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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 12/06/2015 19:40:59

You need 'em! We got 'em! BAM! Come on down and git your GUN!

In the wake of yet another mass shooting, two actually, Congress steps up to make sure that we will own guns. Yessir all that sweet gun lobby money pays off, even if you're a potential terrorist; or, at least on the No-Fly list.

Ted Cruz says that we need more guns and that'll stop those terrorists from shooting us!
Ted Cruz offered an impassioned defense of gun rights in the wake of the San Bernardino terrorist attack on Friday, telling a crowd at an Iowa gun range, "you don't stop bad guys by taking away our guns, you stop bad guys by using our guns."

So take the sound advice of Ted Cruz, go out and get yourself a gun NOW! You'll need a pistol to carry on your hip and one in your boot. You'll need a shotgun next to your front door and perhaps one in your car, depending on the type of car you own. A small sub compact automatic weapon that will fit in your glove box would be an excellent idea. Now to protect your home from a terrorist home invasion, you might consider a military grade assault rifle that shoots high caliber ammo. I would also recommend putting a large gun turret onto your roof with easy access from your kitchen. If you don't live in a large city, the turret could be replaced with an RPG. Be careful not to shoot down any planes unless they're terrorist planes.

As always, be safe! Keep this handy chart nearby so that you can compare it to your neighbors and delivery people.


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