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Lazy Summer
Author: velveeta jones    Date: 07/11/2010 14:13:06

Good morning Dearies. Velveeta has news for you. Seems there is an unemployment problem! That is to say, too many lazy Americans deciding to live on government handouts - the dole- instead of pulling up their strap-ons and getting the job done!

Well, thank GOD and JESUS for the Republicans who are brave enough to stand up to Obama's socialist agenda and block these benefits from being extended any longer! These spoiled, lazy people want to sit around smoking cigarettes and drinking 45's while watching "Maury Springer" and "16 Princess Pregnant Party Queen" on MTV!

Sharron Angle, one of the brave and decent people who are fighting these lazy Americans, is a Republican candidate for senator from Nevada. She has repeatedly insisted that the unemployed are deliberately choosing to stay jobless, so that they can keep collecting benefits.
You can make more money on unemployment than you can going down and getting one of those jobs that is an honest job but it doesn’t pay as much. We’ve put in so much entitlement into our government that we really have spoiled our citizenry.


Senator Jon Kyl, Republican of Arizona, is a man who is working. He works quite hard and earns every dime he makes (not to mention his pension, his insurance plan and benefits, his travel perks and his private driver). Senator Kyl was making perfect sense when he declared that extending benefits would make unemployment worse, because “continuing to pay people unemployment compensation is a disincentive for them to seek new work.”

OF COURSE! Why don't these simpletons get it? See, if you pay someone $200 or $250 dollars a week, why would they want to go find a job that pays $8 or $10 an hour? Why? These lazy Americans will say to you, "don't you know how much cigarettes and cable tv costs these days? I can't make enough by working. Also, when will I have time to drink beer and hang out on the street corner?"

There are about 15 Million of these whiny, lazy Americans who want to eat food and wear clothes off the hard work that YOU and I do! They don't want to get off the couch and look for a job even though there is approximately one job for every 5 of them. Instead, while some of us toil at our meaningless jobs and pay our taxes to the government that gives it to them, they'll sit at home, or in some cases, even live on the street!

When will it end!!!?

So, THANK YOU, you brave and totally-in-touch-with-Americans, Republicans (and a few DINO's) who stand up the these jobless heathens! Thank you for all your hard work!

Next week: Now that we can bring our guns into the bar, we need to push for sporting events!
 

2 comments (Latest Comment: 07/11/2010 16:25:52 by livingonli)
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