e·lit·ist
əˈlētist,āˈlētist/
noun
1.
a person who believes that a system or society should be ruled or dominated by an elite.

It seems people on the left are always being called elitist. They were the wine sipping little puny guys that wore glasses and called for "clear heads" and detente rather than a bare-fisted brawl with broken beer bottles. Since 2008 - or perhaps earlier around 2000 with Dubya - they also included anyone who had a college education and favored lively discussion of current events instead of "YEAH, LET'S KICK SOME ASS" kind of talk. And so, with little fanfare, moderates and anyone who clung to critical thinking was also thrown under the bus.

Sarah Palin drew the line in the sand; always pictured with some pleasant backdrop of snow-capped mountains that bone-heads swore looked right onto the Evil Empire in the distance, or at other times, the backdrop of turkeys in their last throughs while some shit-stained covered working-man hee-hawed them into the turkey chipper, she would look into the camera and talk about elitists while winking at us as if to remind us that YOU were just like her. "Sure, come hang out with plain ol' me, Sarah Palin aka hockey-mom aka Mama Grizzly and shoot some baby moose with me! Remember how you wanted to drink a beer with George W? I'm the same! We all love Jesus together!"

Velveeta's mind cannot travel back far enough to come up with words in the English language to describe my rage with people that are this stupid.

And so here we are, 2 elections later in which anti-elitists like her have retreated to their 5-bedroom 3 -car garage estates and lay about behind their fences patrolled by security cameras to watch our country spiral out of control on their 108" plasma Ultra High Def TV's that were made by small enslaved children just for them.

You must feel some sort of pain for Sarah Palin. People like her that hold up their idols - Ted Cruz - to save American by burning it the ground first. After all, none of the flames will get past her enclave and if one little flame does, why, she can just hop in her private jet and fly to one of her other retreats. The bodyguards and maids can load the containers.

And Ted Cruz. What can I say about him? Ted, have you looked closely at the throngs of adoring fans that scream at you calling you their savior? I'm spit-balling here, but I'll bet they look like bleached out Pilsbury dough people sans French beret and waving yellow flags. Are they wadding up Chick-Fil-A sandwiches and stuffing them into their mouths with one hand while slurping down 64oz diet Cokes in the other? Are they screaming about how much they hate the Jeremieh Wright-slash-Muslim loving socialist Obama? How close am I?

These followers are just as American as any wine swilling, hor d'oeuvres munching college educated elitist. And all of these Americans deserve a MOTHER FUCKING GOVERNMENT THAT WORKS.

In closing, because at some point Miss Velveeta will lose her patience and moral turpitude: GO BACK TO CANADA YOU EVIL-TWIN-OF-TOM-HANKS-LOOKING SOUL-LESS BASTARD. Leave Sarah Palin though, because she amuses us.Then if John Boehner and the rest of his ilk would wake THE FUCK UP and pay attention. Obamacare is here. It's not perfect, on that we can all agree. But on holding us hostage over it is where we part and my burning loathe of your idiotic political strategies - including redistricting - increases ten-fold.

I'm guessing I'm not alone in this.