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The Lighter Side of...
Author: BobR    Date: 10/10/2008 12:28:57

There's been a lot of heavy news these last few days... Wall Street is imploding, McCain rallies are turning into lynch mobs, the government is listening in on phone sex... Since it's Friday, we thought perhaps it would be nice to take a look at the lighter side of the news...

First Up: In a maverick effort to show what a maverick he is, John "Maverick" McCain has gone all mavericky and mavericked his maverickness. What mavericktude! However, this has pissed off the original Maverick family. Yes, there really is a maverick family, and the adjective actually originated because of one of the family's forefathers. One of the current family members said: "I'm Fontaine Maverick, and John McCain, you sir are no Maverick":
John McCain I know a Maverick, and you, sir, are no Maverick. Truly. I now know Fontaine Maverick, great-great-grand daughter of Samuel Augustus Maverick (1803-1870), and it was he and his sons for which the word was coined. And as she told me in my interview with her Monday night, October 6, 2008 on KGO AM 810, "I'm Fontaine Maverick, and John McCain, you sir are no Maverick."

Samuel Maverick was a Texas cattleman, land baron and politician, so influential that he was one of the signers of the Texas Declaration of Independence. Fiercely independent and equally liberal. Sam became well known for what he didn't do, however. It seems, according to Fontaine, that he had taken some cattle in lieu of a debt he was owed. He let them roam on an island off of Texas, and for whatever reason, didn't brand them. So, any unbranded cattle became known as Maverick's. Now, this more than likely wasn't an act of revolt. No one knows for sure, but Maverick really wasn't much of a cattleman. He was also shrewd, later on in life if cattle weren't branded, he would often claim them.

Sam was also very spirited and free minded. It was because of this that in 1867 the term Maverick was first cited as being used to describe someone with an independent streak, someone not branded.

Ouch. This is on top of all the musical artists telling McCain not to use their music. I guess he IS getting more and more like Bush - everyone is really ready for him to just go away.

Next: McCain has said that he knows how to get Bin Laden, and would capture him once he came into office. That leads to the inevitable question: Why wait? Why not tell Bush now, so Bush can go get him now. Apparently, one intrepid reporter asked the White House if McCain had passed that info along to them:
In last Tuesday's presidential debate, John McCain said that that he will "get Osama bin Laden, my friends." He's been promising that for over a year, but it was only a couple of months ago that someone finally pressed him to describe what he would do differently than President Bush. McCain replied: "I know how to improve our capabilities so that we will capture Osama bin Laden."

That made me wonder whether McCain has shared this critically important knowledge with the President, so today I went to the White House and asked. Here is my conversation with Press Secretary Dana Perino:

Q John McCain said recently that he knows how to get Osama bin Laden. And a couple of months ago he said that he knows how to improve our capabilities so that we would capture bin Laden. Has Senator McCain shared his knowledge with the president?

MS. PERINO: Maybe you haven't been here. I've been very astute at not getting involved in the 2008 election, and I'm not going to start now.

Q It has nothing to do with the elections.

MS. PERINO: Yeah, it does. It has everything to do with the election. That's exactly why you're asking the question. And I'm not going to answer it.

He goes on to summarize what he thinks the answers mean. It's interesting, though, that the White House thinks that McCain stating he knows how to capture bin Laden is related to the campaign and not national security. That would seem to be a clear statement that McCain is full of bullshit. Perhaps it's maverick bullshit.

If McCain is Maverick-lite, the other half of the ticket needs a moniker too. How about Betty, as in "Betty Boop"? That's who CNN is comparing her to with all that blinkin' winking:



Still - we're sure all that winking appeals to Republican base. You know - they're the ones that think we should Give War a Chance, and want to turn America into a theocracy. They also seem to think Armageddon and the Second Coming are just around the corner. Of course, they're wrong. It's already happened. Jesus has come back.... as... a shark?

Yes, apparently there has been a shark virgin birth:
In a study reported Friday in the Journal of Fish Biology, scientists said DNA testing proved that a pup carried by a female Atlantic blacktip shark in the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center contained no genetic material from a male.

The first documented case of asexual reproduction, or parthenogenesis, among sharks involved a pup born to a hammerhead at an Omaha, Neb., zoo.

"This first case was no fluke," [no pun intended ] Demian Chapman, a shark scientist and lead author of the second study, said in a statement. "It is quite possible that this is something female sharks of many species can do on occasion."

Okay, so maybe not. But perhaps the story of the fishes and the loaves is really just a play on the birds and the bees and the sharks represent... um... okay, I got nuthin.

That's not completely true. I have a smile, and that's a good thing to have on a Friday morning.

 

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Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 12:45:01
Hey.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 12:57:41
Goooooood mornin' Grumpy! :banana:



Keeping with the lighter side of the news.. blame this guy!

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 12:57:46
Morning, folks!



So, do I watch the markets and chew my fingers down to a nub, or do I listen to Momma and be all frivolous and junk?



Let's do an Unfiltered Friday Party Machine!



Everyone pick 3 songs, they should have something in common, a theme, feeling, mood, etc. Save it for the 11:00 hour and tell us about them.



Some new drink recipes might be good, too.



They say two thousand zero zero, party over, whoops out of time!

So tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! (Clinton's penultimate year, I'd sure like to party like that again...)

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 13:00:21
Anyone else noticing a bottleneck on their internets this morning? Seems like everything I load aside from my email and my radio stream is slow as heck..

Comment by clintster on 10/10/2008 13:22:35
Guy-Guy-Guy LaFleur

Bark Park, Bark Park.



One of my favorite drops.

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 13:24:36
Quote by clintster:

Guy-Guy-Guy LaFleur

Bark Park, Bark Park.



One of my favorite drops.


oooh.... I am of the opposite opinion. I have to turn it off.

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 13:29:03
Quote by TriSec:

Morning, folks!



So, do I watch the markets and chew my fingers down to a nub, or do I listen to Momma and be all frivolous and junk?



Let's do an Unfiltered Friday Party Machine!



Everyone pick 3 songs, they should have something in common, a theme, feeling, mood, etc. Save it for the 11:00 hour and tell us about them.



Some new drink recipes might be good, too.



They say two thousand zero zero, party over, whoops out of time!

So tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! (Clinton's penultimate year, I'd sure like to party like that again...)
"Escape from the planet of the ant men."

"And when the rain begins to fall"

"Do what you do"



Hint: Pia Zadora.







Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 13:29:46
Quote by Scoopster:

Goooooood mornin' Grumpy! :banana:



Keeping with the lighter side of the news.. blame this guy!


That was GREAT!

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 13:29:58
Ok, I'm watching.



Dow is off 400 points in pre-market trading. Looking at busting through 8,000 within a few minutes of the bell at this rate.





Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 13:30:04
Friggin brilliant.





Comment by m-hadley on 10/10/2008 13:30:30
Happee Fridee Everybodee :coffee:

I am really glad that today is Friday - I saw Bill Maher's film Religuous on Wednesday and last night I went to hear a lecture given by a Tibetan Buddhist monk and I am dying to blog about my week in religion... Hope every body is doing well :hug:



!Viva Obamanos!



Cheers,

mfaye

:gobama:

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 13:30:53
Wow...



http://chart.bigcharts.com/custom/cnnmoney2/profile-chart.img?pg=qu&symb=INDU&sid=1000001643&time=ytd&uf=8192&type=256&ClientID=44711&mocktick=1&symbtype=0&country=US&rtsid=1000001643&style=2108&size=1&rand=317


Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 13:37:29


Comment by Shane-O on 10/10/2008 13:40:44
Jim Ward - Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon:



Jim Ward was in Spiderman with Tobey Maguire;

Tobey Maguire was in Pleasantville with William H. Macy; and

William H. Macy was in Murder In The First with Kevin Bacon.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 13:41:17
Good morning.

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 13:42:25
Quote by Shane-O:

Jim Ward - Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon:



Jim Ward was in Spiderman with Tobey Maguire;

Tobey Maguire was in Pleasantville with William H. Macy; and

William H. Macy was in Murder In The First with Kevin Bacon.


I touch my butt at night.

Kevin Bacon has a but

Coinkidink?

Comment by velveeta jones on 10/10/2008 13:43:27
Morning......... I hope Steph can cheer me up...............

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 13:43:49
Quote by Grumpymann:

Quote by TriSec:

Morning, folks!



So, do I watch the markets and chew my fingers down to a nub, or do I listen to Momma and be all frivolous and junk?



Let's do an Unfiltered Friday Party Machine!



Everyone pick 3 songs, they should have something in common, a theme, feeling, mood, etc. Save it for the 11:00 hour and tell us about them.



Some new drink recipes might be good, too.



They say two thousand zero zero, party over, whoops out of time!

So tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999! (Clinton's penultimate year, I'd sure like to party like that again...)
"Escape from the planet of the ant men."

"And when the rain begins to fall"

"Do what you do"



Hint: Pia Zadora.





I lahk this isea.



Gott a come up with songs...



Comment by velveeta jones on 10/10/2008 13:44:53
Quote by Grumpymann:

Quote by Shane-O:

Jim Ward - Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon:



Jim Ward was in Spiderman with Tobey Maguire;

Tobey Maguire was in Pleasantville with William H. Macy; and

William H. Macy was in Murder In The First with Kevin Bacon.


I touch my butt at night.

Kevin Bacon has a but

Coinkidink?


:rofl:

Oh Grumpy......!!!!! :rofl:



Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 13:47:41
I have been BarikRolled

Comment by clintster on 10/10/2008 13:48:08
I was an extra on the remake of "That Darn Cat" with Christina Ricci.

Christina starred in "New York, I Love You" with... Kevin Bacon



One degree. :)

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 13:50:36
I once picked up Alice Cooper when I was a cab driver in New Haven.

Alice Cooper had a cameo in the movie Wayne's World starring Mike Myers.

Mike Myers was a regular on SNL, and during his time Kevin Bacon was a guest host.



:metal:

Comment by Shane-O on 10/10/2008 13:51:41
Quote by clintster:

I was an extra on the remake of "That Darn Cat" with Christina Ricci.

Christina starred in "New York, I Love You" with... Kevin Bacon



One degree. :)


:clap:



Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 13:53:37
Hey now, I was in the crowd scene of "Field of Dreams" with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...



I'm no good at this Kevin Bacon stuff, though.





Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 13:57:23
Quote by clintster:

I was an extra on the remake of "That Darn Cat" with Christina Ricci.

Christina starred in "New York, I Love You" with... Kevin Bacon



One degree. :)


I want to kiss her!

.... Christina Ricci.....

Not Kevin Bacon



Although



I have a thing for the soundtrack to footloose.





You will have to forgive me I'm having an 80's FlashBack day.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 13:57:28
Quote by TriSec:

Hey now, I was in the crowd scene of "Field of Dreams" with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...



I'm no good at this Kevin Bacon stuff, though.


Oh cmon it's easy!



Matt Damon was in the Oceans 11/12/13 with Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon

Comment by Shane-O on 10/10/2008 13:58:03
On energy exports from Alaska - I researched that a while back.



Oil exports at one point were forbidden. Currently they are not. However, Alaska chooses to not export it's oil currently.



Alaska does export large amounts of other energy - mainly, natural gas.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 13:58:59
Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 13:59:06
I think we need a little of this, right now...







Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:00:56
*Ush has decided that he is going to react to the markets at 10:25.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:01:36
Iceland has declared Bunkruptcy.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 14:01:57
Quote by Raine:

I think we need a little of this, right now...



Tits or gtfo?

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 14:04:26
Oh I have another one.

"Michael Penn"

"Magnolia"

'No Contract"

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 14:05:13
From a coworker:



LIQUID ASSETS



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.



If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.



But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.



Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.



A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.



Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!



Makes you proud to be an American!



Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 14:05:48
Dow Down 700 at the bell.. now rebounded and only down about 150.



Article on Yahoo saying it was down 11% (about 1k points) at one point.. wtf?!

Comment by velveeta jones on 10/10/2008 14:05:56
6 degrees? Really. Okay off the top of my head:

I did a one woman show with Kathleen Turner.

who starred in The War of the Roses with Michael Douglas who starred in The Game which also starred Sean Penn who starred with Kevin Bacon in Mystic River.



I'm sure I have more, but I haven't had enough coffee........



Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:08:08
Kevin Bacon... My friend Dated him when she was in High School. She didn't like the way he kissed. I had a boyfriend who kissed bad... So, I -- oh wait... I confused that! :P

Comment by clintster on 10/10/2008 14:09:31
Quote by Raine:

*Ush has decided that he is going to react to the markets at 10:25.




Anyone noticed how regularly he's talking to the American people nowadays?

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Kevin_Bacon_Animal_House.jpg




"REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!!!!"

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 14:09:58
Quote by Raine:

Kevin Bacon... My friend Dated him when she was in High School. She didn't like the way he kissed. I had a boyfriend who kissed bad... So, I -- oh wait... I confused that! :P


Hey you have a butt too!

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 14:10:52
Quote by velveeta jones:

6 degrees? Really. Okay off the top of my head:

I did a one woman show with Kathleen Turner.

who starred in The War of the Roses with Michael Douglas who starred in The Game which also starred Sean Penn who starred with Kevin Bacon in Mystic River.



I'm sure I have more, but I haven't had enough coffee........


I saw The Game recently.. what an amazing movie!



Did you know there's a lighthearted comic remake of The Game starring Kal Penn?

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 14:12:16
Quote by clintster:

Quote by Raine:

*Ush has decided that he is going to react to the markets at 10:25.




Anyone noticed how regularly he's talking to the American people nowadays?

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Kevin_Bacon_Animal_House.jpg




"REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!!!!"




Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 14:13:01
Dow is only down 25 right now. Didn't it plummet immediately after the last time he tried to string together a coherent sentence?





Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 14:17:35


oh good fucking gawd... :rolleyes2:

Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 14:20:49
Good morning everyone. :yawn:



Why is it everytime I hear right-wingers my reaction is

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:22:31
Quote by Scoopster:

Quote by clintster:

Quote by Raine:

*Ush has decided that he is going to react to the markets at 10:25.




Anyone noticed how regularly he's talking to the American people nowadays?

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Kevin_Bacon_Animal_House.jpg




"REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!!!!"




http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/raine1967/5c909c84.jpg


Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 14:24:02
That's better than I'm doing; TriSec has some rage issues and I'm itching for a fight; I have alerted Mrs. TriSec that if her parents start spouting talking points around me, they're going down hard.



No more bullshit.





Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 14:24:54
So ... She says it's time she goes

But wanted to be sure I know

She hopes we can be friends



I think, yeah, I guess we can say I

But didn't think to ask her why

She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains

With knots I've got yet to untie...



What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



See ... it was just too soon to tell

And looking for some parallel

Could be an endless game



We ... we said goodbye before hello

My secrets she will never know

And if I dig a hole to China

I'll catch the first junk to Soho



What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure

Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees

I'm between the poles and the equator

Don't send no private investigator to find me please

'Less he speaks Chinese

And can dance like Astaire overseas

OK



What if I was...

So what if I was...

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



What if I was Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 14:25:01
I guess if Raine is 1 degree of separation, that makes all of us 2 degrees of separation.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:26:00
-89 when he started talking.

Comment by clintster on 10/10/2008 14:27:19
Y'know, I'm gonna kinda miss Mama and the Mooks snarking on the *ush press conferences come January.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:27:26
Quote by BobR:

I guess if Raine is 1 degree of separation, that makes all of us 2 degrees of separation.


TRMS: Nice!!!





market down 131....



142











Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 14:27:44
It's his inflection; anytime Bush opens his mouth, he's talking down to us.





Comment by m-hadley on 10/10/2008 14:28:10
My first job out of undergraduate school was as a gopher at People Magazine. While working there, my boss took me out to lunch at a great Cuban restaurant where we spotted Kevin Bacon dining also - one degree, although over 25 years ago :P

Does it still count ? I think Kevin Bacon was in a Broadway or an Off-Broadway play at the time...

Cheers,

mfaye



:gobama:



!viva Obamanos!

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:28:40
Wow...



This man is so uninspiring.

Comment by clintster on 10/10/2008 14:29:25
Who did he get the e-nun-ci-a-tion less-ons from, Neal Boortz?

Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 14:30:32
Why does Bush even feel compelled to speak since as soon as he opens his mouth, the market tanks? He may as well just spend the rest of his presidency laying down on Ruggie.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:30:37
Quote by Grumpymann:

So ... She says it's time she goes

But wanted to be sure I know

She hopes we can be friends



I think, yeah, I guess we can say I

But didn't think to ask her why

She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains

With knots I've got yet to untie...



What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



See ... it was just too soon to tell

And looking for some parallel

Could be an endless game



We ... we said goodbye before hello

My secrets she will never know

And if I dig a hole to China

I'll catch the first junk to Soho



What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure

Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees

I'm between the poles and the equator

Don't send no private investigator to find me please

'Less he speaks Chinese

And can dance like Astaire overseas

OK



What if I was...

So what if I was...

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



What if I was Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with
I love that song!



Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 14:33:12
Yeah!



Had a dream I was born

To be naked in the eye of the storm

And now it's standing right in front of me

What's it going to do to me, who knows?



Had a dream it was time

To be taken to the front of the line

Well, that is not a place you wanna be

Sleeping with the enemy, you know



I don't care what the future brings

Give a damn about anything

I'd be fine if they'd only leave me alone



But it's time, gotta take a stance

'Cause I won't get a second chance

And I know now I have to make it alone



Oooh, dadideda



Had a dream it was war

And they couldn't tell me what it was for

But it was something they could lie about

Something we could die about, you know



Anytime, anyplace

When you look that man in the face

Well, it is not a face you wanna see

Sleeping with the enemy, you know



Take it home



Mary, can you hear me?

Can you tell me what it's all supposed to mean?

Holding out a photograph of all that I have seen

I wish I could hold you, I wish I could hold you



Hey!



Had a dream it was time

To be a witness at the scene of the crime

Well, that is something you can analyse

Something you can criticise, who knows?



So we wait, hesitate

And we're making such a mistake

Oh, whatever can the matter be

Sleeping with the enemy, you know



I don't care what the future brings

Give a damn about anything

I'd be fine if they'd only leave me alone



But it's time, gotta take a stance

'Cause I won't get a second chance

And I know now I have to make it alone



Yeah!

Oooh


Rodger Hodson

Had a dream. I think this song has a lot of meaning in these times.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:34:13
Obama seems to have struck a nerve...





Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 14:34:16
Is funneh tiem? From 4chan..



http://www.neko-sentai.com/images4a/1216337946912.jpg


Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:36:13
Well he got done talking about 3 minutes ago.. the MArket is at -232.



Nice job Hoover.

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 14:37:17
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Grumpymann:

So ... She says it's time she goes

But wanted to be sure I know

She hopes we can be friends



I think, yeah, I guess we can say I

But didn't think to ask her why

She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains

With knots I've got yet to untie...



What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



See ... it was just too soon to tell

And looking for some parallel

Could be an endless game



We ... we said goodbye before hello

My secrets she will never know

And if I dig a hole to China

I'll catch the first junk to Soho



What if I were Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure

Some things in life you cannot measure by degrees

I'm between the poles and the equator

Don't send no private investigator to find me please

'Less he speaks Chinese

And can dance like Astaire overseas

OK



What if I was...

So what if I was...

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with



What if I was Romeo in black jeans

What if I was Heathcliff, it's no myth

Maybe she's just looking for

Someone to dance with
I love that song!



Get me real drunk some time and I will tell you about my history and this song.







Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 14:38:46
Quote by Raine:

Well he got done talking about 3 minutes ago.. the MArket is at -232.



Nice job Hoover.


That's why I updated my facectack status with my 10:30 comment.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:48:29
So we are posting song lyrics?



Not getting the theme quite yet. I am dense this morning.

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 14:49:48
Oh, cut off this retard, willya?





Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:50:41
It's a deal Grump.





Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 14:50:47
Quote by Raine:

So we are posting song lyrics?



Not getting the theme quite yet. I am dense this morning.


Got stuck in the 80's this morning.

Now I'm on an Aimee Mann kick. Turned of Mama and now jumping between her solo stuff and her till Tuesday stuff.





Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 14:51:09
Boy, that caller is an extra crispy bucket of crazy.



We should all praise Cheezus.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:52:20
We need Ahnold, Howard dean AND the MCCAin grump put together.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 14:53:47
She said Im sorry baby Im leaving you tonight

I found someone new hes waitin in the car outside

Ah honey how could you do it

We swore each other everlasting love

She said well yeah I know but when

We did--there was one thing we werent

Really thinking of and thats money--



Money changes everything

Money, money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

That dont mean a thing

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



They shake your hand and they smile

And they buy you a drink

They say well be your friends

Well stick with you till the end

Ah but everybodys only

Looking out for themselves

And you say well who can you trust

Ill tell you its just

Nobody elses money--



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

We dont pull the strings

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doing

We dont know a thing

Its all in the past now

Comment by clintster on 10/10/2008 14:54:21
Praying for Steph to go to Hell?



That's not Christianity I can believe in, my friendsssss!



Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 14:56:25
Quote by Raine:

We need Ahnold, Howard dean AND the MCCAin grump put together.


Time to call in a sound drop request.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:00:28
Bush Signs Transition orders.



To me this is actually very good news.

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 15:03:05
The only Christianity you need to know:



"Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?"



The expert in the law replied, "The one who had mercy on him."



Jesus told him, "Go and do likewise."





That's all.





Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 15:04:14
Quote by Raine:

Bush Signs Transition orders.



To me this is actually very good news.




Do you think they'll take all the "W"s?







Comment by Shane-O on 10/10/2008 15:05:48
Quote by livingonli:

Quote by Raine:

We need Ahnold, Howard dean AND the MCCAin grump put together.


Time to call in a sound drop request.


I'm pretty sure they did that yesterday...?



(Of course, that certainly wouldn't preclude a repeat... )



Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 15:06:38
Quote by Raine:

She said Im sorry baby Im leaving you tonight

I found someone new hes waitin in the car outside

Ah honey how could you do it

We swore each other everlasting love

She said well yeah I know but when

We did--there was one thing we werent

Really thinking of and thats money--



Money changes everything

Money, money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

That dont mean a thing

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



They shake your hand and they smile

And they buy you a drink

They say well be your friends

Well stick with you till the end

Ah but everybodys only

Looking out for themselves

And you say well who can you trust

Ill tell you its just

Nobody elses money--



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

We dont pull the strings

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doing

We dont know a thing

Its all in the past now
Cindy Lauper?



Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 15:09:50
Morning! :hug:



Mom's car has been inspected. Errands have been run. And I'm back in time for Frangela (I hope)



What I miss?!

Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 15:10:33
Quote by Raine:

Bush Signs Transition orders.



To me this is actually very good news.


Looking at what a wreck Bush is now, I really think that he doesn't want to be President anymore. That may be the only reassurance that he will pull something to stay in power unless they can rig it for McCain to take over.

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 15:11:15
Quote by TriSec:

Quote by Raine:

Bush Signs Transition orders.



To me this is actually very good news.




Do you think they'll take all the "W"s?







The problem is that McCain has not STARTED his team.

He has said he's more focused on "Winning" the election (By any means necessary).



Sounds a lot like the war.



Looks like both are a lost cause.



Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 15:11:19
Oh, and since it's after 11:00, did we all do our songs?



“Freddie Freeloader”, Miles Davis



This is it. The one reason why I play Jazz. The high E in the trumpet solo still sends shivers down my spine; it’s the one tune I have endlessly studied, practiced, played….it’s my whole reason for picking up a trumpet in the first place.





“In the Mood”, Glenn Miller



In the 1980s, I was in the habit of listening to WBZ news after lunch. Flipping the switch on my old walkman back to FM, directly opposite the dial was WGBH. Ron Della Chiasa hosted the show “Music America” at that time, mostly jazz standards and the great American songbook. Anyway, one day I flipped the switch and got Glenn Miller. Being from a jazz family, I grew up with this stuff and decided to listen to the rest of the show that day. Anyway, the rest is history.





“Diminuendo and Crescendo in Blue”, Duke Ellingon, Live at Newport



Most of you know one of my maxims, “It’s impossible to feel gloomy whilst listening to Duke Ellington”. This is the nuclear weapon. One of a handful of tunes that make me sit up and listen in open-mouthed awe.







Alas, no new drink recipes from me today.





Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 15:14:01
Three songs eh? Related you say?



Hmm.. Okay these three songs were played repeatedly on significant trips I took away from home, without my parents!



When I moved to RI:




When I went to Tulsa (Junior Year of HS)




When I went to VA Beach (First year in College)


Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 15:17:11
what are we doing songs for? :scratchhead:

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 15:17:58
"Escape from the planet of the ant men."

Song by Jermaine Jackson



"And when the rain begins to fall"

Song by Jermaine Jackson (Really bad 80's video ... bad 80's song as well. BUT I LOVE IT!)



"Do what you do"

Song by Jermaine Jackson





Hint: Pia Zadora.

The hint.... Pia Zadora was in the song "And when the rain begins to fall" and the video as well.

Comment by Shane-O on 10/10/2008 15:19:51


Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:21:09
Quote by Grumpymann:

The problem is that McCain has not STARTED his team.

He has said he's more focused on "Winning" the election (By any means necessary).



Sounds a lot like the war.



Looks like both are a lost cause.



That was the thing is the articel tha tI found disturbing, they say that both campaing have started to put together transition teams, and McCAin has said that he won't start that till after the election.



Not cool.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 15:22:44
Ladies and gentlemen.. Betty White!





Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:23:26
I think that is Tom tancredo behind MCCain... (He looks like he is getting over a bender... yawning, rubbing his eyes... ) CNN right now.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:25:54
Seriously, if anyone can, check out CNN... it is facisnating. HE isn't even clapping...

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 15:26:12
Quote by wickedpam:

what are we doing songs for? :scratchhead:




An Unfiltered Party Machine.



See what happens when you're tardy?



: demerits :







Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 15:27:29
Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 15:29:15
What's this, a lucid winger?



Come to the light...





Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 15:29:18
"Michael Penn"

Married to Aimee Mann



"Magnolia"

Wrote the sound track to the movie (Actually the movie was written to the album of the same name. The writer of the movie said he wrote the movie as an omage to the singer and the songs in the album. The line "Now that we have met would you mind if we never see each other again?" is not a quote in the song from the movie but the other way around.)



'No Contract"

After the band till Tuesday was bumped 2x for the relies of one of their albums and the band lost momentum. The band imploded from with in (Mainly from the problems from the loss of said momentum.) Aimee Mann went solo. After another contract dispute in her solo crirrear she went it alone in the music scean. Eventual to start her own company (With her husband Michael Penn of No Myth fame.) that produces her own music. But mainly to promote the music of independent musicians. It was under the banner of "none such" records her critically acclaimed and award winning album Magnolia was published.



Connection?

Aimee Mann

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:30:30
Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 15:34:31
Quote by Scoopster:

Ladies and gentlemen.. Betty White!







Betty White still one of the Queens of funny :D



Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 15:35:19
Quote by TriSec:

Quote by wickedpam:

what are we doing songs for? :scratchhead:




An Unfiltered Party Machine.



See what happens when you're tardy?



: demerits :









but, but, but I was getting Mom's car inspected and I had a hall pass



Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 15:35:38
Quote by Grumpymann:

Quote by Raine:

She said Im sorry baby Im leaving you tonight

I found someone new hes waitin in the car outside

Ah honey how could you do it

We swore each other everlasting love

She said well yeah I know but when

We did--there was one thing we werent

Really thinking of and thats money--



Money changes everything

Money, money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

That dont mean a thing

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



They shake your hand and they smile

And they buy you a drink

They say well be your friends

Well stick with you till the end

Ah but everybodys only

Looking out for themselves

And you say well who can you trust

Ill tell you its just

Nobody elses money--



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

We dont pull the strings

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doing

We dont know a thing

Its all in the past now


Cindy Lauper?



Performed and recorded by her, yes. Written by Tom Gray, an Atlanta musician, and leader of 80's Atlanta band The Brains. They've kinda gotten back together and play every once in a while. The crowd always gets excited when he plays this song; it was a minor local hit back in the day...

Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 15:36:38
why not shoot for perfect we may make it really close.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:39:12
CT Supreme just overturned it's ban on Gay MArriage! Breaking on MSNBC now!!!!



:clap:

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:42:21
Comments like this make me VERY nervous:
"It is absolutely vital that you take it to Obama, that you hit him where it hits, there's a soft spot," said James T. Harris, a local radio talk show host, who urged the Republican nominee to use Barack Obama's controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., and others against him.



"We have the good Reverend Wright. We have [the Rev. Michael L.] Pfleger. We have all of these shady characters that have surrounded him," Harris bellowed. "We have corruption here in Wisconsin and voting across the nation. I am begging you, sir. I am begging you. Take it to him."



The crowd of thousands roared its approval.

[...]


Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 15:42:55
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Grumpymann:

Quote by Raine:

She said Im sorry baby Im leaving you tonight

I found someone new hes waitin in the car outside

Ah honey how could you do it

We swore each other everlasting love

She said well yeah I know but when

We did--there was one thing we werent

Really thinking of and thats money--



Money changes everything

Money, money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

That dont mean a thing

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



They shake your hand and they smile

And they buy you a drink

They say well be your friends

Well stick with you till the end

Ah but everybodys only

Looking out for themselves

And you say well who can you trust

Ill tell you its just

Nobody elses money--



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doin

We dont pull the strings

Its all in the past now

Money changes everything



Money changes everything

Money changes everything

We think we know what were doing

We dont know a thing

Its all in the past now


Cindy Lauper?



Performed and recorded by her, yes. Written by Tom Gray, an Atlanta musician, and leader of 80's Atlanta band The Brains. They've kinda gotten back together and play every once in a while. The crowd always gets excited when he plays this song; it was a minor local hit back in the day...




:grunt: Hi. I, Mondo have that very album by The Brains in my semi-vast collection

Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 15:44:32


She's barely community college material.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 15:48:46
We actually saw the Brains last weekend... And the Swimming Pool Que's...



And And the Dead Elvis...

Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 15:57:55
Oh Chris :spit:

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 16:03:43
Quote by Mondobubba:



:grunt: Hi. I, Mondo have that very album by The Brains in my semi-vast collection


:bow:



In case you're interested, Tom Gray playing with The Swimming Pool Qs. I believe Raine and I were at this show:





Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 16:05:47
Quote by Raine:

CT Supreme just overturned it's ban on Gay MArriage! Breaking on MSNBC now!!!!



:clap:


:party: Woooooohoooooo rock on Nutmeg State, oh land of my birth! Almost 15 years of John Rowland and Jodi Rell appointing judges and they still couldn't stop the flaming locomotive of justice!

Comment by wickedpam on 10/10/2008 16:09:33
ok - off to do more house stuff - prepping for Halloween decorating this weekend - have a good afternoon!

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 16:12:50
Quote by livingonli:



She's barely community college material.




hey now, I resent that remark!







Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 16:17:44
No Parking for Obama Supporters.



What next? Separate Drinking fountains?

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 16:18:06
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Mondobubba:



:grunt: Hi. I, Mondo have that very album by The Brains in my semi-vast collection


:bow:



In case you're interested, Tom Gray playing with The Swimming Pool Qs. I believe Raine and I were at this show:







No Swimming Pool Os or Pylon in the semi-vast collection. The Brains LP and one of the crown jewels, B-52s Rock Lobster 45. Yes, you may touch me!

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 16:20:20
Quote by Raine:

No Parking for Obama Supporters.



What next? Separate Drinking fountains?






Whattadick! More Republican "humor."

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 16:23:15
I think I'll hang McCain in effigy for halloween. All in good fun, right?





Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 16:24:32
This is a moment of maximal physical danger for the young Democratic nominee. And McCain is playing with fire. If he really wants to put country first, he will attack Obama on his policies - not on these inflammatory, personal, creepy grounds. This is getting close to the atmosphere stoked by the Israeli far right before the assassination of (Prime Minister Yitzhak) Rabin.



For God's sake, McCain, stop it. For once in this campaign, put your country first.




- Andrew Sullivan (wait a sec that nutjob said THIS?!)

Comment by IzzyBitz on 10/10/2008 16:24:41
Quote by TriSec:

Dow is only down 25 right now. Didn't it plummet immediately after the last time he tried to string together a coherent sentence?







That's the evil circle's plan, Stan. As Babs Bush would say, "It's working out quite well for them."



Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 16:29:59
25 days to go... 102 days to go...







I am weary.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 16:30:13
Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 16:31:38
Speaking of Stan...





HEY STAN!!!

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 16:35:28
WOOO THE DNC GETS OUT THE JACKHAMMER!





Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 16:35:53
Quote by Mondobubba:



No Swimming Pool Os or Pylon in the semi-vast collection. The Brains LP and one of the crown jewels, B-52s Rock Lobster 45. Yes, you may touch me!




I DO have the Pylon EP. :smug:

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 16:37:03
I thought I heard it earlier, and I have since gotten a confirm...



Today at the MCCAin Hate Rally in Wisconsin... He actually tried to Tie Barack to the Bridge to nowhere... Said he voted for it.



WHATHEFCK?????

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 16:44:57
Quote by BobR:

Quote by Mondobubba:



No Swimming Pool Os or Pylon in the semi-vast collection. The Brains LP and one of the crown jewels, B-52s Rock Lobster 45. Yes, you may touch me!




I DO have the Pylon EP. :smug:




:trembling finger slowly extends touches Bobber: Ohhh the power!

Comment by IzzyBitz on 10/10/2008 16:51:29
Quote by Raine:

25 days to go... 102 days to go...



I am weary.




Don't listen to the political BS on radio and TV machines. I'm a happy idiot without the technology.



BTW Rachel rocked on The Tonight Show last night. Such an articulate smartypants. wOOt

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 16:56:24
Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 16:59:31
Quote by IzzyBitz:





Don't listen to the political BS on radio and TV machines. I'm a happy idiot without the technology.



BTW Rachel rocked on The Tonight Show last night. Such an articulate smartypants. wOOt


She is SO good at taking complex issues and distilling them down into common-sense blurbs that anyone can understand.

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 17:00:55
Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 17:03:48
Quote by IzzyBitz:

Quote by Raine:

25 days to go... 102 days to go...



I am weary.




Don't listen to the political BS on radio and TV machines. I'm a happy idiot without the technology.



BTW Rachel rocked on The Tonight Show last night. Such an articulate smartypants. wOOt
She was great last nite!!!



I felt so proud that she is on our side. :wub2:



Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 17:16:16
Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 17:26:00
*snort*



Listening to the scanner this afternoon. Watertown PD just pulled over a car on Galen street for speeding and running a red.



Dealer plate comes back to the Lexus place across the street.



Oopsie!





Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 17:26:15
Thom is talking about renters right now... This happened to us... we lost our Apartmetn becuase the owner had the house foreclosed.



And that was in 2006. Don't tell me the government didn't know this shit was happening then.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 17:29:27




McCain allows his running mate to make outrageous charges that only a few years ago would have disqualified someone from serious consideration for national office.




Just wanted to emphasize that statement.



Who is UNFIT FOR OFFICE NOW GRAMPY???



Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 17:32:18
Dow's been hovering around 350 down most of the day...



Setting up for another afternoon plunge?





Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 17:32:46
Quote by BobR:

Quote by IzzyBitz:





Don't listen to the political BS on radio and TV machines. I'm a happy idiot without the technology.



BTW Rachel rocked on The Tonight Show last night. Such an articulate smartypants. wOOt


She is SO good at taking complex issues and distilling them down into common-sense blurbs that anyone can understand.




Rachel has a big brain. A very big hot brain! Howdy dee doo! :squeezy:

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 17:35:49
w00t! Obama quoting the president that saved American capitalism from itself! "We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" :gobama:

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 17:43:07
Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 17:43:55
http://bartblog.bartcop.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mccain-in-the-navy.jpg


Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 17:49:24
Don't forget In the Navy you can also crash your planes with ease.

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 17:58:32
Hey, remember the swift boat guys?



These folks probably have some *actual* facts behind them.



Vietnam Veterans against John McCain





Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 18:03:10
Of course, I was looking for information about how many planes he ditched...it's 5, as we all know. Perhaps one, the A-4 he was shot down in is a legitimate loss.



But this is rather telling from the article I found at that website. He's the son and grandson of legendary Admirals. Not a hero in his own right.





For 23 combat missions (an estimated 20 hours over enemy territory), the U.S. Navy awarded McCain a Silver Star, a Legion of Merit for Valor, a Distinguished Flying Cross, three Bronze Stars, two Commendation medals plus two Purple Hearts and a dozen service medals.



"McCain had roughly 20 hours in combat," explains Bill Bell, a veteran of Vietnam and former chief of the U.S. Office for POW/MIA Affairs -- the first official U.S. representative in Vietnam since the 1973 fall of Saigon. "Since McCain got 28 medals," Bell continues, "that equals out to about a medal-and-a-half for each hour he spent in combat. There were infantry guys -- grunts on the ground -- who had more than 7,000 hours in combat and I can tell you that there were times and situations where I'm sure a prison cell would have looked pretty good to them by comparison. The question really is how many guys got that number of medals for not being shot down."




Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 18:09:32
Quote by Mondobubba:

w00t! Obama quoting the president that saved American capitalism from itself! "We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" :gobama:
Where and when did he say that?



That is awesome!











In other news... We are awaiting the arrival of Republidad. I have my vote Dems Tshirt on...



Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 18:11:57
Quote by Raine:

Quote by Mondobubba:

w00t! Obama quoting the president that saved American capitalism from itself! "We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" :gobama:
Where and when did he say that?



That is awesome!





In other news... We are awaiting the arrival of Republidad. I have my vote Dems Tshirt on...



In Columbus. He said "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Sweet





Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 18:16:04
Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 18:16:56
Thanks for that info Mondo... I gotta go find the youtubery!

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 18:19:08
GET UP AND DANCE!!! :dance:





Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 18:20:20
Quote by livingonli:

Don't forget In the Navy you can also crash your planes with ease.


:lol:

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 18:23:32


wow - so everyone that attends an Obama rally knows that little bit of history trivia? They must think all Obama supporters are really well informed... :rolleyes2:

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 18:29:59
Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 18:31:22
Uhm... this scares me....
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said political leaders are discussing the idea of closing the world's financial markets while they ``rewrite the rules of international finance.''



``The idea of suspending the markets for the time it takes to rewrite the rules is being discussed,'' Berlusconi said today after a Cabinet meeting in Naples, Italy. A solution to the financial crisis ``can't just be for one country, or even just for Europe, but global.''


Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 18:36:38
Quote by BobR:



wow - so everyone that attends an Obama rally knows that little bit of history trivia? They must think all Obama supporters are really well informed... :rolleyes2:


Who else was surprised to see the Nazi Party employing Affirmative action? :sarcasm:



I mean, last time I checked, Nazi's weren't real fond of Black people... ;)







Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 18:36:45
Quote by Raine:

Uhm... this scares me....
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said political leaders are discussing the idea of closing the world's financial markets while they ``rewrite the rules of international finance.''



``The idea of suspending the markets for the time it takes to rewrite the rules is being discussed,'' Berlusconi said today after a Cabinet meeting in Naples, Italy. A solution to the financial crisis ``can't just be for one country, or even just for Europe, but global.''


The idea of a true contemporary Mussolini-line fascist like Berlusconi being involved in rewriting anything involving the words "global" or "rules" gives me the heebs.



Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 18:39:01




OMG! Hitler sneezed once; every time Obama blows his nose, he's saluting fascism!!!







Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 18:46:09
Quote by Scoopster:

Quote by Raine:

Uhm... this scares me....
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said political leaders are discussing the idea of closing the world's financial markets while they ``rewrite the rules of international finance.''



``The idea of suspending the markets for the time it takes to rewrite the rules is being discussed,'' Berlusconi said today after a Cabinet meeting in Naples, Italy. A solution to the financial crisis ``can't just be for one country, or even just for Europe, but global.''


The idea of a true contemporary Mussolini-line fascist like Berlusconi being involved in rewriting anything involving the words "global" or "rules" gives me the heebs.



If anyone is going to bring Fascism to this country, it's Bush/McCain. There rallies are more like the Nazi rallies with the calls of death to their enemies.

Comment by Grumpymann on 10/10/2008 18:47:58
Willaim F Buclkeys son



The son of William F. Buckley has decided—shock!—to vote for a Democrat.



Let me be the latest conservative/libertarian/whatever to leap onto the Barack Obama bandwagon. It’s a good thing my dear old mum and pup are no longer alive. They’d cut off my allowance.



Or would they? But let’s get that part out of the way. The only reason my vote would be of any interest to anyone is that my last name happens to be Buckley—a name I inherited. So in the event anyone notices or cares, the headline will be: “William F. Buckley’s Son Says He Is Pro-Obama.” I know, I know: It lacks the throw-weight of “Ron Reagan Jr. to Address Democratic Convention,” but it’ll have to do.



Dear Pup once said to me, “You know, I’ve spent my entire life time separating the Right from the kooks.”



I am—drum roll, please, cue trumpets—making this announcement in the cyberpages of The Daily Beast (what joy to be writing for a publication so named!) rather than in the pages of National Review, where I write the back-page column. For a reason: My colleague, the superb and very dishy Kathleen Parker, recently wrote in National Review Online a column stating what John Cleese as Basil Fawlty would call “the bleeding obvious”: namely, that Sarah Palin is an embarrassment, and a dangerous one at that. She’s not exactly alone. New York Times columnist David Brooks, who began his career at NR, just called Governor Palin “a cancer on the Republican Party.”



As for Kathleen, she has to date received 12,000 (quite literally) foam-at-the-mouth hate-emails. One correspondent, if that’s quite the right word, suggested that Kathleen’s mother should have aborted her and tossed the fetus into a Dumpster. There’s Socratic dialogue for you. Dear Pup once said to me sighfully after a right-winger who fancied himself a WFB protégé had said something transcendently and provocatively cretinous, “You know, I’ve spent my entire life time separating the Right from the kooks.” Well, the dear man did his best. At any rate, I don’t have the kidney at the moment for 12,000 emails saying how good it is he’s no longer alive to see his Judas of a son endorse for the presidency a covert Muslim who pals around with the Weather Underground. So, you’re reading it here first.



As to the particulars, assuming anyone gives a fig, here goes:



I have known John McCain personally since 1982. I wrote a well-received speech for him. Earlier this year, I wrote in The New York Times—I’m beginning to sound like Paul Krugman, who cannot begin a column without saying, “As I warned the world in my last column...”—a highly favorable Op-Ed about McCain, taking Rush Limbaugh and the others in the Right Wing Sanhedrin to task for going after McCain for being insufficiently conservative. I don’t—still—doubt that McCain’s instincts remain fundamentally conservative. But the problem is otherwise.



McCain rose to power on his personality and biography. He was authentic. He spoke truth to power. He told the media they were “jerks” (a sure sign of authenticity, to say nothing of good taste; we are jerks). He was real. He was unconventional. He embraced former anti-war leaders. He brought resolution to the awful missing-POW business. He brought about normalization with Vietnam—his former torturers! Yes, he erred in accepting plane rides and vacations from Charles Keating, but then, having been cleared on technicalities, groveled in apology before the nation. He told me across a lunch table, “The Keating business was much worse than my five and a half years in Hanoi, because I at least walked away from that with my honor.” Your heart went out to the guy. I thought at the time, God, this guy should be president someday.



A year ago, when everyone, including the man I’m about to endorse, was caterwauling to get out of Iraq on the next available flight, John McCain, practically alone, said no, no—bad move. Surge. It seemed a suicidal position to take, an act of political bravery of the kind you don’t see a whole lot of anymore.



But that was—sigh—then. John McCain has changed. He said, famously, apropos the Republican debacle post-1994, “We came to Washington to change it, and Washington changed us.” This campaign has changed John McCain. It has made him inauthentic. A once-first class temperament has become irascible and snarly; his positions change, and lack coherence; he makes unrealistic promises, such as balancing the federal budget “by the end of my first term.” Who, really, believes that? Then there was the self-dramatizing and feckless suspension of his campaign over the financial crisis. His ninth-inning attack ads are mean-spirited and pointless. And finally, not to belabor it, there was the Palin nomination. What on earth can he have been thinking?


Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 19:04:59
rofl... McCain spokeperson, Tucker Bounds, says that Barack Obama is using the economic crisis to deflect from his Ayers association.



Just a slice from the WTF Files.




:rofl:

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 19:08:29


Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 19:09:30
What the hell...



“I don't wish to spread alarm on the line people but the big issue confronting the market is, I'm afraid, the health and sustainability of Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs." Hugh Hendry, Partner and CIO at Eclectica, told CNBC early Friday. "It is unimaginable that they can be allowed to go, I suspect that they will be nationalized at some point today or over the weekend," he added.


Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 19:10:16
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It's friday you bastahds! bounce! GO CONNECTICUT!!!


Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 19:11:44
It's Friday, ya bastids!



One for McCain....Bounce and Bolter!





Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 19:13:35
Quote by Scoopster:

What the hell...



“I don't wish to spread alarm on the line people but the big issue confronting the market is, I'm afraid, the health and sustainability of Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs." Hugh Hendry, Partner and CIO at Eclectica, told CNBC early Friday. "It is unimaginable that they can be allowed to go, I suspect that they will be nationalized at some point today or over the weekend," he added.






*sigh* can we PLEASE just get barack in office now?

Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 19:14:31
In Today's Maron v. Seder, they are playing some of the really ugly, stupid, racist comments of McCain supporters as to why they don't support Barack Hussein Obama.



Boy, talk about sheep.

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 19:18:25
Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 19:29:04


They're blaming it on a typo??



Look at your keyboards folks - the "S" key is nowhere near the "B" key.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 19:31:09


Especially upstate.. jeez!

Comment by TriSec on 10/10/2008 19:38:29
You know, I don't know what is is this time. Sen. Kerry tried to stay presidential and "above the fray" four years ago and got his ass kicked.



Sen. Obama is doing the same this time around, but it seems to be making him stronger.



I believe it's the old Will Rogers saying..."Diplomacy is the act of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a big enough stick."



Kerry never found the stick; Obama's got a few nice ones in his arsenal.





Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 19:41:34
Now the Dow is up 134 points.



The gas station around the corner from me is down to $3.35 a gallon. At its peak it was up to $4.27 a gallon.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 19:43:59
Market's up on the day now..



...now it's back down a hundred..



...two hundred..



...now it's even again for the day...

Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 19:46:05
Quote by TriSec:

You know, I don't know what is is this time. Sen. Kerry tried to stay presidential and "above the fray" four years ago and got his ass kicked.



Sen. Obama is doing the same this time around, but it seems to be making him stronger.



I believe it's the old Will Rogers saying..."Diplomacy is the act of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a big enough stick."



Kerry never found the stick; Obama's got a few nice ones in his arsenal.



HE does, and he has been waiting to use them.



Make no mistake, as bad as we are seeing it right now, Obama predicted this. He has been ready for it.



And I thank the Goddess' for that, becuase it is making my knees weak watching what is happening.



Comment by Raine on 10/10/2008 19:57:17




John and Cindy looked right at the woman yelling traitor.



They are more than happy to let this happen.

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 19:59:01
Quote by TriSec:

You know, I don't know what is is this time. Sen. Kerry tried to stay presidential and "above the fray" four years ago and got his ass kicked.



Sen. Obama is doing the same this time around, but it seems to be making him stronger.



I believe it's the old Will Rogers saying..."Diplomacy is the act of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a big enough stick."



Kerry never found the stick; Obama's got a few nice ones in his arsenal.


I think it also has to do with a couple other factors



- McCain really fucked up his campaign big time. Not just Palin, but holding back on advertising before the convention really hurt him too. He gave Barack a chance to define himself. Bush/Rove didn't give Kerry, or any other Dem for that matter, that chance in 2004. They were on the attack from day one. Kerry's own mistakes also gave them all they needed.



- The fundraising advantage, and the extended primary season. Even if McCain had been on the ball and run advertising after he wrapped up the nod in March when he was starting to get cashflow going again, there's no way he gets through the media blitz that was covering Hillary vs. Obama.



- The Palin pick. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Instead of going for a pick with a more moderate stance (i.e. Guiliani, George Pataki, C.T. Whitman) and sticking with that theme, he picked someone to give him base credentials that had no experience and was about as intelligent as an iceberg. If he really wanted a solid, experienced, smart base pick he should've gone with Huckabee.

Comment by livingonli on 10/10/2008 20:00:01
Off to the salt mine I go. It will be very busy there this weekend with the start of hockey season so I probably won't be online tonight. So, have fun everyone .



Go Rangers! (especially Saturday night).

Comment by Scoopster on 10/10/2008 20:00:55
Oh yeah one more thing..



Barack Obama is a product of the Chicago Democratic political machine, even though he doesn't come off like he is. The man knows how to kick some ass - in that town's political climate you have to.

Comment by velveeta jones on 10/10/2008 20:30:06


Sorry, I don't buy that its an "accident" ......... I am thinking a Lone Wolf in the works.

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 20:42:22
Quote by Scoopster:

Quote by TriSec:

You know, I don't know what is is this time. Sen. Kerry tried to stay presidential and "above the fray" four years ago and got his ass kicked.



Sen. Obama is doing the same this time around, but it seems to be making him stronger.



I believe it's the old Will Rogers saying..."Diplomacy is the act of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a big enough stick."



Kerry never found the stick; Obama's got a few nice ones in his arsenal.


I think it also has to do with a couple other factors



- McCain really fucked up his campaign big time. Not just Palin, but holding back on advertising before the convention really hurt him too. He gave Barack a chance to define himself. Bush/Rove didn't give Kerry, or any other Dem for that matter, that chance in 2004. They were on the attack from day one. Kerry's own mistakes also gave them all they needed.



- The fundraising advantage, and the extended primary season. Even if McCain had been on the ball and run advertising after he wrapped up the nod in March when he was starting to get cashflow going again, there's no way he gets through the media blitz that was covering Hillary vs. Obama.



- The Palin pick. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Instead of going for a pick with a more moderate stance (i.e. Guiliani, George Pataki, C.T. Whitman) and sticking with that theme, he picked someone to give him base credentials that had no experience and was about as intelligent as an iceberg. If he really wanted a solid, experienced, smart base pick he should've gone with Huckabee.




Umm Scoop I find this offensive to icebergs!

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 21:44:09
Comment by Random on 10/10/2008 21:50:46
Random had a comment, but he forgot it.

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 23:30:53
in almost on the same breath on Lou "I hate Mexicans" Dobbs' show, there was report on how McCain is making nice about Obama, no stop the hating. Then there was a long report about the Obama-ACORN connection featuring some asshat from the Heritage Foundation. :rage:

Comment by velveeta jones on 10/10/2008 23:35:26


That was upside down????? :shrug:



Comment by Shane-O on 10/10/2008 23:47:52
If McCain is serious about stopping the hating against Obama - one or two sentences won't do it.



Shut Caribu Barbie up and pull the ads.



Until then, they are just empty words.

Comment by BobR on 10/10/2008 23:50:16


oh NOOoooo....



The article was hilarious, though...

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 23:57:42
Quote by BobR:



oh NOOoooo....



The article was hilarious, though...




It was totally funny. A tip o the hat to MGM for posting that on the FaceSpace mosheen.







Comment by Mondobubba on 10/10/2008 23:59:51
Quote by Shane-O:

If McCain is serious about stopping the hating against Obama - one or two sentences won't do it.



Shut Caribu Barbie up and pull the ads.



Until then, they are just empty words.






That was my unstated point, Shane-O. McCain being nice-y-nice is one thing, but actions are another.

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 00:03:17
Quote by velveeta jones:



That was upside down????? :shrug:





http://danburgar.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/stanley_cup11.jpg




Note the obvious black base on the bottom.

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 00:08:53
Here are my questions about the constant barrage of question from "regular" audience members. I think they are plants.

Comment by velveeta jones on 10/11/2008 00:33:20
Hey gang! There is a God.

Palin ain't so nice..... abused her power.





Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 00:35:20
Is today the day the wheels have officially come off the Straight Talk Express? McCain telling his increasingly unhinged followers to simmer down an be nice, the Troopergate report coming out saying that Sarah Palin was violating the public trust of Alaskans.

Comment by BobR on 10/11/2008 00:37:11
This is a test...



Get the Flash Player to see this player.




woo-hoo!! We can now embed other video types besides YouTubes!! All you need to do is click the "Other Video" button and provide the link to the video file!!



:banana:

Comment by Random on 10/11/2008 00:39:48
Well, Palin is officially Failin'.

Comment by Shane-O on 10/11/2008 00:40:26
Gee - I wonder if the report on Palin would qualify as a basis for questioning her truthfulness and judgment....? :sarcasm:

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 01:06:53
Quote by BobR:

This is a test...



Get the Flash Player to see this player.




woo-hoo!! We can now embed other video types besides YouTubes!! All you need to do is click the "Other Video" button and provide the link to the video file!!



:banana:




You are coding god, Bobber!



Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 01:14:05
Doris Kearns Godwin on with Rachel on the TV mosheen!

Comment by TriSec on 10/11/2008 01:26:49
evening, folks! Miracle radio in the house...





Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 01:53:06
How can a investigative board made up of 14 people, of whom 10 are Republicans be instigated by Obama supporters?

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 01:54:25
Quote by TriSec:

evening, folks! Miracle radio in the house...







Fresh batteries?

Comment by MNRN on 10/11/2008 02:06:35
nurse driveby ================================

Comment by clintster on 10/11/2008 03:03:42
Heh! Steph's special call from Mike in LA is available for your listening pleasure.

Comment by TriSec on 10/11/2008 03:07:39
Because Bob said we could...



Get the Flash Player to see this player.


Comment by TriSec on 10/11/2008 03:15:53
Hmm, OK....



So what video does everybody see? That was supposed to be Concorde



(http://www.flightlevel350.com/Aircraft_Aérospatiale-British_Aerospace_Concorde-Airline_British_Airways_Aviation_Video-2326.html)



Instead, I'm seeing the same Palin video that's posted in the blog entry.



Bob?





Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 03:23:06
Maxine Waters! bitch slapping the right wing tool on Real Time! Tool makes snarky ACORN comment. Maxine said if don't know what it stands for shut up.

Comment by Mondobubba on 10/11/2008 03:28:15
Steve Moore is a complete tool. He just referred to "the ass whoppin' that Sarah Palin gave Biden in the debate" what the f&ck?

Comment by trojanrabbit on 10/11/2008 04:02:32
I'm SO glad the game is on the east coast tonight. ANOTHER 8:30 start and next day finish.



My place is haunted too. I fell asleep while watching the game, but my ghosts changed the channel to BBCA to watch Monty Python. I think my ghost is named TiVo.



Gas was 2.999 when I filled up on the way home. I was just out to get gas for the wife's car and the same station was 2.949 (but they were closed )

Comment by BobR on 10/11/2008 12:53:26
Quote by TriSec:

Because Bob said we could...



Get the Flash Player to see this player.




Two things:

1) There was a bug last night that only allowed one video per page. That has been fixed.

2) The URL you used was to the page containing the video, not the video itself. Here is the video, properly linked:



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