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Isn't it Ironic?
Author: BobR    Date: 2015-06-03 10:38:23

A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...
- "Isn't it Ironic?" by Alanis Morissette


Well... no. None of those things are ironic. This mediocre song has gotten plenty of literalists irritated with the lyrics because most of the things mentioned don't fit the definition of ironic:

using words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning


There are things that are considered ironic beyond simple phrases. Here are some news stories that deliver what I would call "situational irony"...

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Dr. Ronnie Floyd of the five-branch Pinnacle Cross Church - the preacher of the church that the Duggar family attends - said that Caitlyn [nee Bruce] Jenner's sins against God are like abusing children and family members:
“If you are created a man, you are specifically and intentionally created a man. So, don’t try to be something else,” the pastor warned, adding that Jenner’s claim that she “thinks like a woman” was “sad.”

Floyd argued that “we’re all broken” but the “Grace of God” prevented church-goers from thinking “confused and twisted” thoughts.

“Anytime we demean the value of human beings, we violate what God intends for that human being,” he said. “It doesn’t matter what the situation is. A child, a spouse, a family member. Doesn’t matter what it is.

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Down in Florida, home of George "Quick-draw" Zimmerman, we find him on the receiving end of a gun. The shooter may get away with shooting at Zimmerman the same way that Zimmerman did - claiming Stand Your Ground:
The man accused of shooting at George Zimmerman will use a "stand your ground" defense in an attempt to clear himself, his lawyer said Friday.

"That's a good look into the future," said Michael Lafay moments after a bond hearing for his client, Matthew Apperson, a 36-year-old Winter Springs man accused of firing into Zimmerman's pickup May 11 as the two traveled in separate vehicles down West Lake Mary Boulevard.

"And, of course, as you know," Lafay said, "Mr. Zimmerman is no stranger to a 'stand your ground' situation."

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Heading west to Texas, the governor there was very suspicious of the Federal military coming to his state, and whipped up a frenzy of anti-federal ferver. Senator Ted Cruz in years past called storm relief funds "pork". So what happens when their state gets hit with devastating flooding? They have to go the federal government hat in hand and ask for help:
...just over a month ago, hundreds of Texans decided that a pending Navy Seal and Green Beret joint training exercise was really an excuse to take over the state and impose martial law. And they claimed the Federal Emergency Management Agency was erecting prison camps, readying Wal-Mart stores as processing centers for political prisoners.

There are nutcases everywhere, but Texas Governor Greg Abbott added to that particular outpouring of paranoia by ordering the Texas State Guard to monitor the military exercise. “It is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed upon,” he said. In other words, he’d protect Texans from this federal plot.

Now Abbott wants federal money. And the Federal Emergency Management Agency is gearing up for a major role in the cleanup—including places like Bastrop, Texas, where the Bastrop State Park dam failed—and where, just five weeks ago, a U.S. Army colonel trying to explain the pending military exercise was shouted down by hundreds of self-described patriots yelling “liar!”

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How many times have we heard Republicans poo-pooing climate change and its effect on weather with statements that began "I'm not a scientist, but...". They denigrate science left and right, especially when it involves evolution that flies in the face of their creationism religious dogma. How delicious and infuriating then to have one of them denounce a religious leader because said leader is not a scientist?
Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said this week that he was a “huge fan” of Pope Francis but that the pontiff should stop buying into the global warming debate and, instead, “leave the science to the scientists.”

During a Monday interview with WPHT, host Dom Giordano noted that Pope Francis was expected to urge lawmakers to take action on climate change when he visits the U.S. later this year.
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“The church has gotten it wrong a few times on science, and I think that we probably are better off leaving science to the scientists,” the candidate insisted.

Instead, Santorum encouraged the church to focus on “what we’re really good at, which is theology and morality.”

Hey Rick - I agree with you. Stop putting religion into politics and science!!
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Finally - everyone knows that Bernie Sanders is pretty much a socialist. For decades, Republicans have been the guardians at the gate, preventing that nasty socialism from infecting our Chosen Land of Corporate Capitalism (except for, you know, roads, police, fire services, public libraries, etc., etc., etc...). Older republicans, however, actually like those (and other) services provided by the government, and are falling under Bernie's spell:
Republicans should start quaking in fear of Bernie Sanders, because his appeal is growing, and not just with young voters. Voters in his own age group are also drawn to him and his message. Sanders is 73, and the older generation currently makes up a large and critical piece of the Republican base. So the fact that he’s appealing to older people is not good news for Republicans.

Sanders is an independent from Vermont, however he caucuses with the Democrats and is running for the Democratic presidential nomination. According to an article in The New York Times, the people he’s appealing to are the people who remember a time when the top tax bracket was 90 percent, and the middle class thrived while the wealthy actually paid taxes.

Our top tax rate now is too low, with way too many loopholes, under the flawed and failed ideas of trickle-down economics. We don’t have a system that rewards work, it punishes work, and rewards greed. Back then, the system didn’t allow for the kind of greed we have today nearly as easily.
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Sanders’ message of tax the rich, redistribute wealth, and bring back a strong government that takes care of its people, tends to resonate with Millennials and the youngest Gen-Xers, who are still young enough to be idealistic. However, the older generation—the one that we expect to vote Republican—finds itself moved by Sanders’ evocations of times when things were better, thanks in part to a government that was strong enough to care about people.

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So - what say you, dear reader? Do these fall under the label of "ironic"?
 

38 comments (Latest Comment: 06/03/2015 19:19:26 by Mondobubba)
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Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 12:52:47
Ironic indeed, Bobber.

Comment by velveeta jones on 06/03/2015 13:00:49
Fun blog!
Don't forget Speaker of the House voting for "one man, one women" marriage bills and calling the POTUS immoral while you're paying hush funds to cover up the molestation of a high school boy that you diddled with while you where a HS teacher.


Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 13:05:53
Quote by velveeta jones:
Fun blog!
Don't forget Speaker of the House voting for "one man, one women" marriage bills and calling the POTUS immoral while you're paying hush funds to cover up the molestation of a high school boy that you diddled with while you where a HS teacher.



Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 13:07:14
Good morning!

It's a few years old, but I think this is appropriate for the blog today.


Comment by Scoopster on 06/03/2015 13:23:15
Mornin' all!

Comment by TriSec on 06/03/2015 13:26:22
Not irony, I'm thinking 'end times'.



Comment by BobR on 06/03/2015 13:26:32
O FIFA world
O FIFA world
Auf wedersehen Sepp Blatter

(apologies to tannenbaums everywhere)


Comment by Scoopster on 06/03/2015 13:40:58
Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 13:45:32
Quote by Scoopster:
Oh baby!



Scoop? WTH? Is this the trailer for Fallout I skimmed something about yesterdee?


Comment by wickedpam on 06/03/2015 13:49:51
Morning

Comment by Scoopster on 06/03/2015 13:56:20
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Oh baby!

Scoop? WTH? Is this the trailer for Fallout I skimmed something about yesterdee?

Yep! This popped up yesterday afternoon and kinda surprised everyone.

Comment by wickedpam on 06/03/2015 14:06:11
WTF did I just hear? W now has a 52% approval rating???!!!!!! On this planet???!!!! How is that even possible.

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 14:08:28
Quote by wickedpam:
WTF did I just hear? W now has a 52% approval rating???!!!!!! On this planet???!!!! How is that even possible.

Did they poll republicans only?

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 14:08:49
Comment by Scoopster on 06/03/2015 14:09:56
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Oh baby!

Scoop? WTH? Is this the trailer for Fallout I skimmed something about yesterdee?

Yep! This popped up yesterday afternoon and kinda surprised everyone.

As rumored, the setting is greater Boston.



Comment by TriSec on 06/03/2015 14:11:18
So John Henry is upset his club stinks. Here's an idea-dump Liverpool and worry about baseball???

Comment by wickedpam on 06/03/2015 14:12:08
Quote by Raine:
Quote by wickedpam:
WTF did I just hear? W now has a 52% approval rating???!!!!!! On this planet???!!!! How is that even possible.

Did they poll republicans only?


CNN/ORC Poll Its has to skew right.

Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 14:14:04
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by Scoopster:
Oh baby!

Scoop? WTH? Is this the trailer for Fallout I skimmed something about yesterdee?

Yep! This popped up yesterday afternoon and kinda surprised everyone.

As rumored, the setting is greater Boston.



So Fallout 4 is the heartwarming story of a man and his dog?

Comment by Scoopster on 06/03/2015 14:14:19
Quote by wickedpam:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by wickedpam:
WTF did I just hear? W now has a 52% approval rating???!!!!!! On this planet???!!!! How is that even possible.

Did they poll republicans only?


CNN/ORC Poll Its has to skew right.

I heard that the skew on this poll and the recent poll that had Hillary's numbers sliding hard were 7-10% heavy towards conservatives/GOP.

Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 14:17:05
Quote by TriSec:
So John Henry is upset his club stinks. Here's an idea-dump Liverpool and worry about baseball???


http://indieauthorgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/teeny-tiny-violin.jpg


What about that NASCAR team, should he dump that as well?

Comment by wickedpam on 06/03/2015 14:18:20
Quote by Scoopster:
Quote by wickedpam:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by wickedpam:
WTF did I just hear? W now has a 52% approval rating???!!!!!! On this planet???!!!! How is that even possible.

Did they poll republicans only?


CNN/ORC Poll Its has to skew right.

I heard that the skew on this poll and the recent poll that had Hillary's numbers sliding hard were 7-10% heavy towards conservatives/GOP.



I'd believe it - honestly who watches CNN anymore?

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 14:43:34
I am posting this just to rub the santorum in his own bullshit…

Pope Frank actually is a scientist.
He holds degrees in chemistry, philosophy, and theology

Jesuits are known for their work in education, and Pope Francis is no exception. Before joining the order, he earned a master's degree in chemistry, and after becoming a Jesuit earned degrees in philosophy and theology. He taught those last two subjects, plus literature and psychology, at the college level before being named a bishop. "It's no easier to predict the trajectory of a papacy than the election of a pope," says Peter Folan, a Jesuit himself, in The Jesuit Post. "His biography, though, suggests that his ministry will be learned."


Comment by TriSec on 06/03/2015 14:44:48
Quote by Mondobubba:


http://indieauthorgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/teeny-tiny-violin.jpg


What about that NASCAR team, should he dump that as well?


Yes, that's barely even a sport. The Sox have stunk since the day he bought that stupid football team. 2013 is an aberration.


Comment by TriSec on 06/03/2015 14:54:53
BTW, i expect a reappearance of that violin should there be complaints from other corners of the blog during handegg season...

Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 16:14:05
Quote by TriSec:
Quote by Mondobubba:


http://indieauthorgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/teeny-tiny-violin.jpg


What about that NASCAR team, should he dump that as well?


Yes, that's barely even a sport. The Sox have stunk since the day he bought that stupid football team. 2013 is an aberration.



Hmm what? I wasn't paying attention after you were talking about NASCAR. Yes that is barely a sport. Go fast, turn left, repeat 4 times. For hundreds of miles.

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 17:22:46
Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 17:37:48



Somerset, not far from that hive of scum and villainy know as Breezewood, truly the Mos Eisley of the interstate system.

Comment by trojanrabbit on 06/03/2015 17:47:23
Quote by Mondobubba:
Quote by TriSec:
Quote by Mondobubba:


http://indieauthorgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/teeny-tiny-violin.jpg


What about that NASCAR team, should he dump that as well?


Yes, that's barely even a sport. The Sox have stunk since the day he bought that stupid football team. 2013 is an aberration.



Hmm what? I wasn't paying attention after you were talking about NASCAR. Yes that is barely a sport. Go fast, turn left, repeat 4 times. For hundreds of miles.

NESN is also smarting from the suckage that is the Red Sox. They're reduced to invading a dinner Drew Bledsoe was promoting a new wine of his at. (WHAT, Drew Bledsoe was less than a mile from me???? Now THERE was an absolute class act.)

Deflategate has zero impact on the game - Bledsoe.

And Wes Welker's been so concussed he's willing to come back to the Pats.

One semi-local restaurant we randomly dined at was the source of a couple of sad coincidences. We were inside dining the days George Carlin and Dale Earnhardt died.

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 17:54:41
Uhm… can I ask why?

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Comment by Scoopster on 06/03/2015 17:59:01
did someone say Lincoln Chafee?

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 18:02:07
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did someone say Lincoln Chafee?
HA and George Pataki combined could make me more bored.

Seriously, I appreciate that he came to the light, and can even accept his becoming a Dem, but what person told him he has a chance in hell?

Maybe he is looking for a cabinet position? Where is the getting the money? Does he have a PAC?



Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 18:03:38
OK, I am glad they didn't designated this place as a historic area, but what is this fresh Scientology hell that is trying to move to Frederick Md.?

Comment by Raine on 06/03/2015 18:04:38
Quote by Raine:
OK, I am glad they didn't designated this place as a historic area, but what is this fresh Scientology hell that is trying to move to Frederick Md.?

After a Scientology-connected real estate company purchased Trout Run for $4.85 million in 2013, Narconon waged an expensive campaign to convince officials that the property, which served as a stand-in for the real Camp David on TV’s “The West Wing,” was historical. A consultant hired to research the property’s history wrote a lengthy report about the site’s stone cabins and connection to past presidents, including Herbert Hoover, who once “reeled in a fine one-and-one-half pound trout.”



Comment by livingonli on 06/03/2015 18:45:09
Another slow day and these late shifts are not going to help my sleeping habits

Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 18:48:43
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Uhm… can I ask why?

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Because, why not. I swear it seems like running for POTUS has become the political equevelant of being on America's Got Talent. You do it to up your exposure.

Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 19:03:13
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Raine:
OK, I am glad they didn't designated this place as a historic area, but what is this fresh Scientology hell that is trying to move to Frederick Md.?

After a Scientology-connected real estate company purchased Trout Run for $4.85 million in 2013, Narconon waged an expensive campaign to convince officials that the property, which served as a stand-in for the real Camp David on TV’s “The West Wing,” was historical. A consultant hired to research the property’s history wrote a lengthy report about the site’s stone cabins and connection to past presidents, including Herbert Hoover, who once “reeled in a fine one-and-one-half pound trout.”




Oh, lordy! Narcanon. See what they did there with the name? Kinda like Narcotics Anonymous? Here is the rehab program in a nutshell:

1. Saunas to sweat all the drugs out.
2. Vitamins, because L Ron. said to do this.
3. Scientlolgy style auditing.

That's it. No other counseling, no NA meetings, nothing.


Comment by BobR on 06/03/2015 19:04:37
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Raine:
OK, I am glad they didn't designated this place as a historic area, but what is this fresh Scientology hell that is trying to move to Frederick Md.?

After a Scientology-connected real estate company purchased Trout Run for $4.85 million in 2013, Narconon waged an expensive campaign to convince officials that the property, which served as a stand-in for the real Camp David on TV’s “The West Wing,” was historical. A consultant hired to research the property’s history wrote a lengthy report about the site’s stone cabins and connection to past presidents, including Herbert Hoover, who once “reeled in a fine one-and-one-half pound trout.”


Please note - that's NarcAnon - not Nar-Anon. Not that they're purposely trying to confuse anyone...

Comment by Mondobubba on 06/03/2015 19:19:26
Quote by BobR:
Quote by Raine:
Quote by Raine:
OK, I am glad they didn't designated this place as a historic area, but what is this fresh Scientology hell that is trying to move to Frederick Md.?

After a Scientology-connected real estate company purchased Trout Run for $4.85 million in 2013, Narconon waged an expensive campaign to convince officials that the property, which served as a stand-in for the real Camp David on TV’s “The West Wing,” was historical. A consultant hired to research the property’s history wrote a lengthy report about the site’s stone cabins and connection to past presidents, including Herbert Hoover, who once “reeled in a fine one-and-one-half pound trout.”


Please note - that's NarcAnon - not Nar-Anon. Not that they're purposely trying to confuse anyone...



I was going to use a meme with "Ain't got time for that." They were all horribly racist.