Greetings my fellow 4Fers! I must make this short as I'm off to do ChrismaHanuKwanzikah shopping.
Here's a few things that made me laugh, cry or spit blood:

Donald Trump wants
perverts elected in New York. How did I miss this?

This made me laugh even though I don't get it; never watched Star Wars which I believe this refers:


Finally, I really want to meet this dude. Awesome: