A bunch of Christians who seem to think their magical words will keep Hurricane Dorian away from Florida gathered at Jacksonville Beach Pier Thursday night to tell the storm to “calm down.â€
Because that’s how hurricanes work. They obey human instructions. But only if you believe in the right God.
That is about as useful as getting your friends to blow really hard to reverse the hurricane’s direction.
They might have been better off driving away from Jacksonville or stocking up on supplies… but, okay, I guess prayer keeps them busy while everyone else does something useful.
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It’s going to be a rough weekend. There’s no reason to think God’s about to save you from what Christians also believe is one of God’s own creations.
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Erm, isn't that a Nazi salute?
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From the look of things outside my window, FEMA isn't going to be spending a lot of time in Jacksonville. It is windy and raining, but not that hard. I've seen thunderstorms worse than this.
The Bahamas, Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas...may all be in our prayers now. Millions of us seeing Dorian turn away from land is not a wacky idea; it is a creative use of the power of the mind. Two minutes of prayer, visualization, meditation for those in the way of the storm
— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) September 4, 2019
A young Paul Manafort and his wife Kathleen on the ‘90s Nickelodeon game show “What Would You Do?†https://t.co/e7AU84baH9
— Samuel Hammond ðŸŒðŸ› (@hamandcheese) September 4, 2019
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What is a little nerve-wracking is the sound of the wind. whipping through the trees.
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What is a little nerve-wracking is the sound of the wind. whipping through the trees.
I cannot stand that sound.
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Appropos of the blog, we have presidential candidate Williamson chiming in:The Bahamas, Florida, Georgia and the Carolinas...may all be in our prayers now. Millions of us seeing Dorian turn away from land is not a wacky idea; it is a creative use of the power of the mind. Two minutes of prayer, visualization, meditation for those in the way of the storm
— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) September 4, 2019
Tweeted and deleted today. #NoMorePresidentialHobbyists pic.twitter.com/BO1Imm2CIx
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) September 4, 2019
Not sure why this tweet provoked your frustration @marwilliamson. I simply noted that you deleted a tweet.
— Yashar Ali 😠(@yashar) September 4, 2019
I did not editorialize.
With respect to your offer to have an "public dialogue," thank you but I am reserving my time to speak to candidates who qualified for the debate. https://t.co/HdrbJXwP7E
Ivanka, Queen of the swamp pic.twitter.com/w4KyOTEeWp
— Stone 🥶 (@stonecold2050) September 4, 2019
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— Stone 🥶 (@stonecold2050) September 4, 2019
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Went out for wee bit as the storm is decreasing in strength (not that it was all that strong here) and pretty much everything is closed. The only big retailer that was open was...
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Wal-Mart.