President Trump is really taking control and the "calm before the storm" is really upsetting the Fake News. President Trump has them running around like little birds in a wind storm. Classic!

Here's what happened this week:

He went to Puerto Rico and tossed out paper towels showing that he can pitch them a lot farther than Obama could have, believe me! He then went on to remind us that Puerto Rico has Spanish speaking people living there; making fun of the ridiculous way they same the name of their country:



You could see how strong he is as he MANspreaded while he scolding Puerto Rico for throwing our US budget out of whack. He reminds us that no one has ever seen a storm like this!



He was so eloquent when he told us that what happens in Las Vegas was a tragedy.



He's Making America Great Again! And maybe Puerto Rico can learn from us and also become great.

NEXT WEEK: Whatever happened to the Virgin Islands? Do they still exist?