Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along.
They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman." Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a crown.
They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man." Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.
They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar." Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down crying.
"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.
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Oh btw, the unemployment rate is down to 7.8%.
There goes another talking point!
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Mittdows? Mittentosh?
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Mittdows? Mittentosh?
Mittix!
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Unemployment goes below 8% in September.
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So Scoop, when do you get the results o' the sleep study?
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Unemployment goes below 8% in September.
Which means jackshit to people in their 50's who lost their jobs in the Bush recession. Most aren't going to be hired for any meaningful job.
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Unemployment goes below 8% in September.
Which means jackshit to people in their 50's who lost their jobs in the Bush recession. Most aren't going to be hired for any meaningful job.
I guess I am the exception to that. I lost my job at 48, found a new one at 49, and then got an even better one at 50.
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So Scoop, when do you get the results o' the sleep study?
You know, that's a good question. I wonder if they're posted to my patient portal or not.
I do know this - they called me back for a second sleepover, so I'm probably being fitted for a CPAP machine.
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Mittdows? Mittentosh?
Mittix!
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Listening to Dr. Maddow break down the "First Debates" over our electoral history.
Feeling much better. (I never was on the ledge, but maybe the window was open a little bit.)
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Mittdows? Mittentosh?
Mittix!
Hey! Don't denigrate Linux that way! Wait that would be Mittux.
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TriSec is blessed - my industry is the only growth industry left (Healthcare) and I have a certain skillset that is extremely limited and in high demand. (EDI, particularly understanding the ANSI codesets.)
But I too contracted and temped for 3 years post-Bush....it's going to take at least that many years to rebuild, methinks.
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Mittdows? Mittentosh?
Mittix!
Hey! Don't denigrate Linux that way! Wait that would be Mittux.
Psst - there's this O/S out there known as "Unix"...
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Mittdows? Mittentosh?
Mittix!
Hey! Don't denigrate Linux that way! Wait that would be Mittux.
Psst - there's this O/S out there known as "Unix"...
Well duh! But us cool kids prefer linnux. Cause you know having a high powered, difficult network aware OS in a laptop is great geek overkill.
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Oh, blog research staff?
Has the no pre-existing clause in the ACA gone into effect yet? A coworker of mine at the store...her son has kidney cancer and Humana dumped him - he can't get coverage anywhere right now.
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Oh, and the nice UPS man brought me a little porkpie last night. Lookin' good. Maybe I'll start playing again.
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So, Jack Welch things the jobs numbers are bogus eh?
Too bad no one gives a flying fuck about what Jack Welch thinks.
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*grunt* Can't see the photos, sir.
It's a Jaxson...black, with a grey band. And it's ridged. like it's made out of a number of concentric rings. It's supposedly a crushable travel hat.
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So, Jack Welch things the jobs numbers are bogus eh?
Too bad no one gives a flying fuck about what Jack Welch thinks.
Heh it's not just Welch either.. Looks like the talking points today said JOB TRUTHERS ASSEMBLE!
...But there was a moment in the debate that will be discussed in the days ahead that everyone missed until yesterday.
A review of the debate tape reveals that, apparently, Mitt Romney needed a cheat sheet to keep the lies straight.
The rules of the presidential debates are clear about not bringing outside notes and presidents and aspirants have followed the rule for decades.
Video of the first eleven seconds of the debate available on YouTube shows Mitt Romney reaching into his pocket at the moment he is out of view of those in front of him, he used the lectern as a shield, and removing what appears to be folded papers from his pocket
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So, Jack Welch things the jobs numbers are bogus eh?
Too bad no one gives a flying fuck about what Jack Welch thinks.
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Mitt bombshell: He cheated, too.
...But there was a moment in the debate that will be discussed in the days ahead that everyone missed until yesterday.
A review of the debate tape reveals that, apparently, Mitt Romney needed a cheat sheet to keep the lies straight.
The rules of the presidential debates are clear about not bringing outside notes and presidents and aspirants have followed the rule for decades.
Video of the first eleven seconds of the debate available on YouTube shows Mitt Romney reaching into his pocket at the moment he is out of view of those in front of him, he used the lectern as a shield, and removing what appears to be folded papers from his pocket
It goes against our nature; but the left has to start asserting its own values
The progressive attempt to appeal to self-interest has been a catastrophe. Empathy, not expediency, must drive our campaigns
George Monbiot
The Guardian, Monday 11 October 2010 15.59 EDT
The acceptance of policies that counteract our interests is the pervasive mystery of the 21st century. In the US blue-collar workers angrily demand that they be left without healthcare, and insist that millionaires pay less tax. In the UK we appear ready to abandon the social progress for which our ancestors risked their lives with barely a mutter of protest. What has happened to us?
The answer, I think, is provided by the most interesting report I have read this year. Common Cause, written by Tom Crompton of the environment group WWF, examines a series of fascinating recent advances in the field of psychology. It offers, I believe, a remedy to the blight that now afflicts every good cause from welfare to climate change.
Progressives, he shows, have been suckers for a myth of human cognition he labels the enlightenment model. This holds that people make rational decisions by assessing facts. All that has to be done to persuade people is to lay out the data: they will then use it to decide which options best support their interests and desires.
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Common Cause proposes a simple remedy: that we stop seeking to bury our values and instead explain and champion them. Progressive campaigners, it suggests, should help to foster an understanding of the psychology that informs political change and show how it has been manipulated. They should also come together to challenge forces – particularly the advertising industry – that make us insecure and selfish.
Ed Miliband appears to understand this need. He told the Labour conference that he "wants to change our society so that it values community and family, not just work" and "wants to change our foreign policy so that it's always based on values, not just alliances … We must shed old thinking and stand up for those who believe there is more to life than the bottom line". But there's a paradox here, which means that we cannot rely on politicians to drive these changes. Those who succeed in politics are, by definition, people who prioritise extrinsic values. Their ambition must supplant peace of mind, family life, friendship – even brotherly love.
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Mitt bombshell: He cheated, too.
...But there was a moment in the debate that will be discussed in the days ahead that everyone missed until yesterday.
A review of the debate tape reveals that, apparently, Mitt Romney needed a cheat sheet to keep the lies straight.
The rules of the presidential debates are clear about not bringing outside notes and presidents and aspirants have followed the rule for decades.
Video of the first eleven seconds of the debate available on YouTube shows Mitt Romney reaching into his pocket at the moment he is out of view of those in front of him, he used the lectern as a shield, and removing what appears to be folded papers from his pocket
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Mitt bombshell: He cheated, too.
...But there was a moment in the debate that will be discussed in the days ahead that everyone missed until yesterday.
A review of the debate tape reveals that, apparently, Mitt Romney needed a cheat sheet to keep the lies straight.
The rules of the presidential debates are clear about not bringing outside notes and presidents and aspirants have followed the rule for decades.
Video of the first eleven seconds of the debate available on YouTube shows Mitt Romney reaching into his pocket at the moment he is out of view of those in front of him, he used the lectern as a shield, and removing what appears to be folded papers from his pocket
At the end of the debate, he appears to have retrieved it.
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Flippy-Floppy, Flippy-Floppy, Oy! Oy! Oy!
On October 5, 2005 — exactly seven years ago tomorrow, Governor Mitt Romney signed into law a bill directing the state to ask the federal government for more Medicaid money for home and community support services for autistic children who, without that support, would be at risk of being placed in an institution. The Romney administration asked for the additional Medicaid money, it was approved, and today the program is helping 160 children and their families get services at home.
In 2015, the state will have to ask the federal government to renew the funds. And so the question arises — would a President Romney continue or discontinue the funding for this program, one that Governor Romney asked for?
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youtell me:
Ryan Andresen has spent a decade completing the requirements for the coveted Eagle Scout award, and now that he is just about to turn 18 -- the cut-off date for attaining the highest honor -- his Boy Scout troop won't approve it because he is gay.
His project, a "tolerance wall," was inspired by the years of hazing he endured in middle school in Moraga, Calif., and later at Boy Scout summer camp, where his nicknames were "Tinkerbell" and "faggot."
"I had I had no idea what gay was at that point," said Andresen, who described hazing that included, among other rituals, having the word "fag" written in charcoal across his chest.
"It was really embarrassing and humiliating," he said. "And I was terrified."
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youtell me:
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youtell me:
is there already a note pad and pen on the podium for them to make notes?
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This is why the BSA needs to change.
Ryan Andresen has spent a decade completing the requirements for the coveted Eagle Scout award, and now that he is just about to turn 18 -- the cut-off date for attaining the highest honor -- his Boy Scout troop won't approve it because he is gay.
His project, a "tolerance wall," was inspired by the years of hazing he endured in middle school in Moraga, Calif., and later at Boy Scout summer camp, where his nicknames were "Tinkerbell" and "faggot."
"I had I had no idea what gay was at that point," said Andresen, who described hazing that included, among other rituals, having the word "fag" written in charcoal across his chest.
"It was really embarrassing and humiliating," he said. "And I was terrified."
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youtell me:
is there already a note pad and pen on the podium for them to make notes?
Watch this: (about 10 second in...)The Obama leave the stage empty handed. Mitt foes over to the lectern, grabs the papers, fold them up, tries to put it inside his jacket and then hands it off to his son.
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A 4F EXCLUSIVE - THE SECRET CRIBSHEET REVEALED!!
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I know we've had this discussion before but do neo-con asses still own Direct TV?
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I know we've had this discussion before but do neo-con asses still own Direct TV?
Liberty Media and not News Corp. owns DirecTV. I guess you should check their contributions on various sites that track that since they don't mention their politics as much as Murdoch's. Their principal media properties are the Starz-Encore channels and the Root Sports regional networks (they also own a stake in GSN).
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I just checked Google and Dish is in a dispute with Gannett as well and WUSA may go down on Sunday night when the agreement expires. Many broadcasters are not happy with the auto-skip functions of the Hopper and this could be straining any attempts by Dish to get agreements from broadcasters down the road.
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I just checked Google and Dish is in a dispute with Gannett as well and WUSA may go down on Sunday night when the agreement expires. Many broadcasters are not happy with the auto-skip functions of the Hopper and this could be straining any attempts by Dish to get agreements from broadcasters down the road.
yeah, just found that out last night. not happy. at this point they keep taking away channels I watch, its becoming less of a value.
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Although I have to wonder about my cable company and their fight with Tribune, since WPIX has been off for well over a month now and I am wondering why they haven't reached a settlement and this is looking more like who will blink first. It may come down to whether WPIX's absence from Cablevision takes a huge enough hit in the ratings or whether Cablevision subscribers switch to competitors in order to watch WPIX. It just sucks that DirecTV doesn't carry sub-channels so I have missed Antenna TV for this past month.
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Although I have to wonder about my cable company and their fight with Tribune, since WPIX has been off for well over a month now and I am wondering why they haven't reached a settlement and this is looking more like who will blink first. It may come down to whether WPIX's absence from Cablevision takes a huge enough hit in the ratings or whether Cablevision subscribers switch to competitors in order to watch WPIX. It just sucks that DirecTV doesn't carry sub-channels so I have missed Antenna TV for this past month.
isn't it like Dish and you pay like 5 buck a month to get the locals?
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Although I have to wonder about my cable company and their fight with Tribune, since WPIX has been off for well over a month now and I am wondering why they haven't reached a settlement and this is looking more like who will blink first. It may come down to whether WPIX's absence from Cablevision takes a huge enough hit in the ratings or whether Cablevision subscribers switch to competitors in order to watch WPIX. It just sucks that DirecTV doesn't carry sub-channels so I have missed Antenna TV for this past month.
isn't it like Dish and you pay like 5 buck a month to get the locals?
Used to be. Locals are incorporated now in the current packages, I think they do knock the price down if you are in one of the few remaining areas where locals are not available.
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Happy 42nd birthday to PBS!
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Happy 42nd birthday to PBS!
Cigarette?
Blindfold?
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Hmmm apparently the crib note thing has been debunked - it was a handkerchief.
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Tri, I just spoke to a guy who claims to be the head of ODESSA. if speaking with him wasn't like being straped to Count Rugan's machine, he would an entertaining nut.
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Tri, I just spoke to a guy who claims to be the head of ODESSA. if speaking with him wasn't like being straped to Count Rugan's machine, he would an entertaining nut.
We're coming for you Mondo. Pack your bags.
"CROMWELL"
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10 Reasons not to vote for Mitt from Snoop Dog
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Mala: did you see who's coming to Glee next week?
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Speaking as we were (in passing) of Linux earlier, the first version of kernel was released today in 1991. Linux can now buy whiskey.
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10 Reasons not to vote for Mitt from Snoop Dog
That is all kinds of wrongly hilarious.
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Speaking as we were (in passing) of Linux earlier, the first version of kernel was released today in 1991. Linux can now buy whiskey.
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10 Reasons not to vote for Mitt from Snoop Dog
That is all kinds of wrongly hilarious.
isn't it though