse to stop Hillary since the Hillary camp will accept nothing less than 100% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida and she will drag it to a convention floor fight.
Where the HELL are Pelosi and Reid at this point?



:grumble:



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 23:30:24
Raine, hast thou seen "I'm Not There?" It is pretty freakin' strange.

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 23:40:51
They are running the Lifelock ad on my local station running Family Guy. :rofl:

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 23:43:03
ihave not yet, but I am eagerly looking forward to seeing it, Todd Solondz is known for his bizarre movies, and I must tell you...



I love his films. THIS one, however, being about Dylan, with his stamp of approval, I am fairly certain I will love when I do see it, besides,



Look at the cast.... I love the concept, I just have not seen it yet.

Comment by Raine on 05/22/2008 23:44:24
OMG, Dinner is smelling amazing...

Comment by livingonli on 05/22/2008 23:47:15
Quote by Raine:

OMG, Dinner is smelling amazing...


What you got tonight?

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 23:48:21
Well we are diggin' it. Muchly. The many Dylan concept is very interesting.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 23:49:23
Quote by Raine:

OMG, Dinner is smelling amazing...






And dinner is...

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/22/2008 23:51:00
Cat Blancette is rocking as Dylan. :metal:

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 00:06:10
David Cross as Alan Ginsburg! :rofl:

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 00:14:02
The blog is getting a little slow with re-loading.

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/23/2008 00:18:31
I hear Cate Blanchett is in the new Indiana Jones movie.



She was very good in the Dylan movie though.



Have you seen Purgatory House, Mondo? I think it might be up your movie alley.

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/23/2008 00:25:18
Quote by livingonli:

Rachel is again calling for the superdelegates to endorse Obama en masse to stop Hillary since the Hillary camp will accept nothing less than 100% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida and she will drag it to a convention floor fight.




Rachel also politely corrected the republican lady when she started rattling off talking points. Nice.

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 00:27:54
US War resister loses bid to stay in Canada.



Thank you Prime Minister Harpo for burying your nose so deep in Bush's butt.



What happened to the Canada that welcomed the Vietnam War Resisters? :rage:

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 00:28:50
Quote by IzzyBitz:

I hear Cate Blanchett is in the new Indiana Jones movie.



She was very good in the Dylan movie though.



Have you seen Purgatory House, Mondo? I think it might be up your movie alley.






You gotta problem with Indy, Izzy? Cate plays some KGB agent from the look of it.



Purgatory House? Never heard of it.

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 00:34:45
Was just about to post this. Sounds like KO is gonna mention it:



The St. Paul Saints have outdone themselves.



This Sunday's promotion is a giveaway of 2,500 "bobble foot" dolls, featuring a seated figure in a bathroom stall.



You might make the obvious association with Larry Craig, but ...



The baseball team says the promotion, which coincides with National Tap Dance Day, is "in tribute to all their toe-tapping friends and fans from around the nation who may ever have set foot in Minneapolis-St. Paul… even for just a change of planes. The one-of-a-kind collector’s item depicts a restroom stall and a bobble foot peaking out from underneath."



The team says they don't mind if you make the obvious connection instead of buying this tap dancing folly. Which is good, since it is now my life's mission to get the disgraced former senator to sign one of these.



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 00:37:04
Quote by velveeta jones:

Was just about to post this. Sounds like KO is gonna mention it:



The St. Paul Saints have outdone themselves.



This Sunday's promotion is a giveaway of 2,500 "bobble foot" dolls, featuring a seated figure in a bathroom stall.



You might make the obvious association with Larry Craig, but ...



The baseball team says the promotion, which coincides with National Tap Dance Day, is "in tribute to all their toe-tapping friends and fans from around the nation who may ever have set foot in Minneapolis-St. Paul… even for just a change of planes. The one-of-a-kind collector’s item depicts a restroom stall and a bobble foot peaking out from underneath."



The team says they don't mind if you make the obvious connection instead of buying this tap dancing folly. Which is good, since it is now my life's mission to get the disgraced former senator to sign one of these.







:rofl: And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 00:39:19
Quote by velveeta jones:

Was just about to post this. Sounds like KO is gonna mention it:



The St. Paul Saints have outdone themselves.



This Sunday's promotion is a giveaway of 2,500 "bobble foot" dolls, featuring a seated figure in a bathroom stall.



You might make the obvious association with Larry Craig, but ...



The baseball team says the promotion, which coincides with National Tap Dance Day, is "in tribute to all their toe-tapping friends and fans from around the nation who may ever have set foot in Minneapolis-St. Paul… even for just a change of planes. The one-of-a-kind collector’s item depicts a restroom stall and a bobble foot peaking out from underneath."



The team says they don't mind if you make the obvious connection instead of buying this tap dancing folly. Which is good, since it is now my life's mission to get the disgraced former senator to sign one of these.



It made tonight's Oddball segment. You must be psychic, VJ.

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/23/2008 00:48:46
Baby Jesus forgot to give me the action movie gene, Mondo. Apparently he was busy tap dancing in the bathroom.



I like Cate, but it seemed like odd casting, although she will bring people to the theatre.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 00:49:44
Great jew-fro wig on Christian Bale!

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 00:59:54
Tonight's worst persons.



3. Comcast Cable for firing Barry Nolan for criticizing Bill-O getting a New England Emmy Award.

2. General Patreaus-For his involvement in getting officials to shill for the Bush Administration to say how great the war is going.

1. Oliver North-who doesn't realize that those being under torture in Gitmo could make-up alleged terror plots as well as his "allegations" that prisoners in Gitmo were making up the allegations of Koran desecrations. I guess Ollie is OK with that whole torture thing.



Can we please bring up that he apparently was very aware that the Contras were involved in smuggling cocaine as one of the many activities of this group who were the "moral equivalent" of our founding fathers? :pray:

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:00:30
*curls up in corner, napping.*

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 01:07:06
Quote by IzzyBitz:

Baby Jesus forgot to give me the action movie gene, Mondo. Apparently he was busy tap dancing in the bathroom.



I like Cate, but it seemed like odd casting, although she will bring people to the theatre.






The scene an office in London or LA.

The cast:



A casting director

George Lucas, Producer

Steven Spielburg, a Director

Cate Blanchett, an Actor





CD: Cate we are so thrilled you could come meet with us!

GL: (murmering) Yes very much happy you are here.

SS: I love your body of work.

CB: Thank you all.

SS: Cate we asked you here to see if you are interested in a roll in my next film.

CB: Is it a deep well crafted character study that will show my range as an actor?

GL: Ummmmm nooooooo. (Eyes Steve and Casting Director)

CD: (looking at floor muttering) It is the role of the villian in the new Indiana Jones film.

CB: Villian? Indian Jones?

GL: Cate we feel you would be perfect!

SS: George and I have given this a lot of thought, Cate. You are our list.

CB: How perfect?

(CD leaves the room)

SS & GL: This much Cate!

(CD comes back in room pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bags with dollars signs on them)

CB: (eyes widen) Great, when does principle filming start!







AND SCENE


Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:10:16
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Baby Jesus forgot to give me the action movie gene, Mondo. Apparently he was busy tap dancing in the bathroom.



I like Cate, but it seemed like odd casting, although she will bring people to the theatre.






The scene an office in London or LA.

The cast:



A casting director

George Lucas, Producer

Steven Spielburg, a Director

Cate Blanchett, an Actor





CD: Cate we are so thrilled you could come meet with us!

GL: (murmering) Yes very much happy you are here.

SS: I love your body of work.

CB: Thank you all.

SS: Cate we asked you here to see if you are interested in a roll in my next film.

CB: Is it a deep well crafted character study that will show my range as an actor?

GL: Ummmmm nooooooo. (Eyes Steve and Casting Director)

CD: (looking at floor muttering) It is the role of the villian in the new Indiana Jones film.

CB: Villian? Indian Jones?

GL: Cate we feel you would be perfect!

SS: George and I have given this a lot of thought, Cate. You are our list.

CB: How perfect?

(CD leaves the room)

SS & GL: This much Cate!

(CD comes back in room pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bags with dollars signs on them)

CB: (eyes widen) Great, when does principle filming start!







AND SCENE


Hey...I saw that movie today.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 01:14:39
Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Baby Jesus forgot to give me the action movie gene, Mondo. Apparently he was busy tap dancing in the bathroom.



I like Cate, but it seemed like odd casting, although she will bring people to the theatre.






The scene an office in London or LA.

The cast:



A casting director

George Lucas, Producer

Steven Spielburg, a Director

Cate Blanchett, an Actor





CD: Cate we are so thrilled you could come meet with us!

GL: (murmering) Yes very much happy you are here.

SS: I love your body of work.

CB: Thank you all.

SS: Cate we asked you here to see if you are interested in a roll in my next film.

CB: Is it a deep well crafted character study that will show my range as an actor?

GL: Ummmmm nooooooo. (Eyes Steve and Casting Director)

CD: (looking at floor muttering) It is the role of the villian in the new Indiana Jones film.

CB: Villian? Indian Jones?

GL: Cate we feel you would be perfect!

SS: George and I have given this a lot of thought, Cate. You are our list.

CB: How perfect?

(CD leaves the room)

SS & GL: This much Cate!

(CD comes back in room pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bags with dollars signs on them)

CB: (eyes widen) Great, when does principle filming start!







AND SCENE


Hey...I saw that movie today.




And? No spoilers please! If you can make it a haikuit would be great. It is the preferred poetic form for movie reviews on the blog.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:21:22
Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Baby Jesus forgot to give me the action movie gene, Mondo. Apparently he was busy tap dancing in the bathroom.



I like Cate, but it seemed like odd casting, although she will bring people to the theatre.






The scene an office in London or LA.

The cast:



A casting director

George Lucas, Producer

Steven Spielburg, a Director

Cate Blanchett, an Actor





CD: Cate we are so thrilled you could come meet with us!

GL: (murmering) Yes very much happy you are here.

SS: I love your body of work.

CB: Thank you all.

SS: Cate we asked you here to see if you are interested in a roll in my next film.

CB: Is it a deep well crafted character study that will show my range as an actor?

GL: Ummmmm nooooooo. (Eyes Steve and Casting Director)

CD: (looking at floor muttering) It is the role of the villian in the new Indiana Jones film.

CB: Villian? Indian Jones?

GL: Cate we feel you would be perfect!

SS: George and I have given this a lot of thought, Cate. You are our list.

CB: How perfect?

(CD leaves the room)

SS & GL: This much Cate!

(CD comes back in room pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bags with dollars signs on them)

CB: (eyes widen) Great, when does principle filming start!







AND SCENE


Hey...I saw that movie today.


I'll try...

*clears throat*



A good summer flick

way better than temple of doom

even though that's not hard.




thank you *bows*

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:21:30
How the hell did i not only click the wrong post to quote, but end up post TWICE!

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 01:26:36
Quote by Random:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by IzzyBitz:

Baby Jesus forgot to give me the action movie gene, Mondo. Apparently he was busy tap dancing in the bathroom.



I like Cate, but it seemed like odd casting, although she will bring people to the theatre.






The scene an office in London or LA.

The cast:



A casting director

George Lucas, Producer

Steven Spielburg, a Director

Cate Blanchett, an Actor





CD: Cate we are so thrilled you could come meet with us!

GL: (murmering) Yes very much happy you are here.

SS: I love your body of work.

CB: Thank you all.

SS: Cate we asked you here to see if you are interested in a roll in my next film.

CB: Is it a deep well crafted character study that will show my range as an actor?

GL: Ummmmm nooooooo. (Eyes Steve and Casting Director)

CD: (looking at floor muttering) It is the role of the villian in the new Indiana Jones film.

CB: Villian? Indian Jones?

GL: Cate we feel you would be perfect!

SS: George and I have given this a lot of thought, Cate. You are our list.

CB: How perfect?

(CD leaves the room)

SS & GL: This much Cate!

(CD comes back in room pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bags with dollars signs on them)

CB: (eyes widen) Great, when does principle filming start!







AND SCENE


Hey...I saw that movie today.


I'll try...

*clears throat*



A good summer flick

way better than temple of doom

even though that's not hard.




thank you *bows*




Well done! Well done! :clap:

Comment by TriSec on 05/23/2008 01:26:42
Evening, folks.



If you watch closely, you'll see me visibly decline....



Mrs. TriSec's sick has evidently taken hold. I'm relaxing with a purely medicinal single-malt, then I think I shall retire.



:thud:





Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 01:28:08
Quote by TriSec:

Evening, folks.



If you watch closely, you'll see me visibly decline....



Mrs. TriSec's sick has evidently taken hold. I'm relaxing with a purely medicinal single-malt, then I think I shall retire.



:thud:









medicinal right mmmmhmmmmm

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 01:29:04
Poor Tri. Hope you feel better.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:33:35
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

I'll try...

*clears throat*



A good summer flick

way better than temple of doom

even though that's not hard.




thank you *bows*




Well done! Well done! :clap:


Not to hate on Temple, but Raiders and Last crusade were better in my opinion. Kingdom is fun, and plenty of homages to the previous films. Though...it lacks that...grit that i see in the other films.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 01:37:02
Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

I'll try...

*clears throat*



A good summer flick

way better than temple of doom

even though that's not hard.




thank you *bows*




Well done! Well done! :clap:


Not to hate on Temple, but Raiders and Last crusade were better in my opinion. Kingdom is fun, and plenty of homages to the previous films. Though...it lacks that...grit that i see in the other films.






Random, hate away! Temple of Doom blows goats for nickel and gives change.

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 01:39:48
As you can tell, Mondo is our subtle movie critic. :D

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:41:14
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

I'll try...

*clears throat*



A good summer flick

way better than temple of doom

even though that's not hard.




thank you *bows*




Well done! Well done! :clap:


Not to hate on Temple, but Raiders and Last crusade were better in my opinion. Kingdom is fun, and plenty of homages to the previous films. Though...it lacks that...grit that i see in the other films.






Random, hate away! Temple of Doom blows goats for nickel and gives change.
I do like short round. dun hate me...he's funny, Mister Jones.

Cate is good in Kingdom, along with Shia.

Ford does a good job as Jones(of course).

Plenty of send up to our dear favs of Brody and Henry Jones Sr. (mostly Brody).

(And i wish i knew her name...love intrest from Raiders.)

Definate recomanded for summer viewing.

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 01:42:31
Huh? They made a sequel to Indiana Jones?



Velveeta is seriously behind the times. I'm still planning on going to see that cute Mark Hamill in that movie called: Star Wars! Have ya'll heard of that one?



(Not kidding).

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:42:54
Quote by livingonli:

As you can tell, Mondo is our subtle movie critic. :D


hm...I'd like to square off against Mondo. I may not have seen all them fancy new fangled talkies...but i know a fair amount.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:45:28
Quote by velveeta jones:

Huh? They made a sequel to Indiana Jones?



Velveeta is seriously behind the times. I'm still planning on going to see that cute Mark Hamill in that movie called: Star Wars! Have ya'll heard of that one?



(Not kidding).


...That might be funny if Star wars hadn't been first, and had a sequal before the first Indy movie. O.o

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 01:47:27
Velveeta might also need one of those movie nights like the one we were planning for Mgm.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 01:49:57
VJ, you made comments about zombies earlier today. I did respond. People don't understand the zombie situation. You've got your compound together? Remember go up the staircase and destroy it.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 01:55:29
Random Challenges Mondo!

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:02:14
Quote by Random:

Random Challenges Mondo!






To?

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:03:10
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Random Challenges Mondo!


To?


Uh...Crap...he called me out...*hides*

Comment by IzzyBitz on 05/23/2008 02:12:43
Money does talk, Mondo. I think you're right. Wonder if she got a back end point as well.



I thought Shia was a girl until I saw Disturbia. To that point I had only heard the name. It's a man, baby!

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:24:47
Quote by IzzyBitz:

Money does talk, Mondo. I think you're right. Wonder if she got a back end point as well.



I thought Shia was a girl until I saw Disturbia. To that point I had only heard the name. It's a man, baby!


Disturbia sucks.

that aside, Cate has about as deep a character as most villians in films. She's a scientist who wants to gain knowledge.

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 02:29:19
Quote by Random:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Huh? They made a sequel to Indiana Jones?



Velveeta is seriously behind the times. I'm still planning on going to see that cute Mark Hamill in that movie called: Star Wars! Have ya'll heard of that one?



(Not kidding).


...That might be funny if Star wars hadn't been first, and had a sequal before the first Indy movie. O.o


Star Wars has a squel? :o



:D I actually worked with Mark - and he was quite impressed that I didn't "assault him" with overdone SW references!



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:30:48
Ahhh Reno 911

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 02:32:12
Quote by Mondobubba:

VJ, you made comments about zombies earlier today. I did respond. People don't understand the zombie situation. You've got your compound together? Remember go up the staircase and destroy it.


Mondo! I am armed and loaded and ready for any and all Z. attacks! :shudder: I just know they'll get me one night. But I'll fight to the death.



How's Raine and her friend doing. I read earlier that there are Zombies roaming around her area and trying to get into people's homes!



Raine! Watch out .................... behind you!!!!



:P



Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:33:09
Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by Random:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Huh? They made a sequel to Indiana Jones?



Velveeta is seriously behind the times. I'm still planning on going to see that cute Mark Hamill in that movie called: Star Wars! Have ya'll heard of that one?



(Not kidding).


...That might be funny if Star wars hadn't been first, and had a sequal before the first Indy movie. O.o


Star Wars has a squel? :o



:D I actually worked with Mark - and he was quite impressed that I didn't "assault him" with overdone SW references!



Have i mentioned i don't really like Mark Hamil.



Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 02:36:24
Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by Random:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Huh? They made a sequel to Indiana Jones?



Velveeta is seriously behind the times. I'm still planning on going to see that cute Mark Hamill in that movie called: Star Wars! Have ya'll heard of that one?



(Not kidding).


...That might be funny if Star wars hadn't been first, and had a sequal before the first Indy movie. O.o


Star Wars has a squel? :o



:D I actually worked with Mark - and he was quite impressed that I didn't "assault him" with overdone SW references!



I wonder what would have happened if you brought up his work in animation playing cartoon villains in shows like Batman: The Animated Series where he played the Joker or in the 90's Spider-Man cartoon where he played the Hobgoblin.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:37:35
Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by Mondobubba:

VJ, you made comments about zombies earlier today. I did respond. People don't understand the zombie situation. You've got your compound together? Remember go up the staircase and destroy it.


Mondo! I am armed and loaded and ready for any and all Z. attacks! :shudder: I just know they'll get me one night. But I'll fight to the death.



How's Raine and her friend doing. I read earlier that there are Zombies roaming around her area and trying to get into people's homes!



Raine! Watch out .................... behind you!!!!



:P







I know. You have the dogs, they will alert you. You keep the machete in bedroom on for you and one for Auntie Azelea?

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 02:38:17
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Random Challenges Mondo!






To?


EW!! Boy fight Boy Fight!!



:gets popcorn bucket:

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 02:39:22
Mike Malloy is playing the wonderful world of John Hagee when he yells that people should go to work. I guess he forgot that whole message Jesus talked about helping the poor and junk like that. :rolleyes2:

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:40:11
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack



1. Organize before they rise!



2. They feel no fear, why should you?



3. Use your head: cut off theirs.



4. Blades don’t need reloading.



5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.



6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.



7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.



8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!



9. No place is safe, only safer.



10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:42:21
I have but one thing to say at the moment. Jim Dangle :rofl:

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:43:09
Quote by Mondobubba:

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack



1. Organize before they rise!



2. They feel no fear, why should you?



3. Use your head: cut off theirs.



4. Blades don’t need reloading.



5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.



6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.



7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.



8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!



9. No place is safe, only safer.



10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


you forgot the one thing i ever learned from the Resident Evil games (note that GAMES not the movies...i'll make that clear again GAMES not the movies).

11. You are only safe when the scary music stops.



Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 02:43:34
Machete! Check.

Dogs and vicious cat. Check.

Thick door. Check. (No breaking this one down)

Flammable liquid and lighter. Check.

Hidden keys in always finely tuned car. Check.

Ability to run faster. Double check.



:D



Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:45:08
Quote by velveeta jones:

Machete! Check.

Dogs and vicious cat. Check.

Thick door. Check. (No breaking this one down)

Flammable liquid and lighter. Check.

Hidden keys in always finely tuned car. Check.

Ability to run faster. Double check.



:D





Zombies can't run. Everybody knows that.

Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 02:46:26
Night all. PCrap is running so slow............ that it may have become..............



Zombified! : drama sting :

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:46:30
*hides in corner*

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:46:33
Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack



1. Organize before they rise!



2. They feel no fear, why should you?



3. Use your head: cut off theirs.



4. Blades don’t need reloading.



5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.



6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.



7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.



8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!



9. No place is safe, only safer.



10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


you forgot the one thing i ever learned from the Resident Evil games (note that GAMES not the movies...i'll make that clear again GAMES not the movies).

11. You are only safe when the scary music stops.







Heretical fast moving movie zombies.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:48:31
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack



1. Organize before they rise!



2. They feel no fear, why should you?



3. Use your head: cut off theirs.



4. Blades don’t need reloading.



5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.



6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.



7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.



8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!



9. No place is safe, only safer.



10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


you forgot the one thing i ever learned from the Resident Evil games (note that GAMES not the movies...i'll make that clear again GAMES not the movies).

11. You are only safe when the scary music stops.







Heretical fast moving movie zombies.
Here it is i make a video game reference and some how we get onto movie zombies.



Comment by velveeta jones on 05/23/2008 02:48:43
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Machete! Check.

Dogs and vicious cat. Check.

Thick door. Check. (No breaking this one down)

Flammable liquid and lighter. Check.

Hidden keys in always finely tuned car. Check.

Ability to run faster. Double check.



:D





Zombies can't run. Everybody knows that.


28 Days Later.





Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:52:44
Quote by velveeta jones:

Night all. PCrap is running so slow............ that it may have become..............



Zombified! : drama sting :




Might need to get that machete out!

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 02:55:12
Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Machete! Check.

Dogs and vicious cat. Check.

Thick door. Check. (No breaking this one down)

Flammable liquid and lighter. Check.

Hidden keys in always finely tuned car. Check.

Ability to run faster. Double check.



:D





Zombies can't run. Everybody knows that.


28 Days Later.





There are only 4 movies that are Zombie movies...and those of course are the ones done by George Romaro



Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 02:55:19
And even more insidious are the Marvel Zombies.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:57:45
Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 02:59:16
Quote by Random:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Machete! Check.

Dogs and vicious cat. Check.

Thick door. Check. (No breaking this one down)

Flammable liquid and lighter. Check.

Hidden keys in always finely tuned car. Check.

Ability to run faster. Double check.



:D





Zombies can't run. Everybody knows that.


28 Days Later.





There are only 4 movies that are Zombie movies...and those of course are the ones done by George Romaro





That man knows his zombies.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 03:01:17
Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack



1. Organize before they rise!



2. They feel no fear, why should you?



3. Use your head: cut off theirs.



4. Blades don’t need reloading.



5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.



6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.



7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.



8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!



9. No place is safe, only safer.



10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


you forgot the one thing i ever learned from the Resident Evil games (note that GAMES not the movies...i'll make that clear again GAMES not the movies).

11. You are only safe when the scary music stops.







Heretical fast moving movie zombies.
Here it is i make a video game reference and some how we get onto movie zombies.





Oh my bad! Sorry.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 03:02:38
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by Random:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by velveeta jones:

Machete! Check.

Dogs and vicious cat. Check.

Thick door. Check. (No breaking this one down)

Flammable liquid and lighter. Check.

Hidden keys in always finely tuned car. Check.

Ability to run faster. Double check.



:D





Zombies can't run. Everybody knows that.


28 Days Later.





There are only 4 movies that are Zombie movies...and those of course are the ones done by George Romero





That man knows his zombies.
Romero is the god of the Zombies. I liked Land of Dead, and gonna go see Diary of the Dead...

Of course...Shaun of the Dead is great.



Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 03:03:58
Quote by Mondobubba:



Oh my bad! Sorry.


I am a GAMER. so...yeah.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 03:25:41
...Mondo leave?

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 03:27:53
He may have went to bed.



I'm listening to Mike Malloy and watching Family Guy and I just flipped buy to catch the end of the Detroit-Celtics game where the Celtics lost in Boston.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 03:32:56
Ah...Random Sad...me no get to enlighten about the T-Virus.

Comment by Mondobubba on 05/23/2008 03:35:09
Mondo is going to go to bed now.

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 03:35:21
There's always tomorrow.

Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 03:36:13
Sweet dreams to Mondo.

Comment by Random on 05/23/2008 03:37:31
But Random forget things....And...will ahve no internet most of the day...



Comment by livingonli on 05/23/2008 03:46:50
I probably spend more time on the internet than I should.

Comment by Scoopster on 05/23/2008 12:52:23
Bloggie is still in bed!!