Yesterday afternoon we heard from Ms. Rhodes herself about the "unfortunate incident" that resulted in her missing some teeth, and apparently almost losing an eye. She said she walked outside for a smoke and the next thing she remembered was waking up with her face caved in. Not a mugging?... Not a vicious attack?... Sorry, but I don't believe you get that kind of damage from blacking out and falling down. Not being able to remember seems like a common reaction to trauma. So it seems that there are still a lot of unanswered questions, and she doesn't seem interested in answering them.

So for now, let's just enjoy this mid-October Friday. It's the perfect time of year for carving pumpkins, going to the local spook house, and drinking beer at the local Oktoberfest.

For those of you looking to do more than just the typical carving, there's Pumpkin Masters, the well-known company that has made an industry out of pumpkin art. They have a few basic free patterns, but if you want the good ones, you have to buy them.

...Or you could just go for really weird:



Perhaps a spookhouse? Looking for one near you? Haunt World has them listed by state - and rated too!


Of course - what would October be without Oktoberfest?

Ein Prosit, ein Prosit, Der Gemütlichkeit
Ein Prosit, ein Prosit, Der Gemütlichkeit.
Ein, Zwei, Drei, g'suffa!
Zicke, zacka, zicke, zacka, hoy, hoy, hoy
Zicke, zacka, zicke, zacka, hoy, hoy, hoy
Zicke, zacka, zicke, zacka, hoy, hoy, hoy
chimo! Prosit!

These are the best days of autumn, so enjoy the weekend - it's almost here!

Just don't forget to be around at 3:06 to bounce your boobies!!