Are you worried about World War 3 aka Trump International Biggest War Ever? I'm here to let you calm your fears.
We will bomb the heck out of North Korea and they won't know what hit them.
They won't even know what hit them, and when they do, it'll be too late. This will happen during a golf outing on a beautiful, gorgeous, golf course with the most spectacular and huge rolling hills that you've ever seen. Just amazing.
The point is, President Trump will hit them with nukes - big powerful nukes - and the little man-child President of North Korea will be doomed before he can find the button for his pathetic and small missiles that always fail.
Speaking of failures, has anyone seen Melissa McCarthy's portrayal of Sean Spicer on Saturday Night Live? So sad. In fact, SNL has been so lame ever since Trump was elected. Last night Alec Baldwin even went so far as to call our beloved Jared Kushner a "twink". We don't know what that means, and I'm sure the President doesn't either. But he'll look it up. Probably has something to do with him being so sweet.
I don't know why people make fun of that sweet, sweet man just because he's so smart and rich. He can and will solve all our international problems. He's a TWINK with a plan!