"I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing. It should definitely spice up this autobiography a little."
—u/Killroy137 67 Two-sentence Horror Stories - Buzzfeed
"There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping. I live alone."
—u/guztaluz
"Yesterday my parents told me I was too old for an imaginary friend and that I had to let her go. They found her body this morning."
—u/BitterSimplicity