ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND
Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bringwith you on this No.:oolong: and
must be registered in advance with the
guard wearing the
.
At any time we mayyou and require that you expose your
to us. At any time, our
may be used to inspect your :banana:.
Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate.
Thank you for helping us keep our No safe and .
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND
Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bringwith you on this *.
and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .
At any time we may you and require that you expose yourto us. At any time, our
may be used to inspect your :cheese:.
Please do not make comments about :star:, , or :deadhorse:. Doing so could subject you to immediate .
Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :donut:'s
Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bringwith you on this .
and must be registered in advance with the
guard wearing the .
At any time we mayyou and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our
may be used to inspect your .
Please do not make comments about :martini:, , or :Dj:. Doing so could subject you to immediate .
Thank you for helping us keep our safe and :sprint:.
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :star:'s :
Due to increasedand concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring
with you on this :spliff:.
and
must be registered in advance with the
guard wearing the :peace2:.
At any time we mayyou and require that you expose your
to us. At any time, our
may be used to inspect your :cheese:.
Please do not make comments about ,, or . Doing so could subject you to immediate
.
Thank you for helping us keep oursafe and :nervous:.
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND![]()
Due to increased Television and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring Computer's with you on this Vespa scooter. Cat's and Fern's must be registered in advance with the Loud guard wearing the Carpet.
At any time we may Romp you and require that you expose your Toe to us. At any time, our Telephone may be used to inspect your Watch.
Please do not make comments about Rain, Rio, or Countdown. Doing so could subject you to immediate Spank.
Thank you for helping us keep our Vespa scooter safe and Red.
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :butt:'s
Due to increasedand concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring
with you on this
(it could happen!).
and
must be registered in advance with the
guard wearing the :penis:.
At any time we mayyou and require that you expose your
to us. At any time, our
may be used to inspect your :martini:.
Please do not make comments about(air pollution)!, :gobama:, or :yadda:. Doing so could subject you to immediate :modbat:.
Thank you for helping us keep our(Really, it could happen) safe and
.
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :pig:'s
Due to increased 's and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bringwith you on this . and
must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .
At any time we mayyou and require that you expose your
to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .
Please do not make comments about , , or :monkey:. Doing so could subject you to immediate :assspank:.
Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND
Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .
At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .
Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .
Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :violin:'s
Due to increased :monkey:'s and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring * with you on this .and
must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the
.
At any time we may you and require that you expose yourto us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.
Please do not make comments about ( For a hot summer day), , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate :spank:.
Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .