Blog Deux Author: velveeta jonesDate:09/09/2012 13:34:27
Good morning blogettes! I had a spectacular blog planned. Then childhood came along and changed all my morning plans. Specifically teenagehood.
You know, a cautionary tale here: don't have kids. If you do, get rid of them before they become teenagers and know everything and demand all your free time (because to them, you don't have a life anyway). And for heavens sake, before they bleed you dry from all finances!
Time to call my parents and apologize to them. Again.