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Fox News Corrects a Fake Rev.
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 02/05/2017 16:53:31

Was Jesus a refugee? Certainly NOT!

Besides being a white, blue-eyed Christian, Jesus was never forced to leave one land for another. I don't know where "Rev" Al Sharpton got his Reverend degree from, but it's obviously fake.

As you may have heard, Rev. Al tweeted this:
Before you head to church today, remember to thank God for his son Jesus a refugee who fled to Egypt.


And thank the baby white Jesus that we have Fox and Friends correcting him with Steve Doocy telling the world, "Well that's not exactly accurate." Indeed! Rev. Al Sharpton go back to bible school!

Meanwhile, we'll all be rooting for the Patriots to win the Sugar Bowl or Super Series or whatever it's called, right? Not only because they are called "Patriots" but because the man guy, a mister Tom Brady, is a Trump supporter! Rah, Rah! The Falcons meanwhile come from Atlanta which is "falling apart" and "crime infested" according to our MAGA leader. Why would we want to root for a team that contributes to the decline of America?

Go Patriots!

Oh, wait, Atlanta is in the beautiful South.....

I wonder who Jesus would root for?
 

2 comments (Latest Comment: 02/05/2017 21:00:23 by BobR)
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Comment by TriSec on 02/05/2017 17:55:13
Well, I think I may have to concede geography to Atlanta.

Although it is a bright overcast day here in New England, and just about 40 degrees, pretty nice for February.

Just remember that they were called the Patriots long before it became trendy to name things after the Patriots.



Comment by BobR on 02/05/2017 21:00:23
It's funny how many people are supporting the Falcons simply because Brady and Bellicose support tRump. We'll take 'em, but there are a lot of other good reasons to support the Falcons.

I guess I missed the FOX "News" bit with Steve Douchey exhibiting his theological bone fides...