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Author: velveeta jones    Date: 2016-06-05 11:19:48

What's this about California having a "drought"? Your own Velveeta had to look up the word; having thought it was shorthand for driving down the hill to get donuts. "If you're going drought, I'll take a cruller". But according to the dictionary it means a prolonged period of abnormally low rainfall; a shortage of water resulting from this.

Mr. Donald Trump says there is no such thing! And honestly, how can there be a "drought" of water when the state is right on the ocean?! I keep saying drought and wanting a donut. Anyway.

According to the great Donald Trump, California only has a water problem because they are dumping perfectly good water back into the sea in order to save some tiny little fish. President Trumps plan will be "to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea." He added that he’d redirect water to Central Valley farmers and ignore concerns about endangered fish. “We’re gonna get it done. We’re gonna get it done quick. Don’t even think about it.”

Now that's Presidential!

It will be ever so nice to have someone in the White House who gets stuff done! What has Obama done? Seriously, name one thing. Did you say Obamacare? Congress did that, not Obama. He just got in the way. And once Trump gets in office he'll end that right away. Right away.

Donald's going to GET SHIT DONE! But you would think he was a brainless giant from a children's book, or one of those large dancing inflatable men that you see in front of car dealerships, by the way that some of the media has been treating him lately. How dare they question his motives and his brilliant ideas? How dare they!

The media, excluding yours truly, has stooped to attacking him at every chance. Even recently when he came out and told the media how he'd raised 106 Million dollars for the "veterans" he was questioned as if he was a criminal on America's Most Wanted! He explained everything. The media here in America ask way too many questions. But it was refreshing to see him take on the media and tell them to keep their mouths shut and telling them how horrible they are, against a backdrop of veterans who fought for our freedom! Those news people should be thanking Donald for everything he does.

I don't understand why some people, like Elizabeth Warren or the Mexican judge in the Trump U case, attack such a great, great man. I think they are jealous.

Hey, maybe Elizabeth Warren has a crush on him? Probably.

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