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Cleaning out the drawer of the blog mind...
Author: TriSec    Date: 09/26/2009 13:08:54

With the usual apologies to Bob Ryan, from whom I shamelessly steal this idea from time to time.

You wanna buy a Fiat?

Yeah, that's right...the longtime Italian carmaker that hasn't sold a car in the United States for quite some time. (Like most carmakers though, they're a giant conglomorate. You can easily find Alfa-Romeos and Maseratis here, but not the 'base' nameplate.)

In any case, you might remember that Chrysler has a huge stake in Fiat. You might also be aware that Chrysler can't sell a car in the US to save their company. So.....instead of the folks in Detroit taking the time and effort to design and build a car in the US that people might want to buy, they've decided to put the Chrysler label on this:

http://www.carpages.co.uk/fiat/fiat_images/fiat-500-16-04-08.jpg





DETROIT (AP) -- Chrysler thinks its future may be in a new lineup of smaller cars based on models from Italian partner Fiat. The question is how to make them for Americans put off by stiff suspensions, firm seats and - perish the thought - not enough cupholders.

The problem is further complicated because Americans generally are plumper and taller than Western Europeans, and they're used to driving fatter and longer cars on wider roads.

It's a dilemma faced by nearly all automakers as they try to hold down development costs by tailoring cars to sell around the globe. But at no company is the problem more acute than Chrysler, where a wholesale lineup change is needed quickly to boost sagging sales.

On Friday, Chrysler's board was to consider a new model lineup that would consist of reworked Chrysler products on the larger end and everything from mid-sized cars to minis built on smaller Fiat frames, a person briefed on the agenda said.

Through August, Chrysler's sales were down 39 percent compared with the same period last year, the largest decline of any major automaker. In the critical midsize segment, which often is top-seller in the U.S. market, the company this year has sold only 34,700 of its two entries, the Chrysler Sebring and Dodge Avenger. That's only 15 percent of the 238,000 Camrys told by Toyota, the perennial leader.

"They need better entries and they need them yesterday," said Michael Robinet, vice president of CSM Worldwide, a Detroit-area auto industry consulting firm. "They really are uncompetitive in that segment now."

Chrysler is banking on Fiat's smart designs and fuel efficiency to win over U.S. buyers.

The Sebring-Avenger replacement, the person said, would be based on Fiat's compact C-EVO frame and suspension, which is now being developed. Because of Americans propensity for larger cars, the frame would have to be stretched, said the person, who asked not to be identified because the plans won't be made public until November.

"The big advantage of this platform is that it can be stretched in terms of length, but also in terms of width," the person said.

Just how much stretching is unknown. Dimensions have not been publicly revealed.

The person said Fiat's product development process could bring the new car to the U.S. market as quickly as 18 months, something CSM's Robinet said would be unprecedented in the auto industry.

"That would be a Herculean feat," he said. "I'm not saying they can't do that. But frankly, it's never really been done before.




Speaking of Herculean feats...maybe you heard about what the Hyatt hotels did in Boston recently? About a hundred houskeeping workers were recently fired by the company. I bet you didn't think those jobs could be outsourced, since you need to be physically present in the building to clean it, right? Well, Hyatt found a way. Instead of directly hiring these folks, Hyatt fired them all and immediately brought in an out-of-state staffing agency that significantly undercut the prevailing wage. Of course, this went over well with the city and state, and there was a rather significant boycott organized on short notice. The good news is, it worked, and Hyatt caved yesterday...sort of.


BOSTON—Hyatt Hotel Corp., under pressure after dismissing nearly 100 housekeepers from its three Boston hotels, promised Friday that the workers would be offered new full-time jobs elsewhere in the area.

Gov. Deval Patrick had urged state employees to stop doing business with Hyatt unless the housekeepers were rehired. A union representing about 1,700 Boston taxi drivers also threatened to boycott the hotels.

In a statement, Hyatt said the housekeepers would be offered jobs not with Hyatt but with a Boston affiliate of United Service Companies, a staffing agency. The workers would be guaranteed the pay that they received at Hyatt through the end of 2010, with Hyatt extending health care coverage through March, after which they could obtain coverage through their new employer.

"We are committed to supporting all of our associates, especially when they are negatively affected by business decisions made necessary by the most difficult economic environment in decades," said Phil Stamm, general manager of Hyatt Regency Boston.

Some of the 98 housekeepers and their supporters have claimed the workers were ordered to train their lower-paid replacements after being told they were only vacation fill-ins.

The Hyatt's offer of new jobs did not satisfy the local hotel workers union, which called it a "smokescreen" to make it appear the company was doing the right thing.

"These women have made it clear that they want to be returned to the jobs they have held for years, and Hyatt's PR scheme does not diminish their determination" said Janice Loux, president of Unite Here, Local 26, in a statement.

Kyle Sullivan, a spokesman for Patrick, said the governor was reviewing the proposal from Hyatt to ensure it would be fair to the housekeepers, who were "understandably hesitant" to trust an offer that does not restore their old jobs.




I'll leave you with an inexplicable joke that's referred to as a "walk-on" in the Scouting/campfire trade.

A panicked man walks onstage...

man: "They're after me! They're after me!!!"
MC: (alarmed) "Who's after you?"
man: "The squirrels. They think I'm nuts."

If you live in New England, you've probably been pelted by an acorn or two, or had a new dent in the ol' wheels or a windshield crack. That weird weather we had all season proved to be bountiful for the Oak trees. Shake your leaves!


Fall may be New England’s most gentle season, with the weather just right, foliage bursting like fireworks, and only a faint foreboding of the coming winter gloom.

But in many parts of the region this time of year, particularly this year, the sky is falling - or at least it feels that way. Hard-shelled orbs are cracking windshields, thwacking gardeners, and tripping up joggers on their daily slog.

They are also making squirrels and other rodents pleasantly plump, leading to a potential bulge in their population.

Given this year’s bountiful rains and the mysterious cycles of nature, oak trees are producing one of the region’s largest crops of acorns in memory, forcing people to run for cover or gingerly avoid what can feel like a carpet of marbles on sidewalks and backyards.

On a recent afternoon along the Muddy River, the spike-tipped, leathery shells plunged like cluster bombs with every gust of wind from the surrounding oaks, leaving thousands of them littering the paved paths that connect Boston and Brookline.

“I’ve nearly broken my neck several times,’’ said Neil McIsaac, a Brookline contractor who was installing a fence along the river. “There are tons of them.’’

Like other outdoor workers this autumn, McIsaac and his colleagues are trying to get used to the random thuds. “Every time I hear one, I think it’s a kid throwing a rock at me,’’ said Greg Roberson, who was digging a hole for the fence. “They’re falling everywhere.’’

Scientists say oak trees produce bumper crops of acorns every two to seven years, but that the record snowfalls and rain over the past year have helped the acorns bloom larger and in greater numbers than they otherwise would have. No one in the state tracks the actual number of acorns every year, but observers from the Blue Hills to the Berkshires say they can’t remember a larger crop.

Wesley Autio, a professor who studies trees at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, said he learned his lesson from the last time there was a bumper crop, when acorns destroyed his windshield. He has been parking his car inside this fall, but has not been spared altogether. Recently he got hit on the head while painting his house.

“It hurt,’’ he said. “You stand outside and you can hear acorns hitting everything - cars, metal roofs, and it makes a tremendous sound. We get a good crop every few years, but I don’t recall one as heavy as this. We already have a significant coating on our lawn, and most of them still aren’t down.’’


Curiously, what I wanted to post to close this blog isn't on You Tube....but here's another link.


 

12 comments (Latest Comment: 09/26/2009 22:24:29 by Mondobubba)
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Comment by BobR on 09/26/2009 15:34:42
Some thoughts:



1) So Chrysler is going to take a fuel-efficient Italian car, and then stretch it out, add features, so they'll end up with a mediocre gas mileage car that nobody wants. Great plan there.



2) The taxi drivers threatening to boycott Hyatt is great. That's how they do it in France - they various unions and groups support each other when one is having problems.



3) We have a paper-shell pecan tree out back they goes nuts every year. The pecans are bigger and heavier than acorns, and drop like bombs. Of course, the squirrels love them so you also get rained on by shredded pecan bits.



Comment by velveeta jones on 09/26/2009 16:42:13
Ah Fiat........ Velveeta had the misfortune to own one at the tender age of 18. It's purpose, not just to cart me to school and church, but also to the local Winn-Dixie parking lot where I was sure to meet Mr. Right while loitering with other nubile teens drinking beer and smoking. If only the car had worked, I would probably not have turned gay.

Comment by AuntAzalea on 09/26/2009 17:05:21
Quote by velveeta jones:

Ah Fiat........ Velveeta had the misfortune to own one at the tender age of 18. It's purpose, not just to cart me to school and church, but also to the local Winn-Dixie parking lot where I was sure to meet Mr. Right while loitering with other nubile teens drinking beer and smoking. If only the car had worked, I would probably not have turned gay.




Comment by AuntAzalea on 09/26/2009 17:07:23
The "stretching out" part reminds me of when I put on a TShirt that has become shall we say a bit snug and I have to have a friend grab the bottom of it and lean back for dear life, instantly bringing it up another size.

Comment by Mondobubba on 09/26/2009 17:20:27
Ah Fiat. Since I grew in around our Nations Capital, I got to see not a few Fiat 128s. Alon with those when you got to a certain embassy on 16th street I would also see Ladas. Fiat in the spirit of detante and Italy negotiated to sell and entire assembly line for Fiats to the USSR. If anything the Lada was even a bigger piece of crap than it's Italian cousin.





Comment by BobR on 09/26/2009 18:34:19
Quote by velveeta jones:

Ah Fiat........ Velveeta had the misfortune to own one at the tender age of 18. It's purpose, not just to cart me to school and church, but also to the local Winn-Dixie parking lot where I was sure to meet Mr. Right while loitering with other nubile teens drinking beer and smoking. If only the car had worked, I would probably not have turned gay.




Comment by Random on 09/26/2009 18:48:25
Comment by Raine on 09/26/2009 19:45:10
Bob and I stumbled across this TV show after the Ga Tech game was over:





I always wondered what happened to Willie Ames...

Comment by Raine on 09/26/2009 19:46:44
Quote by BobR:

3) We have a paper-shell pecan tree out back they goes nuts every year. The pecans are bigger and heavier than acorns, and drop like bombs. Of course, the squirrels love them so you also get rained on by shredded pecan bits.



Pe

Comment by Raine on 09/26/2009 19:49:05
Quote by Random:

I like myself.
I like you to.



And I like Macs...



Comment by Raine on 09/26/2009 22:18:34
More rain. Guh.

Comment by Mondobubba on 09/26/2009 22:24:29
Quote by Raine:

More rain. Guh.




JOY!