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Author: BobR    Date: 04/03/2019 12:25:51

It's common knowledge that pResident tRump is a liar. He casually lies about everything even when it doesn't matter, and/or when the truth is easily provable otherwise. In an effort to show some kind of connection with a truly successful and respected world leader (Angela Merkel), he stated that his father was from Germany:

“My father is German, right? Was German. And born in a very wonderful place in Germany, so I have a great feeling for Germany,” Trump said during a meeting with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg, who is from Norway.

It's pretty common knowledge that Fred Trump (Donnie-two-scoops' father) was born in the Bronx.

This isn't the first time he's made claims about his father's place of birth. In 2018 he stated his "parents were born in the European Union" (which didn't exist at the time). Fred Trump (and the Dotard) have both claimed in the past that Fred was from Sweden:

Seeking to distance himself from his German heritage, Trump’s father, Fred, a prominent builder in New York, went on to claim Swedish heritage, probably for business reasons.

“He said, ‘You don’t sell apartments after the war if you’re German,’” Trump’s cousin John Walter told the Boston Globe. “So he’s Swedish, no problem.”

Trump himself pushed this false narrative in “The Art of the Deal,” saying his father had emigrated to America “from Sweden as a child.”

So this self-proclaimed "Great American President" goes to great lengths to insinuate he's the child of immigrants because he's too ashamed to admit his father is Bronx-by-Birth?

It's the other aspects of his ancestors that tRump should be trying to hide. His grandfather Frederich came to the U.S. at the age of 16 to avoid being in the military, so draft-dodging appears to run in the family. Frederich ran a brothel in Washington state before opening a barber shop and then dabbled in more real estate in Queens. tRump's father Fred was arrested for marching in a KKK parade in NYC, and was investigated for racketeering.

Is it any surprise that tRumpy is a scumbag? It seems to run in the family (but mainly on his father's side).

Bonus Click: early 90s hair metal song that inspired the title for the blog:


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