It has come to my attention that the President, our own Barack H. Obama, may not have been born in this country and now every single law he passes will have to be undone!! This is horrible! How could we let this happen?

Here is the short version of what some say. Now, bear in mind some of these are anonymous sources, but does that make them any less valid?

Baracks mother, Ann, married a big scary black man from Kenya and went to deep dark Africa, which I am told is not a country, but actually a Continent! Anyway, seems she gave birth to Barack (Barry) in a hut in Kenya while her husband was out drinking whatever it is they drink in Africa and of course, gambling. Well, don't you know that Ann started thinking right away, "hey, I should really make Barry an American citizen just in case he grows up and wants to run for political office."

So, off she jogs down to the Kenya government TeePee and talks to the Kenyan official who sends a messaged drum beat to wherever they communicate these things, to put an ad in the Hawai'ian newspaper that Barry was born on American soil. (Well, not real America, but you get the picture).

So, a conspiracy was started way back when, to make Barack Obama an American! What proof do these proud citizens who want to expose this farce have? Well, just the DEPOSITION (which is legal, with lawyers and everything) of Barry’s step GRANDMOTHER who was actually in the treehouse when he was born!!

And all Barry can do is come up with some obviously phony document that says he was born in America…blah blah. A document, which was approved as valid by some state and Federal officials. Obviously these officials are part of the conspiracy and have been paid off by the fake President’s lawyers. There is no telling how deep this thing goes.

Now, some people are saying that the whole “Birther” movement was started as a joke. Really? That’s crazy, I mean just crazy. Who would make this stuff up? Who?

According to some very Liberal blog – (yeah, a blog) the birther movement was meant as a jab because the New York Times had wondered if then candidate John McCain’s birth in Panama would be a problem.

This is silly. Who would just write a silly blog and make stuff up? I mean……. come ON!

According to this blog, Yes To Democracy they claim that they found the first ever mention of Obama’s birth controversy, back in March 2008. And it was from a conservative blogger who said this about his birth blog:



When questioned by a poster to the blog the author writes back:



You can read the entire blog here if you’re so inclined, or you can just take MY word for it. Barry Obama is the greatest con artist who ever lived! He has punk’d the World!