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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 03/25/2018 16:49:41


Tonight there's going to be an interview of a "woman" who claims to have been one of President Trumps girlfriends and I say, "In her dreams"! Said woman is a porn star, which begs the question, is one really a "star" at porn? I mean, what does one need to make it to the top of that particular industry? The necessary prerequisites for stardom are pretty much the things every human with half a brain already has and I rather doubt there's a certain amount of college required.

Anyway, as I've said, she claims to be one of Donalds girlfriends, but no one really believes her. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say this is just another ratings ploy from the same network that tried to convince us that George W. Bush served in the Air National Guard without distinction.

I won't be watching this travesty as I'm sure none of you will either.

In other news, there was a huge march yesterday that did not get any media coverage! Oh, did you think I was referring to the DC march led by extremist children who have been manipulated by elitist Hollywood? Nope, I refer to the many pro-gun rallies held across the country to protect our wonderful 2nd Amendment. Like the one held in front of the Trump Tower in New York which drew several people and many dozens who stood around watching with perplexed faces. Okay, so it didn't turn out quite like the DC march, but that's only because it was so ill conceived.

The one in Utah was much better attended and had a theme: March Before Our Lives which I'll be honest, I don't understand. Admittedly, Velveeta is not the sharpest knife on the tree, so are they saying that they are marching before they start living or that the march started before they were born or what? Anyway many many white people showed up and carried signs that said original and clever things like: Keep Your Hands Off My Guns, Criminals Love Gun Control, and, Guns Don't Kill People - People are Killed by Guns. There was also a sign that read: My Right Arm to Myself is America. Again, some of these slogans go right over Velveeta's pretty little noggin.

From the reporting in Utah:
Speaking about the March For Our Lives protesters in the nation’s capital and hundreds of other cities, Utah demonstrator Brandon McKee told The New York Times, “I believe it’s their goal to unarm America.”

“That’s why we’re here today,” McKee said. “We’re not going to stand idly by and let them tell us what we can and cannot do.”

You GO! Brandon! Don't let anyone tell you what you can and cannot do! Can't have nice guns, can't smoke meth, can't beat your kids. Don't let them tell you which side of the road you "have to" drive on.





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