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Obama's Facts: Are They Real?
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 10/14/2012 15:20:47

You decide. I'm just asking the question like any good "journalist" would.

Obama claims that he was born in America in some city called Hawaii (sometimes spelled Hawai'i which sounds awfully muslim-ie dontcha think)? He has repeatedly tried to prove to important people like Donald Trump, Mitt Romney and Jeff Foxworthy that he is indeed an American and that this Hawaii city is for real, but most remain skeptical.

But now lets get right to all the lying that Osama, pardon me, Obama said in his debate that he was trounced in by Gov. Romney. Yes, without the use of a Telepromter, Mr Osama seemed like a deer high on weed in the headlights. A stammering mess of confusion.

One thing that I really wanted to point out was that he claimed that the debate fell on his anniversary with his alleged wife Michelle. And, not just any anniversary, but his 20th!

A lot of points I want to make tonight, but the most important one is that 20 years ago, I became the luckiest man on Earth because Michelle Obama agreed to marry me.


Really? He clearly goes into this debate knowing full well that he is going to lose so he used this obvious ploy of the heart strings to sway ill-informed voters. And "20" years? You do know that is code right? The traditional gift for a 20th Wedding Anniversary is: CHINA. It's all so obvious. Obama supports China. This "wedding anniversary" is code to his liberal commie supporters to let them know that he will stand strong with his China leaders. I'm disgusted.

But I am on the case. In order to prove that this is false I had to consult many people and research historical data. This meant wading through the liberal muck. First, I checked online and it appears that he did indeed marry her on Oct 3. However, that is according to Wikipedia - part of the liberal media, as well as the White House website. Obviously as President, Mr. Osama can make changes to his facebook profile on the White House internet! So both those are unreliable. I then phoned the White House and told them that I was requesting information about this particular detail via the Freedom of Information Act and that they were hereby ordered, by me, to disclose this information. This call confirmed my suspicions as I was directed to various people who tried to send me right back to the White House webpage!! I am NOT kidding!

So, not being easily dissuaded, I kept digging. I, and my research staff (4F Mods, my bill for their services is in the mail) dug through numerous old newspapers and magazines in various libraries throughout the country. Unbelievably, they all claimed the same thing! (Though libraries have always been known to have a liberal slant). The conspiracy was growing! Finally, I consulted Conservapedia and there was the information we had been searching for!

Barack Obama met and began dating his future wife, an attorney named Michelle Robinson, herself a recent Harvard Law School graduate, while he was working at Sidley Austin LLP, a prestigious corporate law firm.[13] The two continued dating long-distance while he finished law school, and on October 18, 1982, were married by Reverend Jeremiah Wright at Trinity United Church.[17] In 1999, their first child was born, Malia, and in 2001, another daughter, Natasha (often called Sasha).[13]]/b]


There you have it. Obama LIED at the debate!!
 

6 comments (Latest Comment: 10/14/2012 23:58:01 by livingonli)
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