Just a few snippets of news to give one HOPE!

From MSNBC


Seems like hardly anyone wants to attend his rallies, even Joe! Well, as they say, "suffer the poor children", sorry kids for putting you through this. I'm sure you were excited getting out of classes until you found out what it was.

Most people want to go to the rallies that have celebrities - you know, like Sarah Palin! Sarah, who was punk'd yesterday by a genius Canadian Comedy Duo later put out a statement that said:



"Other celebrities"? Oh dear. These people need something to keep track of their talking points! Did she, and her "people" forget that Obama is the celebrity? Remember the ad with him and Paris Hilton? Now its Sarah and Paris. Actually, now that I picture that, a pretty good pairing. Lets just hope Sarah keeps her underpants on.

Frankly, I think Paris may be smarter than this pile of dog-poo. I've tried to compare her intelligence to that of a pancake, but my pal Mondo told me I was insulting pancakes. He's probably correct.

Not only did she fall for this lame prank by two comedians, she never once questions the comments that the (supposed) President says! I can only imagine a White House that makes the movie "Idiocracy" look like a documentary!

She's so dumb......... (how dumb is she)......... She's so dumb she thinks the press are infringing upon her First Amendment Rights! (drumroll, laughter, applause).

I'm sorry, but the only, the ONLY way Obama can lose at this point is through outright cheating or an army to stop us. And they may well need an army if they try to cheat.

In fact, while the early voting crowds which lean heavily toward an Obama win, have left long lines throughout many states that were once solidly "red" the GOP suffers what could be the final nail in its coffin. An endorsement from one man: Dick Cheney.

Oh dear.

Watch Cheney in this inspiring and uplifting endorsement. zzzzzzzzzzz. Oh, what?



Note also how Palin gets more applause than McCain. Hmmmm. Curious.

So, Velveeta's message today is: Don't give up. We can see the light at the end of the tunnel but we still cannot slow down. Not even for a moment. Get out on election day, help those people in those long lines not to lose hope.

For the McCain/Palin team, they have to get out and push their wrecked train towards the ever fading light. They won't make it.

If I can't inspire you. Let this woman do it: