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Ask a Vet - Christmas 2013
Author: TriSec    Date: 12/24/2013 11:16:05

Good Morning.

As we prepare for our 14th consecutive Wartime Christmas, let us all pause and ponder what the future might bring.

Of course, we'll start the same way we always do; with the latest casualty figures from our ongoing war, courtesy of Antiwar.com. It's been a long time since I included the Iraq numbers, but I will today...for each of these totals represents a family torn apart by war for every holiday.


American Deaths
Since war began (3/19/03): 4,489
Since "Mission Accomplished" (5/1/03) 4,347
Since Handover (6/29/04): 3,627
Since Obama Inauguration (1/20/09): 256
Since Operation New Dawn: 66

Other Coalition Troops - Iraq: 319
US Military Deaths - Afghanistan: 2,298
Other Military Deaths - Afghanistan: 1,105

We find this morning's Cost of War passing through:

$ 1, 499, 598, 250, 000 .00


I've only got one story this Christmas Eve. You're probably aware that our friends at the North American Air and Space Command (NORAD) have for years "innocently" tracked Santa on their massive radar screens. The story is that back during the Cold War, a newspaper in Chicago mistakenly published the phone number as the place to call for "Santa Updates", and NORAD has been doing it ever since. (It's actually kind of cool - Javi and I have watched Santa hit the Philippines the last few Christmases, but I digress.)

But like everything else, Santa is now under threat. This year, instead of only his 8 reindeer, Santa was to have a pair of F-18s armed to the teeth as escorts.


Giving Santa Claus and his reindeer a military fighter jet escort on Christmas Eve amounts to manipulative military marketing aimed at defenseless young minds, a Berkeley, Calif., child psychologist says.

NORAD, the joint U.S.-Canada military force that protects our skies as well as runs the beloved Santa Tracker each holiday season, is under fire. The reason? A video that shows Santa and his reindeer accompanied by a military fighter jet escort. The Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood has criticized the video, and, in turn, the campaign has been criticized for its criticism.

“We’ve gotten some angry emails … questioning my manhood,” Josh Golin, the campaign’s associate director, told the Los Angeles Times on Wednesday. So Golin, and the campaign’s co-founder, Berkeley child and family psychologist Allan Kenner, would like the opportunity to give a full airing to their side of the controversy:

They say they are not anti-military or anti-American — but they are against any kind of advertising aimed at young, vulnerable minds.

“What’s getting lost in the controversy is the child-development piece,” Golin said. It’s easy for adults to look at the video above and say “What’s the big deal?”

“But we are talking about 4-year-olds and 6-year-olds,” Golin said. “For young children, the idea of Santa, and that there are ‘bad guys’ who might want to ‘get’ Santa, so he needs the jets, that can be very disturbing.”

He said that there was no shortage of studies that tie child-aimed advertising and media influences to a variety of ills, such as childhood obesity, violence and bullying.

Kenner said in a separate interview Wednesday that advertisers aimed to manipulate and poison defenseless young minds to create “cradle-to-grave brand loyalty.” He called it “very cynical manipulation.” And he believes the video is a sign that the military is using some of these very same methods to indoctrinate children into supporting, endorsing and perhaps even one day joining the military.

“It is essentially a marketing device for the military in search of future recruitment,” he said.


Now, I think that's kind of cool, but I'm not an impressionable 6-year-old. In fact, I have searched long and hard for imagery of a red-flight-suited Santa sitting in a jet cockpit for a Christmas Card, but such things just don't seem to exist, even among the aviation and military enthusiast websites I tend to frequent. But that's just me.

Somewhere along Santa's flight path, a funny thing happened. There was a backlash about the fighter jets....NORAD issued a disclaimer first (They're fuel tanks!) and then gave up the idea entirely.


As it has every year since 1955, the North American Aerospace Defense Command will be tracking Santa on his whirlwind journey to deliver presents to all the good little boys and girls around the world.

But he won’t be escorted by armed fighter jets.

When NORAD recently launched its yearly online Santa tracker, the site featured a video showing the jolly old elf being escorted by U.S. fighter jets “bristling with missiles,” as the Boston Globe put it.

That caused a minor earthquake in the Twitterverse about why Santa would need an armed escort. The answer: Russia.

But a NORAD spokesman confirmed to Military Times that the “missiles” are actually fuel tanks.

“Guilty as charged, we tried to give it a more operational feel this year; that was purposefully done to try to highlight our mission sets,” said Lt. Cmdr. Bill Lewis. “If you look at the second promo video we have where it talks through a mock training exercise, it really lays out what our different missions are and shows the different radar sets.”

So while NORAD will be tracking Santa’s flight this Christmas, if St. Nick gets into a tussle with some MiGs, his only defense will be the evasive capabilities of his reindeer.


So, without fighter jets, and at the mercies of weather, rogues, and who-knows-what-else, we here at Ask a Vet wish Santa a safe journey to wherever our military faces daily threats in our name...may we all have a quiet and happy Christmas.


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Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 14:03:23
Morning

Shouldn't the military be more concerned about escorting Krampus then Santa?

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 14:16:05
good morning!

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:17:38
Santa is over North Korea! Careful!

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:19:12
Phew! Santa has crossed the Yalu River and is safely in Chinese airspace! I wonder what he dropped off in Pyongyang? Zag Nut? A new tricked out AMC Pacer? Coal?

Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 14:20:41
oh Mondo - have you seen Cabin in the Woods?

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:20:57


I both love and hate the Publix Christmas commercial.

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:21:23
Quote by wickedpam:
oh Mondo - have you seen Cabin in the Woods?



No, but it is in my Netflix list.

Comment by BobR on 12/24/2013 14:25:36
Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 14:26:45
Quote by Mondobubba:
Santa is over North Korea! Careful!



See? This is why Santa needs F-18s!!!

http://www.navy.mil/navydata/aircraft/fa18/f18comp.gif


Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:30:27
Quote by BobR:
Mondo - this is for you



Well played, Bobber!

BTW the Intuition Jon Boat Ale is deelish!

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:36:41
Bobber, something with a IBU of 20 is going to be mildly bitter?

Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 14:38:19
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by wickedpam:
oh Mondo - have you seen Cabin in the Woods?



No, but it is in my Netflix list.


just saw it - you'll like it Joss Whedon is a hollywood creative god.


Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 14:40:35
Quote by TriSec:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Santa is over North Korea! Careful!



See? This is why Santa needs F-18s!!!

http://www.navy.mil/navydata/aircraft/fa18/f18comp.gif



Oh yeah as if Santa's sleigh doesn't have a sophisticated suite of ECM that would make the Air Force blush. Santa don't need to no stinking fighter escort.

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 14:41:07
Road Flare Mary....

http://i.imgur.com/sBwQXkS.gif


Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 14:47:41
Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 14:52:37
Well, as I expected, I'm done. Not it's just killing time until they let us go home for the day.



Comment by BobR on 12/24/2013 14:55:58
Quote by TriSec:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Santa is over North Korea! Careful!



See? This is why Santa needs F-18s!!!

http://www.navy.mil/navydata/aircraft/fa18/f18comp.gif

I used to work on the GBU-15s, troubleshooting the circuit boards. Interesting technology that was

Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 14:58:00
Quote by Raine:
Road Flare Mary....

http://i.imgur.com/sBwQXkS.gif



you listening to the best of?

Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 14:59:14
Quote by Raine:
They shot SANTA.



what is wrong with people?


Comment by BobR on 12/24/2013 15:03:04
Quote by Mondobubba:
Bobber, something with a IBU of 20 is going to be mildly bitter?

As a point of reference:

Lite Beer: ~10
Am/Germ Lagers: 15-25
Pilsners: 25-45
British/American Pale Ale/Stout: 25-45
IPA: 40-70
Wheat beers: 10-20
Belgian Beers: 15-25

The Jon Boat you asked me about has this description: "An English golden ale cool-fermented to enhance its refreshing and crisp lager-like characteristics"

So it's likely a lager recipe using an ale yeast.

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 15:06:18
Quote by Raine:
They shot SANTA.



Don't let Megyn Kelly see that picture!

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 15:07:37
Quote by BobR:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Bobber, something with a IBU of 20 is going to be mildly bitter?

As a point of reference:

Lite Beer: ~10
Am/Germ Lagers: 15-25
Pilsners: 25-45
British/American Pale Ale/Stout: 25-45
IPA: 40-70
Wheat beers: 10-20
Belgian Beers: 15-25

The Jon Boat you asked me about has this description: "An English golden ale cool-fermented to enhance its refreshing and crisp lager-like characteristics"

So it's likely a lager recipe using an ale yeast.



In any event, it is very tasty.

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 15:08:20
Santa is heading to Quezon!

Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 15:09:25
I have just been issued a donut challenge.

A cubemate of mine has presented me with a "Center Cafe" donut, allegedly "The best in the world". I have already thrown the Kane's gauntlet down.

I have inspected it and am about to bite.



Comment by Will in Chicago on 12/24/2013 15:17:33
Good morning, bloggers. I hope that everyone is well. Has anyone heard from Trojanrabbit?

As for myself, I am home today. I have been busy with the holiday retail job and following up on a lot of leads.

My sister in law's grandsons are here today. Their sister, Emily, age 3, is in the hospital with a virus.

Let me wish everyone here who celebrates the holiday a Merry Christmas.

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:24:04
Quote by wickedpam:
Quote by Raine:
Road Flare Mary....

http://i.imgur.com/sBwQXkS.gif



you listening to the best of?
I am.


Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 15:32:20
so when do we want to open Blogger Joe?

Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 15:33:26
And now the cafe man has his annual bowls of warnog. I picked the "armed" one.

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:35:44
Quote by wickedpam:
so when do we want to open Blogger Joe?
When liv shows up?

Noon?

Living! WAKE UP!!!!




Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:36:15
Did Tri bring his BJ to the office?

Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 15:41:09
Quote by Raine:
Quote by wickedpam:
so when do we want to open Blogger Joe?
When liv shows up?

Noon?

Living! WAKE UP!!!!





*shakes internet* LIV!


Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 15:41:22
Well, of course not silly!



I'll be home by 3pm.



Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 15:45:34
Dammit, can we all just stop making the yuletide GAY!???

When is enough enough with you freakin' people, anyway??

Razza-Frazza-YOUNT!!!!



Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:48:00
Quote by TriSec:
Well, of course not silly!



I'll be home by 3pm.

Well then we should wait until Tri gets home, What do you think, Queen of Blogger Joe?


Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:48:58
Quote by TriSec:
Dammit, can we all just stop making the yuletide GAY!???

When is enough enough with you freakin' people, anyway??

Razza-Frazza-YOUNT!!!!



Wait, Is there a war on Acronyms, now? *snort*


Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:51:32
best line ....
I'm going to fire up my copy of "It's A Wonderful Life" and pretend I never saw a grown man's head inserted into the face of a 10-year-old Macaulay Culkin.






Comment by velveeta jones on 12/24/2013 15:52:29
I'm here! Whew, it's a busy day with a few more grocery items to get ....

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 15:54:03
Quote by Raine:
best line ....
I'm going to fire up my copy of "It's A Wonderful Life" and pretend I never saw a grown man's head inserted into the face of a 10-year-old Macaulay Culkin.







Ah Jezebel!

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:56:26
Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 15:59:02
Quote by Raine:
This is for Tri.

AWESOME!



:whispers: Tri posted this on BoF last night. It still doesn't stop the awesome!

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 15:59:56
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
This is for Tri.

AWESOME!



:whispers: Tri posted this on BoF last night. It still doesn't stop the awesome!
I was watching American Football...




Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 16:01:11
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
This is for Tri.

AWESOME!



:whispers: Tri posted this on BoF last night. It still doesn't stop the awesome!
I was watching American Football...





I like the one Scouts neckerchief.

Comment by Raine on 12/24/2013 16:02:46
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
This is for Tri.

AWESOME!



:whispers: Tri posted this on BoF last night. It still doesn't stop the awesome!
I was watching American Football...





I like the one Scouts neckerchief.
Yes, there is every kind of win in this story, The gays, the scouts and the UTAH!

WINNING TRIFECTA!


Comment by wickedpam on 12/24/2013 16:03:06
Quote by Raine:
Quote by TriSec:
Well, of course not silly!



I'll be home by 3pm.

Well then we should wait until Tri gets home, What do you think, Queen of Blogger Joe?


wow a new title to add to my growing list

If everyone's ok with 3 its okay by me. Don't think we're getting out early or anything.


Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 16:05:24
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Raine:
This is for Tri.

AWESOME!



:whispers: Tri posted this on BoF last night. It still doesn't stop the awesome!
I was watching American Football...





I like the one Scouts neckerchief.
Yes, there is every kind of win in this story, The gays, the scouts and the UTAH!

WINNING TRIFECTA!



Comment by Will in Chicago on 12/24/2013 16:06:18
Quote by velveeta jones:
I'm here! Whew, it's a busy day with a few more grocery items to get ....



While Christmas is not really my holiday, I do celebrate with other members of the family who are not Jewish. (My Dad was Catholic, so this really was his holiday.) I have to run to the store a bit later, as my sister in law needs a few things for her baked mostaccioli.

Comment by TriSec on 12/24/2013 16:06:34
And with today's theme...Christmas in Afghanistan.


In addition to relaxing on Christmas Day, Sexton said, he's particularly pleased with one item from care packages the unit has received: mouthwash.

I was excited about that, because the PX doesn't sell mouthwash, he added.


Sure changes your point-of-view, doesn't it?




Comment by velveeta jones on 12/24/2013 16:06:47
3 would be perfect for me.... it's just before I eat and I can check in whilst we cook.

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 16:07:50
Santa is heading into Bangkok. Stay away from the lady-boys, you've got work to do!

Comment by Mondobubba on 12/24/2013 17:05:36