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Crazy Mother F*ckers.
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 02/17/2008 15:01:11

Today Velveeta will spoil this lovely Sunday that God has blessed us with, to remind you of the many crazy zombies out there, bent on destroying you. Its always good to remember that they are out there, waiting. And we all know that zombies do two things: move slow and eat brains. These particular zombies attempt to brainwash our more gullible citizens by appearing to know what they’re talking about. If a person has a radio or TV show on a major network, they must be smart, right? If someone gets paid to speak in front of large crowds of people, certainly, they must be an expert in their field?

Nope. Sorry. There are many crazy zombies out there - they spew the hateful words written in front of them, pander to other evil zombies, and make it seem as if everything they say is true.

So, I thought I’d take a moment to remind ya’ll of some of them. To be honest, its also a way to cut and paste my way through the blog this morning as Velveeta fights the flu/fever that is desperately trying to keep her down. But she will fight on! FIGHT! FIGHT! Fight (cough) ……….

So here are my awards to a few of the crazy mother fuckers who are trying to turn our brains into mush, attempting to zombie-fy us, so that we will end up spewing right-wing nonsense, walking slowly and trying to eat our friends and families brains infecting them as well.

I’m sorry there is no actual awards to give out, nor do we have the fabulous red carpet, Klieg lights, jazzy dance numbers or hot buxom blondes leading the winners off stage right - unless Raine volunteers.


First crazy mother fucker: Shirley Phelps-Roper. You know her from the infamous Westboro Baptist Church, the ones that protest soldiers funerals and are all like :whiney voice: “this is how Jesus wants us to live”. Oddly enough, Shirley seems intent on “not being submissive” as her Bible clearly preaches, as she is the outspoken leader of the church. As well, she has adopted the feminist custom of keeping her maiden name and using a (gasp) hyphen. For shame Shirley! Another oddity that I couldn’t help but notice. She’s breed 11 children, or as they are more commonly known, church members, all of whom also have the hyphenated name “Phelps-Roper”. Hmm, that just seems overly feminist! I don’t think even Jane Fonda would do such a thing. (She didn’t). But I do notice that her children/church still have those names………..which means they have not married, which means, according to their own laws, they are still virgins! Yikes. (Some of them are, I believe, in thier late 20's or older). Good luck trying to find a husband/wife/life partner in that particular state of craziness.

Anywho, not that we need proof that she is a crazy mother fucker, but the family/church recently released this this little gem of a press release. (Typo’s included):

Westboro Baptist Church
(WBC Chronicles - Since 1955)
3701 SW 12th St. Topeka, Kansas 66604 785-273-0325 GodHatesFags.com
Religions Opinion and Bible Commentary on Cnrrent Events
Friday, February 15, 2008

NEWS RELEASE
Thank God for NIU Carnage.
Thank God for the Shooter.
Thank God for 6 dead.
God sent the Shooter.
WBC warned you in Aug. 2000.
WBC will picket your funerals.
Yes. Aug. 4-6, 2000, WBC picketed Northern
Illinois University where a conference for fags
was being held, headed by some preacher that
had a sex change operation. We warned you at
that time that God Almighty would not tolerate
such perversions, and that He would in due
course pour out His wrath in retaliatory
vengeance upon pagan Illinois and upon fag
NIU. You mocked and scoffed. Now God says
of you, "For they have sown the wind, and they
shall reap the whirlwind." Hos.8:7.
God hates Illinois and NIU.
Moreover, you adopted a course of persecution
against WBC. Expect worse & more from God.



That’s right ,you’re not hallucinating…….they are ever so glad that someone killed people at the NIU campus. Aren’t they lovely? By the way, we will just be missing them in DC. If we went just one week earlier we could “hang out with them”.

#2. Bill O’Reilly. Space does not really allow to write all the details of why BillO is a CMF. Let me just spin the NO SPIN ZONE/BULLSHIT SPIN WHEEL ™ (patent pending) and find just one random clip.

Here, he tries to convince you that its YOUR fault that we’re losing the GWOT and that YOU are happy when things go bad in Iraq. If you haven’t eaten yet, see if you can sit through to his remarks about Sean Penn and Jane Fonda. What a condescending CMF!




Lastly, I’ll have to add this women, mostly due to screechiness in voice. (My head is throbbing, so I don’t know exactly what she’s saying due to the mind-numbing pain that her screeches inflict). Brigitte Gabriel is educated, very well coiffed , and articulate. To bad she’s just a tad moon-bat crazy. She has tried to convince us that Keith Ellison is out to get us because he is a Muslim and that‘s what Muslims do. She has told us the all Islamists are born hating us and its in every fiber of their body to due us harm.

Here’s a sample video where you are informed that you are supporting Osama Bin Laden if you advertise in the New York Times. Again, I warn you not to view this on a full stomach or a hangover. I also caution you to turn your speakers to a low volume!





Lets give a big hand to our winners. They won’t really notice, as they’ve each moved on to the next bright light and/or microphone ready to infect more people.

*********


In case you missed this from the “liberal media” NYT, another fight to keep the Public Broadcasting System (PBS) is on the way. When we last heard, the Raypublicans had positioned themselves onto the board of directors in an effort to destroy non-corporate funded radio and television. They seem to be winning.

After all, why would we want to watch/listen to the various classical young artists competitions, a great jazz show like Sinnett in Session or the award winning Dance in America series, when we might miss FOX’s American Idol!!

This is worth a read:Is PBS Still Necessary?

************


One last thing. You probably missed this interesting piece on the Discovery channel about Area 51. It will reappear in March, check your listings. Its very interesting what has happened to that entire area and the surrounding towns. The show is called “Inside Area 51” and I recommend keeping an eye out for it.



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Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 15:48:16
Fristy pants.



The right-wing zombies crave brains because they don't have any of thier own or like Rush Limpballs and Glenn Beck, they sit on them.

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 17:04:48
:rofl: Good one Liv! :clap: excellent... RWZombies!!!

Comment by BobR on 02/17/2008 17:24:52
After watching Bill O'Lielly and 1/2 of the Lebanese harpy, I have a twitch that just won't go away.



Nice going...

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 17:36:33
Quote by BobR: After watching Bill O'Lielly and 1/2 of the Lebanese harpy, I have a twitch that just won't go away.



Nice going...


They have been known to have that effect.



Warning: Watching these people may result in brain cells being killed off.

Comment by velveeta jones on 02/17/2008 18:28:31
Damn, I just got a call for a job interview (at a place I actually wouldn't mind working) for tomorrow.



MUST......GET......



BETTER.....Power Rangers........HEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!



(ack). Free Smiley Face Courtesy of www.FreeSmileys.org





Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 18:36:02
Is the message board down?

Comment by velveeta jones on 02/17/2008 18:38:41
Hey BobR. Are you really still "drinking beer"? You must be drunk by now! I have this crazy idea.

Keep in mind I have a fever.



Think I could make CMF (crazy mother fucker) trading cards and sell them on the blog(s)? I wouldn't be making up anything, all the "stats" on the CMF's would be real - there's no need to lie about their craziness?



Then I could have CMF hats and t-shirts, etc.



The cool thing is CMF is also a hate group -Christian Military Fellowship. D'oh.



:sigh: I'll lie back down.............

Comment by velveeta jones on 02/17/2008 18:39:50
Quote by livingonli: Is the message board down?


I do believe so. Seems to be a problem with the IPB peoples.

Comment by m-hadley on 02/17/2008 18:43:37
Excellent post Velveeta!

I just finished a Sunday mornin' post on my blog and must add John "Methusaleh" McCain to your list of Crazy Mo Fos, especially since he pullled a mitt-flip on waterboarding. Seems he wants to be presidunce sooooo badly that he will do and say anything to get the attention of the far-right wing whackos that he earlier rightfully described as "agents of intolerance." That is rich shit about Roper-Phelps and their statement on the NIU tragedy - what a great example of christian virtue those moe-rawns are. Hope you have a great Sunday, Velveeta, and are able to keep that flu bug at bay. BTB, I went to the new LGBT center in Tulsa to play Gay Bingo on Friday night and the center is amazing, plus the caller was an adorable queen (Tina Turner look alike) =) Just thought you might like to know that there are a few good thangs going on out here in mid-America...



Comment by m-hadley on 02/17/2008 18:47:05
Quote by velveeta jones: Hey BobR. Are you really still "drinking beer"? You must be drunk by now! I have this crazy idea.

Keep in mind I have a fever.



Think I could make CMF (crazy mother fucker) trading cards and sell them on the blog(s)? I wouldn't be making up anything, all the "stats" on the CMF's would be real - there's no need to lie about their craziness?



Then I could have CMF hats and t-shirts, etc.



The cool thing is CMF is also a hate group -Christian Military Fellowship. D'oh.



:sigh: I'll lie back down.............




Great idea, Velveeta - let me know if I can help out in anyway. I'm a demon with powerpoint, but don't have photoshop on my laptop :(

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 18:48:17
Just watched that woman speak. She is fucking batshit crazy. Another Michelle Malkin who would give in to White Supremacy and Republican Nazi rule.

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 18:50:03
And healing vibes to Velveeta. Hope you're better for your interview tomorrow.

Comment by velveeta jones on 02/17/2008 18:55:43
Thanks Faye,

I will check out your blog later today. I'm going to watch a movie or sleep for a bit. I never know what will happen. The movie, oddly enough, that my wife picked is a Zombie movie.........28 weeks later! :lol:

Comment by BobR on 02/17/2008 19:10:47
Quote by m-hadley: Excellent post Velveeta!

I just finished a Sunday mornin' post on my blog and must add John "Methusaleh" McCain to your list of Crazy Mo Fos, especially since he pullled a mitt-flip on waterboarding. Seems he wants to be presidunce sooooo badly that he will do and say anything to get the attention of the far-right wing whackos that he earlier rightfully described as "agents of intolerance." That is rich shit about Roper-Phelps and their statement on the NIU tragedy - what a great example of christian virtue those moe-rawns are. Hope you have a great Sunday, Velveeta, and are able to keep that flu bug at bay. BTB, I went to the new LGBT center in Tulsa to play Gay Bingo on Friday night and the center is amazing, plus the caller was an adorable queen (Tina Turner look alike) =) Just thought you might like to know that there are a few good thangs going on out here in mid-America...



My lesbian sort-of-ex-sister-in-law and her partner live in OK City. They do stuff for the Dem party there, but I get most of my info second-hand, so it's a little vague...

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 19:25:52
Is she a sort-of lesbian or sort-of ex-sister in law?

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 19:32:21
The message board is back up.

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 20:15:40
Quote by livingonli: Is she a sort-of lesbian or sort-of ex-sister in law?
:D She is a sort of ex sister in Law...

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 20:18:15
Listening to James Taylor and Joni Mitchell... not at the same time, but they are who I have chosen to just channel today. .... Oh, and Janice... I am Painting here in casa de Bob And Raine today... BobR is making music... this is a good life!

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 20:19:55
Time to dredge off to the salt mine.

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 21:31:22
we are powering down for a little while, we have some very nasty weather (tornado watch and serious T-storms) heading towards Fulton County. Be back later guys.

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 21:34:30
Hang in there, fellow Southerners.

Comment by m-hadley on 02/17/2008 21:41:13
Quote by Raine: Listening to James Taylor and Joni Mitchell... not at the same time, but they are who I have chosen to just channel today.



.... Oh, and Janice...



I am Painting here in casa de Bob And Raine today... BobR is making music... this is a good life!















Raine,

Your day sounds blissful. James Taylor and Joni Mitchell - I used to have an old bootleg LP that had both of them singing together, but I gave it away to an older crush I had in High School Wish I had it back - it had a wonderful version of "Little Green" on it... ah, nostalgia... Take care, don't let the storms get ya :)



Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 22:53:59
The storms have seemed to pass... we ended up being fine.



we may have a slight chance of concern later, but nothing like what just passed. Whew.

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 22:55:20
Faye, I have heard of this bootleg album!



Glad you got a little nostalgic today!

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 23:18:57
I was listening to Sirius' The Vault channel driving into work which plays the deeper classic rock cuts and they were playing Eric Burdon and the Animals "Sky Pilot" as well as Jefferson Starship's "Play on Love". The DJ had to mention that Grace Slick had sex with every member of the band except Marty Balin.

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 23:30:02
Quote by livingonli: I was listening to Sirius' The Vault channel driving into work which plays the deeper classic rock cuts and they were playing Eric Burdon and the Animals "Sky Pilot" as well as Jefferson Starship's "Play on Love". The DJ had to mention that Grace Slick had sex with every member of the band except Marty Balin.


And this was news.... how???



Ah bless Grace Slick. You gotta love a woman that was ready to dose Nixon with Acid...

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 23:40:48
Quote by Raine:
Quote by livingonli: I was listening to Sirius' The Vault channel driving into work which plays the deeper classic rock cuts and they were playing Eric Burdon and the Animals "Sky Pilot" as well as Jefferson Starship's "Play on Love". The DJ had to mention that Grace Slick had sex with every member of the band except Marty Balin.


And this was news.... how???



Ah bless Grace Slick. You gotta love a woman that was ready to dose Nixon with Acid...


The funny part of it was how the DJ was describing how Marty Balin resisted her advances. He just did not want to be a notch on the bedpost.

Comment by livingonli on 02/17/2008 23:51:11
I just had the mental image of Nixon after taking some acid. It was creepy and funny at the same time. Would he have made amends with Timothy Leary?

Comment by starling310 on 02/17/2008 23:52:14
Obama meets with Edwards







Endorsement Courting? Or, possible VeePee? Discuss.

Comment by Raine on 02/17/2008 23:55:39
Our dear adn Loyal TRi Sec says HELLO FROM BELFAST! Everyone! Wave northward to the Familia TRisec!!

Comment by livingonli on 02/18/2008 00:08:08
:waves northward:

Comment by TriSec on 02/18/2008 01:12:48
And right on cue, here we are!



Blogging this evening from the lovely Ocean's Edgeat Belfast,ME...



Dial in 04915 to your mapping software...



Anyway, just passing through! :peace:

Comment by livingonli on 02/18/2008 01:20:01
Further proof I have no life. I looked at the cable lineup. If Tri has the regular cable system in his hotel, he might get CBC from Montreal as well as WSBK. All the other TV stations are from Bangor.

Comment by m-hadley on 02/18/2008 02:57:01
Tri Sec,

Looks like a loverly place - did you dine in the restaurant? Enjoy your stay...

Cheers,

mfaye

Comment by Mondobubba on 02/18/2008 03:00:42
Evening all. Listening to the Ronettes, Da Ramones & The Beach Boys at thunder volume on the way home.



blog bonus points here what do "Baby I Love You," Be My Baby," and "Good Vibrations" have in common?

Comment by livingonli on 02/18/2008 03:16:05
Phil Spector produced them.

Comment by Mondobubba on 02/18/2008 03:29:06
Quote by livingonli: Phil Spector produced them.






:John Mclaughlan: WRONG! No Beach Boys records were produced by Phil Spector. You are semi-close those Livin.

Comment by livingonli on 02/18/2008 04:40:15
No one else to chime in. BobR, Raine.