On the night that the House of Representatives voted to impeach President Trump, he delivered a two-hour campaign rally speech that took a detour — into the bathroom. His long riff about plumbing, household appliances and lightbulbs had the crowd in Battle Creek, Mich., cheering and laughing along.
"I say, 'Why do I always look so orange?' You know why: because of the new light," Trump said in a complaint about energy-efficient lightbulbs. "They're terrible. You look terrible. They cost you many, many times more. Like four or five times more." (snip)
Setting aside his assumption that women are the ones who do dishes, Trump also shared his thoughts on faucets and shower heads. He even turned "toilets" into a call-and-response line, asking the crowd, "What goes with a sink and a shower?"
Pantomiming a flushing motion, Trump brought his frustrations with low-flow toilets to life. "Ten times right, 10 times. Bah bah," Trump said, before pointing at some poor soul in the crowd and accusing him of requiring a lot of flushes. "Not me, of course. Not me. But you. Him."
While President Trump was in office, staff in the White House residence periodically discovered wads of printed paper clogging a toilet — and believed the president had flushed pieces of paper, Maggie Haberman scoops in her forthcoming book, "Confidence Man."
Why it matters: The revelation by Haberman, whose coverage as a New York Times White House correspondent was followed obsessively by Trump, adds a vivid new dimension to his lapses in preserving government documents. Axios was provided an exclusive first look at some of her reporting.
Just to clear things up, @RepMTG
— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) February 9, 2022
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Yes, this is definitely one of those butter emails moments. pic.twitter.com/QI1ShsuR3Q
— Maria Camillo (@MCamilloPhoto) February 7, 2022
He would really love a windmill shaped, hard to flush toilet, in a bathroom illuminated by LED lights, so he can get a really good look at the Pelosi torn shreds of his state of the Union speech wallpaper.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) June 11, 2020
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Donald Trump boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe is the most Donald Trump thing ever. pic.twitter.com/OxJnQ044qA
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) October 5, 2018
For the second time, Trump is photographed with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Well, it’s either toilet paper, or the constitution. pic.twitter.com/vqa7V4NpLM
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) November 16, 2019
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I don't even know what to say any more - suspect that we are going to have a lot of missing holes in history thanks to that Trashpile.
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