So apparently some ladies are planning to whine and complain about our new POTUS; some have taken to calling him BLOTUS. So pathetic!
According to my reliable sources attendance is expected to be quite low, mostly due to the fact that everyone will be so tired from the pre and post inauguration parties. The MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! WELCOME CELEBRATION
will be held before The Donald takes his place as our next, and last, commander in chief. It will be a spectacular event featuring a Who's Who of celebs. The list of those who will be participating in the various festivities is great:Toby Keith
a real cowboy who drives pickup trucks and sings songs about patriotism, nationalism and the perks of not being at all Gay.
Jennifer Holliday who has won Grammys and a Tony Award for her performance in Dreamgirls. This is A-LIST talent ya'll. It doesn't get much better!
Most of The Rockettes
A few had to pull out to due conflicts or injuries or something. There may be a few gaps; but most will be there.
Academy Award winning actor Jon Voight
will be there. Not sure if he'll be singing or doing impressions or telling us the latest gossip on his on again/off again feud with daughter Angelina Jolie. But he'll be taking the stage.DJ Ravidrums
will be representing for the black folk at the MAGA Welcome Celebration since Ice-T blocked the inauguration committee's phone number
. I believe he plays drums.
We were unaware that the band 3 Doors Down
were still around. Or even alive. But they are! And they will also be playing at the MAGA Welcome Celebration!Republican Hindu Coalition.
Need I say more? Lee Greenwood
also known as "the guy whose song you always hear during 4th of July fireworks shows".
Elton John!!!!!! WOW!!!!
Since Elton John
can't seem to find the time to appear, The Piano Guys
will be entertaining you with their, um, pianos. I suppose. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
will sing accompanied by the Scientology E-Meter Band
Speaking of great bands, I'm sure you've all heard that Bruuuuuce will be there, yes? The great singer/songwriter and friend of the 'working man', Bruce Springsteen
will unleash his high energy show with the E Street band!
All the shows are going to be GREAT. And the swearing in will be GREAT. It's going to be a GREAT weekend and then those ladies will march whilst we all nap.
CORRECTION: It seems that Bruce Springsteen is NOT playing the inauguration at all. Instead, the fabulous B Street Band, a Bruce cover band, will be one of the highlights. B as in Boy or Bar or Bad. 'B'