A theory in the works, bear with me please. Rush Limbaugh was on a vacation in the birth country of our Socialist President, Hawai'i. Why was he there? Socialist Obama was there also. Also on vacation. ALSO. Coincidence? Rush was playing golf. GOLF! Just like Tiger Woods does - though admittedly, not nearly as well as Tiger. Tiger has numerous affairs with women. Rush can't keep a wife and some say that he dates underage hookers that resemble the children of his many housekeepers and gardeners while under the influence of Viagra. AND.... and there was a terrorist plot done all while Rush and our Socialist President are on vacation overseas while Tiger is NO WHERE to be found!

See! See where I'm going here? Certainly you do.

So, lets look at Rush's alleged "chest pains" and subsequent hospital stay. Rush claims to have the need for HEALTH CARE and now claims that the United States has the best care in the WORLD. Rush said this about the event.

"The pain was real, and they don't know what caused it."Limbaugh said.

Turning from his health to politics, Limbaugh declared that he got the best health treatment in the world "right here in the United States of America."

"I don't think there's one thing wrong with the United States health system," Limbaugh said. He went on to add, "all you need to do is to go see a doctor when you have pains [like this] or a high fever or lose your hearing or need a script for a pain killer. Muscle relaxers should never be over-looked either."

He continued to praise the fine care he received at Queens Memorial Hospital in Honolulu. "The Health Care system is not broken and does not need to be fixed. I was treated swiftly and thoroughly by several fine doctors which ran a battery of tests to determine that I was okay. These lazy democrat whiners need to stop complaining about 'lack of care for working Americans' and come see the fine hospital that we have here. If any of these poor, poor working Americans have trouble seeing a doctor, or, are unhappy with the care they receive, then they should consult their Attorney - mine is Roy Black."

Rush was so happy about his quiet, comfortable overnight stay and the good care that he received by the many doctors, that he purchased the hospital with spare change found in the vast pockets of his golf pants. He plans to make it a privately run hospital for himself and his friends to use for emergency check-ups during their yearly golf/hooker excursions.

So, we can see that while Rush was busy playing golf and preparing for a relaxing check-up in a first class hospital to prove that our health care system is fine as long as you have a $400 Million contract to work until 2016, our Socialist President ran around with the natives unaware that that a terrorist was using the Tiger Woods multiple affairs with white women to dull our senses enough that he could board a plane laced with explosives.