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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 12/06/2009 15:02:37

Good Day good people.

I am sorry to report that Veveeta is pooped from all the partying she has been doing this week with the fabulous Salahi's. That couple really knows its way around, let me tell you! We crashed the International Dog Show, a party at Paris Hilton penthouse condo in Dubai, made a scene at Hef's mansion with the Girls Next Door TV crew around, danced on tables with Lindsay Lohan and Misha Barton at a club in South Beach and somehow ended up on a Yacht belonging to some greek shipping tycoon and partied with P Diddy all night long.

So, as extra beauty sleep is needed I'll just leave you with a few things to ponder. Some may be things you'd rather not know.

Like this in the Tiger Woods TMI dept (I refuse to belittle this torrid news with the "Tiger Woods has a big driver" joke"):

Mindy Lawton, a 34-year-old waitress, claims to have had a year-long affair with Tiger Woods filled with regular sex in a range of locations. The Daily Mail writes that the pair met in the summer of 2006 at a diner where Lawton worked.

According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is "very well endowed" and "knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12," she tells News of the World. Lawton's sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as "extremely good."

Woods was fond of sleeping with her in numerous locations -- from parking lots to the shower to the garage -- but the golfer refused to have sex in his bedroom.

Lawton also says that Woods has a particular passion for the color red, which he is known to wear on Sundays at golf tournaments. But according to Lawton, that isn't the only place he enjoys the color:

"His favourite [underwear] were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his mother's favourite colour."


Whoa. Poor Mrs. Woods.

In the Can Sarah Palin Get Even Nuttier catagory, here is your answer:


Sarah Palin declared on Thursday that the legitimacy of President Obama's birth certificate is "rightfully" an issue with the American public, and that it is "fair game" for politicians to question Obama's citizenship.

The comments came during an interview with conservative radio host Rusty Humphries, who asked Palin whether she planned to "make the birth certificate an issue" if she runs for president in 2012.

"I think the public rightfully is still making it an issue," Palin said. "I don't have a problem with that. I don't know if I would have to bother to make it an issue, because I think that members of the electorate still want answers."


Lastly, you may think that it's only the media that is left-winged biased, but you'd be oh so wrong. Seems that thermometers can lean left as well:

"Biased thermometers" are to blame for scientific data documenting a precipitous rise in global temperatures, according to Marc Morano.

Morano was Rush Limbaugh's former producer and a columnist at the rightwing "news" site, Cybercast News Service, before becoming denialist-extraordinaire Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK)'s top aide on the U.S. Senate Committee on Environmental and Public Works. In 2003, Inhofe described global warming as "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people," a statement which he stills stands by today.

Morano now runs the climate denialist website ClimateDepot.com and is, essentially, the very heart of the entire climate change denialist echosphere.


Well, I'll sleep much better knowing that the ice caps aren't melting and I'm not going to drown in a tidal wave of melted ice and dead polar bears. Have a great Sunday everyone.





 

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