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Author: Raine    Date: 04/24/2017 13:09:16

The AP released the Full transcript of an interview with 45. It is, well, Interesting.

Who am I kidding? It's ridiculously insane! For example:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-IIciGXkAE8Zb7.jpg


And this:
AP: If I could fit a couple of more topics. Jeff Sessions, your attorney general, is taking a tougher line suddenly on Julian Assange, saying that arresting him is a priority. You were supportive of what WikiLeaks was doing during the campaign with the release of the Clinton emails. Do you think that arresting Assange is a priority for the United States?

TRUMP: When Wikileaks came out ... never heard of Wikileaks, never heard of it. When Wikileaks came out, all I was just saying is, "Well, look at all this information here, this is pretty good stuff." You know, they tried to hack the Republican, the RNC, but we had good defenses. They didn't have defenses, which is pretty bad management. But we had good defenses, they tried to hack both of them. They weren't able to get through to Republicans. No, I found it very interesting when I read this stuff and I said, "Wow." It was just a figure of speech. I said, "Well, look at this. It's good reading."

AP: But that didn't mean that you supported what Assange is doing?

TRUMP: No, I don't support or unsupport. It was just information. They shouldn't have allowed it to get out. If they had the proper defensive devices on their internet, you know, equipment, they wouldn't even allow the FBI. How about this — they get hacked, and the FBI goes to see them, and they won't let the FBI see their server. But do you understand, nobody ever writes it. Why wouldn't (former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John) Podesta and Hillary Clinton allow the FBI to see the server? They brought in another company that I hear is Ukrainian-based.

AP: CrowdStrike?

TRUMP: That's what I heard. I heard it's owned by a very rich Ukrainian, that's what I heard.
But they brought in another company to investigate the server. Why didn't they allow the FBI in to investigate the server? I mean, there is so many things that nobody writes about. It's incredible.

AP: Can I just ask you, though — do you believe it is a priority for the United States, or it should be a priority, to arrest Julian Assange?

TRUMP: I am not involved in that decision, but if Jeff Sessions wants to do it, it's OK with me. I didn't know about that decision, but if they want to do it, it's OK with me.
Crowdstrike is an American company


Whoopie and happy Monday!

and

Raine


 
 
 

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Comment by wickedpam on 04/24/2017 13:32:22
Morning



Comment by Scoopster on 04/24/2017 13:33:36
Mornin' errybody!

UNINTELLIGIBLE!!!
UNINTELLIGIBLE!!!
UNINTELLIGIBLE!!!

Comment by TriSec on 04/24/2017 13:37:06
Greetings, Comrades!

Just leaving this here for a minute.

1.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2.A few clowns short of a circus.

3.An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

4.The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

5.All foam, no beer.

6.Has an IQ of 2 but... it takes 3 to grunt.

7.Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

8.Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

9.As smart as bait.

10.Chimney's clogged.

11.Sharp as a bag of wet mice.

12.Her sewing machine's out of thread.

13.His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

14.If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

15.Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

16.Receiver is off the hook.

17.Skylight leaks a little.

18.Too much yardage between the goal posts.

19.In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.

20.He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

21.His elevator doesn't stop at every floor.

22.He's not wrapped too tight.

23.He's a few beers short of a six pack.

24.The lights are on but nobody's home.

25.She's a few French fries short of a happy meal.

26.He's a few singers short of a barbershop quartet.

27.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

28.Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

29.A room temperature IQ.

30.Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

31.A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

32.A prime candidate for natural deselection.

33.Bright as Alaska in December.

34.During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

35.Fell out of the family tree.

36.Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

37.Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

38.He's so dense, light bends around him.

39.If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

40.If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

41.It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.

42.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

43.Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".

Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 13:41:09
AP: Do you feel that one of the things with cable is there's such real-time reaction with everything you say?

TRUMP: Yeah.

AP: Can you separate that sometimes from that actual decision?

TRUMP: The one thing —

AP: That you have to do —

TRUMP: OK. The one thing I've learned to do that I never thought I had the ability to do. I don't watch CNN anymore.

AP: You just said you did.

TRUMP: No. No, I, if I'm passing it, what did I just say (inaudible)?

AP: You just said —

TRUMP: Where? Where?

AP: Two minutes ago.

TRUMP: No, they treat me so badly. No, I just said that. No, I, what'd I say, I stopped watching them. But I don't watch CNN anymore. I don't watch MSNBC. I don't watch it. Now I heard yesterday that MSNBC, you know, they tell me what's going on.


Comment by BobR on 04/24/2017 13:42:20
He's a mentally-muddled old man shaking his tiny orange fist at a cloud

Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 13:42:45
Quote by TriSec:
Greetings, Comrades!

Just leaving this here for a minute.

1.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2.A few clowns short of a circus.

3.An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

4.The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

5.All foam, no beer.

6.Has an IQ of 2 but... it takes 3 to grunt.

7.Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

8.Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

9.As smart as bait.

10.Chimney's clogged.

11.Sharp as a bag of wet mice.

12.Her sewing machine's out of thread.

13.His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

14.If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

15.Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

16.Receiver is off the hook.

17.Skylight leaks a little.

18.Too much yardage between the goal posts.

19.In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.

20.He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

21.His elevator doesn't stop at every floor.

22.He's not wrapped too tight.

23.He's a few beers short of a six pack.

24.The lights are on but nobody's home.

25.She's a few French fries short of a happy meal.

26.He's a few singers short of a barbershop quartet.

27.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

28.Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

29.A room temperature IQ.

30.Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

31.A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

32.A prime candidate for natural deselection.

33.Bright as Alaska in December.

34.During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

35.Fell out of the family tree.

36.Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

37.Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

38.He's so dense, light bends around him.

39.If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

40.If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

41.It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.

42.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

43.Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".


Perfection!


Comment by velveeta jones on 04/24/2017 13:47:27
Well, it's good to know the President isn't involved in having people arrested for possible espionage.... Golfer-in-chief.



Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 13:51:01
Quote by TriSec:
Greetings, Comrades!

Just leaving this here for a minute.

1.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

2.A few clowns short of a circus.

3.An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

4.The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

5.All foam, no beer.

6.Has an IQ of 2 but... it takes 3 to grunt.

7.Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

8.Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

9.As smart as bait.

10.Chimney's clogged.

11.Sharp as a bag of wet mice.

12.Her sewing machine's out of thread.

13.His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

14.If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

15.Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

16.Receiver is off the hook.

17.Skylight leaks a little.

18.Too much yardage between the goal posts.

19.In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.

20.He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

21.His elevator doesn't stop at every floor.

22.He's not wrapped too tight.

23.He's a few beers short of a six pack.

24.The lights are on but nobody's home.

25.She's a few French fries short of a happy meal.

26.He's a few singers short of a barbershop quartet.

27.Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

28.Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

29.A room temperature IQ.

30.Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

31.A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.

32.A prime candidate for natural deselection.

33.Bright as Alaska in December.

34.During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

35.Fell out of the family tree.

36.Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

37.Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

38.He's so dense, light bends around him.

39.If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

40.If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

41.It's hard to believe that he beat 100,000 other sperm.

42.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

43.Takes him 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".



Number 1 and number 27 are the same but otherwise, spot on.

Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 13:51:54
Quote by velveeta jones:
Well, it's good to know the President isn't involved in having people arrested for possible espionage.... Golfer-in-chief.



But, Vel, it's okay when he golfs, he's doing business!

Comment by wickedpam on 04/24/2017 13:52:26
Seriously, he makes my eye is twitch....

Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 13:56:09
The source for my comment on Cheetolini's excuse for all the golf.

While Trump spends hours at his own golf courses, aides rarely reveal whom he's playing with or even confirm that he's playing at all. Before he was president himself, Trump often criticized President Obama's time on the links — though he recently told a group of lawmakers that's only because Obama didn't use the time to cut deals.

"I always said about President Obama, it's great to play golf. But play with heads of countries," Trump said. "Don't play with your friends that you play with every week."


Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 14:14:25
Trolling Level:

OUT OF THIS WORLD!







Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 14:17:40
Quote by Raine:
Trolling Level:

OUT OF THIS WORLD!







Science!

Comment by Will in Chicago on 04/24/2017 14:22:28
Good morning, bloggers!

I hope that all is well with everyone here.

Today marks Yom HaShoah, the day that Jews around the world remember the Shoah, the tragic historic events known as the Holocaust. Last night, I attended a program that discussed the life of composer Percy Haid and his wife Sonia as well as played his music and that of other composers. Percy and Sonia Haid met and fell in love in Dachau of all places. If love can blossom in that Hell on Earth, then there is hope for humanity. (the stories I heard, including some from one of their sons, moved me deeply. No mother should have to rise from a nightmare fearing that her children were taken from her.) Yet we must be on guard against all forms of hatred and bigotry. Sadly, some old hatreds are rising again. If we do not stand up for compassion, tolerance, and acceptance, who will? If we only look out for the concerns of our own groups, what are we? And if not now, when?
We must love our neighbors as ourselves.

Anti-Semitic incidents have reached levels unseen in recent years, Anti-Defamation League report says.



Comment by Will in Chicago on 04/24/2017 14:23:39
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
Trolling Level:

OUT OF THIS WORLD!







Science!


I doubt Trump had the wit to see that he was trolled. This may set a new high mark in the human history of trolling, figuratively and literally.


Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 14:32:53



Comment by Scoopster on 04/24/2017 15:24:23
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.

Comment by BobR on 04/24/2017 15:25:33
Quote by Raine:


He prefers showering in it. Maybe that's why he's orange


Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 15:27:08
Quote by Scoopster:
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.

I'm With you.

I was worried about this from the start-- he worked on the transition team.

Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 15:31:02
Quote by Scoopster:
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.


This is from February. Has he done anything since?

Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 15:40:06
I was listening to the NPR mosheen on the way to work this morning like ya do. According to Cheetolini, he has had the most successful 100 days of any president, ever.

















Yeah, cling to that Donnie.

Comment by Scoopster on 04/24/2017 16:51:12
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.

This is from February. Has he done anything since?

Oh what the hell that's not the link I wanted.

Here this is the right one.

Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 17:14:20
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.

This is from February. Has he done anything since?

Oh what the hell that's not the link I wanted.

Here this is the right one.



That makes a lot more sense.

Comment by Scoopster on 04/24/2017 17:49:12
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.

This is from February. Has he done anything since?

Oh what the hell that's not the link I wanted.

Here this is the right one.

That makes a lot more sense.

I'm just glad it wasn't a booking link for one of our clients.

Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 18:18:14
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Welp.. I was on record as giving Sen. Burr a chance.

He fucking blew it.

This is from February. Has he done anything since?

Oh what the hell that's not the link I wanted.

Here this is the right one.

That makes a lot more sense.

I'm just glad it wasn't a booking link for one of our clients.



That would have been awkward.

Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 19:20:36
Comment by Scoopster on 04/24/2017 19:30:50

Am I right in thinking that this has NEVER happened before, or at least not since the Senate reached 100 members?

Also, there wouldn't be a need for such a drastic all-hands-on-deck briefing if TRUMP HADN'T GONE & PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE ASIA-PACIFIC RIM FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

Comment by wickedpam on 04/24/2017 19:34:18
Quote by Scoopster:

Am I right in thinking that this has NEVER happened before, or at least not since the Senate reached 100 members?

Also, there wouldn't be a need for such a drastic all-hands-on-deck briefing if TRUMP HADN'T GONE & PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE ASIA-PACIFIC RIM FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!



It's a power play move used by asshole managers in like the '80's, its meant to intimate.

Comment by Scoopster on 04/24/2017 19:38:35
Interesting.. Marine Le Pen just resigned her membership in Le Front Nationale

Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 19:52:36
Quote by wickedpam:
Quote by Scoopster:

Am I right in thinking that this has NEVER happened before, or at least not since the Senate reached 100 members?

Also, there wouldn't be a need for such a drastic all-hands-on-deck briefing if TRUMP HADN'T GONE & PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE ASIA-PACIFIC RIM FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!



It's a power play move used by asshole managers in like the '80's, its meant to intimate.

I hope MAla is right -- I'd rather have a power play.

and No -- I don;t think this has ever happened.

I am afraid they are setting up the ability to ask for permission to go to war.





Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 19:53:19
Quote by Scoopster:
Interesting.. Marine Le Pen just resigned her membership in Le Front Nationale

Perhaps she is trying to distance herself?

Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 20:09:49
The more I hear and read about this...





Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 20:10:25
HE kissed his wife twice, and never thanked him for his service.



Comment by wickedpam on 04/24/2017 20:21:34
Quote by Raine:
Quote by wickedpam:
Quote by Scoopster:

Am I right in thinking that this has NEVER happened before, or at least not since the Senate reached 100 members?

Also, there wouldn't be a need for such a drastic all-hands-on-deck briefing if TRUMP HADN'T GONE & PISSED OFF THE ENTIRE ASIA-PACIFIC RIM FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!



It's a power play move used by asshole managers in like the '80's, its meant to intimate.

I hope MAla is right -- I'd rather have a power play.

and No -- I don;t think this has ever happened.

I am afraid they are setting up the ability to ask for permission to go to war.





Well, there is that too. I'm not sure anything would surprise me with this idiot.


Comment by Mondobubba on 04/24/2017 20:22:11
Quote by Raine:
The more I hear and read about this...






I honestly think he has no clue what the Purple Heart is given for.

Comment by Raine on 04/24/2017 21:12:40

This is too over the top.

The goverment is openly advertising for a private estate owned by that $%.