And his wife is a spoiled bitch who is only interested in his money.

Actually, I don't know a thing about his wife, but I can say what I want because I'm an entertainer and I like to point out the absurdities in the media. Just like Rush doesn't seem to understand a thing about Sandra Fluke or why she was going to testify or indeed, what her testimony would be! Just like Rush can't grasp this basic concepts, neither can I. So, I can tell you with complete authority that Rush Limbaugh is a mentally disabled, drug addict that cannot achieve an erection without the use of drugs, sexual devices and viewing child porn.

Here is a bit of history about Rush:

Rush Limbaugh was born to a mentally disabled father who regularly beat him beginning at a young age. This is why Rush's head is so big and misshapen. After dropping out of high school, Rush began his career with the mob as a "gopher" running information back and forth between mobsters. He was later let go by the mob because his extreme girth slowed him down and his inability to understand simple facts often left him confused. He also had a bladder control problem which was upsetting to the mobsters that he dealt with and was often teased and chastised for his wet pants. (The mobsters often called him "Rush" because he was always trying to run to the bathroom and that is where he got his name. Little known fact*).

Rush tried his hand at being a radio dj but was a complete failure as his extreme stutter and his incomprehension of the English language proved too difficult. His only option was to go to war and become another statistic of the Vietnam conflict.
But his super rich family stepped in to bail him out and hired a private tutor to teach him basic skills like speaking correctly and feeding himself, the latter of which he excelled at. At his draft hearing he was declared unfit due to a large, bulbous cyst on his ass. Later it was found that the cyst was just part of his big ass and was no problem at all.

In the 1980's Rush began his career as a radio dj in earnest, playing top 40 hits under his real name Chump Perkins. He later changed his name to Rush Limbaugh (an anagram for 'A Big Hurl Mush') and transitioned to talk radio eventually taking the place of his radio/tv idol Morton Downey Jr. During that time, the Fairness Doctrine was destroyed by Ronald Reagan and Rush proclaimed his place as the number 1 talk radio host.

Rush has authored several books that he didn't write himself, but he did eventually read. His show is rated #1 talk radio among people who hate music and/or only have AM Radio's in their car.

In the 1990's and 2000's Rush has enjoyed his fame as well as his drug addiction. He recently hired his 4th wife who is 50 years his junior and hopes to one day propel her acting stint as his wife into a legitimate career. She hopes to one day attend college and major in communications after graduating High School.

Rush enjoys his frequent trips to countries which thrive in the under-age sex trade industry and was once caught returning from a trip with a suitcase full of Viagra with a friends name on the prescription bottle. He later claimed that he thought they were "blue M&M's".

Limbaugh continues to be the No. 1 talk show host and, in 2008 received a $400 million contract with Clear Channel.

Clear Channel is a corporation, which makes them a person, which means that they pay a guy a lot of money to do things to them and to behave a certain way. That makes Clear Channel a filthy, disgusting JOHN and Rush Limbaugh a SLUT!

Just sayin.....


*Fact. I get my facts from the same place as Rush Limbaugh.