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Godzilla vs. The Murder Hornets
Author: TriSec    Date: 05/09/2020 13:06:25

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OK, so it's actually Hedorah, better known to Americans as "The Smog Monster". It's one of the more ridiculous Godzilla opponents, but it's also my favourite Godzilla movie.

In any case - Japan has apparently launched a revenge attack to avenge Hiroshima and Nagasaki from 75 years ago, if the media is to be believed.

On the surface though, the bugs are no joke. Wikipedia, not noted for its restraint or accuracy these days, rather dryly describes them thusly:


The Asian giant hornet (Vespa mandarinia), including the former subspecies referred to as the "Japanese giant hornet", is the world's largest hornet. It is native to temperate and tropical East Asia, South Asia, Mainland Southeast Asia, and parts of the Russian Far East. It was also found in the Pacific Northwest of North America in late 2019, with no reports since to suggest that they have become established there. They prefer to live in low mountains and forests, while almost completely avoiding plains and high-altitude climates. V. mandarinia creates nests by digging, co-opting pre-existing tunnels dug by rodents, or occupying spaces near rotted pine roots. It feeds primarily on larger insects, colonies of other eusocial insects, tree sap, and honey from honey bee colonies. The hornet has a body length of 45 mm (1.8 in), a wingspan around 75 mm (3.0 in), and a stinger 6 mm (1⁄4 in) long, which injects a large amount of potent venom.


Their presence in the Pacific Northwest is duly noted, and in fact the article goes on to state further,


In September 2019, the British Columbia Ministry of Agriculture confirmed that hornets were found on Vancouver Island in Canada, with a nest having been discovered and subsequently destroyed in the city of Nanaimo. In December 2019, the Washington State Department of Agriculture confirmed a reported sighting, as well as a dead specimen in Blaine, Washington on the U.S. side of the border adjacent to Vancouver Island, the first report of this species in the United States, and very close to the September sightings. In April 2020, authorities in Washington asked members of the public to be alert and report any sightings of these wasps, which are expected to become active in April if they are in the area. If they become established, it is claimed that the hornets "could decimate bee populations in the United States and establish such a deep presence that all hope for eradication could be lost."


While it sounds alarming, the reality is that a handful of dead specimens has been found in a far-northern climate that is challenging for normal insects to survive a winter.

The media, of course, reacted predictably. Even here in Boston, some 3,000 miles away. According to most media reports.....



Anybody remember killer bees?

In an experiment gone wrong, Africanized honeybees were accidentally released into the jungles of South America in 1957, and started heading north. They finally reached the US border in 1990, and quickly established themselves in South Texas, eventually spreading around the southern tier.

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While bees are not hornets, the widespread panic that was initially fostered by the media when "killer bees" arrived has never really come to pass. But it turns out that the Africanized Honeybee CAN actually be semi-domesticated like their European counterparts, and with a much higher production and yield.

Hornets are assholes; I'm pretty sure we can all agree on that.

What remains to be seen, of course, is whether or not any such outbreak can be contained. One thing I know for sure, if the current occupant of the white house gets involved, we're all going to die. (see swarm above.)


 
 

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