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Due to increased Security
Author: Raine    Date: 07/03/2008 12:27:05

For the upcoming holiday weekend, We at four Freedoms will need to tighten security regulations for Visitors at Four Freedoms. Being that we are a co-operative Blog, and ask members to participate in decision making for the good of the Whole, I asked for a little help from our bloggers here. The following are the new Four Freedoms Blogger Security memorandums to ensure the safety of all users this holiday weekend. All Memo's are heretofor considered official memorandums and shall be called 4F BS memos.

Memo From Random:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this No.:oolong: and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :banana:.

Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our No safe and .


Memo From WickedPam:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this *. and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.

Please do not make comments about :star:, , or :deadhorse:. Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .


Memo From Clintster:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :donut:'s

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .

Please do not make comments about :martini:, , or :Dj:. Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and :sprint:.


Memo From M-Faye:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :star:'s :

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this :spliff:. and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the :peace2:.

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.

Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and :nervous:.


Memo From Mondo:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased Television and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring Computer's with you on this Vespa scooter. Cat's and Fern's must be registered in advance with the Loud guard wearing the Carpet.

At any time we may Romp you and require that you expose your Toe to us. At any time, our Telephone may be used to inspect your Watch.

Please do not make comments about Rain, Rio, or Countdown. Doing so could subject you to immediate Spank.

Thank you for helping us keep our Vespa scooter safe and Red.


Memo from Izzy:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :butt:'s

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this (it could happen!). and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the :penis:.

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :martini:.

Please do not make comments about (air pollution)!, :gobama:, or :yadda:. Doing so could subject you to immediate :modbat:.

Thank you for helping us keep our (Really, it could happen) safe and .


Memo From BobR:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :pig:'s

Due to increased 's and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .

Please do not make comments about , , or :monkey:. Doing so could subject you to immediate :assspank:.

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .


Memo From Shane-O:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND

Due to increased and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your .

Please do not make comments about , , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate .

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .


And last, but NOT least, memo from Livin:
ATTENTION PASSENGERS AND :violin:'s

Due to increased :monkey:'s and concerns about homeland security, you are no longer allowed to bring * with you on this . and must be registered in advance with the guard wearing the .

At any time we may you and require that you expose your to us. At any time, our may be used to inspect your :cheese:.

Please do not make comments about ( For a hot summer day), , or . Doing so could subject you to immediate :spank:.

Thank you for helping us keep our safe and .


Thank you for your cooperation.
:peace: and


PS: You have all been Mad Liberal'd! Have a wonderful 4th of July in case we miss you!
 

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Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 12:54:40
That was too cute!



Morning :hug:



Happy

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:01:37
Interesting listening week...



I usually don't check in on Momma's guest hosts during vacation, and I'm all caught up on podcasts today.



So, I've got some morning chill, then I think I'll dial up some Prince...:prince:





Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 13:07:41
Uggghhh GI distress. :puke:

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:07:43
Happy 3rd of July, everyone! :party:



Huh? It's tomorrow?



Poop.



:kickcan:





Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:12:34
I thought the outcomes of everyone's input was really hilarious. When I was putting them all together last night, I kept having a few belly laughs.

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:12:40
MORNING BLOW-THROUGH!!!










Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 13:22:54
Now I know what happens when you take Allegra and antacids. It says don't do that on the Allegra warnings, I forgot.

Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 13:26:03
Is Cindy McCain one of the undead?:rofl: Oh yes! Totally.

Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 13:26:33
Oh Art :lol:

Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 13:29:43
Risky? Wha? Is he going to have a huge house party at the White House with all of his peeps from the hood? Dumb!

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:34:23
So what is everyone planning on tomorrow?



I already miss Faye ---

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:35:35
I am already sick of the right wing attacks.



Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:37:01
Wasn't it that Alli junk that would cause you to spontaneously lose bowel control?





Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 13:37:02
I'm putting up a new shower curtian rod and probably putting in some moulding in Mom's bathroom, then I might paint my bathroom and put in moulding there too. Just depends. Have to clean the house too - I have a cousin I haven't seen since I was 5 coming next weekend - not sure if I'm happy about that right now.

Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 13:38:50
Quote by TriSec:

Wasn't it that Alli junk that would cause you to spontaneously lose bowel control?









Noooooo...

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:40:01
Busy weekend in TriSecLand...



Tomorrow we're off to see Maria's cousin, blissfully without the wingnuts-in-law. I may play some light patriotic fare on the ol' tooter...



Saturday we're off to me mums' to frolic in the pool.



Sunday is the big day; it's my father's annual "musician's party" that he and all his cohorts have been doing for some 50 years now. We have a big jam session most of the afternoon, so I'll be playing some jazz this weekend...



No better way to celebrate America's birthday with her only indigenous art form....

: liberal elitist :

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:40:45
You know, I REALLY need to remember to fire these ladies up on the weekend.

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:42:46
Quote by wickedpam:

I'm putting up a new shower curtian rod and probably putting in some moulding in Mom's bathroom, then I might paint my bathroom and put in moulding there too. Just depends. Have to clean the house too - I have a cousin I haven't seen since I was 5 coming next weekend - not sure if I'm happy about that right now.
Ooofda., are you going to any fireworks?





Tri, you sound like a man with a plan.



Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:43:24
Cindi charged how much?





And pray tell, how much do you think is being used on the campaign ILLEGALLY?

Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 13:43:49
If Cindy McCain is one of the legion of the undead, the 750,000K on the credit cards is explained. Blood ain't cheap.

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:43:50
Oh, and I forgot the fireworks and the Pops. There's a local display in Waltham down the street from home, It's a Friday night and Javi is finally old enough to try to head on down.



The Pops, of course, will be broadcast for all to see. And did you know that the rest of you out there only get less than half of the concert? The downbeat is usually at 7:30, the "National Broadcast" joins in at 9pm.



Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:44:57
Cindy Needs to disclose her finances.



The same way the Right forced Theresa Kerry to do so. There is NO difference. NONE.

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:48:56
Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:49:32
" Their credit card bills peaked between January 2007 and May 2008, during which time Cindy McCain charged as much as $500,000 in a single month on one American Express card and $250,000 on another, while one of their two dependent children had an AmEx card with a monthly balance as large as $50,000. "





What the hell are they buying on the ol' Amex card there?



$500,000 in a single month....that's about ten years of salary for me, for crying out loud!





Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:50:06
IT feels like a saturday.

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 13:51:44




Ah yes, I heard that this morning on the way in. So, how is he different from Bush again?





I'm very encouraged by the way the Dems are responding this time, and also by how those chickens seem to be coming home to roost. But, like we've been saying all along, everything this 'administration' said and did was fine with the base at the time, but now turnabout is fair play, innit?



Comment by starling310 on 07/03/2008 13:55:00
:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!



Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:57:05
Quote by TriSec:





Ah yes, I heard that this morning on the way in. So, how is he different from Bush again?





I'm very encouraged by the way the Dems are responding this time, and also by how those chickens seem to be coming home to roost. But, like we've been saying all along, everything this 'administration' said and did was fine with the base at the time, but now turnabout is fair play, innit?



Turnabout IS fair play in my eyes at this point. And you know what? we can do it without becoming *those* people.

Comment by starling310 on 07/03/2008 13:57:07
Quote by Raine:

So what is everyone planning on tomorrow?



I already miss Faye ---




Sacha and I and my good friend, Nine, will be sitting on Sacha's roof drinking beer and watching fireworks! I know. . . Beer and Roof; not a good idea. But, we are going to risk it!

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 13:58:22
Yes, starling it's the 4FBS!



They were great weren't they? A round of for everyone!

Comment by starling310 on 07/03/2008 13:59:30
They were great! I am sorry I missed out on participating. That'll teach me not to log in to the Blog in the evening.....



Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 13:59:40
Quote by Raine:

Quote by wickedpam:

I'm putting up a new shower curtian rod and probably putting in some moulding in Mom's bathroom, then I might paint my bathroom and put in moulding there too. Just depends. Have to clean the house too - I have a cousin I haven't seen since I was 5 coming next weekend - not sure if I'm happy about that right now.
Ooofda., are you going to any fireworks?





Tri, you sound like a man with a plan.





Someone might sent some off at one of the parks, but I prefer to just stay away from crowds. I get bored easily from just sitting around waiting.



Comment by livingonli on 07/03/2008 14:02:20
Good morning everyone.



I really wish I had normal working hours. Watching Countdown at 2 AM makes me feel like a vampire.



I am actually off this Friday. I may just take some needed downtime but I am working Saturday and Sunday. I just lucked out on Friday because of my schedule but I still get holiday pay (especially since I couldn't grab OT).

Comment by livingonli on 07/03/2008 14:03:08
Quote by starling310:

They were great! I am sorry I missed out on participating. That'll teach me not to log in to the Blog in the evening.....



I thought you knew by now this place was a non-stop party.

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 14:05:00
Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

So what is everyone planning on tomorrow?



I already miss Faye ---




Sacha and I and my good friend, Nine, will be sitting on Sacha's roof drinking beer and watching fireworks! I know. . . Beer and Roof; not a good idea. But, we are going to risk it!
oooOOOooo



Roof and beer. I love it!





We are going to do a Low country Boil and have a few friends over tommorrow, Saturday we are going to the museum (free fridays for county residents) and I can't remember what is happening Sunday.





We are going to see the first three exhibitions... more if we have time.





Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 14:06:25
Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

So what is everyone planning on tomorrow?



I already miss Faye ---




Sacha and I and my good friend, Nine, will be sitting on Sacha's roof drinking beer and watching fireworks! I know. . . Beer and Roof; not a good idea. But, we are going to risk it!






No roof jumping! It would be...bad. I don't want to hear about or see you in the Oddball segment on Countdown. Mmm'kay?

Comment by starling310 on 07/03/2008 14:06:40
Quote by livingonli:

Quote by starling310:

They were great! I am sorry I missed out on participating. That'll teach me not to log in to the Blog in the evening.....



I thought you knew by now this place was a non-stop party.




I always miss something at a non-stop party. I am usually cleaning up...it's my slight OCD.

Comment by starling310 on 07/03/2008 14:07:09
Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

So what is everyone planning on tomorrow?



I already miss Faye ---




Sacha and I and my good friend, Nine, will be sitting on Sacha's roof drinking beer and watching fireworks! I know. . . Beer and Roof; not a good idea. But, we are going to risk it!






No roof jumping! It would be...bad. I don't want to hear about or see you in the Oddball segment on Countdown. Mmm'kay?




I CAN FLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!





Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 14:07:57
Quote by starling310:

:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!





:huh: whad' I do?



Comment by Mondobubba on 07/03/2008 14:08:01
Quote by starling310:

Quote by Mondobubba:

Quote by starling310:

Quote by Raine:

So what is everyone planning on tomorrow?



I already miss Faye ---




Sacha and I and my good friend, Nine, will be sitting on Sacha's roof drinking beer and watching fireworks! I know. . . Beer and Roof; not a good idea. But, we are going to risk it!






No roof jumping! It would be...bad. I don't want to hear about or see you in the Oddball segment on Countdown. Mmm'kay?




I CAN FLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!









No R Kelly, you can't! :rofl:

Comment by starling310 on 07/03/2008 14:10:21
Angela is so right. It is a choice to remain ignorant and prejudice.

Comment by livingonli on 07/03/2008 14:11:13
Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by starling310:

:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!





:huh: whad' I do?



Don't you read your own memos?

Comment by TriSec on 07/03/2008 14:13:32






Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 14:17:17
Quote by livingonli:

Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by starling310:

:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!





:huh: whad' I do?



Don't you read your own memos?
And now we all understand what is wrong with the *ush administration...



Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 14:18:18
Quote by livingonli:

Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by starling310:

:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!





:huh: whad' I do?



Don't you read your own memos?




I read mine and everyones - I thought they were really cute :lol:



Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 14:18:52
Quote by TriSec:





I love the kid who yelled... *Oh my Gawd*



Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 14:27:25
I gotta tell you something about Cindy McCain... a lot of Freepers think she is Hot.



I know this becuase I dare go where others would not.



I have a copy of the federalist papers right next to me. I always do. I don't wear a flag pin. so does this make me a good enough patriot?

Comment by wickedpam on 07/03/2008 14:28:43
Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by livingonli:

Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by starling310:

:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!





:huh: whad' I do?



Don't you read your own memos?




I read mine and everyones - I thought they were really cute :lol:





Nevermind - I'm a little slow on the uptake this morning. :p



Comment by livingonli on 07/03/2008 14:29:56
Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by livingonli:

Quote by wickedpam:

Quote by starling310:

:bow: :bow: :bow:



Awesome Intro!!! I will heed all warnings. Thank you fellow Bloggers for your BS tips....especially Mala! That's right. Don't make comments about :star:!!



I was supposed to be in the office today, because my boss is on vacation. But, in the spirit of Independence, I decided to work from home. . . It seemed like the patriotic thing to do.



I will be reading my FDR books during down time, so I AM DOING MY PART!!!





:huh: whad' I do?



Don't you read your own memos?




I read mine and everyones - I thought they were really cute :lol:





Nevermind - I'm a little slow on the uptake this morning. :p



And I'm the one who has trouble waking up in the morning.

Comment by Raine on 07/03/2008 14:30:40
Most of those tapes that McCain made are classified information. I have read a few of them. McCain did break EARLY on in his captivity. The other men who were held in captivity with him did not. just saying.





And I will further preface this with the fact that I do not denigrate his service, but I call into question his experience to being commander in chief for what happened.



That job is WAY too important. IT deserves serious scrutiny for what happened in the past. HE himself said he was a war criminal.