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Author: TriSec    Date: 12/16/2008 11:23:52

Good Morning.

Today is our 2,099th day in Iraq.

We'll start this morning as we always do, with the latest casualty figures from the warron terra, courtesy of Antiwar.com:

American Deaths
Since war began (3/19/03): 4209
Since "Mission Accomplished" (5/1/03): 4070
Since Capture of Saddam (12/13/03): 3749
Since Handover (6/29/04): 3350
Since Election (1/31/05): 2772

Other Coalition Troops - Iraq: 316
US Military Deaths - Afghanistan: 628
Other Military Deaths - Afghanistan: 398
Contractor Deaths - Iraq: 445


We find this morning's cost of war passing through:

$ 580, 014, 625, 000.00




We have a little compare and contrast today. There's word that compensation for the most seriously injured troops is being doubled, as well as a lifetime tax-free monthly payment. Unfortunately, it's for Her Majesty's Army.




The maximum compensation for armed forces personnel injured in service has been doubled by defence ministers from £285,000 to £570,000.

The increase is retrospective, which means around £10m will be paid out to 2,700 troops who have been awarded lump-sum payments.

For the most seriously injured this is in addition to a lifetime tax-free index-linked monthly payment.

The government said it would be a "boost" to personnel and families.

All injured personnel who have received an award under the scheme will receive an increase of between 10% and 100% of their payment.

A 19-year-old seriously injured soldier could receive more than £1m over the course of his life under the new system.

Pressure for the increase was partly driven by the fact civilian compensation cases can receive much higher sums.

'Very best support'

Letters with details of the increased compensation payments are being sent to the 140 most seriously injured.

They will get their additional money within the next few days, while those less seriously injured will receive their extra compensation over the next few months.

The plan was announced in July as part of a government paper outlining 40 measures to improve the lives of servicemen and woman.

Defence minister Kevan Jones said: "Our armed forces are inspirational and they deserve the very best support - that is why I am determined to see through the package of measures we announced in the Service Personnel Command paper.

"This increase in our compensation package will be a great boost to our injured personnel and their families."




Compare that, if you will, to the way the US is handling the final benefits payment of some
US war widows.


WASHINGTON—Surviving spouses of war veterans have been wrongfully denied up to millions of dollars in government benefits over the past 12 years due to computer glitches that often resulted in money being seized from the elderly survivors' bank accounts.

The Veterans Affairs Department said Saturday it wasn't fully aware of the problem. It pledged to work quickly to give back the pension and disability checks -- ranging from $100 to more than $2,500 -- that hundreds of thousands of widows or widowers should have received during the month of their spouse's death.

"This problem must be fixed," said VA Secretary James Peake. The department indicated in an "action plan" provided to The Associated Press that up to millions of dollars in back payments could be given to the surviving spouses sometime after next February, once it can identify them.

To expedite matters, the VA said those who believe they were wrongfully denied payments can call its help line at 1-800-827-1000.

Congress passed a law in 1996 giving veterans' spouses the right to keep their partners' final month of benefits. It instructed the VA to make changes as needed to comply with the law, which took effect for spouses of veterans who died after Dec. 31, 1996.

But the VA never updated its automated computer systems, which send out checks and notification letters. As a result, widows or widowers were either denied the final month of payment or asked to send the checks back. In many cases, if the checks were already deposited or spent, the U.S. Treasury moved to seize the money directly from their accounts.

Sen. Daniel Akaka, D-Hawaii, who chairs the Senate Veterans Affairs Committee, confronted Peake about the problem in a letter last week after receiving a complaint from a widow. In response, Peake instructed the Veterans Benefits Administration to update its systems as quickly as possible to prevent future denials of benefits.

"This flawed practice has caused serious hardship for many widows," Akaka said Saturday. "Now that this problem has been brought to light, I trust that surviving spouses will receive the benefits they are due."

The VA has yet to identify the exact number of widows or widowers affected, but acknowledged Saturday it could be "sizable." Akaka's committee estimates that 50,000 surviving spouses each year since 1996 could be affected, based on VA numbers indicating more than 100,000 veterans die each year -- some of whom may have been single or divorced -- while receiving VA benefits.



Nice, huh?


 

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Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 14:08:55
Morning :hug:

Comment by BobR on 12/16/2008 14:12:05
thanks for the cheery post this morning Tri.



Jaysus, I am SO looking forward to things improving under an Obama Administration.



They better.... :waiting:

Comment by Scoopster on 12/16/2008 14:17:29
Morning all.. A quick heads-up in the case that you still use Internet Explorer.



There's a newly-discovered major security flaw that hasn't been patched yet. I'm pretty sure there's a patch being written though.



Still, what better time than now to switch to Firefox!

Comment by BobR on 12/16/2008 14:19:40
Technology experts think computer keyboards will become extinct. I doubt that. How am I supposed to write software without a keyboard?

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 14:19:46
:spit:



"I dub you Bruce" Chris!

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 14:21:40
Quote by BobR:

Technology experts think computer keyboards will become extinct. I doubt that. How am I supposed to write software without a keyboard?






maybe you think it and it happens :scratchhead:



Comment by Scoopster on 12/16/2008 14:23:56
Quote by BobR:

Technology experts think computer keyboards will become extinct. I doubt that. How am I supposed to write software without a keyboard?


Nooooooo... I'm never gonna give up my rockin' tri-color backlit hackpad!

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 14:30:36
Good Morning!

Comment by Scoopster on 12/16/2008 14:31:06
Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 14:38:19
My gawd! The filter of at least hiding it is totally gone.



Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 14:39:26
Interesting discussion about the puppies.

Comment by Will in Chicago on 12/16/2008 14:40:28
What happens to the puppies? Ask Judy Giuliani!! (On second thought, don't!!)



Good morning, bloggers! Excellent post, TriSec!



We are going to have a lot to do to help out our veterans. Fortunatley, I think that General Shinseki will do a great job.

Comment by starling310 on 12/16/2008 14:44:46
During all this animal talk, my cat got up on the desk and sidled up next to the radio.

:hug:

Comment by starling310 on 12/16/2008 14:52:31
Uh...why is Chris argueing this point? It's obvious what happens.



My parents just adopted a dog from a Puppy Mill that got shut down.



Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 14:54:55
That is the thing... Regarding puppies adoption V buying... it isn't an all or nothing argument either. Gordon took that to a much more harsh level.







Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 14:58:47
I still want a puppy but I'm just can't deal with worrying about it all the time. I swear if my boss would let me bring it to work I'd be so there in getting one.

Comment by TriSec on 12/16/2008 14:59:55
Excuse me?



Anyone listening to the NovaM stream?



Did they just diss The Chairman?



Them's fightin' words, boys... :modbat:





Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:02:33
Quote by wickedpam:

I still want a puppy but I'm just can't deal with worrying about it all the time. I swear if my boss would let me bring it to work I'd be so there in getting one.
We wanted to adopt a grown dog so we would not have to worry about things like training a puppy. Kizzie came to us housebroke.



We were really blessed with her.



Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:05:20
Quote by Raine:

Quote by wickedpam:

I still want a puppy but I'm just can't deal with worrying about it all the time. I swear if my boss would let me bring it to work I'd be so there in getting one.
We wanted to adopt a grown dog so we would not have to worry about things like training a puppy. Kizzie came to us housebroke.



We were really blessed with her.





I'd still worry. Are they okay? Did they get into something? Are they hungry? Did they eat the couch? Are they bored or lonly? Do they need something to eat?



I swear I'm in a constant state of worry.



Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:08:30
Aww mala. you are a carer.

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:09:38
Mala... you ARE aware we have kittens right? Much less fuss and muss. ::: hint hint :::

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:10:37
Joe Biden did not adopt from a puppy mill, right? From what I understand, this was his 3 or fourth dog from this breeder.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:14:26
Quote by Raine:

Mala... you ARE aware we have kittens right? Much less fuss and muss. ::: hint hint :::






Trust me the cuteness of the kittens is not lost on me :p



It is however on Mom. She does not care for cats, she calls them "sneaky".

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:17:27
Oh yeah... I forgot about Momma Mala..

Comment by TriSec on 12/16/2008 15:22:31
Not entirely true...I've spent a lot of time in Amish territory in PA.



They DO use electricity when necessary, but they're off the grid; they generate their own wherever possible.



But still, "necessary" probably doesn't include radios.... (it's stuff like refrigeration for their farms, and to run the occasional cash register in a shop somewhere.)



And the other "plain people" that are overlooked, the Mennonites, are very modern to the point of driving and having computers.





Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:27:25
:lol: Hymen is breaking a story.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:28:10
Quote by Raine:

Oh yeah... I forgot about Momma Mala..






that's okay :hug:

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:29:46
Paris hilton is the reason why they passed a law in LA dictating how many dogs you can keep.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:30:09
no good and original fairy has a happy ending.



Little Mermaid - dies

Little Match Girl - dies

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:30:34
Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:32:16
Quote by Raine:

Paris hilton is the reason why they passed a law in LA dictating how many dogs you can keep.




She is underinvestigating for owning 17 Dogs.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:35:25




and it always makes me cry



Comment by starling310 on 12/16/2008 15:39:06
Uh, yeah dude...you have to do some research. It's not the dogs fault it bit your son.



Comment by starling310 on 12/16/2008 15:41:24
You do have to take it into account. But, if you have a young child, perhaps a rescueing a dog with aggressive tendencies, as a breed, isn't a good idea. The problem is SOME people ( often with kids ) make an adoption without considering what type of dog ( regardless of it's history ) would be the best for their home.



Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 15:48:02
Good morning everyone.



Did anyone notice that KPHX ran a commercial break in the middle of the last Steph segment?

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:50:22
yeah I noticed - sounded like some hit the button too soon

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:50:32
Ok, that clicking is annoying.

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:51:32
Quote by starling310:

You do have to take it into account. But, if you have a young child, perhaps a rescueing a dog with aggressive tendencies, as a breed, isn't a good idea. The problem is SOME people ( often with kids ) make an adoption without considering what type of dog ( regardless of it's history ) would be the best for their home.

Bingo!









Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:53:04
and now for the annoying beeping part of the show....

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 15:54:52
can't get the show on the Green 960 link either... :(

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 15:56:04
I switched to KTLK.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:56:10
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g37/Wicked_Pam/AddEmoticons0157.gif


Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:56:35
It's back - well news is back

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 15:57:10
and now some more clicking....

Comment by Will in Chicago on 12/16/2008 16:01:24
Quote by livingonli:

Good morning everyone.



Did anyone notice that KPHX ran a commercial break in the middle of the last Steph segment?




Yes. The folks at KPHX are moving to their new studios in Phoenix, which 1190 AM ran out of previously. So, clicks have been a part of what I have been hearing on the radio. (Yesterday, the 2nd hour of the Bill Press show was mostly a commercial and something else mashed together, repeated for a while.)

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:04:54
Quote by livingonli:

I switched to KTLK.


gottta link?

Comment by trojanrabbit on 12/16/2008 16:05:10
Raine :hug:



I now have that little clip you posted on yesterday's blog playing continuously in the upper left corner of my screen. If I need a pick-me-up while I'm working, I just glance to that part of the screen, and now I have a semi-permanent goofy grin.



:hug:

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:05:17
Wait! I am hearing the Wild thing!

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 16:06:54
Quote by Will in Phoenix:

Quote by livingonli:

Good morning everyone.



Did anyone notice that KPHX ran a commercial break in the middle of the last Steph segment?




Yes. The folks at KPHX are moving to their new studios in Phoenix, which 1190 AM ran out of previously. So, clicks have been a part of what I have been hearing on the radio. (Yesterday, the 2nd hour of the Bill Press show was mostly a commercial and something else mashed together, repeated for a while.)


Sounds like they are going to have a lot of bugs during the transition period. I will use KTLK (link below) for the itnerim.

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:07:08
Glad to be of service Trojan!

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 16:07:43
Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:08:51


:redface: oops. Pheonix seems ok again tho.

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:09:16
EARWORM!!!!

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 16:09:29
I was enjoying Waterloo last night while I was doing some dishes :D

Comment by velveeta jones on 12/16/2008 16:09:29
Morning all! Sorry I'm late to the party........ had to go to the Post Office...........



:D

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:10:19
Quote by velveeta jones:

Morning all! Sorry I'm late to the party........ had to go to the Post Office...........



:D


Wonder why...



:D

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 16:18:20
That does remind me I better do some shopping on my day off tomorrow.

Comment by TriSec on 12/16/2008 16:19:34
*grunt*



TriSec went shopping this weekend for blogger joe.



TriSec wrapped everything up neatly last night.



TriSec wrote a wee little Xmas holiday card.



and...



TriSec left everything on the dining room table this morning.



:kickcan:



Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:27:47
Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan did NOT use their middle names... just saying.

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:29:59
Alan Colmes gone wild!



Coulter, who had previously noted that Obama "also said that this was to 'reboot' our relations with the Muslim world," insisted in response, "It can not simultaneously be a hate crime to use a man's middle name and ... for him to say 'this is going to change our relations with the Muslim world.'"



"Ann," Colmes finally said in frustration, "I think you are a hate crime."



"Thank you," Coulter replied smugly.

======================================



Comment by BobR on 12/16/2008 16:32:26
Quote by Raine:

Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan did NOT use their middle names... just saying.


You think if Obama's middle name was "Frank", people would be going apoplectic about this?



I think not.



Comment by BobR on 12/16/2008 16:33:35
Quote by Raine:

Alan Colmes gone wild!



Coulter, who had previously noted that Obama "also said that this was to 'reboot' our relations with the Muslim world," insisted in response, "It can not simultaneously be a hate crime to use a man's middle name and ... for him to say 'this is going to change our relations with the Muslim world.'"



"Ann," Colmes finally said in frustration, "I think you are a hate crime."



"Thank you," Coulter replied smugly.

======================================



She's like the kid in elementary school that eats the gross stuff just for attention.

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 16:38:36
Quote by Raine:

Alan Colmes gone wild!



Coulter, who had previously noted that Obama "also said that this was to 'reboot' our relations with the Muslim world," insisted in response, "It can not simultaneously be a hate crime to use a man's middle name and ... for him to say 'this is going to change our relations with the Muslim world.'"



"Ann," Colmes finally said in frustration, "I think you are a hate crime."



"Thank you," Coulter replied smugly.

======================================



If it wasn't for the fact that Fox was still distributing his radio show, maybe he would have said more. I think that's why Hannity wants to do the show solo now so that no one can counter him with facts.

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:40:04
Quote by livingonli:

If it wasn't for the fact that Fox was still distributing his radio show, maybe he would have said more. I think that's why Hannity wants to do the show solo now so that no one can counter him with facts.
I think Alan was the one who chose to leave, no?



Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 16:43:34
Caroline Kennedy would be a great pick for senator.



Andrew Cuomo would also have made a great choice, but word is that he wants to be gov one day.

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 16:44:52
Quote by Raine:

Quote by livingonli:

If it wasn't for the fact that Fox was still distributing his radio show, maybe he would have said more. I think that's why Hannity wants to do the show solo now so that no one can counter him with facts.
I think Alan was the one who chose to leave, no?



He did choose to leave, but notice that Fox did not choose to replace him.

Comment by velveeta jones on 12/16/2008 16:55:08
Oh DC sounds like it'll be a joy!!



Still undecided if I'm going....... my brother has room for me, but still........

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 16:55:44
you have to get tickets to one of the Balls, then from the what I've heard, don't wear a long dress people will just step on it and wear comfortable shoes.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 16:56:57
Think more along the lines of ice.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 16:58:13
Metro stations pottys will be closed. They are setting up port-o-potties above ground.

Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 16:59:11
Hey, if anyone is coming to DC the weekend before (17th & 18th) let me know, maybe we could do dinner or something in VA

Comment by trojanrabbit on 12/16/2008 17:01:36
Quote by livingonli:

Quote by Raine:

Quote by livingonli:

If it wasn't for the fact that Fox was still distributing his radio show, maybe he would have said more. I think that's why Hannity wants to do the show solo now so that no one can counter him with facts.
I think Alan was the one who chose to leave, no?



He did choose to leave, but notice that Fox did not choose to replace him.




Except with the random "liberal (FAUX type)" on the panel.



Comment by wickedpam on 12/16/2008 17:04:41
ktlk - online ads - Hustler.com follow by an ad for the Christmas story at the Crystal Catherdral

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 17:09:48
Quote by velveeta jones:

Oh DC sounds like it'll be a joy!!



Still undecided if I'm going....... my brother has room for me, but still........


there is nothing that is gonna keep me away from Barackstock.





Comment by Mondobubba on 12/16/2008 17:12:15
Quote by BobR:

Technology experts think computer keyboards will become extinct. I doubt that. How am I supposed to write software without a keyboard?






:scans blog: Paris Hilton 17 dog...mmmhmmm Amish using electricity no surprise there, depends on the sect too.



Yeah right, how many times have these "experts" been wrong. Aren't we all suppose to have wall sized flat screen TVs with 600 on demand channels now? Was the computer supposed to be a ubiquitous appliance that was running the house by now? Mmmmhmmmm right.



BTW morning all. Off to the Study Bunker.

Comment by velveeta jones on 12/16/2008 17:14:46
Quote by wickedpam:

ktlk - online ads - Hustler.com follow by an ad for the Christmas story at the Crystal Catherdral


Hmm, the ad-bot seems to know your tastes quite well, yes?



:rofl:

Comment by velveeta jones on 12/16/2008 17:17:39
Comment by Random on 12/16/2008 17:20:16
Random is asleep now.

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 17:30:11
Quote by Random:

Random is asleep now.


Blogging while sleeping: Now there's a trend.

Comment by TriSec on 12/16/2008 18:02:00
*urp*



Well, that was pretty close to a vile lunch.



Not sure, but I think we had Cat Foo Young there. I don't think we'll be ordering from this place again.....





Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 18:11:54
I've never been a fan of Chinese Food. Which cuts what's available to me at work considerably since everything else is Fast food or Italian (which I can eat).

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 18:38:54
Wow. Dana got a nasty shiner from shoegate, Huh?



http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-12-16-capt.bdb3c41af1ab41c99a2d5a182d46a7e2.bush_whre102.jpg


Comment by TriSec on 12/16/2008 18:40:47
Just as long as that's not poison ivy right near her EYE!





Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 18:59:23
It's now snowing here and it seems to be sticking even though the temp is 35 degrees.

Comment by BobR on 12/16/2008 19:40:43
HOLIDAY EATING TIPS



1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.



2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!



3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.



4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.



5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?



6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.



7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.



8. Same for pies - Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?



9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.



10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"





Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 20:10:06
It's not friday... and yet the RRS is bouncing!

Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 20:12:13
Quote by BobR:

HOLIDAY EATING TIPS



1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.



2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!



3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.



4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.



5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?



6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.



7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.



8. Same for pies - Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?



9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.



10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:



"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"



#3 is key.



If anyone EVER needs gravy, gravy tips or extra gravy.. CALL me.







Comment by TriSec on 12/16/2008 20:34:13
Seems like a good time for the gravy incident....



The Scene: A young TriSec courting the future Mrs. TriSec, gets invited to the parents' house for Thanksgiving.



Everything is there, turkey, mashed tater, stuffing, pies, cakes, cookies, etc.



So, I load up a groaning plate and ask for the gravy.



Dead silence.



"Oh, we don't like gravy, so I never make it" says my future mother-in-law.



TriSec was crushed. Mrs. TriSec said the look on my face was not unlike a puppy that had just lost his favorite toy.



But we got married anyway.





Comment by Raine on 12/16/2008 20:38:59
Tri... is there gravy now?

Comment by BobR on 12/16/2008 20:53:51
Quote by TriSec:

Seems like a good time for the gravy incident....



The Scene: A young TriSec courting the future Mrs. TriSec, gets invited to the parents' house for Thanksgiving.



Everything is there, turkey, mashed tater, stuffing, pies, cakes, cookies, etc.



So, I load up a groaning plate and ask for the gravy.



Dead silence.



"Oh, we don't like gravy, so I never make it" says my future mother-in-law.



TriSec was crushed. Mrs. TriSec said the look on my face was not unlike a puppy that had just lost his favorite toy.



But we got married anyway.





DON'T LIKE GRAVY???



And they call YOU a communist!

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/16/2008 22:16:57
Quote by TriSec:

*urp*



Well, that was pretty close to a vile lunch.



Not sure, but I think we had Cat Foo Young there. I don't think we'll be ordering from this place again.....







:struggles out of study bunker: Are you sure it wasn't kung pao poodle?

Comment by livingonli on 12/16/2008 22:22:20
Tonight at the salt mine to get into the winter spiri, we have plenty of hockey tonight. I am doing Devils @ Toronto at 7 followed by Rangers @ Anaheim at 10. Busy night indeed.

Comment by Random on 12/16/2008 22:39:26
Quote by livingonli:

Quote by Random:

Random is asleep now.


Blogging while sleeping: Now there's a trend.


Better than listening to Stephanie blab about Rescue Puppies.

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/17/2008 01:40:04
Comment by livingonli on 12/17/2008 03:33:28
El blog es muerto.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 12/17/2008 10:12:43
Snow...yuk.