Oh, It’s On Bitch Author: AuntAzaleaDate:09/07/2008 12:44:39
Sarah Palin, you betta watch your motherfuckin’ rug rat poppin’ ass- it’s on now. I am the pit-bull and I don’t need no fuckin’ lipstick. With my eyes blindfolded, the gold hoops off my ears, and my jimmy choo knockoffs exchanged for good steel-toed boots, I could beat your ass down - woman to woman.
For those of you who don’t know me, I grew up and lived most of my adult life in government projects in Harlem; we were not on welfare, my parents would have rather starved then accept any help, but we probably should have been. My mother’s improperly treated mental illness forced me to be in the position of cook, housecleaner and caretaker by the age 9. For daily survival, I relied on the free public school lunches at PS 125 to be able to eat. And for after school we might be lucky enough to have a few community outreach programs available - for me Dance Theatre of Harlem - that created and inspired hope and the possibility of a decent future.
So, when I heard Sarah Palin’s speech I physically got chest pains - having already been angered by the earlier speech of Rudy Giuliani and his poisonous mocking of community organizers, I found myself in the uncomfortable position of wanting to punch somebody -really badly. But then I started thinking about who would be a better vice president; this “Hockey Mom” or, a struggling single mother that the Republican’s smugly refer to as a “Welfare Mom”. So here we go:
First, what is a Hockey Mom? No really, growing up in the projects I have never seen a hockey rink, and I don’t think I am alone here. We considered ourselves lucky if we had a net on the rim of the basketball hoop that was drilled into the hard asphalt pavement and surrounded by chain link fence; we didn’t even dare to dream of a hockey rink!
How is this Hockey Governor Mom different then a “Welfare Mom” – let’s see… 5 kids with questionable dads and at least one unexpected grandkid on the way, perhaps one or more with “special needs” – OK maybe here they are similar, but that is where the similarities end.
This Hockey Governor Mom has a fancy house and a chef. Well, she had a chef. Apparently she fired the chef! Believe me, no “Welfare Mom” would fire a chef were she lucky enough to be provided one! What mother with any sense, would fire a chef whose whole point is to free up her time in order for her to better do her job? Instead Gov. Palin’s bright idea was to fire the chef and cook for her own kids on a Governors salary? I assume she also had the conveniences of a nanny, maid and gardener, not to mention full family health & prescription benefits, use of a car (with a driver) and paid vacation. For this she is nominated to run for Vice President for a party that thinks women are either whores or sainted mothers, nothing in between.
While our Welfare Mom probably lives in a rat infested rental and does not make enough money to cover food, much less lipstick. Her Health Care consists of visits to the emergency room, which is manned with overtired, stretched to breaking point doctors and nurses. She suffers the highest infant death rate in the industrialized world along with the highest rates of HIV, heart disease, cancer, diabetes and other stress related diseases. She seemingly lacks a good education, has no opportunities for advancement and is often treated by people like Sarah Palin as a drug addicted ‘Ho who can’t stop popping out babies.
What qualifications are needed to be VP? Our Hockey Mom seems to have the following experiences in Transportation, Healthcare, Education, Art and Culture, and Finances:
Organizing car pool and snacks
Out shouting other hockey Moms at the games
Banning books at the local library
Beauty Queen bitchiness.
Mayor of a small town, which she left in debt, even after she raised taxes.
Summarizing the qualifications of our Welfare Mom to be VP: Financial Stretching the rice and beans and Twinkies budget to keep everyone fed and clothed through the month. Keep water, lights, and gas turned on; even if it means using “barter” method which could in turn, lead to another mouth to feed. Even hocking everything from the vacuum cleaner to the 1985 vintage TV, knowing you aren’t going to have the money in 90 days to get them back. But the kids come first – kids are our future and its “country first” after all.
Education PHD in hard knocks. - keeps each child going to public school every day with the hope that their future will be touched by the promise of change.
Health Staying up nights in the bathroom creating steam trying to avoid another trip to the emergency room for the little one’s third asthma attack because you still are paying the bill down from the last two trips.
Homeland Security Keeping your kids alive until age 18, away from drugs and alcohol and gangs and violence. Budgeting for the annual bullet-riddled window replacements (cardboard until the landlord finally gives in to your constant lobbying efforts to create a livable environment).
Art & Culture Fighting to get your children enrolled in YWCA, Boys & Girls Clubs, or any community program that can offer that promise of change. Improving yourself and investing in your children’s future by making use each week of the little local library. Despite its’ bleak offerings of any new or profound literature – it remains the last bastion of after school safety and where dreams of a possible future are born.
International Diplomacy and the Global War on Terrorism First of all knowing there are no white hats or black hats only a sharp shade of grey that needs to be nuanced and negotiated everyday. Being able to walk down the street in peace because you know who are the street cops that haven’t been swallowed by the street. Knowing that even though Mrs. Steele’s youngest son is wishing you a good morning sweetly, he is probably the one who stole money out of your purse to chase his addiction to “foreign oil”, and though the old woman rolling around on the ground in a cardboard box with matted hair actually does deserve that dollar you just gave her because she finally lost her mind from advanced AIDS. Subtle diplomacy.
So who is really better able to serve as Vice President, the Hockey/Governor Mom, with her hateful, nasty belittling of the heart of American culture –community organizers (isn’t George Washington one of our first community organizers. I hear Harriet Tubman wasn’t too bad either), or, a so called “Welfare Mom”, a woman with a deep understanding of heart wrenching life disappointments coupled with the determination of a mother lioness willing to fight for not only her embattled family but to stand together with others to better her community.
Well, thanks to Aunt A for guest blogging today. She obviously had some things to get off her chest.
And such a dirty little mouth!! I'm SHOCKED!
:p
Comment byTriSec on 09/07/2008 13:40:36
isn’t George Washington one of our first community organizers. I hear Harriet Tubman wasn’t too bad either
Gee, I wonder if the Republicans have heard of Paul Revere or the Sons of Liberty?
Comment byRandom on 09/07/2008 13:51:41
Quote by TriSec:
isn’t George Washington one of our first community organizers. I hear Harriet Tubman wasn’t too bad either
Gee, I wonder if the Republicans have heard of Paul Revere or the Sons of Liberty?
Didn't Paul Revere only go a few miles?
Comment byvelveeta jones on 09/07/2008 13:56:16
Hey if Shane-O check in: ya know what we need badly? Stephanie's "To-o--o-dd"
I keep hearing it whenever anyone mentions this hockey mom!!
Comment byTriSec on 09/07/2008 13:57:46
18 miles from Charlestown to Concord.
On horseback.
On muddy springtime dirt roads.
While evading hostile British Army patrols.
And he did it in 6 hours. (in time so the Minutemen would be waiting on the green at dawn.)
Don't mess with me, Random.
Comment byRandom on 09/07/2008 14:00:04
Quote by TriSec:
18 miles from Charlestown to Concord.
On horseback.
On muddy springtime dirt roads.
While evading hostile British Army patrols.
And he did it in 6 hours. (in time so the Minutemen would be waiting on the green at dawn.)
Don't mess with me, Random.
But more people than Revere went out, and others went further. So Revere hardly deserves all the praise.
Comment byRandom on 09/07/2008 14:04:12
As well Revere went to Lexington, not Concord.
Israel Bissell went from Watertown, Ma. to Philedelphia.
Comment byRandom on 09/07/2008 14:10:23
And of course Sybil Ludington, 16, rode 40 miles from 9 P.M. till Dawn.
Comment byTriSec on 09/07/2008 14:17:09
Revere rode to Lexington Green specifically to warn Hancock and Adams, then he headed for Concord to continue the alarm. He was picked up by a British Patrol at what is now the gates of Hanscom Field (Bedford, MA), but was able to escape and continued on foot.
Others may have rode further, but Paul was the "focal point" in the Sons of Liberty...he knew everyone along the route and where they lived, so he was able to alert the most persons to the crisis.
(And as an interesting aside...the armory at Williamburg, VA was taken by the British on the morning of April 20, before news of the previous days' action at Lexington reached them. But for a quirk of timing, the "shot heard 'round the world" would have been in Virginia.)
Minuteman National Battlefield is my "home" park...it's four miles from here. :peace:
Revere rode to Lexington Green specifically to warn Hancock and Adams, then he headed for Concord to continue the alarm. He was picked up by a British Patrol at what is now the gates of Hanscom Field (Bedford, MA), but was able to escape and continued on foot.
Others may have rode further, but Paul was the "focal point" in the Sons of Liberty...he knew everyone along the route and where they lived, so he was able to alert the most persons to the crisis.
(And as an interesting aside...the armory at Williamburg, VA was taken by the British on the morning of April 20, before news of the previous days' action at Lexington reached them. But for a quirk of timing, the "shot heard 'round the world" would have been in Virginia.)
Minuteman National Battlefield is my "home" park...it's four miles from here. :peace:
Right...He's only the "focal" point is because of Longfellows poem, not because he was the best, or did the most. He became big because of "pop-culture" of the time.
Comment bytrojanrabbit on 09/07/2008 14:22:45
Of course I'd vote Welfare Mom over "Hockey Mom" - though Sarah strikes me as something much worse than that. I envision a Hockey Mom as someone in the northern more liberal states like MA and MI. Palin's more of a redneck mom.
Not much left here this morning to suggest Hanna was even here - except for some remnants of wind, the table & chairs outside are dry. Stuck the umbrella back up and am taking in some "fresh" air.
Wife is badgering me to take her to Patriot Place for some shopping today, which is rather insane as there's a Pats/KC game at 1PM - though I'd REALLY like to know how they handle all the tailgaters arriving while having to keep parking spots and roads open for the shoppers.
Great blog there, Aunt Azalea. You really should blog more often. You and Velveeta make a great team. I do hope you two will be able to get to the next blog meet-up.
Comment byRaine on 09/07/2008 15:29:53
Oh Snap! Aunt Azalea!
Hell yes. Give me one of our "Welfare Moms" ANYDAY over this vapid empty skirt.
Comment byBobR on 09/07/2008 15:33:29
Beautiful!
:clap:
... and I'll go along with Trojan on this: she gives hockey moms a bad name.
Comment byMNRN on 09/07/2008 16:02:42
well ladies and gents....she does give hockey moms a bad name.
While there are many like her here in the great Northstar state, there are others who just happen to haul the boys and girls to hockey and do have a mind, manners and executive experience. I am lucky enough to have a girl who doesn't want to play hockey so that's one MN thang I don't hafta do. Cause I am kinda busy taking care of other peoples sick kids who don't have health care.
What I dislike most about her (besides everything else) is she has singlehandedly taken the "mommy wars" to a new level. Why do we have to waste energy on this shit? There is so much else to be done on the planet, and women's attention has been diverted into a debate on who is mas mommy.
Divide, scare and bludgeon. Its how hunters trap prey too, you know?
Love all y'alls.
Comment byRaine on 09/07/2008 16:12:43
Amen MNRN.
It's is the very thing that I had hope we wouldn't have to do again... Culture Wars... Mommy Hockey Version.
The community organizer thing REALLY get's me steamed, LEt me add one thing to Aunt Azalea's post... Community Organizing? Hands down... Try figuring out how to take care of Children --- your own and others -- while working 2,3,4 jobs along with you neighbors... Remember...
IT DOES take a village.
Comment bym-hadley on 09/07/2008 16:14:03
Excellent post Aunti Azalea!
Here a link to a group that caught my radical militant librarian's eye this morning - Librarians Against Palin
It explains in detail the situation that librarian, Mary Ellen Baker, found herself in when the mayor of wasilla threatened to fire her for not removing certain books that the mayor found objectionable.
"If there is a bedrock principle underlying the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable.”—Supreme Court Justice William J. Brennan, Jr., Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397 (1989)
Have a great day and thanks again for your enlightening post ! :D
Cheers,
mfaye & :dance:
Comment byRaine on 09/07/2008 17:09:36
And...
MAtt Ryan's FIRST pass in an NFL game on his FIRST play in the Game results in a touchdown for Atlanta!!!
:party:
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 17:11:56
Wow! Ass kicking polemics! Well done Auntie A. Sarah Palin reminds me of the well groomed, mini-van driving football/soccer/gymnastics/etc moms I see in these parts. They have all their oddly named children listed on the back of the Caravan and what sport/ activity they are currently doing. If not that there is the decal of mom, dad, and x number of children and pet in the family. There might be a slightly faded W 04 sticker in the window. Pretty often there is the choose life licenses plate (yes Florida has a tag supporting the antt-abortion opinion). I would hazard a guess that these proud "stay at home moms" live on the other side of the San Jose Blvd from me. Closer to the river. Where the house are much bigger. Since they don't need to work, I'm sure these moms have help. Because when you have young 3 kids you you need me time with with your fellow stay at home moms. You you need to be able to have lunch with the "girls" so you can talk about how you identify with Sarah Palin and how hard it is to raise kids.
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 17:14:26
Annnnnd the evil Titans are winning over the Jags.
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 17:16:24
Blog RMS show watching party tomorrow night???
Comment bytrojanrabbit on 09/07/2008 17:21:07
Annnnnd the Pats season may be over. Down goes Brady
Not that I'm watching, just listening to the radio outside while surfing. For some reason I have no desire to watch local sports this year. At all.
Comment byvelveeta jones on 09/07/2008 17:27:01
Quote by Mondobubba:
Blog RMS show watching party tomorrow night???
Doesn't her show start on Tuesday the 9th? I hope so, I am working up a "cold" or some other ailment to leave work early.
:p
Seriously, I need a DVR!!!
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 17:28:49
:rofl: What is the point of an Escalade hybrid? It gets 12 mpg city and 18 mpg highway. Ohhhh Ahhhhhhh
Comment byvelveeta jones on 09/07/2008 17:29:05
Football? People it's still baseball season. Football is for peasants.
:ducks incoming beer bottles:
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 17:29:43
Quote by velveeta jones:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Blog RMS show watching party tomorrow night???
Doesn't her show start on Tuesday the 9th? I hope so, I am working up a "cold" or some other ailment to leave work early.
:p
Seriously, I need a DVR!!!
According to the Facebooks, tomorrow. I got an alert.
Comment byMNRN on 09/07/2008 17:38:34
of course its tomorrow night, cuz I am on EVENINGS..............gahhhhhh...
MB, I try not to hate to hard on the types of moms you describe. Many of them live here near the healing waters of Lake Mtka. Just by virtue of living here, I get lumped in with them. But now there are more like me than there are of them, so we are about to turn my district blue, ya know?
I did not intend to inflitrate and upset the apple cart when I moved here, but uh, since its working...I will stay.
DH wants us to move to Michelle Batshits district so we can kick her ass out, but the skools suck there so fugget aboutit.
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 17:41:57
Two notes: Has everyone joined the Rachel Maddow TV show fan page on Facebook yet?
And, Does it matter that Favre's on the Jets when they are playing the Dolphins in Week 1?
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 17:56:38
Quote by MNRN:
of course its tomorrow night, cuz I am on EVENINGS..............gahhhhhh...
MB, I try not to hate to hard on the types of moms you describe. Many of them live here near the healing waters of Lake Mtka. Just by virtue of living here, I get lumped in with them. But now there are more like me than there are of them, so we are about to turn my district blue, ya know?
I did not intend to inflitrate and upset the apple cart when I moved here, but uh, since its working...I will stay.
DH wants us to move to Michelle Batshits district so we can kick her ass out, but the skools suck there so fugget aboutit.
I should take on a more Margaret Mead participant/observer tone. It is very hard to sympathize with them since they have spouses earning large incomes that give them the choice to stay home in "the traditional role of wife and mother" because they are living privileged lives.
Oh around here they aren't voting for Obama.
Comment bytrojanrabbit on 09/07/2008 17:57:04
Quote by livingonli:
Two notes: Has everyone joined the Rachel Maddow TV show fan page on Facebook yet?
And, Does it matter that Favre's on the Jets when they are playing the Dolphins in Week 1?
You mean the Rachel fan page? Or the 1st TV show event page?
cuz I'm on the former but not the latter, yet. Don't understand what an "event" is. Is that gonna be like a chat room??
Comment byvelveeta jones on 09/07/2008 18:02:30
Thanks everyone! Velveeta will be back next week- I think I have calmed down now!
Comment byvelveeta jones on 09/07/2008 18:04:12
Oops- I am AuntAzalea - wrong sign in.- sorry
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 18:20:22
Quote by trojanrabbit:
Quote by livingonli:
Two notes: Has everyone joined the Rachel Maddow TV show fan page on Facebook yet?
And, Does it matter that Favre's on the Jets when they are playing the Dolphins in Week 1?
You mean the Rachel fan page? Or the 1st TV show event page?
cuz I'm on the former but not the latter, yet. Don't understand what an "event" is. Is that gonna be like a chat room??
There is a Rachel Maddow TV show fan page which is separate from the Rachel Maddow fans group. I know the fans group sent out the invites. I guess they want an idea of how many people will be watching it tomorrow.
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 18:23:54
Actually I see you did join that group.
Comment bytrojanrabbit on 09/07/2008 18:32:24
Quote by livingonli:
Actually I see you did join that group.
It gets confusing, there's the Maddow fan site (joined a few days ago), a TV show site (just joined) and the event (yeah, might as well do that too, though chances are I won't be watching live)
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 18:35:18
Rachel Maddow is taking over Facebook. :lol:
Not like that's a bad thing of course.
Comment byMMB on 09/07/2008 18:35:34
I would like to know why people seem to HATE people that are making it in life and everything that succesful people have done seems to cause hatred on the blog. It leads one to beleive that this blog thinks that somehow it's everyone elses fault if our lives were shitty its always THERE fault. And trust me i had a horrible childhood but i only blame the asshole that chose to take his sick perversions out on a 6 y/o girl not the whole damn world. I am begining to buy my brothers theory on personal responsibility. Hate is a really ugly thing.
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 19:09:31
Canadian election has been called for Oct. 14th. I guess Harper thinks this is the best time for him to create a majority government.
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 19:46:24
Books Sarah Palin tried to ban.
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher
Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse- Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster
Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween
Symbols by Edna Barth
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 19:58:22
Quote by livingonli:
Books Sarah Palin tried to ban.
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher
Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse- Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster
Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween
Symbols by Edna Barth
:thud: :thud: :thud:
And a special for Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary. WTF? What she didn't want kids to look up words?
Comment bylivingonli on 09/07/2008 20:07:08
Quote by Mondobubba:
And a special for Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary. WTF? What she didn't want kids to look up words?
Probably don't want the kids looking up them dirty words. :wacko:
Hey if Shane-O check in: ya know what we need badly? Stephanie's "To-o--o-dd"
I keep hearing it whenever anyone mentions this hockey mom!!
Ask and you shall receive!
(It's been running through my head every time I hear Palin too!)
Comment byclintster on 09/07/2008 21:23:21
Sunday afternoon video goofiness:
Note to Gov. Palin: You can have my "lurid" books when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!
Comment byMNRN on 09/07/2008 21:56:59
zomg, Clinster that's just so wrong on so many levels.
my 11 year old just saw Palins ban list over my shoulder. She was horrified, as she has read many of those books and wanted to know what was wrong with them.
Seriously.
Comment byMondobubba on 09/07/2008 22:03:47
In the ongoing struggle between human and various type of grass, I have prevailed! :thud: