It's Fathers Day! A holiday concocted by the Greeting Card industry - the same industry that adds its' name to a fluffy TV channel. At least that's what a friends brother told my friends cousin and he told me, so it must be true.

I was wondering if everyone got their DAD something? Here's a few gift ideas for the Dads we love and hate:

For Tony Hayward's son (BP CEO) I recommend a Hummer with a 1/4 tank of gas and no brakes combined with a trip package to the Sahara. Let him drive to relieve the tension that's certainly piled on, and promise to pick him up when he runs out of gas. One day.


Tiger Woods kids should give him a subscription to Ashely Madison dot com. Maybe he can learn how to be more discreet. Or, maybe he can just learn that nothing good comes from cheating. But I doubt he'll learn that.

Donald Rumsfeld needs a vacation. How about an all inclusive trip to view some of his handi-work! How proud he'd be to see Afghanistan just like a native, meeting up with the locals and dining in what's left of the local dining establishments. While visiting Iraq he can travel the North and I'm sure that he'll get invited to many celebrations, including weddings and birthday parties! If he's not too over excited his final destination will be Gaza. Bon Voyage!

Osama Bin Laden has a lot of kids so I hear. If each one sent him a gift he'd have a swell day. So, let's not forget him kids! He'd really, really like a silk tie. Be sure to put the correct address on the package and send it directly to his street address via UPS ground or 2nd Day Air. They are pretty darn reliable.

Well, I do hope these Dads get what's coming to them. Thankfully, I have a great Dad who deserves a ton of good things. I hope all the Dad out there have a fabulous day!

Happy Fathers Day.